(Slatnell HtnitieraUg Slibratg Jtt;ara, S^Mit Inrb BOUGHT WITH THE INCOME OF THE SAGE ENDOWMENT FUND THE GIFT OF HENRY W. SAGE 1891 Cornell University Library PR 5453.S2I6 Lewis Arundel; or, The railroad of life; w 3 1924 013 551 787 The original of tliis book is in tine Cornell University Library. There are no known copyright restrictions in the United States on the use of the text. http://www.archive.org/details/cu31924013551787 Lewis Arundel. DROPPING A DI3AGREKABLE ACQUAINTANCE,-: P. 252. LEWIS ARUNDEL; OR, THE RAILROAD OF LIFE. BY FRANK E. SMEDLEY, AUTHOR OF " FRANK FAIRLEGH." WITH ILLUSTRATIONS SY "PHIZ. THE WALTER SCOTT PUBLISHING CO., LTD. LONDON AND NEWCASTLE-ON-TYNE. NEW YORK: 3 EAST I4TH STREET. LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS. PAQE DROPPING A DISAGREEABLE ACQUAINTANCE - Frontispiece. RACHEL'S INTRODUCTION TO FAUST - 6 ,THE CHARTIST ROW - - 34 THREE STEPS IN LIFE — BEGGARY, POVERTY, AND COMPETENCE 76 A VIOLENT "ANTI-PROGRESS" MOVEMENT 108 CHARLEY LEICESTER BESET BY AN AMAZON 156 MAKING GAME OF A FELLOW - 180 A COWARDLY SHOT - - - - I98 BRACY DANCETH A LIVELY MEASURE - - - 234 THE GERMAN LESSON .... 308 LEWIS IN THE RUINED ABBEY . . 338 CHARLEY Leicester's domestic felicity - • 360 'TIS EASY TO PUT YOUR FOOT IN IT - 406 WOEFUL EFFECTS OF A WILFUL WAIST - 424 THE DEATH OF JANE HARDY - - • 456 THE FATE OF THE WOLF ..... 466 Lewis Arundel CHAPTER I. IN WHICH THE TRAIN STARTS, AND THE READER IS INTRODUCED TO THREE FIRST-CLASS PASSENGERS. " Surely he ought to be here by this time, Rose ; it must be past nine o'clock ! " " Scarcely so much, mamma ; indeed, it wants a quarter of nine yet. The coach does not arrive till half-past eight, and he has quite four miles to walk afterwards." " Oh I this waiting, it destroys me," rejoined the first speaker, rising from her seat and pacing the room with agitated steps. " How you can contrive to sit there, drawing so quietly, I do not com- prehend I " "Does it annoy you, dear mamma ? Why did you not tell me so before?" returned Rose gently, putting away her drawing-apparatus as she spoke. No one would have called Rose Arundel handsome, or even pretty, and yet her face had a charm about it — a charm that lurked in the depths of her dreamy grey eyes, and played about the comers of her mouth when she smiled, and sat like a glory upon her high, smooth forehead. Both she and her mother were clad in the deepest mourning, and the traces of some recent heartfelt sorrow might be discerned in either face. A stranger would have taken them for sisters, rather than for mother and daughter ; for there were lines of thought on Rose's brow which her twenty years scarcely warranted, while Mrs. Arundel, at eight-and-thirty, looked full six years younger, despite her widow's cap. " I have been thinking. Rose,'' resumed the elder lady, after a short pause, during which she continued pacing the room most assiduously, " I have been thinking that if we were to settle near some large town, I could give lessons in music and singing : my voice is as good as ever it was — listen ;" and, seating herself at a small cottage piano, she began to execute some difficult solfeggi in a rich, clear soprano, with a degree of ease and grace which proved her to be a finished singer ; and, apparently carried away by the feeling the music had excited, she I 9 LEWIS ARUNDEL allowed her voice to flow, as it were unconsciously, into the words of an Italian song, which she continued for some moments, without noticing a look of pain which shot across her daughter's pale features. At length, suddenly breaking off, she exclaimed in a voice broken with emotion, "Ah! what am I singing?" and, burying her face in her handkerchief, she burst into a flood of tears : it had been her husband's favourite song. Recovering herself more quickly than from the violence of her grief might have been expected, she was about to resume her walk, when, observing for the first time the expression of her daughter's face, she sprang towards her, and placing her arm caressingly round her waist, kissed her tenderly, exclaiming in a tone of the fondest affection, " Rose, my own darling, I have distressed you by my heedlessness, but I forget everything now ! " She paused ; then added, in a calmer tone, " Really, love, I have been thinking seriously of what I said just now about teaching. If I could but get a sufficient number of pupils, it would be much better than allowing you to go out as governess, for we could live together then ; and I know I shall never be able to part with you. Besides, you would be miserable, managing naughty children all day long — throwing away your talents on a set of stupid little wretches, — such drudgery would ennui you to death." " And do you think, mamma, that I could be content to live in idle- ness and allow you to work for my support?" replied Rose, while a faint smile played over her expressive features. " Oh, no 1 Lewis will try to obtain some appointment : you shall live with him and keep his house, while I go out as governess for a few years ; and we must save all we can, until we are rich enough to live together again." " And perhaps some day we may be able to come back and take the dear old cottage, if Lewis is very lucky and should make a fortune," returned Mrs. Arundel. " How shall we be able to bear to leave it I " she added, glancing round the room regretfully. " How, indeed 1 " replied Rose, with a sigh ; " but it must be done. Lewis will not feel it as we shall — he has been away so long." " It seems an age," resumed Mrs. Arundel, musing. " How old was he when he left Westminster?" " Sixteen, was he not ? " replied Rose. "And he has been at Bonn three years. Why, Rose, he must be a man by this time ! " " Mr. Frere wrote us word he was the taller of the two by half a head last year, if you recollect," returned Rose. "Hark I" exclaimed Mrs. Arundel, starting up and going to the window, which opened in the French fashion upon a small flower- garden. As she spoke, the gate-bell rang smartly, and in another moment the person outside, having apparently caught sight of the figure at the window, sprang Ughtly over the paling, crossed the lawn in a couple of bounds, and ere the slave of the bell had answered its impatient summons, Lewis was in his mother's arms. After the first greeting, in which smiles and tears had mingled in strange fellowship, Mrs. Arundel drew her son towards a table on which a lamp was burning, saying as she did so, "Why, Rose, can LEWIS ARUNDEL 3 this be our little Lewis ? He is as tall as a grenadier I Heads up, sir 1 — Attention I — You are going to be inspected. Do you remember when the old sergeant used to drill us all, and wanted to teach Rose to fence ? " Smiling at his mother's caprice, Lewis Arundel drew himself up to his full height, and, placing his back against the wall, stood in the attitude of a soldier on parade — his head just touching the frame of a picture which hung above him. The light of the lamp shone full upon the spot where he had stationed himself, displaying a face and figure on which a mother's eye might well rest with pride and admiration. Considerably above the middle height, his figure was slender, but singularly graceful ; his head small and intellectual looking. The features, ex(^uisitely formed, were, if anything, too delicately cut and regular ; which, together with a brilliant complexion and long silken eyelashes, tended to impart an almost feminine character to his beauty. The expression of his face, however, effectually counteracted any such tendency ; no one could observe the flashing of the dark eyes, the sarcastic curl of the short upper lip, the curved nostril slightly drawn back, the stern resolution of the knitted brow, without tracing signs of pride unbroken, stormy feelings and passions un- subdued, and an iron will, which, according as it might be directed, must prove all-powerful for good or evil. His hair, which he wore somewhat long, was, like his mother's, of that jet black colour charac- teristic of the inhabitants of a southern clime rather than of the descendants of the fair-haired Saxons, while a soft down of the same dark hue as his clustering curls fringed the sides of his face, affording promise of a goodly crop of whiskers. Despite the differences of feature and expression, — and they were great, — there was a decided resemblance between the brother and sister, and the same indescrib- able charm, which made it next to impossible to watch Rose Arundel without loving her, shed its sunshine also over Lewis's face when he smiled. After surveying her son attentively, with eyes which sparkled with surprise and pleasure, Mrs. Arundel exclaimed, "Why, how the boy is altered! Is he not improved, Rose?" As she spoke, she involun- tarily glanced from Lewis to the picture under which he stood. It was a half-length portrait of a young man, in what appeared to be some foreign uniform, the hand resting on the hilt of a cavalry sabre. The features, though scarcely so handsome, were strikingly like those of Lewis Arundel, the greatest difference being in the expression, which was more joyous, and that the hair in the portrait was of a rich brown instead of black. After comparing the two for a moment, Mrs Arundel attempted to speak, but her voice failing from emotion, she burst into tears, and hastily left the room. " Why, Rose, what is it ? " exclaimed Lewis in surprise ; " is my mother ill.?" " No ; it is your likeness to that picture, Lewis love, that has over- come her : you know it is a portrait of our dearest father " (her voice faltered as she pronounced his name), "taken just after they were married, I believe." 4 LEWIS ARUNDEL. Lewis regarded the picture attentively, then averting his head as if he could not bear that even Rose should witness his grief, he threw himself on a sofa and concealed his face with his hands. Recovering himself almost immediately, he drew his sister gently towards him, and placing her beside him, asked, as he stroked her glossy hair — "Rose, dearest, how is it that I was not informed of our poor father's illness ? Surely a letter must have miscarried I " " Did not mamma explain to you, then, how sudden it was ?" "Not a word: she only wrote a few hurried lines, leading me to prepare for a great shock; then told me that my father was dead; and entreating me to return immediately, broke off abruptly, saying she could write no more." " Poor mamma I she was quite overcome by her grief, and yet she was so excited and so anxious to save me, she would do everything herself I wished her to let me write to you, but she objected, and I was afraid of annoying her." "It was most unfortunate," returned Lewis; "in her hurry she mis- directed the letter ; and, as I told you when I wrote, I was from home at the time, and did not receive it till three weeks after it should have reached me. I was at a rifle-match got up by some of the students, and had just gained the prize, a pair of silver-mounted pistols, when her letter was put into my hand. Fancy receiving such news in a scene of gaiety 1" " How exquisitely painful I My poor brother 1 " said Rose, while the tears she could no longer repress dimmed her bright eyes. After a moment she continued, " But I was going to tell you, — it was more than a month ago, — poor papa had walked over to Warlington to negotiate about selling one of his paintings. Did you know that he had lately made his talent for painting serve as a means of adding to our income ? " " Richard Frere told me of it last year," replied Lewis. " Oh yes, Mr. Frere was kind enough to get introductions to several picture-dealers, and was of the greatest use," continued Rose. " Well, when papa came in, he looked tired and harassed ; and in answer to my questions, he said he had received intelligence which had excited him a good deal, and added something about being called upon to take a very important step. I left him to fetch a glass of wine, and when I returned, to my horror, his head was leaning forward on his breast, and he was both speechless and insensible. We instantly sent for the nearest medical man, but it was of no use ; he pronounced it to be congestion of the brain, and gave us no hope : his opinion was but too correct ; my dear father never spoke again, and in less than SIX hours all was over." " How dreadful 1 " murmured Lewis. " My poor Rose, how shocked you must have been ! » After a few minutes' silence he continued "And what was this news which produced such an effect upon mv father?" ^ •' "Strange to say," replied Rose, "we have not the slightest notion No letter or other paper has been found which could at all account for It, nor can we learn that papa met any one at Warlington likely to LEWIS ARUNDEL. $ have brought him news. The only clue we have been able to gain is that Mr. Bowing, who keeps the library there, remarked that papa came in as usual to look at the daily papers, and as he was reading, suddenly uttered an exclamation of surprise and put his hand to his brow. Mr. Bowing was about to inquire whether anything was the matter, when he was called away to attend to a customer ; and when he was again at liberty papa had left the shop. Mr. Bowing sent us the paper afterwards, but neither mamma nor I could discover in it anything we could imagine at all likely to have affected papa so strongly." " How singular ! " returned Lewis, musing. " What could it pos- sibly have been ? You say my father's papers have been examined ?" " Yes, mamma wrote to Mr. Coke, papa's man of business in London, and he came down directly, but nothing appeared to throw any light on the matter. Papa had not even made a will." She paused to dry the tears which had flowed copiously during this narration, then continued : " But oh ! Lewis, do you know we are so very, very poor?" " I suspected as much, dear Rose ; I knew my father's was a life income. But why speak in such a melancholy tone ? Surely my sister has not grown mercenary ? " " Scarcely that, I hope," returned Rose, smiling; "but there is some difference between being mercenary and regretting that we are so poor that wc shall be unable to live together : is there not, Lewis dear?" "Unable to live together?" repeated Lewis slowly. "Yes, well, I may of course be obliged to leave you, but I shall not accept any employment which will necessitate my quitting England, so I shall often come and take a peep at you." " Oh ! but, Lewis love, it is worse than that — we shall not be able to Hush I here comes mamma; we will talk about this another time." " Why, Lewis," exclaimed Mrs. Arundel, entering the room with a light elastic step, without a trace of her late emotion visible on her animated countenance, "what is this ? Here's Rachel complaining that you have brought a wild beast with you, which has eaten up all the tea-cakes." " Let alone fright'ning the blessed cat so that she's flowed up the chimley like a whirlpool, and me a'most in fits all the time, the brute ! But I'll not sleep in the house with it, to be devoured like a cannibal in my quiet bed, if there was not another sitivation in Sussex ! " And here Rachel, a stout serving-woman, with a face which, sufficiently red by nature, had become the deepest crimson from fear and anger, burst into a flood of tears, which, mingling with a tolerably thick deposit of soot, acquired during the hurried rise and progress of the outraged cat, imparted to her the appearance of some piebald variety of female Ethiopian Serenader. " Rachel, have you forgotten me ? " inquired Lewis, as soon as he could speak for laughing. " What are you crying about ? You are not so silly as to be afraid of a dog ? Here, Faust, where are you ? " As 6 LEWIS ARUNDEL he spoke he uttered a low, peculiar whistle; and in obedience to his signal a magnificent Livonian wolf-hound, which bore sufficient like- ness to the animal it was trained to destroy to have alarmed a more discriminating zoologist than poor Rachel, sprang into the room, and, delighted at rejoining his master, began to testify his joy so roughly as not only to raise the terror of that damsel to screaming point, but to cause Mrs. Arundel to interpose a chair between herself and the intruder, while Rose, pale but silent, shrank timidly into a corner of the apartment. In an instant the expression of Lewis's face changed ; his brow contracted, his mouth grew stern, and fixing his flashing eyes upon those of the dog, he uttered in a deep, low voice some German word of command ; and as he spoke the animal dropped at his feet, where it crouched in a suppliant attitude, gazing wistfully at his master's countenance, without offering to move. "You need not have erected a barricade to defend yourself, my dear mother," said Lewis, as a smile chased the cloud which had for a moment shaded his features; "the monster is soon quelled. Rose, you must learn to love Faust — he is my second self; come and stroke him." Thus exhorted. Rose approached and patted the dog's shagg-y head, at first timidly, but more boldly when she found that he still retained his crouching posture, merely repaying her caresses by fixing his bright, truthful eyes upon her face lovingly, and licking his lips with his long red tongue. " Now, Rachel," continued Lewis, " it is your turn ; come, I must have you good friends with Faust." " No, I'm much obliged to you, sir, I couldn't do it, indeed — no disrespect to you, Mr. Lewis, though you have growed a man in foreign parts. I may be a servant of all work, but I didn't engage myself to look after wild beasts, sir. No ! nor wouldn't, if you was to double my wages, and put the washin' out — I can't abear them." " Foolish girl ! it's the most good-natured dog in the world. Here, he'll give you his paw; come and shake hands with him." " I couldn't do it, sir ; I'm jest a-going to set the tea-things. I won't, then, that's flat," exclaimed Rachel, waxing rebellious in the extremity of her terror, and backing rapidly towards the door. " Yes, you will," returned Lewis quietly ; " every one does as I bid them." And grasping her wrist, while he fixed his piercing glance sternly upon her, he led her up to the dog, and in spite of a faint show of resistance, a half-frightened, half-indignant " I dare say, indeed," and a muttered hint of her conviction " that he had lately been accus- tomed to drive black nigger slaves in Guinea," with an intimation "that he'd find white flesh and blood wouldn't stand it, and didn't ought to, neither," succeeded in making her shake its great paw, and finally (as she perceived no symptoms of the humanivorous propen- sities with which her imagination had endowed it), pat its shaggy sides. " There, now you've made up your quarrel, Faust shall help you to carry my things upstairs," said Lewis; and slinging a small travelling valise round the dog's neck, he again addressed him in N. \ Rachel's introduction to faust. LEWIS ARUNDEL. 7 German, when the well-trained animal left the room with the astonished but no longer refractory Rachel. "You must be a conjurer, Lewis," exclaimed his mother, who had remained a silent but amused spectator of the foregoing scene. "Why, Rachel manages the whole house. Rose and I do exactly what she tells us, don't we, Rose? What did you do to her? was it mes- merism ? " " I made use of one of the secrets of the mesmerist, certainly," replied Lewis ; " I managed her by the power of a strong will over a weak one." " I should hardly call Rachel's a weak will," observed Rose, with a quiet smile. " You must confess, at all events, mine is a stronger,'' replied Lewis. " When I consider it necessary to carry a point, I usually find some way of doing it ; it was necessary for the sake of Faust's well-being to manage Rachel, and I did so." He spoke carelessly, but there was something in his bearing and manner which told of conscious power and inflexible resolution, and you felt instinctively that you were in the presence of a master- spirit. Tea made its appearance ; Rachel, upon whom the charm still appeared to operate, seeming in the highest possible good humour, — a frame of mind most unusual with that exemplary woman, who belonged to that trying class of servants who, on the strength of their high moral character and intense respectability, see fit to constitute themselves a kind of domestic scourges, household horse-hair shirts (if we may be allowed the expression), and, bent on fulfilling their mission to the enth, keep their martyred masters and mistresses in a constant state of mental soreness and irritation from morning till night. Tea came, — the cakes demolished by the reprobate Faust in the agitation of his arrival (he was far too well-bred a dog to have done such a thing had he had time for reflection) having been replaced by some marvellous impromptu resulting from Rachel's unhoped-for state of mind. The candles burned brightly ; the fire (for though it was the end of May, a fire was still an agreeable companion) blazed and sparkled cheerily, but yet a gloom hung over the little party. One feeling was uppermost in each mind, and saddened every heart He whom they had loved with a deep and tender affection, such as but few of us are so fortunate as to call forth, the kind and indulgent husband and father, the dear friend rather than the master of that little household, had been taken from amongst them ; and each word, each look, each thought of the past, each hope for the future, served to realise in its fullest bitterness the heavy loss they had sustained. Happy are the dead whose virtues are chronicled, not on sculptured stone, but in the faithful hearts of those whom they have loved on earth I During the evening, in the course of conversation, Mrs. Arundel again referred to the project of teaching music and singing. Lewis made no remark on the matter at the time, though his sister fancied, S LEWIS ARUNDEL. from his compressed lip and darkened brow, that it had not pzlssed him unobserved. When the two ladies were about to retire for the night, Lewis signed to his sister to remain ; and having lighted his mother's candle, kissed her affectionately, and wished her good-night, he closed the door. There was a moment's silence, which was broken by Lewis saying abruptly, " Rose, what did my mother mean about giving singing lessons ? " " Dear, unselfish mamma ! " replied Rose, " always ready to sacrifice her own comfort for those she loves 1 She wants, when we leave the cottage, to settle near some large town, that she may be able to teach music and singing (you know what a charming voice she has), in order to save me from the necessity of going out as governess." " Leave the cottage 1 go out as governess ! " repeated Lewis in a low voice, as if he scarcely understood the purport of her words. " Are you mad ? " " I told you, love, we are too poor to continue living here, or indeed anywhere, in idleness ; we must, at all events for a few years, work for our living ; and you cannot suppose I would let mamma " "Hush!" exclaimed Lewis sternly, "you will distract me." He paused for some minutes in deep thought ; then asked, in a cold, hard tone of voice, which, to one skilled in reading the human heart, told of intense feelings and stormy passions kept down by the power of an iron will, " Tell me, what is the amount of the pittance that stands between us and beggary ? " " Dear Lewis, do not speak so bitterly ; we have still each other's love remaining, and Heaven to look forward to ; and with such blessings, even poverty need not render us unhappy." And as she uttered these words, Rose leaned fondly upon her brother's shoulder, and gazed up into his face with a look of such deep affection, such pure and holy confidence, that even his proud spirit, cruelly as it had been wounded by the unexpected shock, could not withstand it. Placing his arm round her, he drew her towards him, and kissing her high, pale brow, murmured — " Forgive me, dear Rose; I have grown harsh and stern of late^ all are not true and good as you are. Believe me, it was for your sake and my mother's that I felt this blow: for myself, I heed it not, save as it impedes freedom of action. And now answer my question, What have we left to live upon ? " "About ;£ioo a year was what Mr. Coke told mamma." "And, on an average, what does it cost living in this cottage as comfortably as you have been accustomed to do ? " " Poor papa used to reckon we spent ^200 a year here." " No more, you are certain ? " "Quite." Again Lewis paused in deep thought, his brow resting on his hand. At length he said, suddenly — "Yes, it no doubt can be done, and shall. Now, Rose, listen to me. While I live and can work, neither my mother nor you shall do anything for your own support, or leave the rank you have held in society. You shall retain this cottage, and live as you have been LEWIS AHUNtiEL g accustomed to do, and as befits the widow and daughter of him that is gone." " But, Lewis " " Rose, you do not know me. When I left England I was a boy ; in years, perhaps, I am little else even yet ; but circumstances have made me older than my years, and in mind and disposition I am a man, and a determined one. I feel strongly and deeply in regard to the position held by my mother and sister, and therefore on this point it is useless to oppose me." Rose looked steadily in his face, and saw that what he said was true; therefore, exercising an unusual degree of common sense for a woman, she held her tongue, and let a wilful man have his way. Reader, would you know the circumstances which had changed Lewis Arundel from a boy to a man ? They are soon told. He had loved, foolishly perhaps, but with all the pure and ardent passion, the fond and trusting confidence of youth — he had loved, and been deceived. Lewis had walked some miles that day, and had travelled both by sea and land ; it may therefore reasonably be supposed that he was tolerably sleepy. Nevertheless, before he went to bed he sat down and wrote the following letter : — " My dear Frere, — There were but two men in the world of whom I would have asked a favour, or from whom I would accept assistance — my poor father was one, you are the other. A week since I received a letter to tell me of my father's death: to-day I have returned to England to learn that I am a beggar. Had I no tie to bind me, no one but myself to consider, I should instantly quit a countiy in which poverty is a deadly sin. In Germany or Italy I could easily render myself independent, either as painter or musician ; and the careless freedom of the artist life suits me well; but the little that remains from my father's scanty fortune is insufficient to support my mother and sister. Therefore I apply to you, and if you can help me, you may — your willingness to do so, I know. I must obtain, immediately, some situation or employment which will bring me in ;£20O a year ; though, if my purchaser (for I consider that I am selling myself) will lodge and feed me, as he does his horse or his dog, ;£5o less would do. I care not what use I am put to, so that no moral degradation is attached to it. You know what I am fit for, as well or better than I do myself. I have not forgotten the Greek and Latin flogged into us at Westminster, and have added thereto French, Italian, and, of course, German ; besides picking up sundry small accomplishments, which may induce somebody to oflfer a higher price for me ; and as the more I get, the sooner I shall stand a chance of becoming my own master again, I feel intensely mercenary. Write as soon as possible, for, in my present frame of mind, inaction will destroy me. I long to see you again, old fellow. I have not forgotten the merry fortnight we spent together last year, when I introduced you to student-life in the ' Vaterland' ; nor the good advice you ga\e 16 LEWIS AkUNDEL. me, which if I had acted on Well, regrets are useless, if not worse. Of course I shall have to come ujj to town, in which case we can talk; so, as I hate writing, and am as tired as a dog, I may as well wind up. Good-bye till we meet. " Your affectionate Friend, "Lewis Arundel. " P. S.— Talking of dogs, you don't know Faust— I picked him up after you came away last year; but wherever I go, or whoever takes me, Faust must go also. He is as large as a calf, which is inconvenient, and I doubt whether he is full-grown yet. I dare say you think this childish, and very likely you are right, but I must have my dog. I can't live among strangers without something to love, and that loves me; so don't worry me about it, there's a good fellow. Can't you write to me to-morrow ? " Having in some measure relieved his mind by finishing this letter, Lewis undressed, and sleep soon effaced the lines which bitter thoughts and an aching heart had stamped upon his fair young brow. CHAPTER IL SHOWING HOW LEWIS LOSES HIS TEMPER, AND LEAVES HIS HOME. "Has the post come in yet, Rose?" inquired Mrs. Arundel, as she made her appearance in the breakfast-room the following morning. " No, mamma ; it is late to-day, I think." " It is always late when I particularly expect a letter ; that old creature Richards the postman has a spite against me, I am certain, because I once said in his hearing that he looked like an owl — the imbecile I " " Oh, mamma 1 he's a charming old man, with his venerable white hair." " Very likely, my dear, but he's extremely like an owl, nevertheless," replied Mrs. Arundel, cutting bread and butter with the quickness and regularity of a steam-engine as she spoke. "Here's the letters, ma'am," exclaimed Rachel, entering with a polished face beaming out of a marvellous morning cap, composed of a species of opaque muslin (or some analogous female fabric), which appeared to be labouring under a violent eruption of little thick dots, strongly suggestive of small-pox. "Here's the letters, ma'am. If you please, I can't get Mr. Lewis out of bed nohow, though I've knocked at his door three times this here blessed morning; and the last time he made a noise at me in French, or some other wicked foreigneering lingo ; which is what I won't put up LEWIS ARUNDEL. ii with — no I not if you was to go down upon your bended knees to me without a hassock." " Give me the letters, Rachel," said Mrs. Arundel eagerly. " Letters, indeed 1" was the reply, as, with an indignant toss of the head, Rachel, whose temper appeared to have been soaked in vinegar during the night, flung the wished-for missives upon the table. " Letters, indeed I them's all as you care about, and not a poor gal as slaves and slaves, and gets insulted for her trouble ; but I'm come to " " You're come to bring the toast just at the right moment," said Lewis, who had approached unobserved, " and you're going down to give Faust his breakfast ; and he is quite ready for it, too, poor fellow 1" As he spoke, a marvellous change seemed to come over the temper and countenance of Rachel : her ideas, as she turned to leave the room, may be gathered from the following soliloquy, which appeared to escape her unawares : — " He's as 'andsome as a duke, let alone his blessed father ; but them was shocking words for a Christian with a four years' carikter to put up with." During Rachel's little attempt at an imeute, which the appearance of Lewis had so immediately quelled, Mrs. Arundel had been eagerly perusing a letter, which she now handed to Rose, saying, with an air of triumph, " Read that, my dear." " Good news, I hope, my dear mother, from your manner ?" observed Lewis, interrogatively. " Excellent news," replied Mrs. Arundel gaily. " Show your brother the letter, Rose. Oh I that good, kind Lady Lombard 1 " Rose did as she was desired, but from the anxiety with which she scanned her brother's countenance, as he hastily ran his eye over the writing, it was evident she doubted whether the effect the letter might produce upon him would be altogether of an agreeable nature. Nor was her suspicion unfounded, for as he became acquainted with its contents a storm-cloud gathered upon Lewis's brow. The letter was as follows : — "My dear Mrs. Arundel, — To assist the afflicted, and to relieve the unfortunate, as well by the influence of the rank and station which have been graciously entrusted to me, as by the judicious employment of such pecuniary superfluity as the munificence of my poor dear late husband has placed me in a position to disburse, has always been my motto through life. The many calls of the numerous dependents on the liberality of the late lamented Sir Pinchbeck, with constant applications from the relatives of his poor dear predecessor (the Girkins are a very large family, and some of the younger branches have turned out shocking pickles), reduce the charitable fund at my disposal to a smaller sum than, from the noble character of my last lamented husband's will, may generally be supposed. I am, there- fore, all the more happy to be able to inform you that, owing to the too high estimation m which my kind neighbours in and about Comfortown hold any recommendation of mine, I can, should you u LEWIS ARUNDEL determine on settling near our pretty little town, promise you six pupils to begin with, and a prospect of many more should your method of imparting instruction in the delightful science of music realise the very high expectations raised by my eulogium on your talents, vocal and instrumental. That such will be the case I cannot doubt, from my recollection of the touching manner in which, when we visited your sweet little cottage on our (alas ! too happy) wedding trip, you and your dear departed sang, at ray request, that lovely thing, ' La ci darem la mano." (What a fine voice Captain Arundel had 1) I dare say, with such a good memory as yours, you will remember how the late Sir Pinchbeck observed that it put him in mind of the proudest moment of his life, when at St. George's, Hanover Square, his friend, the Very Reverend the Dean of Dinnerton, made him the happy husband of the relict of the late John Girkin. Ah 1 my dear madam, we widows learn to sympathise with misfortune ; one does not survive two such men as the late Mr. Girkin, though he was somewhat peppery at times, and the late lamented Sir Pinchbeck Lombard, in spite of his fidgety ways and chronic cough, without feeling that a vale of tears is not desirable for a permanency. If it would be any convenience to you when you part with your cottage (I am looking out for a tenant for it) to stay with me for a week or ten days, I shall be happy to receive you, and would ask a few influential families to hear you sing some evening, which might prove useful to you. Of course I cannot expect you to part with your daughter, as she will so soon have to quit you (I mentioned her to my friend Lady Babbycome, but she was provided with a governess), and wish you to understand my invitation extends to her also. " I am, dear Madam, ever your very sincere friend, "Sarah Matilda Lombard. " P.S. — Would your son like to go to Norfolk Island for fourteen years ? I think I know a way of sending him free of expense. The climate is said to produce a very beneficial effect on the British con- stitution ; and with a salary of sixty pounds a year, and an introduc- tion to the best society the Island affords, a young man in your son's circumstances would scarcely be justified in refusing the post of junior secretary to the governor." "Is the woman mad ? " exclaimed Lewis impetuously, as he finished reading the foregoing letter, " or what right has she to insult us in this manner?" " Insult us, my dear," replied Mrs. Arundel quickly, disregarding a deprecatory look from Rose. " Lady Lombard has answered my note informing her that I wished for musical pupils with equal kind- ness and promptitude. Mad, indeed ! she is considered a very superior woman by many people, 1 can assure you, and her generosity and good nature know no bounds." " Perish such generosity ! " was Lewis's angry rejoinder. " Is it not bitterness enough to have one's energies cramped, one's free-will LEWIS ARUNDEL. 13 fettered by the curse of poverty, but you must advertise our wretched- ness to the world, and put it in the power of a woman, whose pride of purse and narrowness of mind stand forth in every line of that hate- ful letter, to buy a right to insult us with her patronage? You might at least have waited till you knew you had no other alternative left. What right have you to degrade tne, by letting yourself down to sue for the charity of any one f " " Dearest Lewis," murmured Rose, imploringly, " remember it is mamma you are speaking to." " Rose, I do remember it ; but it is the thought that it is my mother, my honoured father's widow, who, by her own imprudence, to use the mildest term, has brought this insult upon us, that maddens me." " But, Lewis," interposed Mrs. Arundel, equally surprised and alarmed at this unexpected outburst, " I cannot understand what all this fuss is about ; I see no insult ; on the contrary, Lady Lombard writes as kindly " An exclamation of ungovernable anger burst from Lewis, and he appeared on the point of losing all self-control, when Rose, catching his eye, glanced for a moment towards her father's portrait. Well did she read the generous though fiery nature of him with whom she had to deal : no sooner did Lewis perceive the direction of her gaze, than, by a strong effort, he checked all further expression of his feel- ings, and turning towards the window, stood apparently looking out for some minutes. At length he said abruptly — " Mother, you must forgive me ; I am hot and impetuous, and all this has taken me so completely by surprise. After all, it was only my affection for you and Rose which made me resent your patronising friend's impertinent benevolence ; but the fact is, I hope and believe you have been premature in asking her assistance. I have little doubt I shall succeed in obtaining a situation or employment of some kind, which will be sufficiently lucrative to prevent the necessity of your either giving up the cottage, or being separated from Rose. I have written to Frere about it, and expect to hear from him in a day or two." " My dear boy, would you have us live here in idleness and luxury, while you are working yourself to death to enable us to do so?" said Mrs. Arundel, her affection for her son overcoming any feeling of anger which his opposition to her pet scheme had excited. " I do not see that the working need involve my death," replied Lewis. " Perhaps," he added, with a smile, " you would prefer my embracing our Lady Patroness's scheme of a fourteen years' sojourn in Norfolk Island. I think I could accomplish that object without troubling anybody: I have only to propitiate the Home Office by abstracting a few silver spoons, — and Government, in its fatherly care, would send me there free of expense, and probably introduce me to the best society the Island affords, into the bargain." " Poor dear Lady Lombard ! I must confess that part of her letter was rather absurd," returned Mrs. Arundel ; " but we must talk more about this plan of yours, Lewis ; I never can consent to it" 14 LEWIS ARUNDEL " You both can and will, my dear mother," replied Lewis, playfully but firmly; " however, we will leave this matter m abeyance till I hear from Frere.'' And thus, peace being restored, they sat down to breakfast forth- with, Lewis feeling thankful that he had restrained his anger ere it had led him to say words to his mother which he would have regretted deeply afterwards, and amply repaid for any effort it might have cost him by the bright smile and grateful pressure of the hand with which his sister rewarded him. Happy the man whose guardian angel assumes the form of such a sister and friend as Rose Arundel I Rachel was spared the trouble of calling her young master the following morning, as, when that worthy woman, animated with the desperate courage of the leader of a forlorn hope, approached his room, determined to have him up in spite of any amouut of the languages of modern Europe to which she might be exposed, she found the door open and the bird flown ; the fact being that Lewis and Faust were taking a scamper across the country, to their mutual delectation, and the alarming increase of their respective appetites. Moreover, Faust, in his ignorance of the Game Laws and the Zoology of the land of his adoption, would persist in looking for a wolf in the preserves of Squire Tilbury, and while thus engaged could not resist the temptation of killing a hare, just by way of keeping his jaws in practice ; owing to which little escapade he got his master into a row with an under- keeper, who required first knocking down and then propitiating by a half-sovereign before he could be brought to see the matter in a reasonable light. This gave a little interest and excitement to his morning ramble, and Lewis returned to breakfast in a high state of health and spirits. A letter from his friend Frere awaited his arrival ; it ran as follows : — " Dear Lewis, — If you really mean what you say (and you are not the man I take you to be if you don't), I know of just the thing to suit you. The pay is above your mark, so that's all right ; and as to the work — well, it has its disagreeables, that's not to be gainsaid ; but life is not exactly a bed of roses — or, if it is, the thorns have got the start of the flowers nine times out of ten, as you will know before long, if you have not found it out already. In these sort of matters (not that you know anything about the matter yet, but I do, which is all the same) it is half the battle to be first in the field ; ergo, if ^300 a year will suit your complaint, get on the top of the first coach that will bring you to town, and be with me in time for dinner. I have asked a man to meet you, who knows all about the thing I have in view for you. Pray remember me to Mrs. Arundel and your sister, although I have not as yet the pleasure of their personal acquaintance. Don't get into the dolefuls, and fancy yourself a victim ; depend upon it, you are nothing of the kind. Mutton on table at half-past six, and Faust is specially invited to eat the bone. " So good-bye till we meet. " Yours for ever and a day, " Richard Frere." LEWIS ARUNDEL. 15 " There 1 " said Lewis, handing the epistle to his mother, " now that's something like a letter : Frere's a thorough good fellow, every inch of him, and a real true friend into the bargain. I'll take what- ever it is he has found for me, if it is even to black shoes all day ; you and Rose shall remain here, and Lady Lombard may go to " " Three hundred a year 1 Why, my dear Lewis, it's quite a little fortune for you 1 " interrupted Mrs. Arundel delightedly. " I wonder what the situation can be ? " said Rose, regarding her brother with a look of affection and regret, as she thought how his proud spirit and sensitive nature unfitted him to contend with the calculating policy and keen-eyed selfishness of worldly men. Rose had of late been her fathei-'s confidante, and even adviser, in some of his matters of business, and had observed the tone of civil indifference or condescending familiarity which the denizens of Vanity Fair assume towards men of broken fortunes. "Yes," resumed Mrs. Arundel, "as you say. Rose, what can it be? something in one of the Government offices, perhaps." "Curator of Madame Tussaud's Exhibition, and Master of the Robes to the waxwork figures, more likely," replied Lewis, laughing. " Or what say you to a civic appointment ? Mace-bearer to the Lord Mayor, for instance; though I believe it reciuires a seven years' apprenticeship to eating turtle soup and venison to entitle one to such an honour. Seriously, though, if Frere wishes me to take it, I will, whatever it may be, after all his kindness to me, and Faust too. Faust, mein kind/ here's an invitation for you, and a mutton bone in prospect — hold up your head, my dog, you are come to honour." And thus Lewis rattled on, partly because the ray of sunshine that gleamed on his darkened fortunes had sufficed to raise his naturally buoyant spirits, and partly to prevent the possibility of his mother offering any effectual resistance to his wish — or, more properly speaking, his resolu- tion — to devote himself to the one object of supporting her and Rose in their present position. It was well for the success of his scheme that Mrs. Arundel had, on the strength of the ^300 per annum, allowed her imagination to depict some distinguished appointment (of what nature she had not the most distant notion), which, with innumerable prospective advantages, was about to be submitted to her son's consideration. Dazzled by this brilliant phantom, she allowed herself to be persuaded to write a civil rejection of Lady Lombard's patronage, and took leave of her son with an April face, in which, after a short struggle, the smiles had it all their own way. Rose neither laughed nor cried, but she clung to her brothei-'s neck (standing on tiptoe to do it, for she was so good, every bit of her, that Nature could not afford to make a very tall woman out of such precious materials), and whispered to him, in her sweet, silvery voice, if he should not quite like this appointment, or if he ever for a moment wished to change his plan, how very happy it would make her to be allowed to go out and earn money by teaching, just for a few years, till they grew richer; and Lewis pressed her to his heart, and loved her so well for saying it, ay, and meaning it too, that he felt he would die rather 1 6 LEWIS ARUNDEL. than let her do it. And so two people who cared for each other more than for all the world beside, parted, having, after a three years' separation, enjoyed each other's society for two days. Not that there was anything remarkalDle in this, it being a notorious though inex- plicable fact that the more we like people, the less we are certain to see of them. We have wearied our brain in the vain endeavour to find a reason for this phenomenon, and should feel greatly indebted to any philo- sophical individual who would write a treatise on " The perversity of remote contingencies, and the aggravating nature of things in general," whereby some light might be thrown upon this obscure subject. We recommend the matter more particularly to the notice of the British Association of Science. And having seated Lewis on the box of a real good old-fashioned stage coach (alas 1 that. Dodo-like, the genus should be all but extinct, and nothing going, nowadays, but those wonderful, horrible, con- venient, stupendous nuisances, railroads ; rattling, with their "resonant steam-eagles," as Mrs. Browning calls the locomotives), with Faust between his knees, apparently studying with the air of a connoisseur the " get up " of a spanking team of greys, we will leave him to pro- secute his journey to London; reserving for another chapter the adventures which befell him in the modem Babylon. CHAPTER in. IN WHICH RICHARD FRERE MENDS THE BACK OF ST. THOMAS AQUINAS, AND THE READER IS INTRODUCED TO CHARLEY LEICESTER. Richard Frere lived in a moderate-sized house in a street in the vicinity of Bedford Square. It was not exactly a romantic situation, neither was it aristocratic nor fashionable ; but it was respectable and convenient, and therefore had Frere chosen it ; for he was a practical man in the proper sense of the term — by which we do not mean that he thought James Watt greater than Shakespeare, but that he pos- sessed that rare quality, good common sense, and regulated his conduct by it ; and as in the course of this veracious history we shall hear and see a good deal of Richard Frere, it may tend to elucidate matters if we tell the reader at once who and what he was, and " in point of fact," as Cousin Pheenix would say, all about him. Like Robinson Crusoe, Richard Frere was born of respectable parents. His father was the representative of a family who in Saxon days would have been termed " Franklins " — i.e., a superior class of yeomen, possessed of certain broad acres, which they farmed them- selves. The grandfather Frere having, in a moment of ambition, sent his eldest son to Eton, was made aware of his error when the young LEWIS ARUNDEL. i? hopeful on leaving school declared his intention of going to college, and utterly repudiated the plough-tail. Having a very decided will of his own, and a zealous supporter in his mother, to college he went, and thence to a special pleader, to read for the bar. Being really clever, and determined to prove to his father the wisdom of the course he had adopted, sufficiently industrious also, he got into very tolerable practice. On one occasion, having been retained in a well- known contested peerage case, by his acuteness and eloquence he gained his cause, and at the same time the affections of the successful disputant's younger sister. His noble client very ungratefully opposed the match, but love and law together proved too powerful for his lordship. One fine evening the young lady made a moonlight flitting of it, and before twelve o'clock on the following morning had become Mrs. Frere. Within a year from this event Richard Frere made his appearance at the cradle terminus of the railroad of life. When he was six years old, his father, after speaking for three hours, in a cause in which he was leader, more eloquently than he had ever before done, broke a blood-vessel, and was carried home a dying man. His wife loved him as woman alone can love — for his sake she had given up friends, fortune, rank, and the pleasures and embellishments of life ; for his sake she now gave up life itself. Grief does not always kill quickly, yet Richard's ninth birthday was spent among strangers. His noble uncle, who felt that by neglecting his sister on her death-bed he had done his duty to his pedigree handsomely, and might now give way to family affection, sent the orphan to school at Westminster, and even allowed him to run wild at Bellefield Park during the holidays. The agrimens of a public school, acting on a sensitive disposition, gave a tone of bitterness to the boy's mind, which would have rendered him a misanthrope but for a strong necessity for loving something (the only inheritance his poor mother had left him), which developed itself in attachment to unsympathising silkworms and epicurean white mice during his early boyhood, and in a bizarre but untiring benevolence in after-life, leading him to take endless trouble for the old and unattractive, and to devote himself, body and soul, to forward the interest of those who were fortunate enough to possess his friendship. Of the latter class Lewis Arundel had been one since the day when Frere, a stripling of seventeen, fought his rival, the cock of the school, for having thrashed the new-comer in return for his accidental transgression of some sixth-form etiquette. Ten years had passed over their heads since that day : the cock of the school was a judge in Ceylon, weighed sixteen stone, and had a wife and six little children ; Richard Frere was secretary to a scientific institution, with a salary of £^i,oo a year, and a general knowledge of everything of which other people were ignorant; and little Lewis Arundel was standing six feet high, waiting to be let in at the door of his friend's house, in the respectable and convenient street near Bedford Square, to which he and Faust had found their way, after a prosperous journey by the coach, on the roof of which we left them at the end of the last chapter. A wonian ugly enough to frighten ^ horse, arid old enough fo^: 1 8 LEWIS ARUNDEL. anything, replied in the affirmative to Lewis's inquiry whether her master was at home, and led the way upstairs, glancing suspiciously at Faust as she did so. On reaching the first landing she tapped at the door ; a full, rich, but somewhat gruff voice shouted " Come in," and Lewis, passing his ancient conductress, entered. " What, Lewis, old boy ! how are you ? Don't touch me, I can't shake hands, I'm all over paste ; I have been mending the backs of two of the old Fathers that I picked up, dirt cheap, at a bookstall as I was coming home to-day : one of them is a real editio princeps Why, man, how you are grown ! Is that Faust ? Come here, dog — what a beauty ! Ah ! you brute, keep your confounded nose out of the paste-pot, do ! I must give Aquinas another dab yet. Sit down, man, if you can find a chair — bundle those books under the table. There we are." The speaker, who, as the reader has probably conjectured, was none other than Mr. Richard Frere, presented at that moment as singular an appearance as any gentleman not an Ojibbewiy Indian, or other natural curiosity for public exhibition in the good city of London, need to do. His apparent age was somewhat under thirty. His face would have been singularly ugly but for three redeeming points — a high, intellectual forehead ; full, restless blue eyes, beaming with intelligence; and a bright benevolent smile, which disclosed a brilliant set of white, even teeth, compensating for the disproportioned width of the mouth which contained them. His hair and whiskers, of a rich brown, hung in elf locks about his face and head, which were somewhat too large for his height ; his chest and shoulders were also disproportionately broad, giving him an appearance of great strength, which indeed he possessed. He was attired in a chintz dressing- gown that had once rejoiced in a pattern of gaudy colours, but was now reduced to a neutral tint of (we may as well confess it at once) London smoke. He was, moreover, for the greater convenience of the pasting operation, seated cross-legged on the floor, amidst a hecatomb of ponderous volumes. " I received your letter this morning,'' began Lewis, " and, as you see, lost no time in being with you; and now what is it you have heard of, Frere ? But first let me thank you ^" " Thank me !" was the reply, " for what .■' I have done nothing yet, except writing a dozen lines to tell you to take a dusty journey, and leave green trees and nightingales for smoke and bustle — nothing very kind in that, is there? Just look at the dog's-ears — St. Augustine's, I mean, not Faust's." " Don't tease me, there's a good fellow," returned Lewis ; " I'm not in a humour for jesting at present. I have gone through a good deal in one way or other since you and I last met, and am no longer the light-hearted boy you knew me, but a man, and well-nigh a desperate one." " Ay I " rejoined Frere, " that's the style of thing, is it ? Yes ; I know all about it. I met Kirschberg the other day, with a beard like a cow's tail, and he told me that Gretchen had bolted with the Baron," LEWIS ARUNt)fiL i^ " Never mention her name, if you would not drive me mad," exclaimed Lewis, springing from his chair and pacing the room impatiently. His friend regarded him attentively for a moment, and then uncrossing his legs, and muttering to himself that he had got the cramp, and should make a shocking bad Turk, rose, approached Lewis, and laying his hand on his shoulder, said gravely — " Listen to me, Lewis : you trusted, and have been deceived ; and, by a not unnatural revulsion of feeling, your faith in man's honour and woman's constancy is for the time being destroyed ; and just at the very moment when you most require the assistance of your old friends, and the determination to gain new ones, you dislike and despise your fellow-creatures, and are at war in your heart with society. Now this must not be, and at the risk of paining you, I am going to tell you the truth." " I know what you would say,'' interrupted Lewis vehemently : " you would tell me that my affection was misplaced — that I loved a girl beneath me in mind and station — that I trusted a man whom I deemed my friend, but who, with a specious exterior, was a cold- hearted, designing villain. It was so; I own it; I see it now, when it is too late ; but I did not see it at the time when the knowledge might have availed me. And why may not this happen again ? There is but one way to prevent it: I will avoid the perfidious sex — except Rose, no woman shall ever " " My dear boy, don't talk such rubbish," interposed his friend ; "there are plenty of right-minded, lovable women in the world, I don't doubt, though I can't say I have much to do with them, seeing that they are not usually addicted to practical science, and therefore don't come in my way — household angels, with their wings clipped, and their manners and their draperies modernised, but with all the brightness and purity of heaven still lingering about them, — that's my notion of women as they should be, and as I believe many are, despite your having been jilted by as arrant a little coquette as ever I had the luck to behold ; and as to the Baron, it would certainly be a satis- faction to kick him well ; but we can't obtain all we wish for in this life. What are you grinning at ? You don't mean to say you have polished him oif ?" In reply, Lewis drew his left arm out of his coat, and rolling up his shirt-sleeve above the elbow, exposed to view a newly-healed wound in the fleshy part of his arm, then said quietly, " We fought with small swords in a nng formed by the students ; we were twenty minutes at it; he marked me as you see; at length I succeeded in disarming him — in the struggle he fell, and placing my foot upon his neck and my sword point to his heart, I forced him to confess his treachery, and beg his hateful life of me before them all." Frere's face grew dark. " Duelling 1 " he said. " I thought your principles would have preserved you from that vice — I thought " A growl from Faust, whose quick ear had detected a footstep on the stairs, interrupted him, and in another moment a voice exclaimed, " Hillo, Frere ! where are you, man ? " and the speaker, without wait- ing for an answer, opened the door and entered. io LEWIS ARUNDEL The new-comer was a fashionably-dressed young man, with A certain air about him as if he were somebody, and knew it— he was good-looking, had dark hair, most desirably curling whiskers; and, though he was in a morning costume, was evidently "got up" regard- less of expense. He opened his large eyes and stared with a look of languid wonder at Lewis, then, turning to Frere, he said, "Ah! I did not know you were engaged, Richard, or I would have allowed your old lady to announce me in due form; as it was, I thought, in my philanthropy, to save her a journey upstairs was a good deed, for she is getting a little touched in the wind. May I ask," he continued, glancing at Lewis's bare arm, "were you literally, and not figuratively, bleeding your friend?" " Not exactly," replied Frere, laughing. " But you must know each other: this is my particular friend, Lewis Arundel, whom I was telling you of, — Lewis, my cousin Charles Leicester, Lord Ashford's youngest son." "Worse luck," replied the gentleman thus introduced; "younger sons being one of those unaccountable mistakes of Nature which it requires an immense amount of faith to acquiesce in with proper orthodoxy : the popular definition of a younger son's portion, ' A good set of teeth, and nothing to eat,' shows the absurdity of the thing. Where do you find any other animal in such a situation ? Where But perhaps we have scarcely time to do the subject proper justice at present ; I have some faint recollection of your having asked me to dine at half-past six, on the strength of which I cut short my canter in the park, and lost a chance of inspecting a prize widow, whom Sullivan had marked down for me ! " "Why, you don't mean to say it is as late as that?" exclaimed Frere. " Thomas Aquinas has taken longer to splice than I was aware of ; to be sure, his back was dreadfully shattered. Excuse me half a minute; I'll just wash the paste off my hands, make myself decent, and be with you in no time." As he spoke he left the room. " What a life for a reasonable being to lead ! " observed Leicester, flinging himself back in Frere's reading-chair. "Now that fellow was as happy with his paste-pot as I should be if some benevolent individual in the Fairy Tale and Good Genius line were to pay my debts and marry me to an heiress with ;£io,ooo a year. An inordinate affection for books will be that man's destruction. You have known him some years, I think, Mr. Arundel ? " Lewis replied in the affirmative, and Leicester continued — " Don't you perceive that he is greatly altered ? He stoops like an old man, sir; his eyes are getting weak,— it's an even chance whether he is shaved or not; he looks upon brushes as superfluities, and eschews bears' grease entirely, not to mention a very decided objection to the operations of the hair-cutter; then the clothes he wears, — where he contrives to get such things I can't conceive, unless they come out of Monmouth Street, and then they would be better cut; but the worst of it is, he has no proper feeling about it, — perfectly callous ! " He sighed, and then resumed. " It was last Saturday, I LEWIS ARUNDEL it think, — 'pon my word, you will scarcely believe it, but it's true, I do assure you : I had given my horse to the groom, and was lounging by the Serpentine, with Egerton of the Guards, and Harry Vain, who is about the best dressed man in London, a little after five o'clock, and the park as full as it could hold, when who should I see, striding along like a postman among the swells, but Master Richard Frere ! And how do you suppose he was dressed ? We'll begin at the top, and take him downwards : Imprimis, a shocking bad hat, set on the back of his head, after the fashion of the Ae peasants in a pastoral chorus at the Opera House ; a seedy black coat, with immense flaps, and a large octavo edition of St. Senanus, or some of them, sticking out of the pocket ; a white choker villainously tied, which looked as if he had slept in it the night before ; a most awful waistcoat, black-and- white plaid trousers guiltless of straps, worsted stockings, and a clumsy species of shooting shoes ; and because all this was not enough, he had a large umbrella, although the day was lovely, and a basket in his hand, with the neck of a black bottle peeping out of it, containing port wine, which it seems he was conveying to a superannuated nurse of his who hangs out at Kensington. I turned my head away, hoping that as he was staring intently at something in the water, he might not recognise me ; but it was of no use. Just as Egerton, who did not know him, exclaimed, ' Here's a natural curiosity ! Did you ever see such a Guy in your life?' he looked up and saw me: in another minute his great paw was laid upon my shoulder, and I was accosted thus: — 'Ah, Leicester I you here? Just look at that duck with the grey bill ; that's a very rare bird indeed ; it comes from Central Asia. I did not know they had a specimen in this country; it is one of the Teal family, — Querquedula Glocitans, the bimaculated teal, — so called from two bright spots near the eye. Look, you can see them now, — very rare bird, — very rare bird indeed ! ' And so he ran on, till sud- denly recollecting that he was in a hurry, he shook my hand till my arm ached (dropping the umbrella on Vain's toes as he did so) and posted off, leaving me to explain to my companions how it was possible such an apparition should have been seen in any place except Bedlam. Richard Frere's a right good fellow, and I have an immense respect for him, but he is a very trying relative to meet in Hyde Park during the London season." Having delivered himself of this sentiment, the Honourable Charles, or, as he was more commonly denominated by his intimates, Charley Leicester, leaned back in his chair, apparently overcome by the recollections his tale had excited, in which position he remained, cherishing his whiskers, till their host reappeared. The dinner was exactly such a meal as one gentleman of moderate income should give to two others, not particularly gourmands ; that is, there was enough to eat and drink, and everything was excellent of its kind ; one of those mysterious individuals who exist only in large cities and fairy tales having provided the entire affair, and waited at table like a duke's butler into the bargain. When the meal was concluded, and the good genius had vanished, after placing before them a most inviting magnum of claret, and said " Yessir" for the last time, Frere ii Lewis arundel. turned to Lewis, and observed, " By the way, Arundel, I dare say you are anxious to hear about this appointment, or situation, or whatever the correct term may be,— the thing I mentioned to you. My cousm Charles can tell you all there is to hear concerning the matter, for the good folks are his friends, and not mine; indeed, I scarcely know them." Thus appealed to, Charley Leicester filled a bumper of claret, seated himself in an easy attitude, examined his well-turned leg and un- exceptionable boot with a full appreciation of their respective merits, and then sipping his wine and addressing Lewis, began as follows : — "Well, Mr. Arundel, this is the true state of the case, as far as I know about it. You may perhaps be acquainted with the name of General Grant ? " Lewis replied in the negative, and Leicester continued — " Ah I yes, I forgot, you have been on the Continent for some time ; however, the General is member for A , and a man very vvell known about town. Now, he happens to be a sort of cousin of mine —my mother, Lady Ashford, was a Grant; and for that reason, or some other, the General has taken a liking to me, and generously affords me his countenance and protection. So, when I have nothing better to do, I go and vegetate at Broadhurst, an old rambling place in H shire, that has been in his family since the flood— splendid shooting, though ; he preserves strictly, and transports a colony of poachers every year. I was sitting with him the other day, wheii he suddenly began asking about Frere, where he was, what he was doing, and all the rest of it. So I related that he was secretary to a learned society, and was popularly supposed to know more than all the sqavans in Europe and the Dean of Dustandstir put together. Whereupon he began muttering, ' Unfortunate I — he was just the person — learned man — good family — well connected — most unlucky 1 ' ' What's the matter. General?' said L 'A very annoying affair, Charles — a very great responsibility has devolved upon me, a matter of extreme moment — clear £\2,ooo a year, and a long minority.' ' Has ;£i2,ooo a year devolved upon you, sir? ' returned L ' I wish Dame Fortune would try me with some such responsibility.' In reply he gave me the following account : — " It appeared that one of his most intimate friends and neighbours, an old baronet, had lately departed this life; the title and estates descend to a grandson, a minor, and General Grant had been appointed guardian. All this was bad enough, but the worst was yet to come — he had promised his dying friend that the boy should reside in his house. Now it seems that, as a sort of set-off against his luck in coming into the world with a gold spoon in his mouth, the said boy was born with even less brains than usually fall to the lot of Fortune's favourites — in plain English, he is half an idiot. Accordingly, the General's first care was to provide the young bear with a leader, and in his own mind he had fixed on Frere, whom he knew by reputation, as the man, and was grievously disappointed when he found he was bespoke. I suggested that, although he could not undertake the duty himself, he might possibly know some one who could, and offered to LEWIS ARUNDEL. 23 ascertain. The General jumped at the idta.—kinc illce lachrymce— hence the whole business." " Just as I received your letter," began Frere, " Leicester came in to make the inquiry. In fact the thing fitted like the advertisements in The Times — 'Wants a situation as serious footman in a pious family ; wages not so much an object as moral cultivation.' — •' Wanted in a pious family, a decidedly serious footman, wages moderate, but the spiritual advantages unexceptionable.' — ' If A. B. is not utterly per- fidious, and lost to all the noblest feelings of humanity, he will forward a small enclosure to C. D. at Mrs. Bantam's, oilman, Tothill Street.' — 'A. B. is desirous of communicating vnth C. D. ; if forgiven, he will never do so no more, at any price.' You may see lots of them in the advertising sheet; they are like angry women, sure to answer one another if you leave them alone. And now, what do you think of the notion, Lewis ? " "Why, there are one or two points to be considered," replied Lewis. " In the first place, what would be the duties of the situation ? In the second, am I fitted to perform them ? In the third But, however, I have named the most important." " As to the duties," replied Leicester, " I should fancy they would be anything but overpowering — rather in the nothing-to-do-and-a- man-to-help-you style than otherwise. All the General said was, ' Mind, I must have a gentleman, a person who is accustomed to the rank of life in which he will have to move — he must be a young man, or he will not readily fall into my habits and wishes. As he is to live in my family, he must be altogether presentable. His chief duty will be to endeavour to develop my ward's mind, and fit him for the position which his rank and fortune render it incumbent on him to occupy.' To which speech, delivered in a very stately manner, I merely said, 'Yes, exactly;' a style of remark to which no exception could reasonably be taken, unless on the score of want of originality." " Is the General in town, Charley ? " asked Frere. " Yes ; he is waiting about this very business," was the reply. " Well then, the best thing will be for you to take Arundel there to-morrow morning, and bring them face to face ; that is the way to do business, depend upon it." " Will not that be giving Mr. Leicester a great deal of trouble ? " suggested Lewis. "Not at all, my dear sir," replied Leicester, good-naturedly j "I'll call for you at twelve o'clock, and drive you up to Park Crescent in my cab. Having once taken the matter in hand, I am anxious to bring it to a satisfactory conclusion — besides, a man must lunch, and the General's pale ale is by no means to be despised." At this moment the servant entered, and handing Frere a card, informed him the gentleman wished to speak with him. " Tell him to walk in. Say that I have one or two friends taking wine with me, and that I hope he will join us. Now, Lewis, I will introduce you to an original — you know him, Leicester — Marmaduke Grandeville." " De Grandeville, my dear fellow — don't forget the De, unless you 44 LEWIS ARUNDEL. intend him to call you out. What, is 'the Duke' coming? Ves, 1 certainly do know him, rai/ier— just a very little." Then, speaking in an affected yet pompous tone, he continued—" Ar— really— yes— ^^ij De Grandevilles— very old Yorkshire family in the West Riding— came in with the Conqueror." " That's exactly like him," exclaimed Frere, laughing. " Hush I here he is." As he spoke the door opened slowly, and a head with a hat on first appeared, then followed a pair of broad shoulders, and lastly the whole man entered bodily. Drawing himself up with a stiff military air, he closed the door, and slightly raising his hat, shaded his eyes with it, while he reconnoitred the company. " There, come along in, man ; you know Charles Leicester — this is an old Westminster friend of mine, Lewis Arundel : now here's a clean glass ; take some claret." The individual thus addressed made the slightest possible acknow- ledgment on being introduced to Lewis, favoured Leicester with a military salute, laid a large heavy hand adorned with a ring of strange and antique fashion patronisingly on Frere's shoulder, poured himself out a glass of wine, and then wheeling round majestically to the fire, and placing his glass on the chimney-piece, faced the company with an air equally dignified and mysterious, thereby affording Lewis a good opportunity of examining his appearance. He was above the middle height and powerfully made, so much so as to give his clothes, which were fashionably cut, the air of being a size too small for him. He wore his coat buttoned tightly across his chest, which he carried well forward after the manner of a cuirassier; indeed, his whole gait and bearing were intensely military. His age might be two or three- and-thirty ; he had dark hair and whiskers, good though rather coarse features, and a more ruddy complexion than usually falls to the lot of a Londoner. After sipping his wine leisurely, he folded his arms with an air of importance, and fixing his eyes significantly on the person addressed, said, "Ar — Leicester, how is it Lord Ashford happens to be out of town just now ? " "'Poti my word, I don't know," was the reply; "my father is not usually in the habit of explaining his movements, particularly to such an unimportant individual as myself I have a vague idea Bellefield wrote to beg him to come down for something — he's at the Park, at all events." "Ar — yes, you must not be surprised if you see him in Belgrave Square to-morrow ; we want him ; he's been — ar — written to to-night." " How the deuce do you know that ?" inquired Frere. " I never can make out where you contrive to pick up those things." "Who are we?" inquired Lewis in an undertone of Leicester, near whom he was seated. " Does Mr. Grandeville belong to the Govern- ment?" "Not really, only in imagination," was the reply. "IVe means himself and the other Whig magnates of the land, in this instance." "Then you did not really know Graves was dead?" continued Grandeville. LEWIS ARUNDEL. 25 " 1 am not quite certain that I even knew he was ahve," replied Leicester. "Who was he?" A. significant smile, saying plainly, "Don't fancy I am going to believe you as ignorant as you pretend," floated across Grandeville's face ere he continued : " You need not be so cautious with me, I can assure you. The moment I heard Graves was given over, I wrote — ar — that is, I gave the hint to a man who wrote to Lord Bellefield to say the county was his ; he had only to declare himself, and he would walk over the course." "Extremely kind of you, I'm sure,'' replied Leicester; then turning to Lewis, while Grandeville was making some mysterious communica- tion to Frere, he added in an undertone, "That's a lie from beginning to end. I had a note from Bellefield (he's my frire atnd, you know) this morning, in which he says, ' Our county member has been dangerously ill, but is now better ; ' and he adds, ' Some of the fools about here wanted me to put up for the county if he popped off, but I am not going to thrust my neck into the collar to please any of them.' Bell's too lazy by half for an M.P., and small blame to him either." Frere having listened to De Grandeville's whispered communica- tion, appeared for a moment embarrassed, and then observed — but an adventure so important as that to which his observation related deserves a fresh chapter. CHAPTER IV. LEWIS ENLISTS UNDER A "CONQUERING HERO," AND STARTS ON A DANGEROUS EXPEDITION. " I SHOULD be happy to join you, but you see I am engaged to my friends here," observed Frere to Grandeville. "You would never dream of standing on ceremony with me, Frere, I hope," interposed Lewis. "Why should we not all go together?" inquired Frere; "the more, the merrier, particularly if it should come to a shindy." " What's the nature of the entertainment ? " asked Leicester. "Tell them, De Grandeville," said Frere, looking hard at his cousin, as he slightly emphasised the De. " Ar— well, you won't let it go further, I'm sure, but there's a meet- ing to be held to-night at a kind of Mechanics' Institute, a place I and one or two other influential men have had our eyes on for some time past, where they promulgate very unsound opinions ; and we have been only waiting our opportunity to give the thing a check, and show them that the landed gentry are united in their determination not to tolerate sedition, or in fact anything of the sort ; and I have had a hint from a very sure quarter (I walked straight from Downing Street here) that to-night they are to muster in force — a regular show- 26 LEWIS ARUNDEL. off; so a party of us are going to be present and watch the proceed- ings, and if there should be seditious language used, we shall make a decided demonstration, let them feel the power they are arraying themselves against, and the utter madness of provoking such an unequal struggle." "Then we have a very fair chance of a row, I should hope," inter- posed Lewis eagerly, his eyes sparkling with excitement; "'twill put us in mind of old sixth-form days, eh, Frere ?" " Leicester, what say you ? Do you mind dirtying your kid gloves in the good cause ? " asked Frere. " There is no time to put on an old coat, I suppose ? " was the reply. " A broken head I don't mind occasionally, it gives one a new sensa- tion ; but to sacrifice good clothes verges too closely on the wantonly extravagant to suit either my pocket or my principles." " I will lend you one of mine," returned Frere. " Heaven forfend ! " was the horrified rejoinder. " I have too much regard for the feelings of my family, let alone those of my tailor, to dream of such a thing for a minute. Only suppose anything were to happen to me, just see how it would read in the papers : ' The body of the unfortunate deceased was enveloped in a threadbare garment of mysterious fashion; in the enormous pockets which undermined its voluminous skirts was discovered, amongst other curiosities, the leg- bone of a fossil Iguanodon.' " " Gently there ! " cried Frere ; " how some people are given to exaggeration I Because I happened accidentally one day to pull out two of the vertebrae of " " Ar — if you'll allow me to interrupt you," began Grandeville, " I don't think you need apprehend any display of physical force; our object is, if possible, to produce a moral effect — in fact, by weight of character and position, to impress them with a deep sense of the power and resources of the upper classes." " Still a good licking is a very effectual argument where other means of persuasion fail. I have great faith in fists," said Frere. "Ar — in the event of our being obliged to have recourse to such extreme measures, I must impress upon you the necessity of discipline," returned Grandeville. " Look to me for orders, ar — I am not exactly — ar — regular profession — ar — military, though when I was at the headquarters of the th in Ireland last year, they did me the honour to say that I had naturally a very unusual strategic turn — a good officer spoiled — ha ! ha I " " I always thought you had a sort of Life-guardsman-like look about you," said Leicester, with a sly glance at the others. " You often hear of a man being one of ' Nature's gentlemen,' now I should call you one of ' Nature's guardsmen.' " " Ar— yes, not so bad that," returned Grandeville, the possibility of Leicester's meaning to laugh at him faintly occurring to him, and being instantly rejected as utterly inconceivable. "Here, sir," he continued, turning abruptly to Lewis, "feel my arm; there's muscle for you I I don't say it by way of a boast, but there is not such an arm as that in her Majesty's - — th; there was not one of their crack LEWIS ARUNDEL. a 7 men that could hold up so heavy a weight as I could, for I tried the thing when I was over at Killandrum last autumn, and beat them all." "At what time does your entertainment commence, may I ask?" inquired Leicester. "Ar — I promised to join the others at a quarter before nine; the meeting was to commence at nine, and we shall have some little way to walk." "Then the sooner we are off the better," said Frere. "But you expect a reinforcement, do you ? " "Ar — some men, some of our set, you understand, very first-rate fellows who have the cause at heart, have agreed to come and cany the matter through with a high hand. Failure might produce very serious results, but the right measures have been taken ; I dropped a hint at the Horse Guards." " I suppose I had better not take Faust," observed Lewis. " If there is a crowd he will get his toes trodden on, and he is apt to show fight under these circumstances. May I leave him here ?" " Yes, certainly," replied Frere ; " that is, if you can persuade him to stay quietly, and bind him over to keep the peace till we return." " That is soon accomplished," rejoined Lewis, and calling the dog to him, he dropped a glove on the floor and uttered some German word of command, when the well-trained animal immediately laid down with the glove between his huge paws. " Caution your old lady not to interfere with the glove," he continued, " or Faust will assuredly throttle her." "What, is he touchy on that head.?" inquired Grandeville, poising himself on one leg while he endeavoured to kick the glove away with the other. A growl like that of an angry tiger, and the display of a set of teeth of which a dentist or a crocodile might equally have been proud, induced him to draw back his foot with rather more celerity than was altogether in keeping with the usual dignity of his move- ments. "The dog has not such a bad notion of producing a moral im- pression," said Leicester, laughing. "Don't you think he might be useful to us to-night ? ' " Ar — now, there is nothing I should like better than to take that glove away from him," observed Grandeville, casting a withering glance on Faust. " Ar — I wish I had time." " I wish you had," returned Lewis dryly. "Why, do you think it would be so mighty diflScult?" retorted Grandeville. "When Rudolph Amheim, a fellow-student of mine, tried the ex- periment, I had some trouble in choking Faust off before the dog had quite throttled him," was the reply. " Rudolph is no child, and had a heavy wager depending on it." " Ar — well, I can't see any great difficulty in tlie thing, but it depends on a man's nerve, of course. Now, are we ready ? " So saying, Marmaduke Grandeville, Esq., placed his hat firmly on his head, and with the gait of a heavy dragoon and the air of a conquering hero, marched nobly out of the apartment. Leicester 28 LEWIS ARUNDEL. held back to allow Lewis to follow, then drawing Frere on one side, he said — "Richard, I like your friend Arundel; he is a manly, intelligent young fellow, much too good to be bear-leader to a half-witted cub like this precious ward of old Grant's ; and if I were as rich as I am poor, I would do something better for him. Now, if he had but a few hundreds to go on with, matrimony would be the dodge for him. With such a face and figure as his, he might secure no end of a prize in the wife market; there's a thoroughbred look about him which would tell with women amazingly." " He has all the makings of a fine character in him," replied Frere, "but he is proud and impetuous; and pride and poverty are ill com- panions, though they often go together." " Do they ? " replied Leicester. " Well, I am poor enough for any- thing, as a very large majority of the metropolitan tradesmen know to their cost, but, upon my word, I am not proud. Any man may give me a good dinner, and I'll eat it, — good wine, and I'll drink it ; I never refuse a stall at the Opera, though the bone may belong to an opulent tallow-chandler; and there is not a woman in England with ;£i 50,000 that I would not marry to-morrow if she would have me. No ! I may be poor, but yon can't call me proud." And placing his arm through that of his cousin, they descended to the street together, and rejoined Lewis and his companion. CHAPTER V. IS OF A DECIDEDLY WARLIKE CHARACTER. The place of rendezvous for the "gallant defenders of the British constitution," as Leicester had designated the little party, was a cigar shop in the immediate vicinity of the building in which the meeting was to be held. On their arrival they perceived that the shop was already occupied by several young men, who were lounging over the counter, bandying jests and compliments with a ringleted young lady, who appeared thoroughly self-possessed and quite equal to the part she had to perform, having through all her pretty coquetries a shrewd eye to business, and reserving her most fascinating smiles for the most inveterate smokers. As Grandeville entered the shop, which he did with a most lordly and dignified air, he was welcomed with general acclamation. " All hail, Macbeth 1 " exclaimed a thin young man, with a white greatcoat and a face to match, throwing himself into a tragedy attitude. " Most noble commander ! " began another of the group. " Most illustrious De Grandeville 1 how is " "Your anxious mother?" interrupted a short, muscular little fellow vyith as ("ich ^ brogue ^s ever clajnied Cork for its county. LEWIS ARUNDEL. 29 " Hush I be quiet, Pat; we have no time for nonsense now, man," cried a tall youth with a piofusion of light curling hair, a prominent hooked nose, a merry smile, and a pair of wicked grey eyes, which appeared to possess the faculty of looking in every direction at once. " You are late, De Grandeville," he added, coming forward. " Ar — no, sir ; five minutes good by the Horse Guards. Ar — I should have been here sooner, but I have been — ar — recruiting, you see. Mr. Bracy, Mr. Frere, Mr. Arundel — you know Leicester?" " Delighted to see such an addition to our forces," replied Bracy, bowing ; then shaking hands with Leicester, he added in an under- tone, " Walk with me when we start ; I have a word to say to you." Leicester nodded in assent, and then proceeded to accost others of the party with whom he was acquainted. " Ar — now, gentlemen, will you please to attend to orders?" began Grandeville, raising his voice. " Hear, hear I " cried the pale young man, faintly. "We'll do it betther if you'd be houldin' yer tongue, maybe," interposed the hero from Cork, who, being interpreted, was none other than Lieutenant McDermott of the Artillery, believed by the Commander - in - Chief to be at that very moment on duty at Woolwich. " Ar — you are to divide yourselves into three or four bodies.'' " Faith, we must get blind drunk, and see double twice over then, before we can do that," remarked the son of Erin argumentatively. " Now, Paddy, be quiet," said Bracy, soothingly ; " you know you never got so far in your arithmetic as vulgar fractions, so you can't be supposed to understand the matter." A somewhat forcible rejoinder was drowned by Grandeville, who continued, in his most sonorous tone : " Ar — you will tlien proceed to the hall of meeting, and make your way quietly to the right side, as near the platform as possible. There — ^keep together, and attract as little attention as you can, and Mr. Bracy will transmit such directions to you as circumstances may render advisable. Do you all dearly understand ? " A general shout of assent, varied by a muttered " Not in the slightest degree," from McDermott, was followed by the order, " Then march ! " and in another moment the party were en route. The pale young man, who was in his secret soul rather alarmed than otherwise, had attached himself firmly to Frere, with whom he was slightly acquainted, and who he thought would take care of him, so Lewis was left to pair off with Leicester. As they proceeded, the latter began : " Depend upon it, there's some trick in all this, probably intended for Grandeville's benefit ; that fellow Bracy is one of the most inveterate practical jokers extant, and he seems particularly busy to-night ; he's a clerk in the Home Office, and Grandeville believes in him to an immense extent ; but here he comes. Well, Bracy, what is it, man ? " " Is your friend safe?" inquired Bracy aside, glancing at Lewis as he spoke. " The rnost cautious man in London,'' was the reply, " and ope whq Se LEWIS ARUNDEL. appreciates our noble commander thoroughly ; so now allow us a peep behind the scenes." "Well, the matter stands thus," returned Bracy. " I was walking with Duke Grandeville one night about three weeks ago, when we chanced to encounter the good folks coming away from one of these meetings ; they were nothing very formidable— a fair sample of young Newgate Street, youthful patriots from Snow Hill, embryo republicans of St. Paul's Churchyard, Barbican, and other purlieus of Cockaignia, led by a few choice spirits — copying clerks, who hide their heroism from the light of day in lawyers' ofHces, booksellers' shopmen from the Row, who regard themselves as distinguished literary characters, and prate of the sovereignty of the press, and the like. Well, as might be expected, they discoursed most ferociously, and the Duke, over- hearing some of their conversation, was deeply scandalised, and fancied he had discovered a second Cato Street conspiracy. The thing appeared to promise fun, so I encouraged him in the idea, and we attended the next meeting, when they talked the usual style of radical clap-trap. Everything was an abuse — the rich were tyrants, the poor slaves, and property required transferring {i.e., from its present possessors to themselves); they knew they never should be kings, so they cried down monarchy ; but they trusted that, with strong lungs and good-luck, they might become paid delegates, there- fore they clamoured for a republic. There was much noise, but no talent ; sanguinary theories were discussed, which they had neither minds nor means to enable them to carry out ; in short, the place is one of those innocent sedition shops which act as safety valves to carry off popular discontent, and ensure the health and vigour of the British constitution. Of course, however, Grandeville did not see it in that point of view, and from that night forth he became positively rabid on the subject ; so it entered the heads of some of us that we might improve the occasion by persuading him that he might, through me, communicate information to the Home Office (I need scarcely tell you that it never reached the authorities there), and we have led him on sweetly and easily, till he positively believes that he is to be at the Hall to-night as an accredited government agent, with full powers to suppress the meeting, and I know not what else." " But surely you'll get into a fearful row," urged Leicester. " We are safe for a bit of a shindy, no doubt," was the cool reply ; " in fact I do not consider that the thing would go off properly with- out it, so I brought an Irishman with me to render it inevitable j but I have bribed a doorkeeper, and let the worst come to the worst, we can easily fight our way out." "To be sure we can," exclaimed Lewis, "lick a hundred such fellows as you have described. This is glorious fun ; I would not have missed it for the world." Bracy glanced at him for a moment with a look of intense approval then shaking him warmly by the hand, he said, " Sir, I'm delighted to make your acquaintance; your sentiments do you honour, sir. Are you much accustomed to rows of this nature, may I ask?" " I have been resident in Germany for the last three vears," was the LEWIS ARUNDEL. 31 reply ; " and althoug-h they have a very fair notion of an imeute after their own fashion, they don't understand the use of the fist as we do." "There are two grand rules for crowd-fighting," returned Bracy. " First, make play with your elbows, Cockneys' ribs are as sensitive as niggers' shins ; secondly, if it comes to blows, strike at their faces, and never waste your strength ; but when you do make a hit, drop your man if possible ; it settles him, and frightens the rest. Here we are I " So saying, he turned into a kind of passage which led to an open door, through which they passed into the body of the hall. It was a large room with a vaulted ceiling, and appeared capable of holding from five to six hundred persons. At the farther end of it was a platform, raised some feet, and divided from the rest of the hall by a stout wooden railing. The room was lighted with gas, and con- siderably more than half filled. Although the majority of the audience appeared to answer the description Bracy had given of them, yet along the sides of the apartment were ranged numbers of sturdy artisans and craftsmen, amongst whom many a stalwart form and stern determined visage might be detected. "There are some rather awkward customers here to-night," whispered Leicester. " If we chance to get black eyes, Arundel, we must postpone our visit to the General to-morrow." . "The man that gives me a black eye shall have something to remember it by, at aU events," returned Lewis quickly. " Hush ! that fellow heard you," said Leicester. Lewis glanced in the direction indicated, and met the sinister gaze of a tall, heavy-built mechanic, in a rough greatcoat, who frowned menacingly when he found that he was observed. Lewis smiled care- lessly in reply, and proceeded after Bracy up the room. When he had passed, the man, still keeping his eye upon him, quitted his seat and followed at some little distance. On reaching the upper end of the room they perceived Grandeville and two or three others, arriong whom was McDermott, on the platform, while Frere and the rest of their party had congregated on and near a flight of five or six steps leading to it from the body of the hall. " Bravo, Grandeville 1 " observed Bracy, in an undertone, to Leicester. " Do you mark that 1 he has secured a retreat — good generalship, very. I shall have to believe in him if he goes on as w-ell as he has commenced. Hark I they are beginning to give tongue." As he concluded, a little fat man came forward and said a good deal about the honour which had been done him in being allowed the privilege of opening the evening's proceedings, to which he appended a long and utterly incomprehensible account of the objects of the meeting. His zeal was evident, but Nature had never intended him for an orator, and the chances of life had fitted him with a short husky cough, so that nobody was very sorry when he ceded the rostrum to his " esteemed friend, if he might be allowed to say so (which he was), Jabez Broadcom." This Jabez Broadcom was evidently a great gun, and his coming forward created no small sensation. He was a tall, gaunt-looking man, with straight weak hair and an unhealthy 3 32 LEWIS ARUNDEL. complexion! but his great feature, in every sense of the word, was his mouth. It was a mouth, not only for mutton, but for every other purpose to which that useful aperture could be applied ; at present it was to be devoted to the task of conveying its owner's mighty thoughts, in appropriate language, to the eager listeners who surrounded him. This gentleman then, having, by dint of drawing in his lips and thrusting them out again, and rolling his eyes so fearfully as to suggest a sudden attack of English cholera, got up his steam to the required height, proceeded to inform the assembly that they were, individually and collectively, free and enlightened citizens of the great metropolis of Europe, prepared to recognise their sacred rights, and resolved to go forth as one man to assert and maintain them. Having imparted this information (through his nose, for the greater effect), he began to ask himself a species of Pinnock's Catechism, so to speak, which ran somewhat after the following fashion : — "And why am I here to-night? Because I love profit? No. Because I love personal distinction? No. Because I love my country ? Yes. Because I would not see her children slaves ? Yes. Because purse-proud oppressors, revelling in their wealth, trample on the honest poor man ? Yes." Having said by heart several pages of this, in which he was exceedingly well up, and which he rattled off most fluently, he continued — " But such tyranny shall not always be tolerated. British freemen, whose proud boast it is that they have never borne a foreign yoke, shall no longer crouch beneath a despotic rule at home. The atrocious barbarities of a brutal poor-law, which taxes honest house- holders to furnish salaried ruffians with power to drag the half-eaten crust from the famished jaws of helpless poverty " (A slight sensation was here occasioned by McDermott mentioning for the benefit of the meeting in general, and the orator himself in particular, his conviction that the last sentence was " very pretty indeed," together with a polite inquiry as to whether he could not be so kind as to say it again. Peace being restored after sundry shouts of "Turn him out I" " Shame 1" etc., the orator resumed) — "Let them build their bastiles, let them tear the wife from her husband, the mother from her child; let them crowd their prison- houses with the honest sons of labour whom their brutality has forced into crime — the poor man need never dread starvation while the hulks hunger and the gallows gapes for him — but a day of retribu- tion is at hand ; let the tyrants tremble beneath their gilded roofs — those unjust usurpers of the soil — the poor man's bitterest foes, the landed gentry, as they arrogantly style themselves, must be cut off and rooted out." " Pretty strong, that 1 " observed Bracy, in a whisper. " Ar— this won't do, you know 1 " returned Grandeville, in an equally low voice. " I must, really — ar — interfere." "Better hear him out," rejoined Bracy, "and then get up and address them yourself." To which suggestion, after a slight remon- LEWIS ARUNDEL. 33 strance, the former agreed ; but such a shining light as Mr. Jabez nroadcorn was not to be put out as quickly as they desired ; he was the great card of the evening, and knew it, and prolonged his speech for a good three-quarters of an hour, during which time he theoreti- cally dethroned the Queen, abolished the Lords and Commons, seated a National Convention in St. Stephen's, and made all the rich poor, and the poor both rich and happy, whilst he practically rendered himself so hoarse as to be nearly inaudible; for which gallant exertions in the cause of liberty he received the tumultuous applause of the meeting, together with Lieut. McDermott's expressed con- viction that he was "a broth of a boy entirely," together with an anxious inquiry, " whether his mother had many more like him." When Broadcom retired from the rostrum there appeared some misunderstanding and confusion as to his successor ; taking advantage of which, Grandeville looked at Bracy, who nodded, adding, " Now's your time 1 Go in, and win;" then, catching a cadaverous-looking mdividual who was about to advance by the shoulders, and twisting him round, he exclaimed, " Now, my man, stand out of the way, will you ? This gentleman is going to address the company." He next thrust Grandeville forward, and patting him encouragingly on the back, left him to his own devices. That heroic gentleman, having bowed to his audience with much grace and dignity, waved his hand to command attention, and began as follows : — "Ar — listen to me, my friends! Ar — hem — I am prepared to admit — that is, it is impossible to deny — that many great and serious evils exist in the complicated social fabric of this glorious country. The vast increase of population " " Owing to the introduction of chloroform," suggested Bracy. " Though slightly checked by " "The alarming consumption of Morrison's Pills," interposed the Irishman "The wise facilities afforded for emigration," continued Grande- ville, not heeding these interruptions, "is one chief cause of the poverty and distress which, though greatly exaggerated by the false statements of evil-disposed and designing persons (groans and cries of 'Hear 1'), are to be found even in this metropolis, beneath the fostering care of an enlightened and paternal government (increasing murmurs of dissatisfaction). But if you believe that these evils are likely to be redressed by such measures as have been pointed out to you this evening, or that anarchy and rebellion can lead to any other result than misery and ruin — ar — I tell you, that you are fearfully mistaken I Ar — as a man, possessed of — ar — no inconsiderable influence — and ar — intimately connected with those powers against which you are madly arraying yourselves, I warn you ! " Here the excitement and dissatisfaction, which had been rapidly increasing, reached a pitch which threatened to render the speaker inaudible; and amid cries of "Who is he?" — "an informer!" — "government spy!" — "turn him out!" — "throw him over !" several persons rose from their seats and attempted to force their way on to the platform, but were kept back by Lewis and others of Grandeville's 34 LEWIS ARUNDEL. party, who, as has been already mentioned, had taken possession of the flight of steps, which afforded the only legitimate means of access from the body of the hall. Undisturbed by these hostile demonstrations, Grandeville continued, at the top of his voice, — " I warn you that you are provoking an unequal struggle, — that you are bringing upon yourselves a fearful retribution. Even now I am armed with authority to disperse this meeting — to- What more he would have added the reader is not fated to learn, for at this moment the man in the rough greatcoat, who had followed Lewis from the entrance of the room, exclaiming, "Come on, we are not going to stand this, you know; never mind the steps," seized the railing of the platform, and drawing himself uj), sprang over, followed by several others. In an instant all was confusion. Grande- ville, taken in some degree by surprise, after knocking down a couple of his assailants, was overpowered, and, amid cries of "throw hinti over," hurried to the edge of the platform ; here, grasping the rail with both hands, he struggled violently to prevent the accomplish- ment of their purpose. " Come along, boys ! we must rescue him,'' exclaimed Bracy ; and suiting the action to the word, he bounded forward, and hitting right and left, reached the scene of conflict. Lewis and the others, aban- doning the steps, followed his example, and the row became general. For some minutes the uproar was terrific ; blows were given and received ; blood began to flow from sundry noses ; and certain eyes that had begun the evening blue, brown, or grey, as the case might be, assumed a hue dark as Erebus. As for Lewis, he knocked down one of the fellows who had hold of Grandeville ; then he picked up the Irishman, who of course had singled out and attacked the biggest man in the crowd (none other indeed than the rough-coated patriot, who appeared a sort of leader among them), and been immediately felled by him to the ground ; then he assisted Frere in extricating the pale-faced youth from three individuals of questionable honesty, who were availing themselves of the confusion to empty his pockets ; as he did so he felt himself seized with a grasp of iron, and turning his head, found he was collared by the gigantic leader. A violent but ineffectual effort to free himself only served to convince him that in point of strength he was no match for his antagonist, who, regarding him with a smile of gratified malice, exclaimed, " Now then, young feller, I've been a-waiting to get hold of you. How about a black eye now ?" As he spoke he drew him forward with one hand and struck at him savagely with the other. Avoiding the blow by suddenly dodging aside, Lewis closed with his adversary, and inserting his knuckles within the folds of his neckcloth, tightened it, until in self- defence, and in order to avoid strangulation, the fellow was forced to loosen his grasp of Lewis's collar. The instant he felt himself free, Lewis, giving the neckcloth a final twist, and at the same time pressing his knuckles into the man's throat, so as for the moment almost to throttle him, stepped back a couple of paces, and springing forward again before the other had time to recover himself, hit up under his LEWIS ARUNDEL. 3S guard and succeeded in planting a stinging and well-directed blow exactly between his eyes ; this, followed by a similar application rather lower on the face, settled the matter. Reeling backwards, his antagonist lost his footing and fell heavily to the ground, dragging one of his companions down with him in a futile attempt to save himself. The fall of their leader threw a damp on the spirits of the others ; and although those in the rear were still clamorous with threats and vociferations, tlie members of the crowd in more immediate proximity to the little party showed small inclination to renew the attack. " Now's our time for getting away," said Bracy. " Make a bold push for the door." "Ar — I should say," rejoined Grandeville, one of whose eyes was comjsletely closed from the effects of a blow, and whose coat was hanging about him in ribands, " let us despatch one of our party for the police and military, and stand firm and maintain our ground till they come up, then capture the ringleaders and clear the room." " Nonsense," said Leicester, who, despite his regard for his ward- robe, had behaved most spiritedly during the skirmish. " We shall all be murdered before they appear ; besides " (he added aside to Bracy), " it will be making much too serious a business of it ; we should get into some tremendous scrape." " Yes, that's true," said Bracy ; then turning to Grandeville, he added, " I don't think my instructions would bear us out if we were to go any further. Remember, we were only to make a pacific demon- stration." " And faith, if breaking heads, and getting a return in kind, comes under that same denomination, it's a pretty decent one we've made already, 'pon me conscience," put in McDermott, wiping away the blood that was still trickling from a cut in his forehead. While these remarks were bandied from one to another, the party had contrived to make their way from the platform, and were now in the body of the room, striving to push through the crowd towards the side door. This at every step became more and more difficult, till at length they were so completely hemmed in that further progression became impossible, and it was evident that a fresh attack upon them was meditated. Fortunately, however, they were not far from the point of egress, and Bracy, having caught the eye of his ally the door- keeper, who was on the alert, exclaimed, " Now, Grandeville, we must fight our way through these fellows and gain the door; there's nothing for it but a spirited charge. You and I, Frere and his friend, and Paddy had better go first as a sort of wedge." " Ar — head the column and break the enemy's ranks, ar — yes, are you all ready ? CHARGE ! " As he gave the word they rushed forward in a compact body, and knocking down and pushing aside all who opposed them, succeeded in reaching the door. Here a short delay occurred while Bracy and his friend were opening it, and several of their late antagonists, irritated at the prospect of their escape, incited the others to attack them, so that before their egress was secured even the Irish lieutenant had had fighting enough to satisfy him, and the pale young man, 35 LteWlS ARUNDEL. having long since given himself up as a lost mutton, actually fainted with fear and over-exertion, and was dragged from under the feet of the combatants and carried out by Frere and Lewis, but for whom his mortal career would then and there have ended. How, as they emerged into the street, a party of the police arrived and caused more confusion and more broken heads; and how Grande- ville and the Irishman on the one hand, and sundry Chartists, with Lewis's late antagonist among them, on the other, were jointly and severally taken into custody and marched to the station-house, where they spent the night ; and how Leicester contrived just in the nick of time to catch an intelligent cab, into which he, Lewis, Frere, and the fainting victim with the pallid physiognomy compressed themselves, and were conveyed rapidly from the scene of action, it boots not to relate : suffice it to say that a certain barrel of oysters, flanked by a detachment of pint bottles of stout, which had taken up their position on Frere's dining-table during the absence of its master, sustained an attack about half-past eleven o'clock that night which proved that the mode in which their assailants had passed the evening had in no way impaired their respective appetites. CHAPTER VL IN WHICH LEWIS ARUNDEL SKETCHES A COW, AND THE AUTHOR DRAWS A YOUNG LADY. It was about noon on the day following the events narrated in the last chapter. Frere had departed to his office at the scientific institu- tion some two hours since, and Lewis and Faust were looking out of the window, when a well-appointed cab dashed round the corner of a cross street, and a pair of lavender-coloured kid-gloves drew up a splendid bay horse, who arched his proud neck and champed the bit, impatient of delay, till a young male child in livery coat and top-boots rolled ofif the back of the vehicle and stationed itself before the animal's nose, which act of self-devotion appeared to mesmerise him into tranquillity, and afforded the occupant of the cab time to spring out and knock at Frere's door. Five minutes more saw Leicester and Lewis seated side by side and driving rapidly in the direction of Park Crescent. " I don't know how you feel this morning, Arundel," began Leicester ; " but positively when I first woke I could scarcely move. I'm black and blue all over, I believe." " I must confess to being rather stiflf," was the reply, " and my left hand is unproducible. I cut my knuckles against the nose of that tall fellow when I knocked him down, and shall be forced to wear a glove till it heals." "You did that uncommonly well," returned Leicester; "the man LEWIS ARUNDEL. 37 was as strong as Hercules, and vicious into the bargain. He evidently had heard what you said about a black eye, and meant mischief, I was coming to help you when you finished him off." " It would have been most provoking to have been disfigured just at this time," rejoined Lewis. " One could not very well go to propose oneself as a mentor for youth with a black eye obtained in something nearly akin to a street row." " No," said Leicester ; " the General would consider our last night's exploit as dreadfully infra dig. He is quite one of the old school, and reckons Sir Charles Grandison a model for gentlemen. You must be careful to avoid the free-and-easy style of the present day with him ; but I think you'll suit him exactly; there's naturally something of the preux chevalier, Mros de roman cut about you that will go down with him amazingly." " In plain English, you consider me stiflf and affected," returned Lewis. " Do not scruple to tell me if it is so." " Stiff, yes ; affected, no," was the rejoinder. " Indeed, your manner is unusually simple and natural when you thaw a little, but at first you are — well, I hardly know how to describe it ; but there is something about you unlike the men one usually meets. You have a sort of half- defiant way of looking at people, a sort of ' you'd better not insult me, sir ' expression. I don't loiow that I should have observed it towards myself, but it was your manner to Grandeville that particularly struck me. I have not annoyed you by my frankness ?" he added interroga- tively, finding that Lewis did not reply. Regardless of this question, Lewis remained silent for a minute or two, then suddenly turning to his companion, and speaking in a low, hurried voice, he said — "Can you conceive no reason for such a manner? Is there not enough in my position to account for that, ay, and more ? By birth I am any man's equal. My father was of an old family, a captain in the Austrian service, and in the highest sense of the word a gentleman. I have received a gentleman's education. Up to the present time I have associated with gentlemen on terms of equality, and now suddenly, through no fault of my own, I am in effect a beggar. The very errand we are upon proves it. Through the kindness of Frere and of yourself, — a stranger, — I am about to receive a favourable recommendation to some proud old man as a hired servant; for though in name it may not be so, in fact I shall be nought but a hireling I Is it strange then that I view men with suspicion ? that I am watchful lest they attempt to refuse me the amount of courtesy due to those who, having never forfeited their own self-respect, are entitled to the respect of others ? " He paused, and removing his hat, allowed the cold breeze to blow freely around his heated brow. Leicester, who, despite his foppery, was thoroughly kind-hearted, being equally surprised and distressed at the burst of feeling his words had called forth, hastened to reply. " My dear fellow, I really am — that is, 'pon my word, I had no idea you looked upon the affair in this light. I can assure you, I think you quite mistake the matter ; a tutorship is considered a very gentlemanly occupation. If I had any work in me, I'm not at all sure I might 38 LEWIS ARUNDEL. not — that is, it would be a very sensible thing of me to look out for something of the kind myself. Stanhope Jones, who was up at Trinity with me, and about the fastest man of his year, ran through his fortune, got a tutorship in Lord PuzzletSte's family, went abroad with the eldest cub, and picked up a prize widow at Pisa, with tin enough to set the leaning tower straight again, if she'd had a fancy to do so." During this well-meant attempt at consolation Lewis had had time to come to the conclusion that he was in the position of that unwise individual who wore " his heart upon his sleeve for daws to peck at ; " or, in plain English, that he had been betrayed into a display of feeling before a man incapable of appreciating or understanding it ; and a less agree- able conviction at which to arrive we scarcely know. Nothing, however, remained but to make the best of it, which he accordingly did, by admitting the possibility that there might be much truth in Leicester's view of the case, and changing the subject by saying, " Now I want you to give me a peep at the carte du pays of the unknown region I am about to explore. I think I pretty well comprehend the General from your description. Of what other members does the family consist ? " " Ah 1 yes, of course you must be curious to know. Well, the dramatis persona is somewhat Umited. First and foremost, the General, — you comprehend him, you say?" Lewis made a sign in the affirmative, and Leicester continued : " Then we have an awful personage, who I expect will be a severe trial to you — Miss Livingstone; she is a relation, an aunt I think, of the General's late wife, who lives with him and keeps his house, and was the terror of my boyhood whenever I was staying down at Broadhurst. She never was over young, I believe ; at least I can't imagine her anything but middle-aged, and she must now be sixty or thereabouts. For the rest, she looks as if she had swallowed a poker, and, by some mysterious process of assimilation, become imbued with its distinguishing characteristics ; for she is very stiff, very cold, and as far as I know utterly impenetrable, but of a stirring disposition withal, which leads her to interfere with everybody and everything. Lastly, there is my cousin Annie, the General's only daughter ; she inherits her mother's beauty, her father's pride, her great-aunt's determination to have her own way, and the devil's own love of teasing. To set against all this, I believe her to be thoroughly good and amiable, and everything of that kind ; at all events she is a most bewitching girl, and bids fair, under judicious management, to become a very charming woman. I fancy her mission is to reform my brother Bellefield and render him a steady married man, and I wish her joy of it. She comes into her mother's fortune when she is of age, and the respective governors have set their hearts upon the match." " And what says Lord Bellefield ? " inquired Lewis listlessly. " Oh, Bell reckons she won't be of age, and that the match can't come off these four years, by which time he expects to be so hard up that he must marry somebody; and as there will be plenty of the needful, she will suit his book as well as any other." LEWIS ARUNDEL. 39 "The young lady, of course, approves?" continued Lewis dreamily, untying a knot in the thong of Leicester's whip. "Catch a woman refusing a coronet," returned Leicester, as he pulled up at a house in Park Crescent so suddenly as almost to throw the bay on his haunches. " General Grant begs you will walk upstairs, Mr. Leicester. He is engaged at present, but desired me to say he particularly wishes to see you," was the reply made by a most aristocratic butler to Leicester's inquiry whether his master was at home. " Keep the bay moving, Tim. Now, Arundel, turn to the right— that's it," and suiting the action to the word, Charley the indolent leisurely descended from the cab, and crossing the " marble hall," lounged up a wide staircase followed by Lewis. "Silence and solitude," he continued, opening the door of a large drawing-room handsomely furnished. " I hope they won't be long before they introduce us to the luncheon-table. Oysters are popularly supposed to give one an appetite ; but the natives we demolished at Frere's last night must have been sadly degenerate, for I declare to you I could scarcely get through my breakfast this morning. Ah I what have we here ? — a water-colour landscape in a semi-chaotic con- dition. Annie has been sketching, as sure as fate. I'll introduce a few masterly touches and surprise her." So saying he seated himself at the table and began dabbling with a brush. " By Jove, I've done it now 1 " he exclaimed in a tone of consterna- tion, after a minute's pause. "Just look here; I thought I would insert the trunk of a tree in the foreground, and the confounded brush had got red in it, so I have made a thing like a lobster and spoiled the drawing." " I think, if you wish, I could turn it into a cow, and so get you out of the scrape," suggested Lewis, smiling at his companion's guilty countenance. " My dear fellow, the very thing," exclaimed Leicester, hastily rising and thrusting Lewis into his seat ; " let's have a cow, by all means. That's famous," he continued, as with a few graphic strokes Lewis converted the red daub into the semblance of an animal. " Bravo ! make her an eye — ^now the horns — what a fascinating quadruped ! Where's the tail to come ? " "You would not see the tail in the position in which the cow is supposed to be lying," remonstrated Lewis. "Still, it would make it more natural," urged Leicester. "As a personal favour, just to oblige me, stretch a point and give her a tail." " There, then, I've twisted it under her leg," said Lewis, making the desired addition ; " but depend upon it, there never was a cow's tail so situated." "All the greater proof of your talent," was the reply. " The ideal is what you artists (for I see you are one) are always raving about, and this is a specimen of it." So engrossed had the two young men been with their occupation that they had not observed the entrance of a third person. The new- 40 LEWIS ARUNDEL. comer was that most charming of all created beings, a very lovely girl of seventeen. As every poet since Homer has done his utmost to clothe_ in fitting language a description of the best specimen of the class which it may have been his hap to meet with, and as no man in his senses would exchange half-an-hour of the society of one of the originals for all the fanciful descriptions of women that ever were written, we would fain be excused from adding one more to the number ; and were all our readers of what grammarians most ungallantly term "the worthier gender," we should cut the matter short by begging each man to imagine the damsel in question exactly like the " unexpressive she " who is, for the time being, queen of his soul. But as we flatter our- selves certain bright eyes will sparkle and coral lips smile over this " o'er true tale," and as we have already been asked by " oceans " of young ladies, "What is the heroine to be like?" we will e'en make a virtue of necessity and give a catalogue raisonni of her many per- fections. Annie Grant, then (for we'll have no disguise about the matter, but own at once that she it was who entered the drawing-room unper- ceived, and that she it is who is destined to play the heroine in this our drama of the Railroad of Life ; and be it observed inter- parenthetically that we use the theatrical metaphor advisedly, for Shakespeare has told us that "all the world's a stage," and it is a matter of common notoriety that in the present day all stages have become railroads) — Annie Grant, then, we say, was rather above the middle height, though no one would have thought of pronouncing her tall; her gown of mousseline—poil de — psha 1 what are we thinking of? — she had not a gown on at all ; how should she, when she was going to ride directly after luncheon ? No, her habit, which fitted to perfection, was well calculated to set off her slight but singularly graceful figure to the best advantage. Her hair, which was braided in broad plaits for the greater convenience (seeing that ringlets under a riding-hat are an anomaly, not to say an abomination), was really auburn, — by which definition we intend to guard against the pale red, or warai, sand-coloured locks which usually pass current for the very rare but very beautiful tint we would particularise, — and if a poet had speculated as to the probability of some wandering sunbeam being imprisoned in its golden meshes, the metaphor, though fanciful, would not have been unapt. Delicate, regular features, large blue eyes, now dancing and sparkling with mischievous glee, now flashing with pride, a mouth like an expressive rosebud, a clear skin, with a warm glow of health painting each velvet cheek, but retreating from the snowy forehead, combined to form a whole on which to gaze was to admire. This young lady, being such as we have described her, tripped lightly across the apartment till she had stationed herself behind her cousin Charles, and perceiving that both gentlemen were so pre- occupied as not to have observed her approach, contrived, by standing on tiptoe and peeping over Leicester's shoulder, to witness the intro- duction of the cow of which we have already made honourable mention, LEWIS ARUNDEL. 41 During the animated discussion on the tail question she nearly betrayed her presence by laughing outright; repressing the inclina- tion, however, she retraced her steps, and had nearly succeeded in reaching the side door by which she had entered, when her habit, catching against a table, caused the overthrow of a piece of ornamental china and revealed her presence. On hearing the sound, Lewis, recalled to a sense of his situation, and for the first time struck by the idea that, in touching the drawing, he had been guilty of an unwarrantable liberty, rose hastily from his seat, colouring crimson as he did so, from an agreeable mixture of shyness, mortification, and proud self-reproach. Leicester, on the other hand, with the d-plomb and presence of mind of a man of the world, turned leisurely, and whispering, " Keep your own counsel, there's no harm done," he advanced towards his cousin, saying with a nonchalant air, " You have stolen a march upon us, Annie. This gentleman and I called to see the General upon business, and as he seems resolved to aflford us a practical lesson on the virtue of patience, 1 ventured to while away the time by showing my friend some of your sketches. By the way, let me introduce you. My cousin. Miss Grant — Mr. Arundel." Thus invoked, Lewis, who in order to atone to his wounded self-respect, had wrapped himself in his very coldest and haughtiest manner, and resembled a banished prince rather than an every-day Christian, advanced a few steps and acknowledged the introduction by a most Grandisonian inclination of the head. The lady performed her part of the ceremony with an easy courtesy, into which perhaps an equal degree of hauteur was infused, although not the slightest effort was visible. " Mr. Arundel is doubtless a judge of painting, and my poor sketches are by no means calculated to bear severe criticism," remarked Miss Grant demurely. As Lewis remained silent, Leicester hastened to reply : " A judge ! of course he is; he's just returned from Germany, the happy land where smoking, singing, and painting all come by nature." " Indeed I " returned Miss Grant. " Then, if it is not too trouble- some, perhaps I might ask Mr. Arundel's advice as to a sketch of Broadhurst I was attempting before your arrival ; I left off in despair, because I could not manage anything for the foreground." " Try an elephant," suggested Leicester ; " it would have a grand effect, besides possessing the advantage of novelty, and filling up lots of space." "Would you bring me the drawing, Charles?" returned his cousin. " I know too well the style of assistance I may expect from you in such matters. Who embellished my poor head of Minerva with a pair of moustaches f " " I did," rejoined Leicester complacently, " and I am proud of it. Minerva was the goddess of war, and sported moustaches in virtue of her profession." "Are you never going to give me the drawing, Charles?" asked Annie impatiently. " Positively, cousins are most uncourteous beings. Mr. Arundel, might I trouble you to hand me that sketch?" 42 LEWIS ARUNDEL. Thus appealed to, Lewis had nothing for it but to comply, which he did accordingly, biting his lip with vexation at the denouement which now appeared inevitable. But Leicester's resources were not yet exhausted ; stretching out his hand before his cousin had received the drawing, he coolly took possession of it, saying, " I know you meant this drawing as a Uttle surprise for me. You have heard me say how much I coveted a sketch of dear old Broadhurst, and so you have kindly made one for me. You have really done it extreniely well ! Who was it— Fielding— you have been learning of? Positively, you have caught his style ! " " Don't flatter yourself that I did you the honour of recollecting any such wish, even supposing you really uttered it in my hearing, of which I entertain grave doubts," returned Annie ; "but if you particularly desire it I will make you a present of it when it is finished — if I could only manage that tiresome foreground ! " " I like it better without," was the reply. " There's nothing to inter- fere with the outline of the building, which stands forth in bold relief — and — eh ! — well, what's the matter ? " During his speech his cousin had risen from her seat, and approach- ing him, caught sight of the drawing, which she had no sooner done than, raising a little white hand, she pointed to the intrusive cow and asked quietly, " Where did that come from ? " The comic perplexity of Leicester's face was irresistible to behold, as, with a glance at Lewis to secure his sympathy and co-operation, he was evidently about to adopt the cow at all hazards, when the door opened, and a tall, stately old man, with a military port and erect bearing, entered, and surveying the group with evident surprise, drew himself up still more stiffly, ere, with slow and measured steps, he advanced towards them. It was General Grant ! CHAPTER Vn. WHEREIN THE READER IS INTRODUCED TO MISS LIVINGSTONE, AND INFORMED WHO IS THE GREATEST MAN OF THE AGE. " Ah ! General," exclaime'd Leicester, as he rose leisurely from the arm-chair in which he had been reclining, " I hope they have not disturbed you on our account. I was criticising one of Annie's sketches four passer le temps — really she draws very nicely. Let me introduce Mr. Arundel, Mr. Frere's friend, about whom I wrote to you yesterday." A stiff bow, acknowledged on Lewis's part by an equally haughty inclination of the head, was the result of this introduction, when General Grant observed — ■ " Mr. Frere is a man of whom I have a very high opinion, both on LEWIS ARUNDEL. 43 account of his unusual intellectual attainments, and his manly, up- right character. Have you been long acquainted with him, sir, may I ask?" " He was my guide and protector when I first went to Westminster," replied Lewis, " and we have been close friends ever since." "A most fortunate circumstance," remarked the General senten- tiously, " The mind of youth is easily impressible for good or evil, and unless such establishments are greatly altered for the better since my time, Satan has no lack of emissaries at a public school. Will you allow me a few minutes' private conversation with you, Mr. Arundel? The library is in this direction." So saying, General Grant opened the door with frigid courtesy, and signing to Lewis to precede him, followed with a stateliness of demeanour admirable to behold. Scarcely had they left the room, when Annie, clapping her hands joyfully, exclaimed, " What a creature I why, he's as stiff and dignified as papa himself. Now then, Charley, tell me who he is, and all about him: we shall have Aunt Martha or somebody coming, and then 1 shall never know, and be obliged to die of curiosity. You are asleep, I believe." " There you go — that's always the way with women," returned Leicester, speaking very slowly and with an exaggeration of his usual mode of pronunciation, which was something between a lisp and a drawl; "asking half-a-dozen questions in a breath, and resolved to get up a suicidal amount of curiosity if they are not as speedily answered. Why, my dear child, I would not speak as quickly as you do for any amount of money — at least any amount of money I should be at all likely to get for doing so." " Now, Charley, don't be tiresome. Who is the man ?" rejoined Annie, half pettishly. Then, seeing that her imperious manner only induced her cousin still further to tease her, she added, in an imploring tone, which no heart of any material softer than granite could resist, " You will tell me — won't you? I want to know so much, and I have had nothing to amuse me all day." " There, do you hear that ?" soliloquised Leicester, appealing to society in general. "Trust a woman to get her own way. If she can't scold you into giving it to her, she'll coax you. Well, you little torment, I suppose you must know all about it. The man, as you please to call him, is seeking the honourable post of bear-leader to the cub your father has the felicity of being guardian unto." " What, a tutor for poor Walter !" rejoined Annie meditatively. " But surely he's a gentleman, is he not ?" " Very particularly and decidedly so, as far as I am a judge," returned Leicester, hooking a footstool towards him with his cane, and depositing his feet thereupon. "At least I dined and spent last evening in his company, and never wish to meet a better fellow." " But," continued Annie, pursuing her train of reasoning, " if he is a gentleman, why does he want to go out as a tutor ?" " Because, unfortunately, there is a vulgar prejudice extant in this feeble-minded country that the necessaries of Ufe, such as bread and 44 LEWIS ARUNDEL. cheese, cigars, kid gloves, and the like, must be paid for— this requires money, whereof Arundel has little or none. Moreover, Richard Frere hinted at a mother and sister in the case, who likewise have . to be supported." As he spoke a shade of deeper thought flitted across Annie's expressive features, and after a moment's pause she resumed. "Now I understand his strange manner: he was mentally con- trasting himself (he is evidently a proud man) and his position ; it must indeed have been a struggle— and he does this for the sake of his mother and sister. Charley, do you know, I rather admire him." "Yes, I dare say you do; he's a decidedly good-looking fellow for the style of man; there's a thoroughbred air about him, and he carries himself well." " Psha I I am not talking of his appearance : except that he is tall and dark, I scarcely know what he is like," returned Annie quickly. " No I I mean that there is something fine in the idea of a proud mind submitting to degradations and indignities for the sake of those it loves; bearing with a martyr-spirit the thousand hourly annoy- ances " Checking herself suddenly, as she perceived upon her cousin's face something nearly akin to a contemptuous smile, Annie continued, " Charles, how stupid you are ! I hate you 1 " " Not possible," was the cool reply. " Moreover, you have really no cause to do so. I assure you I was not exactly laughing at your sudden pluiige into the sentimental; it was merely a notion which crossed my mind, that out of the thousand hourly annoyances by which poor Arundel is to be martyrised, some nine hundred and fifty would originate in the caprices of a certain young lady who shall be nameless. In the monotony of life amid the leafy shades of Broadhurst, even teasing a tutor may be deenied a new and interesting variety, as the botanists have it. Seriously, though, you can coax the General to let him teach you German." "And embellish my water-colour sketches by the insertion of occasional cows, with impossible tails made to order — eh, cousin Charley?" returned Annie with an arch smile. "Give me my drawing, sir, and let me look at the creature. How well he has done it 1 I know a cow at Broadhurst with just such a face ! " "There's a world of speculation in the eye," rejoined Leicester carelessly, though he was slightly surprised at the extent of her information respecting the "tail" debate; "the animal appears to be ruminating on the advisability of petitioning Parliament against the veal trade, or some other question of equal interest to the 'milky mothers of the herd.' " While Annie and her cousin thus gaily conversed, a very different scene was enacting in_ the library. During a short delay, occasioned by General Grant's being obliged to answer a note, Lewis had time to recollect himself, and to school the rebellious feelings which his con- versation with Leicester and the other events of the morning had called into action. He thought of Rose and his mother, and of his determination that they at least should be spared all knowledge of the LEWIS ARUNDEL. 45 real evils of poverty ; and this reflection was for the time sufficient to efface every selfish consideration. Bringing his strength of will into play, he regained the most complete self-control, and even experienced a sort of morbid pleasure in the idea of voluntarily humiliating himself before the proud old man, whose clear, cold eye was occasionally raised from the note he was employed in writing to fix its scrutinising glance on Lewis's features. Having sealed the missive and given it to a servant, he slowly approached the spot where Lewis was standing, and after a word or two of apology for having kept him waiting, began — " I presume my nephew, Mr. Leicester, has made you in some degree acquainted with the nature of the circumstances in which I am at present placed, and of the necessity which renders me anxious to secure the services of some gentleman as tutor to my ward, Sir Walter Desborough ? " " Mr. Leicester informed me that the young gentleman's education had been neglected, and that his mind was singularly undeveloped," replied Lewis, choosing the least offensive terms in which he might express his conviction that the youth in question was rather a fool than otherwise. "Yes, sir, though it is even worse than you describe," returned the General. " In fact it depends upon the degree of success which may attend the efforts which must now be made whether Sir Walter Des- borough can ever be considered capable of managing his own affairs, or able to take that place in society to which his rank and fortune would naturally entitle him. You perceive, therefore, that the post of tutor will be one of much trust and importance, and the duties attending it most onerous. Mr. Frere has written so high a character of your various attainments that I cannot but feel perfectly satisfied of your competency ; but you are very young, and as I should, in the event of your undertaking the charge, expect a strict performance of your duties, it is only fair to inform you that I conceive they may be irksome in the extreme. What is your feeling on the subject ? " Lewis paused for a moment in thought, and then replied — " I will be frank with you, sir. Were I free to act as I chose, such an office as you describe would be one of the last I should select ; but the welfare of others depends upon my exertions, and I have deter- mined to refuse no occupation not unworthy a gentleman which will enable me to render the necessary assistance to my family. If, there- fore, you consider me fitted to undertake the charge of your ward, I am willing to do so, and to fulfil the duties of such a situation to the best of my ability, on one condition." " What is that ? " inquired General Grant quickly. " That I may be allowed to pursue whatever system I may deem best fitted to attain the desired end, without the interference of any one, and may be accountable for my conduct to you alone." " Rather a singular request, young gentleman," returned the General, knitting his brows. " My reason for making it is easily explained, sir," replied Lewis, 4 46 LEWIS ARUNDEL. firmly but respectfully. "Unless such permission is accorded me, I feel certain all my efforts would prove unavailing : I must have full power to do what I think right, or I could not act at all, and should have undertaken a duty which I should be incompetent to perform." " Well, sir, there is truth in what you say," replied General Grant, after a moment's consideration. "I like you none the worse for speaking in a manly, straightforward manner. ' It is my intention to go down to Broadhurst in a day or two : you shall accompany me ; and if, after seeing my ward, you are still willing to undertake the task of conducting his education, I shall be happy to entrust him to_ your care, upon the conditions you have proposed. Your salary will_ be £yx> a year. This, you are aware, is unusually high, but the case |s a peculiar one, and money, fortunately, a very secondary consideration. An entire suite of rooms will be devoted to the use of yourself and your pupil, and a horse kept for you, that you may accompany him in his rides. Do these arrangements meet your wishes ? " Lewis bowed his head in token of acknowledgment, and said, " I have one other request to make. I brought a Livonian wolf-hound with me from Germany; he is much attached to me, and I should be unwilling to part from him." " Bring him with you, sir," returned the General, his lip slightly curling with a sarcastic smile ; "a dog more or less will make little differ- ence in such an establishment as that at Broadhurst. And now, if you will give me the pleasure of your company at luncheon, I shall be happy to introduce you to my relative, Miss Livingstone, who does me the honour to preside over my household. My daughter, I believe, you have already seen ; " and as he spoke he led the way to the dining- room, where the rest of the party were already assembled. Miss Livingstone, who scrutinised Lewis as if she suspected him of belonging to that ingenious fraternity yclept the swell mob, was, in appearance, a very awful old lady indeed. The nearest approach we can make to a description of her features is to say that they bore a marked (with the small-pox) resemblance to those of Minerva and her owl ; the sternness of that utilitarian goddess — the Miss Martineau of Olympus — and the sapient stupidity of the so-called bird of wisdom, finding their exact counterpart in Miss Livingstone's time-honoured physiognomy. This lady was appareled after a strange and imposing mode, as behoved a spinster of such orthodox station and ferociously virtuous propriety as the General's female commander-in-chief. Minerva's helmet was modernised into a stupendous fabric, wherein starch, muslin, and ribbon of an unnatural harshness struggled up- wards in a pyramid, whence pointing with stiffened ends innumerable, sugprestive of any amount of porcupines, they appeared ready and anxious to repel or impale society at large. A triangle of spotless lawn supplied the place of the breastplate beneath which Jove's daughter was accustomed to conceal her want of heart ; and a silk gown of an uncomfortable shade of grey, made so scanty as to render at first sight the hypothesis of a mermaidzV termination conceivable, completed the costume of this immaculate old lady. Having apparently satisfied herself that Lewis had no immediate LEWIS ARUNDEL. 47 design upon the spoons and forks, she condescended to afford him the meteorological information that although the sunshine might delude the unwary into believing it to be a fine day, she had received private information that the weather was not to be relied upon : after pro- mulgating which opinion she placed herself at the head, and assumed the direction of, the luncheon-table. Charley Leicester appeared to be the only individual of the party insensible to a certain freezing influence, which might be specified as one of Miss Livingstone's most characteristic attributes. Having exerted himself to supply that lady with every possible adjunct she could require, and seduced her into an amount of Cayenne pepper which afterwards subjected her to considerable physical suffering, he began — " I was present, a day or two ago, Miss Livingstone, when a question was started as to what man of modern times had been the greatest benefactor to his race. It opened a mine of very curious speculation, I can assure you." " I do not doubt it, Charles," returned Miss Livingstone; "and I am glad to learn that the young men of the present day employ their time in such profitable discussions. What decision did you arrive at?" " Well, ma'am," resumed Leicester gravely, " there was of course much difference of opinion. James Watt had rather a strong party in his favour, but an ex-railway director was present who had lost ;£ 10,000 on the Do-em-and-Foot-in-it Line, and he blackballed him. Lord John was proposed ; but some of the men who took in Punch laughed so immoderately when his name was mentioned that it was immediately withdrawn. One youth, who is known to be a little bit flighty, not quite accountable, poor fellow ! declared for Lord Brougham, but we soothed him, and he had sense enough left to see his error almost immediately. At length it came to my turn " " And whom did you mention ? " inquired Miss Livingstone, with a degree of interest most unusual in her. " I had been pondering the matter deeply," continued Leicester, " to try and hit on some worthy against whom no valid objection could be raised. At one moment I thought of Moses ^" " I fancied it was restricted to men of modern times," interposed Miss Livingstone. "He to whom I referred, ma'am," returned Leicester, "was not the Israelitish lawgiver, but the man of the City Mart, that benevolent individual who clothes poverty in 'a light paletot at ten-and-six,' and enables the honest hearts of free-born Britons to palpitate beneath a ' gent's superior vest ' for the trifling remuneration of five shillings." This speech was algebra, or thereabouts, to the lady to whom it was addressed, but she had a sort of instinctive apprehension that Leicester was talking nonsense, and accordingly drew herself up stiffly, com- pleting her resemblance to Minerva by composing her features into a very satisfactory likeness of the Gorgon. No way affected by this transformation, Leicester continued — " On mature reflection, however, I discarded Moses & Son, and was going to give it up as hopeless, when, all of a sudden, a bright thought 48 LEWIS ARUNDEL. flashed across me, and springing to my feet, I exclaimed in a voice of thunder, ' Gentlemen, I have it ; the difficulty is one no longer : the greatest modem benefactor to the human race is — BASS t '" " Who?" exclaimed Miss Livingstone, entirely mystified and a good deal flurried by the narrator's unusual energy. " Bass," resumed Leicester; "that remarkable man whose gigantic intellect first conceived the project of regenerating society through the medium of PALE ALEl The idea was hailed with enthusiasm; we immediately sent for a dozen; and ere the liquor was disposed of, there was not a man present but would have staked hundreds on the soundness of my opinion." Utterly disgusted and confused by this unexpected termination to the anecdote, Miss Livingstone rose from her chair, sailed out of the i-oom, and thus the visit concluded. Lewis, after a solitary walk, during which he was revolving in his mind the step he had just taken, and striving to discern in the dull lead-coloured horizon of his future one ray of light which might yield promise of brighter times to come, was ascending Frere's staircase, when the door of the room above opened suddenly, and a voice, which he thought he recognised, exclaimed — " Then I may depend upon you ; you'll be with me by eight at the latest, and bring your friend, if possible. Ah I here he is 1 Mr. Arundel, delighted to see you — none the worse for last night, I hope —-wasn't it glorious ? Grandeville has got such a face on him, he won't be able to show for a week to come ; and Meeking of the pallid features is so seedy this morning that I was forced to burthen my conscience by inventing a fictitious fall from his horse, on the strength of which I sent his mamma to nurse him. We must book that to the pious fraud account, and let the charity absolve the lie. Rather shaky divinity, eh, Frere ? Well, au revoir; I'm off." So saying, Mr. Tom Bracy — for he it was, and none other — dashed down the stairs, and having deeply scandalised Frere's ancient domestic by an anxious inquiry how it was she did not get a husband, took his departure. " Frere 1" exclaimed Lewis, throwing himself into a chair and coldly repulsing Faust, who never could imagine himself otherwise than welcome, " I've done it 1 " " So have I, man," was the reply ; " and pretty considerably brown, too, as that nice youth who has just left me would call it. But what have you done to make you so doleful ? " " Sold myself," returned Lewis bitterly. " Not to the old gentleman, I hope," rejoined Frere, " though your black looks would almost lead one to imagine so." " What weak, inconsistent fools we are 1 " pursued Lewis. " Speak for yourself, young man," observed Frere parenthetically. " How vacillating and impotent," continued Lewis, not heeding the interruption, "is even the strongest will ! I have done this morning the thing I believed I most anxiously desired to do — ^the thing I came here hoping to accomplish— I have secured a competence for my mother and sister. I have done so on better terms than I had LEWIS ARUNDEL. 49 deemed possible. 1 have met with consideration, if not kindness, from — from my employer." He pronounced the word firmly, though his temples throbbed and his lip quivered with suppressed emotion as he did so, "All this should make me contented, if not happy. Happy 1 " he repeated mockingly, " Frere," he continued, with a sudden burst of impetuosity, " it has not done so — I am miserable 1 " He rose from his seat and began pacing the room with impatient strides. Faust followed him for one or two turns, wagging his tail and gazing up into his face with loving eyes ; but finding his efforts to attract attention unavailing, he uttered a piteous whine, and, retreating to a corner, crouched down, as perfectly aware that his master was unhappy as if he had been a human creature and could have "told his love" in words. Frere would have spoken, but Lewis checked him by a gesture, and continued his rapid walk for some minutes in silence. At length he spoke — " You think me selfish and ungrateful, and you are right ; I am so. I have schooled myself to bear all this, and I will bear it ; but bitter thoughts arise and at times overpower me. I am very young" ("True for you," muttered Frere, sotto voce), " and I am so unfit for such a life as lies before me, a life of tame and ceaseless drudgery, in which to indulge the high aspirations and noble daring that win men honour becomes misplaced folly j to live with people whose equal, if not superior, I feel myself, in a semi-menial capacity ; to obey when I would command ; to forfeit all that is bright and fair in existence — intercourse with the higher order of minds, the society of pure and refined spirits ; and, above all, to lose the only thing I really prize on earth — my independence. " Well," he continued, after a pause, " the die is cast, and repining is worse than useless. I will give this experiment a fair trial ; it may be the harness will set more easily on me than I imagine; and should it become unbearable, I can but cast it off and start afresh ; there is such a thing as to COMPEL one's destiny t " CHAPTER VHI. LEWIS RECEIVES A LECTURE AND A COLD BATH. Richard Frere listened to the somewhat grandiloquent remark with which the last chapter concluded, muttering to himself, " ' Compel destiny,' indeed j it strikes me you'll find ' destiny,' as you call it, will have the best of it at that game ; " then turning to his companion, he observed more gravely, " Now, listen to me, Lewis. What you have just said is no doubt true enough ; you are about as unfit in tastes and habits for the life that is before you as a man well can be, but for that reason it is exactly the very best thing for you. For what purpose do you suppose we are sent into this world? Most assuredly not only to please ourselves, and by following out our own desires and 50 LEWIS ARUNDEL. caprices, create a sphere for the exercise and increase of our natural faults. No; the only true view of life is as a school, wherein our characters are to be disciplined, and all the changes and chances, sorrows, trials, and temptations we meet with are the agents by which the education of the soul is carried on." " And a low, wretched view of life it is," replied Lewis bitterly ; " a seventy years' pupilage under the rod of destiny. The heathen sage was right who said that those whom the gods love die early. If it were not for Rose and my mother, I would join some regiment bound for India, volunteer into every forlorn hope, and trust that some Sikh bullet would rid me of the burthen of life without my incurring the guilt of suicide." " In fact, you would die like an idiot, because you lack moral courage to face the evils of life like a man," returned Frere. " But wait a bit : your argument, such as it is, is founded on a fallacy, or on that still more dangerous thing, a half-truth. Granting that life were one scene of bitter experiences, — which would be granting a very large lie, — for what is this discipline intended to fit us ? That is the question. You are ambitious — how would you regard obstacles in your path to greatness ? You would rejoice in them, would you not, as opportunities for bringing out the high qualities you fancy you possess? fortitude, courage, indomitable perseverance, ready wit, aptitude to lead and govern your fellow-men, and fifty other mag- nanimous attributes ; and deem the greatness unworthy your notice could it be obtained without a struggle. But what is human great- ness ? A triumph for the hour, bringing its attendant cares and evils with it — mark that, — a bauble, which some other ambitious genius may possibly wrest from your grasp, which old age would unfit you to retain, of which death must deprive you in a few years more or less. Now take the true, the Christian's view of life — obstacles to overcome, demanding all our strength of mind, and then proving too mighty for us without the assistance of a Power superior to that of man, but which will be given us if we seek it properly. And the victory won, what is the prize we shall obtain? A position, according to our advance in righteousness, among the spirits of just men made perfect j intercourse (with reverence be it spoken) with the Source of all good. Omniscience our teacher. Omnipotence our only ruler, Perfect Justice our lawgiver, Perfect Wisdom our director, the Powers of Heaven for our associates, and our own souls, freed from the trammels of mortality, fitted to appreciate and enjoy these inestimable blessings; and all this, not for time, but for eternity. Lewis, you are a reason- able being, and to your own reason I will leave the question." There was silence for some minutes. At length Lewis raised his head, revealing features on which the traces of deep emotion were visible, and stretching out his hand to his friend, said in a voice which trembled from excess of feeling, " God bless you, Frere ; you are indeed a true friend I" He paused; then added suddenly, "Frere promise me one thing,— promise me that whatever I may do, whatever rash act or evil deed my feelings may hurry me into, you will not give me up; that while we both live you will act by me as you have done LEWtS AfeUMbfiL ^i lo-day — that you will preserve me from myself, stand between me and my fiery nature ; then shall I feel that I am not utterly deserted — you will be the link that shall still bind me to virtue." " Well, if you fancy it will make you any happier, or better, or more reasonable, I will promise it," returned Frere ; " more particularly as I should most probably do it whether I promise it or not." " You promise, then ?" asked Lewis eagerly. " I do," replied Frere. Lewis once more wrung his friend's hand with such eagerness as to elicit a grimace of pain from that excellent individual, and then continued — " A conversation of this nature regularly upsets me ; I must go out and walk off the excitement before I shall be fit for anything. Come, Faust, good dog I I spoke up for Faust to-day, Frere, and the General accorded a dignified assent : ' A dog more or less will make little difference in such an establishment as Broadhurst.' " " Did he say that ? " inquired Frere. " Word for word," returned Lewis. " Well, I thought better things of him I ' Folks is sich fools ! ' as my old lady downstairs says. Are you off? Mind you are at home in good time for dinner, for I have been seduced into accepting another evening engagement for us." "Any more fighting?" asked Lewis anxiously. " No ; thank goodness for that same 1 " returned Frere. " I wish I could meet that long Chartist," continued Lewis, shaking his fist ; " not that I bear him any ill-will, but it would be such a relief to me just now to knock somebody down. Mayn't I set Faust at a policeman ? " " Not unless you prefer Brixton to Broadhurst, and the treadmill to the tutorship," returned Frere. "Well, good-bye till dinner-time," responded Lewis, leaving the room. " I won't punish your carpet any longer. Come, Faust ! " " That is a most singular young man," soliloquised Frere as he took down and unrolled a Persian manuscript ; " very like an excitable steam-engine with an ill-regulated safety-valve in disposition ; I only hope he won't blow up bodily while I have the care of him. He is a fine fellow, too, and it's impossible not to be very fond of him ; but he's an awful responsibility for a quiet man to have thrust upon him." Meanwhile Lewis, walking hurriedly up one street and down another, with the design of allaying the fever of his mind by bodily exercise, found himself at length in the neighbourhood of Hyde Park, and, tempted by the beauty of the afternoon, he continued his stroll till he reached Kensington Gardens. Here, stretching himself on one of the benches, he watched the groups of gaily-dressed loungers and listened to the military band, till he began to fear he might be late for Frere's dinner ; and retracing his steps, he proceeded aloxi^ the bank of the Serpentine towards Hyde Park Corner. As he arrived nearly opposite the receiving-house of the Humane Society, his attention was attracted by the lamentations of a small child, whom all the endear- ments of a sympathising nursery-maid were powerless to console. The 52 LEWIS ARUNDEL. child, being a fine sturdy boy, and the maid remarkably pretty, Lewis was moved by a sudden impulse of compassion to stop and inquire the cause of the grief he beheld. It was soon explained. Master Tom had come to sail a little boat which his grandpapa had given him ; the string by which the length of its voyage was to have been regulated had broken, and the boat had drifted farther and farther from its hapless owner, until at last it had reached a species of buoy, to which the park-keeper's punt was occasionally moored, and there it had chosen to stick hard and fast. In this rebellious little craft was embarked, so to speak, all Master Tom's present stock of earthly happiness ; thence the sorrow which Mary's caresses were unable to assuage, and thence the lamentations which had attracted Lewis's attention. " Don't cry so, my little man, and we'll see if we can't find a way of getting it for you," observed Lewis encouragingly, raising the dis- tressed shipowner in his arms to afford him a better view of his stranded property. " We must ask my dog to go and fetch it for us. Come here, Mr. Faust. You are not afraid of him ? he won't hurt you — that's right, pat him; there's a brave boy; now ask him to fetch your boat for you. Say, ' Please, Mr. Faust, go and get me my boat ! ' say so." And the child, half-pleased, half-frightened, but with implicit faith in the dog's intellectual powers, and the advisability of conciliat- ing its good will and imploring its assistance, repeated the desired formula with great unction. " That's well ! Now, nurse, take care of Master — what did you say? — ay. Master Tom, while I show Faust where the boat is." As he spoke he took up a stone, and attracting Faust's attention to his proceedings, jerked it into the water just beyond the spot where the boat lay, at the same time directing him to fetch it. With a bound like the spring of a lion the noble dog dashed into the water and swam vigorously towards the object of his quest, reached it, seized it in his powerful jaws, and turned his head towards the bank in preparation for his homeward voyage, while the delighted child laughed and shouted with joy at the prospect of regaining his lost treasure. Instead, however, of proceeding at once towards the shore, the dog remained stationary, beating the water with his fore- paws to keep himself afloat, and occasionally uttering an uneasy whine. "Here, Faust 1 Faust! what in the world's the matter with him?" exclaimed Lewis, calling the dog and inciting him by gestures to return, but in vain ; his struggles only became more violent, without his making the slightest progress through the water. Attracted by the sight, a knot of loungers gathered round the spot, and various suggestions were hazarded as to the dog's unaccountable behaviour. " I think he must be seized with cramp," observed a good- natured, round-faced man in a velveteen jacket, who looked like one of the park-keepers. " The animal is suicidally disposed, apparently," remarked a tall, aristocratic-looking young man, vrith a sinister ex- pression of countenance, to which a pair of thick moustaches imparted a charactef of fierceness. " Anxious to submit to the cold-water cure, LEWIS ARUNDEL. 53 more probably," remarked his companion. " It will be kill rather than cure with him before long," returned the former speaker with a half laugh; "he's getting lower in the water every minute." " He is caught by the string of the boat which is twisted round the buoy ! " exclaimed Lewis, who during the above conversation had seized the branch of a tree, and raising himself by his hands, had reached a position from which he was able to perceive the cause of his favourite's disaster ; " he'll be drowned if he is not unfastened. Wlio knows where the key of the boat-house is kept ? " "I'll run and fetch it," cried the good-natured man; "it's at the receiving-house, I believe." " Quick I or it will be of no use ! " said Lewis in the greatest excitement. The man hurried off, but the crowd round the spot had now become so dense — even carriages filled with fashionably-dressed ladies having stopped to learn the catastrophe — that it was no easy matter for him to make his way through it, and several minutes elapsed without witnessing his return. In the meantime the poor dog's struggles were becoming fainter and fainter ; his whining had changed to some- thing between a hoarse bark and a howl, a sound so clearly indicative of suffering as to be most distressing to the bystanders ; and it was evident that if some effort were not speedily made for his relief he must sink. "He shall not perish unassisted 1" exclaimed Lewis impetuously; " who will lend me a knife ?" Several were immediately offered him, from which he selected one with a broad blade. "May I inquire how you propose to prevent the impending catastrophe?" asked superciliously the moustached gentleman to whom we have before alluded. " You shall see directly," returned Lewis, divesting himself of his coat, waistcoat, and neckcloth. " I presume you are aware there is not one man in a hundred who could swim that distance in his clothes," resumed the speaker in the same sneering tone. " Do you actually — I merely ask as a matter of ' curiosity — do you really consider it worth while to peril your life for that of a dog?" " For such a noble dog as that, yes ! " replied Lewis sternly. " I might not take the trouble for a mere puppy j " and he pronounced the last two words with a marked emphasis, which rendered his meaning unmistakable. The person he addressed coloured with anger and slightly raised his cane, but he read that in Lewis's face which caused him to relinquish his intention, and smiling scornfully he folded his arms and remained to observe the event This was Lewis's introduction to Charles Leicester's elder brother, Lord Bellefield, the affianced of Annie Grant. Having completed his preparations, Lewis placed the knife between his teeth, and motioning to the crowd to stand on one side, gave a short run, dashed through the shallow water, and then, breasting the stream gallantly, swam with powerful strokes towards the still S4 LfiWIS ARUNDEL. struggling animal. As he perceived his mastef appfoachiiig, the poor dog ceased howling, and seemingly re-animated by the prospect of assistance, redoubled his efforts to keep himself afloat. In order to avoid the stroke of his paws, Lewis swam round him, and supporting himself by resting one hand upon the buoy, he grasped the knife with the other, and at one stroke severed the string. The effect was instantly perceptible: freed from the restraint which had till now paralysed his efforts, the dog at once rose higher in the water; and even in that extremity his affection for his master overpowering his instinct of self-preservation, he swam towards him with the child's boat (of which, throughout the whole scene, he had never loosened his hold) in his mouth. Merely waiting to assure himself that the animal had yet strength enough remaining to enable him to regain the shore, Levvis set him the example by quitting the buoy and striking out lustily for the bank; but now the weight of his clothes, thoroughly saturated as they had become, began to tell upon him, and his strokes grew perceptibly weaker, while his breath came short and thick. Faust, on the contrary, freed from the string which had entangled him, proceeded merrily, and reached the shore ere Lewis had performed half the distance. Depositing the boat in triumph at the feet of one of the bystanders, the generous animal only stopped to shake the wet from his ears, and then plunging in again swam to meet his master. It was perhaps fortunate that he did so, for Lewis's strength was rapidly deserting him, his clothes appearing to drag him down like leaden weights. Availing himself of the dog's assistance, he placed one arm across its back, and still paddling with the other, he was partly dragged and partly himself swam forward, till his feet touched ground, when, letting the animal go free, he waded through the shallow water and reached the bank, exhausted indeed, but in safety. Rejecting the many friendly offers of assistance with which he was instantly overwhelmed, he wrang the water from his dripping hair, stamped it out of his boots, and hastily resuming his coat and waist- coat, was about to quit a spot where he was the observed of all observers, when Lord Bellefield, after exchanging a few words with his companion, made a sign to attract Lewis's attention, and having succeeded in so doing, said, "That is a fine dog of yours, sir; will you take a twenty pound note for him?" Lewis's countenance, pale from exhaustion, flushed with anger at these words ; pausing a moment, however, ere he replied, he answered coldly, " Had he been for sale, sir, I should scarcely have risked drowning in order to save him; I value my life at more than twenty pounds." Then turning on his heel, he whistled Faust to follow him, and walked away at a rapid pace in the direction of Hyde Park Corner. Amongst the carriages that immediately drove off was one contain- ing two ladies who had witnessed the whole proceeding ; and as it dashed by him, Lewis, accidentally looking up, caught a glimpse of the bright eager face of Annie Grant I LEWIS ARUNDEL. SS CHAPTER LX. WHEREIN RICHARD FRERE AND LEWIS TURN MAHOMETANS. Lewis rather expected a lecture from Richard Frere on account of his aquatic exploit ; but he need not have made himself uneasy on the subject, for the only remai'k his friend volunteered was : " Well, you know, if the dog could not be saved without, of course you were obliged to go in and fetch him. I should have done the same myself, though I hate cold water as I hate the old gentleman, and never could swim in my life." When they had concluded dinner, Frere inquired suddenly : " By the way, do you mean to come with me to-night ? " " Before I can answer that question," returned Lewis, " you must condescend to inform me where you are going, and what you mean to do when you get there." " To be sure ; I thought I had told you ; but the fact is, I have been working rather hard lately (I read for three hours after you were gone to bed last night), and my head is not over clear to-day. The case is this, sir : Tom Bracy, who, as I before told you, is lament- ably addicted to practical jokes, happens to be acquainted with a certain elderly lady who devotes her life to lion-hunting." "To what?" inquired Lewis. "To catching celebrities, otherwise termed lions," replied Frere, "and parading them at her parties for the benefit of her friends and acquaintance. On the last occasion of this kind she confided to Bracy her longing desire to obtain an introduction to a certain Persian prince, or thereabouts, who has lately come over to this country to avoid the somewhat troublesome attentions of his family, his younger brother being most anxious to put out his eyes, and his grandfather only waiting a favourable opportunity for bow-stringing him." " 'A little more than kin, and less than kind,' " quoted Lewis. " I knew you would say that," returned Frere ; " in fact, I should have felt quite surprised if you had not But to proceed with my account. Bracy soon found out that his hostess had never seen the aforesaid Asiatic magnate, and knew next to nothing about him; whereupon he determined ' to get a little fun,' as he calls it, out of the affair, and accordingly informed her, very gravely, that from his acquaintance with the Persian language, he was in the habit of accompanying the prince to evening parties in the character of interpreter, and that if she would entrust him with an invitation, he should be happy to convey it to his Highness, and try to induce him to accept it She joyfully acceded to the proposal, and this very evening the party is to take place. And now can you guess the purport of Brac/s visit to me ? " " He wants you to act as interpreter in his stead, I suppose ; his knowledge of Persian being probably confined to the word 'bosh.' " "Wrong!" rejoined Frere, laughing. "A higher destiny awaits me. I am for the nonce to be elevated to the proud position of one S6 LEWIS ARUNDEL. of the Blood Royal of Persia. In plain English, Bracy knows as much of the Prince as I do of the Pope; the whole thing is a hoax from beginning to end, and he wants me to personate his Highness, which I have promised to do, while you are to represent an attendant satrap, a sort of Mussulman gold stick-in-waiting, always supposing you have no objection so to employ yourself." " To tell you the truth, I am scarcely in the vein for such fooling," returned Lewis moodily. " I hate practical jokes to begin with, nor can I see much fun in taking advantage of the absurdities of some weak-minded old lady. At the same time I am tolerably indifferent about the matter, and if you have pledged yourself to go, relying upon my accompanying you, I will put my own tastes out of the question, and do as you wish." " Equally sententious and amiable," returned Frere ; " but the truth is, I have promised Bracy (partly fancying you would like the fun), and go I must." " I'll accompany you then," rejoined Lewis. " I'd make a greater sacrifice than that for you any day, old fellow. And now may I ask who is the lady to be victimised ?" " An opulent widow, one Lady Lombard, ' the interesting relict of a be-knighted pawnbroker,' as Bracy calls her," replied Frere. " Who ?" inquired Lewis, becoming suddenly mterested. " Why, how now ?" returned Frere, astonished at his friend's impetuosity. Then repeating the name, he continued, " Do you know the lady?" " Yes, I do," rejoined Lewis ; " know her for a coarse-minded, purse- proud, wretched old woman 1" " Phew 1" whistled Frere. " May I ask how the good lady has been so fortunate as thus to have excited your bitter indignation against her?" "Never mind," returned Lewis, rising hastily and walking to the window ; " it is enough that I know her to be the character I have described." " That's odd now," muttered Frere, soliloquising. " If I had not been acquainted with his ' aniScedens,' as the French term it, nearly as well as I know my own, I should have fancied the late lamented Lombard had, in bygone hours, refused to negotiate some small loan for him, on the perishable security of personal clothing. He can't have popped the question to the widow at one of the German watering-places, and encountered a negative ?" " Frere, don't mention my dislike of Lady Lombard to your facetious acquaintance," observed Lewis, turning round. " I have no ambition to become a butt for his bad puns." " Never fear, man, I'll not betray your confidence," returned Frere; "more particularly when, as in the present instance, I don't happen to share it." ^ " Do you care to know ?" asked Lewis. " Not by no manner of means, as the young lady said, when the parson asked her whether she was prepared to give up all the pomps and vanities of this wicked world," returned Frere, " And now, as we LEWIS ARUNDEL. S» have to be converted into Pagans before ten o'clock, suppose we start." A quarter of an hour's brisk walking brought them to Bracy's lodgings, where they found that gentleman deeply immersed in study, with the fez which was to assist in changing Frere into a prince stuck rakishly on one side of his head. On perceiving his visitors he sprang from his seat, and making a low salaam, in the course of which performance the fez tumbled off and knocked down a candle, he exclaimed — " Most illustrious brothers of the Sun, and first-cousins once removed of the Moon and all the stars, may your shadows never be less 1 You do me proud by honouring my poor dwelling with your seraphic presences I" " I see you have got the wherewithal to make Heathens of us," returned Frere, pointing to the couple of Persian dresses which hung against the wall like a brace of Bluebeard's headless wives. " Bude Light of the Universe, yes 1" replied Bracy. "Your slave has procured the ' wear with all ' necessary to complete your trans- formation from infidel Feringhees to true sons of Islam. Would I have had my prince appear without a khelaut — a dress of honour? Be Cheshm 1 upon my eyes be it ; — by the way, it's a remarkable fact that the expression 'my eyes' should be Court lingo in Persia, and bordering upon Billingsgate in English." "You seem particularly well up in the pseudo- oriental metaphor to-night, Bracy," observed Frere; "has the fez inspired you?" " No, there's nothing miraculous in the affair," returned Bracy ; " it is very easily explained. I have been reading up for the occasion — cramming, sir; a process successfully practised upon heavy Johnians at Cambridge and corpulent turkey poults in Norfolk." " Indeed 1 I was not aware that you are a Persian scholar. May I inquire what line of study you have adopted ? " " One that I have myself struck out," responded Bracy, "and which has been attended, I flatter myself, with the most successful results. I first subjected myself to a strict course of Hajji Baba, after which I underwent a very searching self-examination in Morier's ' Zohrab, or the Hostage.' I next thoroughly confused my mind with ' Thalaba,' but brought myself round again upon ' Bayley Frazei-'s Travels ' ; after which I made myself master of ' Ayesha, or the Maid of Khars.' And by way of laying in a fitting stock of the sentimental, finished off with Byron's ' Giaour' ; — stop, let me g[ive you a specimen." And replacing the unruly fez, he sprang upon a chair, and throwing himself into a mock-tragedy attitude, began bombastically to recite — " ' 'Twas sweet, where cloudless stars were bright. To view the wave of watery light. And hear its melody by night j And oft had Hassan's childhood play'd Around the verge of that cascade : And oft upon his mother's breast That sound had harmonised his rest; S8 LEWIS ARUNDEL. And oft had Hassan's youth along Its banks been sooth'd by Beauty's song, And softer seem'd each melting tone Of music mingled with its own.' " There now, I call that pretty well for a young beginner ; a little of that will go a great way with my Lady Lombard j it is like a penny bun, cheap to begin with, and very filling at the price." "Turks and Persians are not exactly alike, though you seem to think they are," observed Frere dryly. " Have you laid down any plan of operations, may I ask ? You must give me very full and clear directions how to behave, for, to tell you the truth, my acquaintance with the manners and customs of the higher ranks of Persia is infinitesimally select." " Oh 1 it's all plain sailing enough," returned Bracy ; " you have only to look wise, roll your eyes about, and occasionally jabber a little Persian, or any other unknown tongue you may prefer, which I, not understanding, shall translate ad libitum as the occasion may require." " And sweetly you will do it too, or I am much mistaken," muttered Frere, divesting himself of his greatcoat. " Pray inform me, as I am unfortunately ignorant of all the oriental languages, how do you propose to supply my deficiencies ? " inquired Lewis. " Is my part, like Bottom the weaver's, to be nothing but roaring?" " Why, as you are about to enact a lion, it would appear not inappro- priate," returned Bracy. " Yes, it never struck me ; there seems a slight difficulty there — you never got up any Memoria Technica, did you?" Lewis shook his head. " That's unlucky," continued Bracy ; " a page or two of that would have served the purpose beautifully. I met a man the other night who had struck out a new system for himself, and was perfectly rabid about it. He had bottled, according to his own account, the whole history of England into an insinuating little word that sounded to me something like ' Humguffinhoggogrificicuana,' and bagged all Hansard's Reports, from Pitt to Peel, in half-a-dozen lines of impos- sible doggerel. Oh ! he was a wonderful fellow — clearly mad, but intensely funny. I kept him in tow two good hours, and made him explain his system twice over to everybody, till the people were ready to cry, he bored them so. I was nearly being punished for it though, as he was actually weak enough to believe in me, and called the next day to fraternise." "And how did you escape?" asked Lewis. "Why, I have a sort of tiger (the imp that let you in, in fact), who is a first-rate liar — most excellent, useful boy, I do assure you, sir ; I sent him down with a message that I had an attack of Asiatic cholera, but if he would take a glass of wine, and look at the paper till the crisis should be over, I would come to him if it terminated favourably. That settled the business ; he did not wait the event, but was off like a shot, thinking the infection might disagree with his 'system' perhaps." ' LEWIS ARUNDEL. 59 " Then lie lias not repeated his visit ? " inquired Frere. " No ; and I hope he will not," returned Bracy, " for there will be nothing left for me to have but Elephantiasis or the Plague, and he must be very far gone in innocence if he can swallow either of them." " Am I expected to put on these things ? " asked Frere, holding up a most voluminous pair of Persian trousers, made of a species of silk gauze enriched with glittering spangles. " Yea, verily, most emphatically and decidedly yes," replied Bracy. " Well, what must be must be, I suppose," rejoined Frere, with a sigh of resignation; "but I never thought to see myself in such a garment. ' Sure such a pair were never seen ! ' One thing is clear, I must stand all the evening, for there's no man living could sit down in them." " Never fear," returned Bracy encouragingly ; " only do you go into my bedroom and put on your robes, and I'll ensure your ' taking your seat on your return.' Never make mountains of molehills, man ; there are worse dresses than that in the world ; for instance, it might have been a kilt." " That's true," said Frere reflectively, and unhooking the richest Mrs. Bluebeard, he proceeded after sundry ejaculations of disgust to carry it into the other room, whither after a minute or two Bracy followed him, to perform, as he said, the part of lady's-maid. After a lapse of about a quarter of an hour the door was again unclosed, and Bracy, exclaiming, " Now, Mr. Arundel, allow me to have the honour of introducing you to his Sublime Highness Ree Chard el Freer," ushered in the person named. Never was so complete a transformation seen. The Persian dress, rounding off and concealing the angularities of his figure, gave a sort of dignity to Frere, quite in keeping with the character he was about to assume ; while moustaches and a flowing beard imparted a degree of picturesqueness to his countenance which accorded well with his irregular but expressive features and bright animated eyes. A shawl of rich pattern confined his waist, while a girdle, studded with (apparently) precious stones, sustained a sword and dagger, the jewelled hilts and brilliantly ornamented sheaths of which added not a little to the magnificence of his appearance. " Voild.!" exclaimed Bracy, patting him on the back. "What do you think of that by way of a get-up ? There's a ready-made prince for you. Asylum of the Universe, how do you find yourself? Do your new garments sit easily ? " " None of your nonsense, sir," replied Frere. " If I am a prince, behave to me as sich, if you please. I tell you what, I shall be tearing some of this drapery before the evening is over. Ah I well, it is not for life, that is one comfort; but I never was properly thankful before for not having been bom a woman. Think of sinking into the vale of years in a muslin skirt — what a prospect for an intellectual being 1 " "Now, Mr. Arundel, your dress awaits you," said Bracy, "and ' time is on" the wing.' We shall have her ladyship in hysterics if she fancies her prince means to disappoint her.'' 6o LEWIS ARUNDEL. Lewis's toilet was soon completed, and proved eminently successful, the flowing robe setting off his tall, graceful figure to the utmost advantage, and the scarlet fez, with its drooping tassel, contrasting well with his dark curls and enhancing the effect of his delicately cut and striking features. Bracy making his appearance at the same moment, most elaborately got up for the occasion, with a blue satin under- waistcoat and what he was pleased to denominate the Order of the Holy Poker suspended by a red ribbon from his button-hole, the tiger of lying celebrity was despatched for a vehicle, and the trio started. " To a reflective mind," began Bracy, when an interval of wood- pavement allowed conversation to become audible, — " to a reflective mind, there is no section of the zoology of the London streets more interesting than that which treats of the habits and general economy of the genus cabman." "As to their general economy," returned Frere, "as far as I am acquainted with it, it appears to consist in doing you out of more than their fare, and expending the capital thus acquired at a gin-palace." " Sir, you misapply terms, treat an important subject with unbe- coming levity, and libel an interesting race of men," returned Bracy, with a countenance of the most immovable gravity. " Interest^fl?, you mean," rejoined Frere. " One verjr striking peculiarity of the species," continued Bracy, not heeding the interruption, " is their talent for subtle analysis of char- acter, and power of discriminating it by the application of unusual tests." " What's coming now ? " inquired Frere. " Keep your ears open, Lewis, my son, and acquire wisdom from the lips of the descendant of many Bracys." " I am aware an assertion of this nature should not be lightly hazarded," resumed Bracy, " as it carries little conviction to the ill- regulated minds of the sceptical, unless it be verified by some illustrative example drawn from the actual." " You have not got such a thing as a Johnson's Dictionary about you, I suppose?" interrupted Frere. "I want to look out a few of those long words." " With this view," resumed Bracy, " I will relate a little anecdote, which will at the same time prove my position and display the capacity of the London cabman for terse and epigrammatic definition. I had been engaged on committee business at the House of Commons a short time since, and was returning to my lodgings when, as I emerged into Palace Yard, it began to rain. Seeing me without an umbrella, a cabman on the stand hailed me with a view of ascertaining whether I required his services. While I was debating with myself whether the rain was likely to increase or not, I was hailed by the cad of an omnibus just turning into Parliament Street." " I never do make puns," began Frere, "or else I should be inclined to ask whether being exposed to so much hail and rain at the same time did not give you cold?" " It happened that I had just betted a new hat with a man," con- tinued Bracy, still preserving the most perfect gravity, "as to how LEWIS ARUNDEL. 6i many times the chairman of the committee would take snuff, and had lost my wager ; this made me feel awfully stingy, and accordingly availing myself of the lowest of the two estimates, I fraternised with the 'bus fellow, and metaphorically threw over the cabman. As I was ascending the steps of the vehicle I had resolved to patronise, the following remark from the injured Jehu reached my ears; it was addressed to an amphibious individual, 'en sabots et bandeaux defoin' (as the Morning Post would have it), yclept the waterman j and if you don't think it fully bears out my previous assertions, I can only say that you are an incompetent judge of evidence. He first attracted his friend's attention by pointing to me over his shoulder with his thumb, and winking significantly; then added in a tone of intense disgust, ' See that cove ; I thort he worn't no good. 'Stead o' takin' a cab to his self, like a gent, he's a goin' to have threepenn'orth of all sorts' " _ As Bracy, amid the laughter of his companions, concluded his recital, the vehicle which conveyed them drew up at the door of Lady Lombard's mansion. CHAPTER X. CONTAINS A PRACTICAL COMMENTARY ON THE PROVERB, "ALL IS NOT GOLD WHICH GLITTERS." Lady Lombard, being in many senses of the word a great lady, lived in a great house, which looked out upon that gloomy sight, a London garden, and had its front door at the back for the sake of appearances. At this perverted entrance did Bracy's mendacious tiger, standing on tip-toe the better to reach the knocker, fulminate like a duodecimo edition of Olympian Jove, until two colossal footmen, in a great state of excitement and scarlet plush, opened the door so suddenly as nearly to cause the prostration of the booted boy, who only saved himself from falling by stumbling, boots and all, against the tall shin of the highest footman, thereby eliciting from that noble creature an ejacula- tion suggestive of his intense appreciation of the injury done him, and hinting, not obscurely, at his wishes in regard to the future destiny of his juvenile assailant. That youth, however, who, we are forced to confess, was not only as " impudent as he was high," but, reckoning by the peculiar standard which the expression aforesaid indicates, at the very least three feet more so, hastened thus to rebuke his adver- sary : " Hit's lucky for you. Maypole, as I hain't hon the bench of majorstraits yet, hor ther'd a been five bob hout o' your red plush pockets for swearin', as sure has heggs is heggs I Hif that's hall yer gratitude for me a-bringin' of ye my honourable master and two noble Purshun princes, hi'd better border the carridge to turn round and take 'em back agen." Having astonished the dis^sted giant by this speech, the imp 5 62 LEWIS ARUNDEL. bounded down the steps and held open the cab-door with an air of dignified condescension. "Is not that boy a treasure?" whispered Bracy to Frere as they alighted. " How neatly he took the shine out of that thick-witted pyramid of fool's flesh! I could not have done the thing better myself" " I don't pretend to any very unusual powers of foresight," muttered Frere under his beard, " but I think I could point out that brat's residuary legatee." "Ah, indeed 1" returned Bracy; "and who do you fix upon? the Archbishop of Canterbury ?" " No, the hangman," was the gruff" reply. " Well, I'd myself venture to insure him against drowning for a very moderate premium," rejoined his master, laughing; "but now I really must beg you to bear in mind that you are utterly ignorant of the English language." " Inshallah 1 I'd forgotten my illustrious descent most completely," answered Frere, "but I'll be careful; so, for the next three hours, ' my native ' tongue, ' good-night.' " While this conversation had been carried on in an undertone, the party had been ushered upstairs amidst the wondering gaze of servants innumerable, of all sorts and sizes, from the little foot-page staggering under a galaxy of buttons to the mighty butler barely able to walk beneath the weight of his own dignity. "What name shall I say, gentlemen?" asked the last-named official in his most insinuating tone; for a Persian prince was a rarity sufficient to impress even his imperturbable spirit with a sense of respect. "His Highness Prince Mustapha Ali Khan and suite," returned Bracy authoritatively. Immediately the door of a well-lighted saloon was flung back on its hinges, and in a stentorian voice the major domo announced, "His Highness Prince Mystify-all-I-can and see-it." " By Jove I he's hit it," whispered Bracy to Lewis, as, following Frere, they entered the room. " He won't beat that if he tries till he's black in the face." As he finished speaking, the guests, who had crowded as near the door as good breeding would allow to witness the Prince's enMe, drew back as a rustling of silks and satins announced the approach of their hostess. Lady Lombard, who, to judge by appearances, would never again celebrate her forty-fifth birthday, had been a handsome, and still was a fine-looking woman. She was tall and portly ; in fact portly is rather a mild term to use in speaking of her ladyship, but we don't like to stigmatise her as stout, and beyond that we could not go in speaking of a lady. She had a very bright colour and a very fair skin, in the display of which she was by no means niggardly, her gown having short sleeves (so short, indeed, as scarcely to be worth mentioning), and being well, we know a French word which would express our tpeanin|:, but we prefer our own language, apd must therefore say, LEWIS ARUNDEL. «3 being rather too much off where it would have been better a little more on. She wore a profusion of light ringlets, which we feel justified in stating, upon our personal responsibility, to have been her own, for Lady Lombard was an honourable woman, and paid her bills most punctually. These flaxen locks rejoiced in one peculiarity — they were not divided in the centre, after the usual method, but the in medio iuiissimus ibis principle had been abandoned in favour of a new and striking coiffure, which, until we were introduced to her ladyship, we had believed to be restricted to the blue-and-silver epicene pages who worship the prima donna and poke fun at the soubrettes on the opera stage. The page-like parting, then, was on one side of her head, and across her ample forehead lay a festoon of hair, arranged so as to suggest, to a speculative mind, a fanciful resemblance to the drapery at the top of a window curtain. Her features were by no means without expression ; on the contrary, meek pomposity and innocent self-satisfaction were written in legible char- acters on her good-natured countenance. The most carefully written descriptions usually prove inadequate to convey to the reader's mind a just idea of the object they would fain depict ; but as we are especially anxious that others should see Lady Lombard with our eyes, we must beg their attention to the following simple process, by which we trust to enable them to realise her. Let each reader, then, call to mind the last average specimen of fat and fair babyhood which may have come under his notice ; let him imagine it clothed in the richest sky-blue satin ; let him deprive it of its coral, and substitute in its place a gold watch and appendages ; round its fat little excuse for a neck let him clasp a diamond necklace ; let him dress its hair, or provide it a flaxen wig — if its hair should be as yet a pleasure to come — made after the fashion we have above described; and let him, lastly, by a powerful effort of imagination, inflate this baby until, still preserving its infantine proportions, it shall stand five feet nine in its satin shoes, — and he will then have arrived at a very correct idea of Lady Lombard as she appeared when, rustling forward in a tremor of delight, she advanced to perform the part of gracious hostess to the Prince of Persia. " Really, Mr. Bracy," she began, as that gentleman, with a countenance of solemn satisfaction, stepped forward to meet her, " really, this is too kind of you ; how do you do .'' So you have positively brought me the dear prince ? Will you introduce me to him, and explain to him how very much honoured I am by his con- descension in coming this evening ?" Be it observed, by the way, that her ladyship spoke with the greatest empressement, and had a habit of uttering many of her words in italics, not to say small capitals. " It will give me much satisfaction to do so," returned Bracy, with grave courtesy ; " but I can assure you the prince came quite of his own accord. The moment I had explained your invitation to him he caught the note out of my hand, pressed it three times to his forehead, and exclaimed in the court dialect of Iraun, ^Hahasurimeyurmanzur, he did, indeed." 64 LEWIS ARUNDEL. "No-o-o, really!^ ejaculated Lady Lombard, more emphatically than she had ever yet spoken in her life ; then, as a faint glimmering came across her that there was a slight anomaly in appearing so deeply interested in a remark which she could by no possibility under- stand, she added : " But you should recollect, Mr. Bracy, that every one does not possess your remarkable acquaintance with the Eastern languages." "Psha! how forgetful I ami" returned Bracy. "Your ladyship must excuse me ; the prince has been so short a time in this country that I am scarcely yet accustomed to my new duties. The few words I had the honour to repeat to you merely signify — you know the Eastern metaphors are very peculiar — ' I will kiss ' — it's the usual form of accepting any distinguished invitation — ' I will kiss her ladyship's door-mat !' Curious, is it not?" " Yes, indeed" was the sympathetic reply. At the same moment Bracy, turning to Frere, presented him to their hostess, saying " Prince, this is Lady Lombard — Tivygt-hur rhumauldgdlP' The first sound that escaped his Highness was a 'hysterical grunt which, in an Englishman, might have been deemed indicative of sup- pressed laughter, but proceeding from the bearded lips of a Persian potentate, assumed the character of an Eastern ejaculation. After muttering a few real Persian words with an appearance of deep respect, Frere took her ladyship's plump white hand between both his own and raised it to his lips ; then, relinquishing it, he spoke again, made a low salaam, and drawing himself up to his full height, crossed his arms on his breast and stood motionless before her. The appeal- ing looks which she cast upon Bracy when the prince spoke was a severe trial to his gravity ; but by long experience in practical joking he had acquired wonderful command of countenance, which stood him now in good stead, and he proceeded to translate Frere's sentences into certain flowery and unmeaning compliments, which were about as unlike their real signification as need be. After Lewis had gone through the same ceremony without the speeches, for which omission Bracy accounted by explaining that it was not etiquette for the Persian nobles to speak when in attendance on their princes, they were led to the upper end of the apartment, where Frere seated himself cross-legged on a sofa and made himself very much at home, keeping Bracy fully employed in inventing translations to speeches, not one word of which he, or any one else present, comprehended. Lewis, in the meantime, who was becoming dreadfully tired of the whole affair, stood near the end of the sofa, with his arms folded across his breast, looking especially scornful and very particularly bored. " Ah 1 " exclaimed Lady Lombard, as a pretty, graceful girl, very simply dressed, made her way up the room, " there's that dear Laura Peyton arrived. I must go and speak to her, and bring her to be mtroduced to the Prince." She then added, aside to Bracy, " She's immensely rich ; clear six thousand a year, and does not spend two." " A very charming trait in her character," returned Bracy. " I'll mention it to the Prince. I don't know that there ever -was an LEWIS ARUNDEL. 65 Englishwoman queen of Persia; but that's no reason there never should be one." Bracy was accordingly introduced to the young lady, and led her, smihng and blushing, up to Frere, by whom he seated her, and paved the way for conversation by the following remark : — " Thanny buoi aintsheas ttmnarf " which for the damsel's edification he translated — "Asylum of the Universe I the maiden, the daughter of roses, salutes thee 1 " After a short interval Lady Lombard again bore down upon them hi full sail, towing in her wake a small, hirsute, baboon-like individual, evidently one of her menagerie. " There's a chimpanzee 1 " whispered Bracy to Frere. " Now, if that picture of ugliness turns out an eastern traveller we're gone 'coons." " All right," returned Frere in the same tone, " he's only an exiled something. He came to our shop with a recommendation from some of the Parisian savans the other day." " I must trouble you 07ice again, Mr. Bracy," insinuated Lady Lombard. " Professor Malchapeau is dying to be introduced." " No trouble, but a pleasure," returned Bracy. " I shall have the greatest satisfaction in making two such illustrious individuals known to each other. Does the Professor speak English?" " Yas ; I vas spik Angleesh von prittd veil," replied the person alluded to, strutting forward on tiptoe. " I ave zie honaire to vish you how you did, my prince ? " Frere made some reply, which Bracy paraphrased into " The descendant of many Shahs kisses the hem of the mantle of the Father of science." The Professor's "Angleesh" not providing him with a suitable reply ready made, he was obliged to resort to that refuge for destitute foreigners — a shrug and a grimace. Lady Lombard came to his assistance. " Now, Professor, suppose you were to tell his Highness your affect- ing history;" adding in a whisper, " Mr. Bracy, the interpreter, is connected with government, and might be of the greatest use to you." " Ohf, miladi, if all zie bodies had your big heart in dem, zies vicked vorld should be von eaven," replied the Professor, gratefully, through his talented nose. " My littel storie I ohf, zie Prince should not vant to ear him?" His Highness, however, being graciously pleased to signify his anxiety so to do, the small man resumed — "Ah, ma Patrie! vhats I ave come thro' for him, ven I vill raconte nobody shall not belief." " To enable the Prince to understand your account more clearly," interrupted Bracy, " may I ask to what country it relates ? " " Vidout von doubt, saire I you shall tell zie Prince dat my littel tale is Swish. My fadaire vas vot you call von mayor of zie canton of Zurich. My brodaire and myselfs vas his only schild ; since a long time ve vas live very appy, 7nais enfin — but on his end — zie sacrS Autriche — von bad Oystrish government, did vot you call oppress ma pauvre patrie, and my fadaire, ioujours brave, got himself into 66 LEWIS ARUNDEL. von littel conspiration, vaire he did commit vat you call zie offence politique ; vas trown to prison, and in his confinement he did die. Ah ! ' mourir pour la patrie, (fest doux,' to die for zie country is zie — vat you call doux in Angleesh ? " " You will find the same word in both languages. Professor, only we pronounce it deuce," replied Bracy politely. / " Ah ! if est ton, to die for zie country is zie deuce ! [Eh bien, after my poor fadaire was entombed, my brodaire did run himselfs avay, and vas converted to un berger, a little shepherd of cowa and I, hdlas! pour mot, fitais disoU — for myself, I was dissolute, left\alone in zie vide vorld, visout von friend to turn against. Mais le del'~embrace les orphelins — eaven embarrasses zie orphans; I marched on my Tootrto Paris ; I found an unexpected uncle, who had supposed himself dead for some years ; I undervent all zie sciences, and enfin me void — on my end here I am." "A most affecting history indeed," returned Bracy, covering his mouth with his hand to conceal a smile. As for Frere, he had for some time past been nearly suffocated by suppressed laughter, which at length made itself so apparent that nothing but his beard and an assumed fit of coughing could have saved him from discovery. While this conversation had been going on. Miss 'Peyton called Lady Lombard's attention to Lewis by observing : " The interpreter, in entertaining the Prince, seems entirely to have forgotten that very handsome young attendant who stands there, looking so haughty and disconsolate." "Dear me/ so he does," exclaimed Lady Lombard anxiously. " How- very handsome he is ! such a thoroughly Eastern countenance I H^s a man of very high rank, too, over there. What could we do to amuse him ? " " Perhaps we might show him some prints," suggested Laura ; " at all events the attention might please him." " Ola, yes/ how dever of you! I should never have thought of that now. I've a table covered with them in the boudoir," exclaimed Lady Lombard delightedly ; " but do you think you could turn them over for him ? I'm so foolish, I should be quite nervous; you see it's so awkward his not understanding English, poor fellow 1 I know I'm very foolish." " I shall be most happy to do anything I can to lessen your diffi- culties," replied the young lady good-naturedly. " Shall I look out a book of prints ? " " If you would be so kind, my dear, you'll find plenty in the boudoir ; and I'll go to Mr. Bracy and get him to speak to him for me." The result of this application was the capture of Lewis, who, inwardly raging, was carried off to the boudoir and seated at a table, while Miss Peyton, half frightened, half amused, turned over a volume of prints for his edification. Lady Lombard and sundry of the guests stood round for some minutes watching the smiles and pantomimic gestures with which Lewis, or rather Hassan Bey, as Bracy had named him, felt bound to acknowledge the young lady's attentions. Amongst the guests who were thus amusing themselves lounged a LEWIS ARUNDEL. 67 young dandy, who, on the strength of a Mediterranean yacht voyage, set up for a distinguished traveller. To Lady Lombard's inquiry whether he spoke Persian he simpered, " Re'ely — no, not exactly so as to talk to him ; but he'll do vastly well. They prefer silence, re'ely, those fellows do. You know I've seen so much of 'em." " You were in Persia, were you not ? " asked one of the company. " Re'ely — not exactly in his part of Persia. Stamboul, the city of palaces, was my headquarters: but it's much the same; indolence, beards, and tobacco are the characteristics of both races." " Don't you think he is charmingly handsome ? " asked an old young lady, shaking her ringlets after a fashion which five years before had been a very " telling" manoeuvre. " Re'ely, I should scarcdy have said so," was the reply ; " the boy is well enough for an Asiatic. / like a more — ahem 1 — manly style of thing." And as he spoke he passed his hand caressingly over a violent pair of red whiskers which garnished his own hard-featured physiognomy. \ The cool impudence of this remark inspired Lewis with so intense a sentiment of disgust that his lip curled involuntarily, and he turned over the print before him with a gesture of impatience. On looking up he was rather disconcerted to find Laura Peyton's piercing black eyes watching him curiously. " You've given us nothing new in the musical way lately, Lady Lombard," observed the " sere and yellow leaf" damsel before alluded to. " I expect a lady to stay with me soon,'' was the reply, " whom I think you'll be pleased with; she sings and plays in very y&-j/-rate style." " Indeed 1 Is she an amateur or professional, may I inquire ? " "Why, really, my dear Miss Sparkless, you've asked a difficult question. The fact is," continued Lady Lombard, sinking her voice, " it's one of those very sad cases, reduced fortune — you understand. I mean to have her here merely out of charity." Sinking her voice still lower, the following words only became audible : " Wife of a Captain Arundel — foreign extraction originally — quite a misalliance, I believe." As she spoke some new arrival attracted her attention, and she and her confidante left the boudoir together. It may easily be conceived with what feelings of burning indigna- tion Lewis had listened to the foregoing: remarks ; but Frere's lecture of the morning had not been without its fruits. With his anger the necessity for self-control presented itself, and he was congratulating himself at having checked all outward signs of annoyance when he was startled by a silvery voice whispering in his ear : " Persian or no Persian, sir, you understand English as well as I do ; " and slightly turning, his eyes encountered those of Laura Peyton fixed on him with a roguish glance. His resolution was instantly taken, and he replied in the same tone : " Having discovered my secret, you must promise to keep it." " Agreed, on one condition," was the rejoinder. " And that is ? " asked Lewis. 6§ LEWIS ARUNDEL. "That you immediately make a full confession and tell me all about it." " It is a compact," was the reply. " That is good," rejoined the young lady. " Now move the port- folio, so that your back will be towards those people. That will do. Hold down your head as if you were examining the prints, and then answer my questions truly and concisely. First, you are an English gentleman ?" "Yes, I hope so." " Who is the prince?" " My friend, Richard Frere.'' " And why have you both come here dressed like Persians ?" " To mystify our foolish hostess." " For shame, sir 1 I'm very fond of Lady Lombard." " But you know she is a silly woman." " Well, never mind. Who planned this hoax?" " Bracy, the so-called interpreter." " Does Prince Frere talk real Persian ?" " Yes." " And does the other man understand him ?" " Not a bit." . " Then he invents all the answers? That's rather clever of him. I shall go and listen presently. And you can't talk either Persian or gibberish, so you held your tongue and looked sulky. Well, I think it's all very wrong; but it's rather droll. Poor, dear Lady Lombard ! she'd never survive it if she did but know ! And now, tell me, lastly, what put you in a rage just this minute and enabled me to find you out?" " You would not care to know." " But I do care to know, sir, and you have promised to answer all my questions." " You heard the speech that woman made about a Mrs. Arundel?" " Yes, surely." " Learn, then, that my name is Lewis Arundel, and the lady referred to was my mother. Now do you understand ? " As Lewis uttered these words, in a tone of suppressed bitterness, his companion hastily turned her head and said, in a low, hurried voice — " I beg your pardon I I fear I have pained you ; but I did not know — I could not guess " " Pray do not distress yourself," returned Lewis kindly, Rose's smile for a moment smoothing his haughty brow and playing round his proud mouth. " I am sure you would not hurt any one's feelings knowingly ; and since you observed my annoyance, I am glad to have been able to explain its cause." So engrossed had they been by this conversation that they had not observed Miss^Sparkless enter the boudoir by another door; and they were first made aware of her presence by seeing her standing, breathless with astonishment, at discovering Miss Peyton in familiar colloquy with a Persian nobleman utterly ignorant of the English language. LEWIS ARUNDEL. 69 "Do you speak German?" asked Lewis quickly. " Yes, a little," returned Miss Peyton. " She has not caught a word yet," continued Lewis. " Tell her you found out by accident that I had picked up a few German sentences when the Prince was at the court of Prussia. White lies, unhappily, are inevitable on these occasions," he continued, seeing his companion hesitate. " It's the only way to prevent an ddaircissement j and then, think of poor Lady Lombard's feelings 1 " " As I seem fairly embarked in the conspiracy, I suppose I must do your bidding," was the reply, and Miss Sparkless, the middle-aged young lady, was accordingly informed of Lewis's German proficiency, whereat, falling into an ecstasy, she replied — " How charming ! What a dear creature he is 1 " On which the dear creature himself, catching Miss Peyton's eye, was very near laughing outright. " Laura, my love^^ exclaimed Lady Lombard, entering hastily, " the Prince is going down to supper ; will you come ? " Then taking her hand caressingly, she added, " Have you been very much bored by him, poor fellow ? " " I found he could speak a few words of German, and that helped us on," was the reply. " Yes, really — ah ; we might have thought of that before," returned Lady Lombard, by no means certain the German language might not form an important and customary branch of Persian education. During supper L^ura Peyton contrived to be seated between Frere and Bracy, the latter of whom she kept so constantly engaged in interpreting for her that he scarcely got anything to eat, and came to the conclusion that in the whole course of his experience he had never before encountered such a talking woman. Nor was his annoyance diminished by observing that Lewis, who was seated opposite, appeared to be deriving the utmost amusement from his discomfiture. Having exhausted every possible pretext for breaking off the conversation, and being each time foiled by the young lady's quiet tact, he waS about to resign himself to his fate and relinquish all idea of supper, when a project occurred to him which he immediately hastened to put into execution. Waiting till Frere had spoken a Persian sentence, he suddenly drew himself up, looking deeply scandalised, frowned at the speaker, shook his head and muttered something unintelligible in a tone of grave remonstrance, then paused for a reply, which Frere, intensely perplexed, and by no means clear that he had not done something un-Persian and wrong, was forced to utter. This only seemed to make matters worse: Bracy again remonstrated in gibberish, then appeared to have determined on his course, and muttering, " Well, there's no help for it, I suppose," he turned to Lady Lombard, and began in a tone of deep concern — " I have a most disagreeable duty to perform, and must beg you to believe that nothing but absolute necessity could have induced me to mention the matter ; but I have remonstrated with his Highness without effect, and I dare go no further — he is subject to most violent bursts of passion, and becomes dangerous when opposed. He drew ?o LEWIS ARUNDEL. his dagger and attempted to stab me only yesterday, because I inter- fered to prevent his having one of the waiters of the hotel strangled with a bow-string." Lady Lombard turned pale on receiving this information, while Bracy continued — " It is most unfortunate, but the Prince has been so much delighted with this young lady's charming flow of conversation that, in his ignorance of the customs of this country, he has actually commissioned me to offer you ;£soo for her, and declared his determination of taking her home with him." The effect of this communication may be "better imagined than described." Miss Peyton, aware of the true state of affairs, hid her face in her handkerchief in an uncontrollable fit of laughter ; Lewis, sorely tempted to follow her example, bent over his plate till the flow- ing tassel of the fez concealed his features j Frere, excessively annoyed at the false imputation, all but began a flat denial of the charge in somewhat forcible English, but remembering his assumed character just in time, clenched his fist and ground his teeth with impatience, while Lady Lombard, observing these gestures, and construing them into indications of an approaching burst of fury, was nearly swooning with terror, when a note was put into her hands by a servant j hastily casting her eyes over it, she handed it to Bracy, saying — " This is most fortunate ; it may serve to divert his attention." As he became aware of its contents his countenance fell, and hold- ing it so that Frere might read it, he whispered — N " Here's a treat I We are in for it now, and no mistake 1 " The note ran as follows : — " Dr. , Persian Professor at Addiscombe, presents his compli- ments to Lady Lombard, and begs to inform her that being only in town for a few hours, and learning accidentally that his Highness Prince Mustapha Ali was spending the evening at her house, he has ventured to request her permission to intrude upon her uninvited, as he is most anxious to renew his acquaintance with his Highness, whom he had the honour to know in Persia." CHAPTER XL TOM BRACY MEETS HIS MATCH. The position in which we left Lewis and his friends at the conclusion of the preceding chapter was decidedly more peculiar than agreeable, and afforded no bad illustration of the American expression, " a pretty tall fix." Bracy, the fertile in expedients, was the first to hazard a suggestion, which he did by whispering to Frere, " You had better be taken suddenly ill ; I shall say you have had too much tongue (if you have not, I have), and that it has disagreed with you." LEWIS ARUNDEL. 7t " Wait a bit," returned Frere ; " you have seen the real Prince, haven't you ? " Bracy nodded in assent, and Frere continued, " He's something like me, is he not?" " Better looking," was the uncomplimentary rejoinder. " Well, never mind that," resumed Frere. " I don't set up for a beauty, but if I am sufficiently like to pass for him I might contrive to humbug the fellow for a few minutes, and then we could manage to slip away quietly without any shindy at all." " You can try it on if you choose, but he is safe to find you out, unless he is a perfect fool, and that is too great a mercy to hope for," returned Bracy dejectedly. "If the worst comes to the worst, pretend to pick a quarrel with him, draw your carving-knife and make a poke at him ; then Arundel and I will bundle him out of the room bodily, and swear we are doing it to save his life. I can see nothing else for it, for there go the women, and, by Jove, here's the learned Pundit himself 1 Oh 1 isn't he pretty to look at ? Why, he is a fac-simile of the picture in the old editions of Gay's Fables, of ' the Monkey who had seen the World.' " While this dialogue was proceeding. Lady Lombard, having gathered the ladies under her wing, had marched them off to the drawing-room. Miss Peyton finding an opportunity as she passed Lewis to say, in German, " Tell your Prince that when I sell myself I shall want a great deal more than ;£soo." " In fact, that your value is quite inestimable," returned Lewis. " Exactly so," was the reply. " I am glad you have sufficient pene- tration to have found it out already." The description given by Bracy of the Doctor's outward man was by no means inapt. His hair and whiskers were grey, and, still adhering to the fashions of his younger days, he wore powder and a pig-tail. His dress consisted of a black single-breasted coat with a stand-up collar, knee breeches, and silk stockings ; a profusion of shirt frill rushed impetuously out of the front of his waistcoat, a stiff white neckcloth appeared thoroughly to deserve the appellation of " choker " which Bracy applied to it, while a shirt-collar starched to a pitch of savage harshness invaded the region of his cheeks to an extent which rendered the tract of country lying between the ears and the comers of the mouth a complete terra incognita. Constant study ofthe Eastern hieroglyphics had probably rendered his wearing spectacles a matter of necessity ; at all events a huge pair in a broad tortoiseshell setting garnished his nose, which, truth compels us to confess, was more than slightly red, in which particular it afforded a decided con- trast to his general complexion, which was, we say it distinctly and without compromise, yellow. To this gentleman, who entered with a hasty step and glanced round him with a quick, abrupt, and rather startling manner, did Bracy address himself with much empressement. " My dear sir, this is most fortunate ; the Prince is quite delighted at the rencontre, but you must expect to find his Highness greatly altered. The cares of life, my dear sir, the anxieties attending — ah 1 ?4 LEWIS ARUNDEL. I see you are impatient ; I won't detain you, but I wished to warh yotl that if you should perceive any great change in his appearance, you must not be surprised, and above all be careful not to show it by your manner. You have no idea how sensitive he is on the point; quite morbidly so, really. Don't let me detain you— how well you are looking ! " A good deal of pantomimic action had accompanied the delivery of this speech, the Doctor being engaged in making vain and futile attempts to get past his persecutor, who on his part continued, with an affectation of the deepest respect, constantly, and with the utmost perseverance, to frustrate them. The concluding words of his address, however, elicited the following rejoinder, spoken in a quick, cross manner : — • " You have the advantage of me, sir, for I do not remember ever setting eyes on you before in my life. I never forget a face I have once seen." " Confound his memory 1 " thought Bracy, " Frere won't have a ■chance with him;" he only said, however, "You are right. Doctor; the fact of your looking well is so self-evident that I ventured to remark it, without having any previous data to go upon — but here is his Highness," and as he spoke, he at length moved on one side and allowed the man of learning to pass. Frere coming forward at the same minute, Bracy whispered, while the Doctor bent in a low salaam : " I have bothered his br.iins sweetly for him, he hardly knows whether he's standing on his head or his heels ; so now you must take care of yourself, and joy go with you." Frere, thus apostrophised, returned the Doctor's salute with much cordiality, and Bracy, feigning some excuse, left them to entertain each other, having before his eyes a wholesome dread of the new- comei-'s addressing him in Persian, and thereby discovering his de- plorable ignorance of that interesting language. Time, which does not stand still for princes any more than for private individuals, passed on with its usual rapidity. Most of the gentlemen having eaten as much, and drunk probably more (looking at it in a medical point of view) than was good for them, had rejoined the ladies, and it became evident to Bracy that a crisis in his evening's amusement was approaching. On his return to the drawing-room he must of course resume his duties as interpreter, and this incon- venient Persian professor would inevitably discover the imposture. This was the more provoking, as Frere's likeness to the Prince must evidently have been much stronger than he had imagined, and his acquaintance with the rules of Persian etiquette more extensive than he had believed possible, for the Doctor continued to converse with the utmost gravity, and appeared to believe in him implicitly. While he was still pondering the matter in his anxious mind, the few last remaining guests conveyed themselves away, and the Prince and his party were left to dispute possession of the supper-room with empty champagne bottles and half-tipsy waiters. Frere, when he perceived this to be the case, beckoned Bracy to approach, and as soon as he was within earshot, whispered— LEWIS ARUNDEL. 73 " I have humbugged the old fellow beautifully on the score of our Persian recollections, but he has just been questioning me about you, — where you acquired your knowledge of the language, whether you have been much m the East, how I became acquainted with you, and all the rest of it. I put him off with lies as long as I could, but it would not do, and as a last resource, I have been obliged to refer him to you." " The deuce you have 1 " was the reply ; " that is pleasant. He'll be jabbering his confounded lingo, and I shall not understand a word he says to mej besides, my jargon won't go down with him, you know. I tell you what, I shall be off, and you must say upstairs (he can interpret for you) that I have been sent for by the prime minister at a mmute's notice, d la De Grandeville." '"Tis too late," replied Frere; and at the same instant the Doctor seized Bracy by the button, and in a stern and impressive manner asked some apparently searching question in Persian. Few men had enjoyed the delight of seeing Tom Bracy in the unenviable frame of mind expressed by the nautical term "taken aback," but of that favoured few were the bystanders on the present occasion. Never was an unhappy individual more thoroughly and completely at a loss j and it must be confessed the situation was an embarrassing one. To be addressed by an elderly stranger in an unintelligible language, in which you are expected to reply, while at the same time you are painfully conscious that your incapacity to do so, or even (not under- standing the question) to give an appropriate answer in your native tongue, will lead to a discovery you are most anxious to avert, is an undeniably awkward position in which to be placed. That Bracy found it so was most evident, for he fidgeted, stammered, glanced appealingly towards Frere for aid, and at last was obliged, between annoyance and an intense appreciation of the absurdity of his situation, to get up a fictitious cough, which, irritating the mem- brane of the nose, produced a most violent genuine sneeze. From the effects of this convulsion of nature he was relieved by a hearty slap on the back, while at the same moment the tones of a familiar voice exclaimed in his ear — " Sold, by all that's glorious I Bracy, my boy, how do you find yourself?" and on looking up he recognised in the laughing face of the Addiscombe doctor, now divested of its spectacles, the well-known features of Charley Leicester. CHAPTER XII. LEWIS FORFEITS THE RESPECT OF ALL POOR-LAW GUARDIANS. Equally surprised and mystified at the complete manner in which the tables had been turned upon him, Bracy stood listening with a disgusted expression of countenance to the peals of laughter which his discomfiture elicited from his companions. 1A LEWIS ARUNDEL. "Yes, laugh away," growled the victimised practical joker; "it's all very funny, I dare say, but one thing I'll swear in any court of justice, which is, that you have been talking real Persian, at least if what Frere jabbers is real Persian." " Of course I have," returned Leicester, still in convulsions. " When Frere and I planned this dodge we knew what a wide-awake gentleman we had to deal with, and took our measures accordingly. I learned four Persian sentences by heart from his dictation, and pretty good use I have made of them too, I think." " It was not a bad idea, really," observed Bracy, who, having got over his annoyance at the first sense of defeat, instantly recovered his good-humour. " How well you are got up I I did not recognise you one bit till you pulled off the barnacles." " Yes, I got little Stevens, who does the light comic business at one of the minors, to provide the apparel and come and dress me. I hope you admire my complexion ; he laid on the red and yellow most unsparingly." " He has done it vastly well," returned Bracy. " I shall cultivate that small man ; he may be extremely useful to me on an occasion." " Now we ought to be going upstairs," interrupted Frere ; " these waiter fellows are beginning to stare at us suspiciously too. I say, Bracy, cut it short, man ; we have had all the fun now, and I'm getting tired of the thing." " Ya, Meinheer,"- rejoined Bracy aloud, adding in a lower tone, " The slaveys will swallow that or anything else for Persian. They are all more or less drunk, by the fishy expression of their optics." Laura Peyton was astonished somewhat later in the evening by the Addiscombe professor leaning over the back of the sofa on which she was seated and asking whether she had enjoyed her last valse at Almack's the evening before last. " Surely you can feel no particular interest about such a frivolous and unintellectual matter, sir," was the reply. " I was about to follow up the inquiry by asking whether your partner made himself agreeable." " To which I shall reply, after the Irish fashion, by asking how it can possibly concern you to know, sir?'.' " Merely because I have the honour of the gentleman's acquaint- ance." " That, in fact, you are one of those uncommon characters who know themselves,'' returned Laura with an arch smile. " Is not that what you wish to impress upon me, Mr. Leicester?" Charley laughed, then continued in a lower tone, " I saw you knew me. Did your own acuteness lead to the discovery, or are there traitors among us?" "Your friend Mr. Arundel's expressive features let me into the secret of his acquaintance with the English language before we went down to supper; but I entered into a contract not to betray the plot if he would tell me all I might wish to know about it, so the moment he came up I made him inform me who you were. What a gentle- manly, agreeable person be is I " LEWIS ARUNDEL. 75 As she said this a slight shade passed across Leicester's good- natured countenance, and he repHed, more quickly than was his wont — " I had fancied Miss Peyton superior to the common feminine weakness of being caught by the last handsome face." "What a thoroughly »za«-like speech!" returned the young lady. " Did I say anything about his appearance, sir ? Do you suppose we poor women are so utterly silly that we can appreciate nothing but a handsome face ? Your professor's disguise has imbued you with the Turkish belief that women have no souls." " No one fortunate enough to be acquainted with Miss Peyton would continue long in such a heresy," replied Leicester, with the air of a man who thinks he is saying a good thing. " Yes, I knew you would make some such reply," returned Laura. " You first show your real opinion of women by libelling the whole sex, and then try to get out of the scrape by insulting my under- standing with a personal compliment. Wait," she continued, seeing he was about to defend himself, " you must not talk to me any more now, or you will excite Lady Lombard's suspicions and betray the whole conspiracy. Go away, and send my new friend Mr. Arundel Hassan Bey here ; Lady Lombard committed him to my charge, and I want to cultivate him." Leicester tried to assume a languishing look, which he was in the habit of practising upon young ladies with great success, but becoming suddenly conscious of the wig and spectacles, and gathering from Laura's silvery laugh that such adjuncts to an interesting expression of countenance were incongruous, not to say absurd, he joined in her merriment, then added, "You are in a very wicked mood to-night, Miss Peyton; but I suppose I must e'en do as you bid me, and reserve my revenge till some more fitting opportunity;" then, mixing with the crowd, he sought out Lewis and delivered the young lady's message to him, adding in his usual drawling tone, " You have made a what-do-ye-call-it — an impression in that quarter. Women always run after the last new face." " You are right," returned Lewis, with a degree of energy which startled his listless companion ; " and those men are wisest who know them for the toys they are, and avoid them." Leicester gazed after his retreating figure in astonishment, then murmured to himself, " What's in the wind now, I wonder ; is the good youth trying to keep up the Asiatic character, or suddenly turned woman-hater? Confound that little Peyton girl, how sharp she was to-night I " " How very well Mr. Leicester is disguised I " observed Laura Peyton to Lewis, after they had conversed in German for some minutes on general topics. "Yes," replied Lewis; "though I can't say his appearance is improved by the alteration." "A fact of which he is fully aware,'' returned Laura, smiling. A pause ensued, which was terminated by Laura's asking abruptly, "Do gentlemen like Mr. Leicester?" 76 LEWIS ARUNDEL. " Really I have not sufficient knowledge of facts to inform you, but I should say he is a very popular man." "Popular man! I hate that phrase," returned his companion pettishly. " It is almost as bad as describing any one as a man about town, which always gives me the idea of a creature that wears a pea- jacket, lives at a club, boards on cigars, talks slang, carries a betting- book, and never has its hair cut. Can't you tell me what you think of Mr. Leicester yourself? " "Well, I think him gentlemanly, good-natured, agreeable up to a certain point, cleverish " "Yes, that will do; I quite understand. I don't think you do him justice — he has a kind heart, and more good sense than you are disposed to give him credit for. You should not form such hasty judgments of people; a want of charity I perceive is one of your faults. And now I must wish you good-night ; I hear my kind old chaperone anxiously bleating after me in the distance." So saying she- arose and hastened to put herself under the pro- tection of " a fine old English gentlewoman," who, with a hooked nose, red gown, and green scarf, looked like some new and fearful variety of the genus Parroquet. At the same time, Bracy summoned Lewis to join the Prince, who was about to depart, which, after Lady Lombard had in an enthusiasm of gratitude uttered a whole sentence in the largest capitals, he was allowed to do. Leicester accompanied them, tearing himself away from Professor Malchapeau, who had singled him out as a brother savan, and commenced raconie-'mg to him his affecting history, thereby leaving that shaggy little child of misfortune to lament to his sympathising hostess the melancholy fact that "Zie Professor Addiscombe had cut his little tale off short, and transported himselfs avay in von great despatch." 'Twere long to tell the jokes that were made, the new and additional matter brought to light, as each of the quartette, assembled round a second edition of supper in Bracy's rooms, detailed in turn his own personal experiences of the evening's comicalities — the cigars that were smoked, or the amount of sherry cobbler that was imbibed: suffice it to say, that a certain lyrical declaration that they would not " go home till morning," to which, during their symposium, they had committed themselves, was verified when, on issuing out into the street, the cold grey light of early dawn threw its pale hue over their tired faces and struggled with sickly-looking gas lamps for the honour of illuminating the thoroughfares of the sleeping city. Leicester's cab, with his night-horse — a useful animal, which, with- out a leg to stand upon, possessed the speed of the wind, and having every defect horseflesh is heir to, enjoyed a constitution which throve on exposure and want of sleep, as other organisations usually do on the exact opposites — was in waiting. Into this vehicle Charley (who bore some token of sherry cobbler in the unsteadiness of his gait), having made two bad shots at the step, rushed headlong and drove off at an insane pace, and in a succession of zigzags. Frere and Lewis watched the cab till, having slightly assaulted an 1/ ^> ~t THREE STEPS IN LIFE— BEGGARY, POVERTY, AND COMPETENCE. LEWIS ARUNDEL. 77 unoffending lamppost, it flew round a corner and disappeared; then, having exchanged a significant glance suggestive of sympathetic anticipations of a sombre character in regard to the safety of their friend, they started at a brisk pace, vvhich soon brought them to Frere's respectable dwelling. While the proprietor was searching in every pocket but the right one for that terror of all feeble-minded elders, that pet abomination of all fathers of families, that latest invention of the enemy of mankind — a latch-key — they were accosted by a lad of about fifteen, whose ragged clothes, bronzed features, and Murillo-like appearance accorded well with his supplication, '■^Per pietd, Signer, denaro per un f over' I/aliano." Frere looked at him attentively, then exclaimed, " I tell you what, boy, it won't do ; you're no more an Italian than I am. You should not try to impose upon people." The boy hung down his head, and then replied doggedly, " It's your own fault ; you'll let an English boy starve in the streets before you'll give him a bit of bread, but you are charitable enough to them foreign blackguards." " That" s not true," replied Frere. " However, liar or not, you must be fed, I suppose; so if you choose to take a soup-ticket, here's one for you." "No," returned the boy proudly, "you have called me liar, and I won't accept your miserable bounty. I'd sooner starve first." "As you please," returned Frere, coolly pocketing the rejected ticket. " Now have the goodness to take yourself off. Come, Lewis." " I'll join you immediately," replied Lewis. " Mind you shut the door after you, then," continued Frere, " or we shall have that nice lad walking off with the silver spoons." So saying, he entered the house. Lewis waited till his retreating footsteps were no longer audible, then fixing his piercing glance upon the boy, he said in an im- pressive voice, "Answer me truly, and I will give you assistance. Where did you learn to speak Italian with so good an accent ? " " In Naples, sir ! " " How did you get there ? " " I served on board a man-of-war." "And how have you fallen into this state of beggary?" The boy hesitated for a moment, but something led him instinctively to feel that his confidence would not be abused, and he answered : " When we got back to England and the crew were paid off I received £11. I got into bad company; they tempted me to everything that was wrong. My money was soon gone ; I had no friends in London, and I wouldn't have applied to them after going on so bad if I'd had any. I sold my clothes to buy bread ; and when I had nothing left I begged, and lately I've passed myself off as an Italian boy, because I found people more willing to give to me." " And do you like your present life ? " "No, I have to bear cold and hunger; and when people speak to me as he did just now it makes me feel wicked. Some day it will drive me mad, and I shall go and murder somebody." 78 LEWIS ARUNDEL. " What do you wish to do, then ? " " If I could buy some decent clothes, I'd walk down to Portsmouth and try and get afloat again." "And what would it cost to provide them?" " I could rig myself out for a pound." Lewis paused for a moment, then added quickly : " Boy, I am poor and proud, as you are, therefore I can feel for you. Had I been exposed to temptation, friendless and untaught, I might have fallen as you have done. You have learnt a bitter lesson and may profit by it ; it is in my power to afford you a chance of doing so." He drew a card from his pocket and wrote upon it a few words in pencil, then handing it to the boy, continued : " There is the direction to a friend of mine, the captain of a ship about to sail in a few days ; show him my card, and tell him what you have told me. There is a sovereign to provide your dress, and five shillings to save you from begging or stealing till you get to Portsmouth ; and when next you are tempted to sin remember its bitter fruits." As he spoke he gave him the money. The boy received it mechanically, fixed his bright eyes for a moment on the face of his benefactor, and then, utterly overcome by such unexpected kindness, burst into a flood of tears. As Lewis turned to depart the first rays of the rising sun fell upon the tall, graceful figure of the young man and the tattered garments and emaciated form of the boy. Far different was the scene when Lewis Arundel and the creature he was thus rescuing from infamy met again upon the Railroad of LlFEl CHAPTER XIII. IS CHIEFLY HORTICULTURAL, SHOWING THE EFFECTS PRODUCED BY TRAINING UPON A SWEET AND DELICATE ROSE. Rose Arundel sat at the open window of her little bedroom and gazed out into the night. The scent of many flowers hung upon the loaded air, and the calm stars looked down from Heaven, contrasting their impassive grandeur with the unrest of this weary world. The evening had been lovely; not a breath of wind was stirring; the long shadows that slept upon the green sward, and afforded a dark back- ground on which the brilliant glow-worms shone like diamonds on a funeral pall, were motionless; the silence, unbroken save when some heavy beetle or other strange insect of the night winged its drowsy way across the casement, was almost oppressive in its depth of still- ness ; it was a time and place for grave and earnest thought, a scene in which the full heart is conscious of its own sorrow. And Rose, although she had too much good sense and right principle to allow herself to feel miserable, was far from happy. The key to the inner LEWIS ARUNDEL. 79 life of every true-hearted woman must be sought in the affections. The only two people whom Rose had loved, as she was capable of loving, were her father and brother; for Mrs. Arundel, though all her impulses were kind and amiable, did not possess sufficient depth of character to inspire any very strong attachment. Between Captain Arundel and his daughter had existed one of those rare affections which appear so nearly to satisfy the cravings of our spiritual nature, that lest this world should become too dear to us they are blessings we are seldom permitted long to enjoy. Rose and her father were by nature much alike in disposition, and in forming her character, and educating and developing her mind, he had for some years found his chief interest, while in her affection lay his only solace for the blighted hopes and ruined prospects of a lifetime. Originally highly connected, Captain Arundel had incurred the displeasure of his family by forming in the heat of youthful passion, and under peculiar circumstances, a marriage with the daughter of an English resident at Marseilles by a foreign mother. Too proud to seek to conciliate his relations, Mr. Arundel became a voluntary exile, entered into the Austrian army, where he speedily rose to the rank of captain and served with much distinction, till failing health induced him to resign his commission and return to England for the sake of educating his children. His heart was set on one object — namely, to bestow upon his son the education of an English gentleman, and for thie purpose he had availed himself of a very unusual talent for paintmg as a means by which he might increase his slender income sufficiently to meet the expenses of sending Lewis to Westminster and afterwards to a German university. The constant application thus rendered inevitable fostered the seeds of that most insidious of all ailments, a heart-disease, and while still forming plans for the welfare of his family, an unwonted agitation induced a paroxysm of his complaint, and ere Rose could realise the misfortune that threatened her she was fatherless. Although stunned at first by the unexpected shock, hers was not a mind to give way at such a moment, and to those who judge by the outward expression only Mrs. Arundel's grief appeared much more intense than that of her daughter. But Rose's sorrow was not a mere transitory feeling, which a few weeks more or less might serve to dissipate ; it had become part of her very nature, a thing too sacred to be lightly brought to view, but enshrined in the sanctuary of her pure heart it remained a cherished yet solemn recollection, which would shed its hallowing influence over the future of her young life. And now, as she sat with her calm, earnest eyes upturned to the tranquil heaven above her, her thoughts wandered back to him she had so dearly loved, and she pondered the solemn questions which have ere now presented themselves to many a mourning spirit, and longed to penetrate the secrets of the grave and )eam things which death alone can teach us. Then she recalled conversations she had held with him that was gone on these very subjects, and remembered how he had said that the things which God had not seen fit to reveal, could neither be needful nor expedient for us to know; that such 8o LEWIS ARUNDEL. speculations were in themselves dangerous, inasmuch as they tended to lead us to form theories which, having no warrant in Scripture, might be at variance with truth ; and that it was better to wait patiently in humble faith— that a time would come when we should no longer see through a glass darkly, and the hidden things of God should be made known unto us. Then her thoughts, still pursuing the same train, led her to reflect how all her father's aspirations, crushed and disappointed in the wreck of his own fortunes, had centred in his son, and the bitter tears which no personal privations or misfortunes could have forced from her, flowed down her cheeks as she reflected how these bright anticipations seemed doomed never to be realised. Unselfish by nature, and trained to habits of thoughtfulness by witnessing her father's life of daily self-sacrifice, Rose had never been accustomed to indulge on her own account in those day-dreams so common to the sanguine mind of youth. But the germs of that pride and ambition which were Lewis's besetting sins existed in a minor degree in Rose's disposition also, and found vent in a visionary career of greatness she had marked out for her brother, and for which his unusual mental powers and striking appearance seemed eminently to qualify him. In nourishing these visions her father had unconsciously assisted, when in moments of confidence he had imparted to her his hopes that Lewis would distinguish himself in whatever career of life he might select, and by his success restore them all to that position in society which by his own imprudence he had forfeited. What a bitter contrast did the reality now present 1 Rose had received that morning a letter from her brother detailing his interview with General Grant and its results j and though, from a wish to spare her feelings, he had been more guarded in his expressions than on the occasion of his conversation with Frere the preceding day, yet he did not attempt to disguise from her his repugnance to the arrangement, or the degradation to which his haughty spirit led him to consider he was submitting. " Poor Lewis ! " murmured Rose, " I know so well what misery it will be to him; the slights, the hourly petty annoyances which his proud, sensitive nature will feel so keenly ; and then, to waste his high talents, his energy of character and strength of will on the drudgery of teaching, when they were certain to have led him to distinction if he had only had a fair field for their exercise — it would have broken dearest papa's heart, when he had hoped so differently for him. But if ^e had lived this never would have been so. He often told me he had influential friends, and though he never would apply to them on his own account, he declared he would do so when Lewis should become old enough to enter into life. I wonder who they were. He never liked to talk on those subjects, and I was afraid of paining him by inquiring. I am glad there is a Miss Grant: I hope she may prove a nice girl "and will like Lewis; but of course she will — every one must do that. Oh ! how I hope they will treat him kindly and pienerously— it will all depend upon that. Poor fellow 1 with his impulsive disposition and quick sense of wrong— his fiery temper too, how will he get on? And it is for our sakes he does all this, LEWIS ARUNDEL. 8,i sacrificing his freedom and his hopes of winning himself a name. How good and noble it is of him 1 " She paused, and leaning her brow upon her little white hand, sat buried m deep thought. At length she spoke again. " If I could do anything to earn money and help I should be so much happier. Poor papa got a good deal lately for his pictures ; but they were so clever. Lewis can paint beautifully, but my drawings are so tame. I wonder whether people would buy poetry. I wish I knew whether my verses are good enough to induce any one to purchase them. Dearest papa praised those lines of mine which he accidentally found one day. Of course he was a good judge, only perhaps he liked them because they were mine." And the tears rolled silently down her pale cheeks as memory brought before her the glance of bright and surprised approval, the warm yet judicious praise, the tender criticism — words, looks, and tones of love now lost to her for ever, which the accidental discovery of her verses had drawn forth. With an aching heart she closed the casement, and lighting a candle, proceeded to unlock a small writing-desk, from whence she drew some manuscript verses, which ran as follows : — THE PREACHER'S ADDRESS TO THE SOUL. Weary soul, Why dost thou slill disquiet Thyself with senseless riot, Taking thy fill and measure Of earthly pleasure ? The things which thou dost prize Are not realities ; AH is but seeming. Waking, thou still liest dreaming. That which before thine eye Now passeth, or hath past, Is nought but vanity — It cannot last. This evil world, be sure, Shall not endure. Art thou a-weary, Soul, and dost thou cry For rest ? Wait, and thou soon shalt have That thou dost crave. For Death is real — the Grave no mockery. THE SOUL'S REPLY. Preacher, too dark thy mood ; God made this earth — At its primeval birth " God saw that it was good." And if through Adam's sia Death enter'd in. 82 LEWIS ARUNDEL. Plath not Christ died to save Me from the grave ? Repented sins for His sake are forgiven — There is a heaven. For that this earth is no abiding-place, Shall we displace The flowers that God hath scatter'd on our path — The kindly hearth ; The smile of love still brightening as we come, Makipg the desert, home ; The seventh day of rest, the poor man's treasure Of holy leisure ; Bright sunshine, happy birds, the joy of flowers ? Ah, no 1 this earth of ours Was "very good," and hath its blessings still; And if we will. We may be happy. Say, stern preacher, why Should we then hate to live, or fear to die, With Love for Time, Heaven for Eternity ? Rose perused them attentively, sighed deeply, and then resumed — "Yes, he liked them, and said (I remember his very words) there was more vigour and purpose about them than in the general run of girlish verses. How could I find out whether they are worth any- thing ? " She paused in reflection, then clasping her hands together suddenly, she exclaimed — " Yes, of course, Mr. Frere ; he was so good and kind about the pictures, and Lewis says he is so very clever, he will tell me. But may not he think it strange and odd in me to write to him? Had I better consult mamma ? " But with the question came an instinctive consciousness that she was about the last person whom it would be agreeable to consult on such an occasion. Rose, like every other woman possessing the slightest approach to the artist mind, felt a shrinking delicacy in regard to what the Browning school would term her "utterances," which rendered the idea of showing them where they would not be appreciated exquisitely painful to her. Now, Mrs. Arundel had a disagreeable knack of occasionally brushing against a feeling so rudely as to cause the unlucky originator thereof to experience a mental twinge closely akin to the bodily sensation yclept toothache. It will therefore be no matter of surprise to the reader to learn that Rose, after mature deliberation, resolved to keep the fact of her having applied to Mr. Frere a secret, at all events till such time as the result should become known to her. She accordingly selected such of her poetical eflfusions as she deemed most worthy, in the course of which process she stumbled upon a short prose sketch, the only thing of the sort she had ever attempted, it being, in fact, a lively account of her first appearance at a dinner-party, written for the benefit of a young lady friend, but for some reason never sent. This, after looking at a page or two, she was about to condemn as nonsense, when an idea came across LEWIS ARUNDEL. 83 her that if Mr. Frere was to form a just estimate of her powers, it was scarcely fair to select only the best things ; so she popped in the sketch of the dinner-party as a kind of destitution test, to show how badly she could write. Then came the most difficult part of the business — the letter to Frere. True, she had written to him before, acting as her father's amanuensis, but that was a different sort of thing altogether. Still, it must be done, and Rose was not a person to be deterred by diffi- culties ; so she took a sheet of paper and wrote " Sir" at the top of it, and having done so, sat and looked at it till she became intensely dissatisfied. " Sir " — it seemed so cold and uncomfortable ; so she took a second sheet and wrote, " Dear Sir." Yes ! that was better, decidedly. She only hoped it was not too familiar in writing to a young man ; but then, Mr. Frere was not exactly a young man ; he was a great deal older than Lewis ; above thirty most likely ; and three or four-and-thirty was quite middle-aged ; so the " Dear Sir " was allowed to remain. " Ce n'est que le premier fas qui coute" and having once started, it was not long before Rose's nimble pen had covered two sides of the sheet of paper, and the following letter was the result : — " Dear Sir, — I know not how to offer any excuse for the trouble I am about to give you, otherwise than by explaining the reasons which have induced me to apply to you ; and, as I know your time is valuable, I will do so as briefly as I can. Do not think me forgetful of, or ungrateful for, your great kindness to Lewis, when I tell you that ever since I received my brother's letter informing me of his engagement as tutor to General Grant's ward, I have felt miserable at the idea of his working hard at an occupation which I fear must be distasteful to him, in order to provide for Mamma and myself the comforts we have hitherto enjoyed. It was impossible to prevent this in any way, for we tried to shake his determination, but in vain. Now I feel that I should be so much happier if I could assist, in ever so small a degree, in relieving him from his burthen j and the only possible idea that occurs to me (for he will not hear of my going out as governess) is that I might be able to earn something by my pen. With this view I have ventured to enclose for your perusal a few verses which I have written at odd times for my own amusement; and I trust to your kindness to tell me honestly whether they possess any merit or not I dare not hope your opinion will be favourable ; but if by possibility it should prove so, will you do me the additional kindness of advising me what steps to take in order to get them published. I have never been in London, but I have heard there are a good many booksellers who live there ; and as I dare say you know them all, perhaps you would kindly tell me to which of them you would recommend me to apply. I have not told Mamma that I am writing, for, as I feel a presentiment that your answer will only prove to me the folly of the hopes I am so silly as to indulge, it is not worth while disturbing her about the matter. Once again thanking ^ou for your extreme kindness to Lewis, and hoping that yov; will not 84 LEWIS ARUNDEL. consider me too troublesome in thus applying to you, believe me to remain your sincerely obliged " ROSE ARUNDEL. "P.S. — I have enclosed a little prose sketch with the verses, but I am quite sure you will not like that. Perhaps, if Lewis has not left you when this arrives, you will be so very kind as not to say any thing to him about it, as he would be sure to laugh at me." When Rose had finished this epistle she felt that she had done something towards attaining the object she had at heart, and went to bed feeling more happy than she had done since the receipt of Lewis's letter. Straightway falling asleep, she dreamt that she was introduced to Mr. Murray, who offered her ;£ioo to write a short biographical memoir of General Grant for the " Quarterly Review." CHAPTER XIV. PRESENTS TOM BRACY IN A NEW AND INTERESTING ASPECT. Three days passed by, and still poor Rose received no answer to her letter, but remained a prey to alternate hopes and fears and all " The gnawing torture of an anxious mind." On the fourth arrived the following characteristic note : — "My DEAR Miss Arundel,— I dare say you've been abusing me like a pick-pocket ; at least I must have appeared to you deserving of such abuse, for treating your req^uest so cavalierly ; but the fact is, I have been down in a Cornish tm mine for the last two days, and only received your packet on my arrival in town, an hour ago. And now to business. I don't set up for a judge of poetry, though I know what pleases me and what doesn't (I should be a donkey if I did not, you'll say) ; for instance, the present school of ' suggestive ' poetry doesn't suit me at all. But then I have an old-fashioned prejudice in favour of understanding what I read, and calling a railway locomotive a 'resonant steam eagle,' for instance, does not tend to simplify literature; the only thing such phrases 'suggest' to me is that it would be a great deal better if the authors were content to stick to plain English, and when they have such inexpressibly grand ideas, not to trouble themselves to express them at all. Your verses ha*e at least one good point in them— they are so worded that a plain man may understand them ; in fact, all that I have yet read I like— the feeling is invariably pure, true, and beautiful (your heart's in the right place, and no mistake) ; the language is well chosen, and sometimes eloquent ; there are, of course, plenty of places where it becomes weak and young lady-like, but that was only to be expected. We can't all be men, unfortunately. I could not help laughing when you •supposed I knew' all the booksellers and publishers in London LEWIS ARUNDEL. 85 Heaven forbid ! for in that case I should have a very miscellaneous acquaintance. However, I do know several, and I will go the first thing to-morrow morning and consult one of them — a gentleman on whose judgment I can rely as to what will be the most advisable course for us to pursue. I say us, because, as I don't mean to let the matter rest till I have succeeded, I consider myself a partner in the concern. Lewis parted from me in high health and very tolerable spirits. He left town, with General Grant, the same morning on which I started for Cornwall. You shall hear from me again when I can report progress. Don't write any more nonsense about giving me trouble : in the first place, the thing is no trouble ; in the second, I should not mind it one bit if it were. " I am yours very truly, "Richard Frere." The first thing next morning Frere called upon his friend the publisher, who, as soon as he understood that nothing beyond advice was required of him, became very communicative and agreeable; glanced his eye over the verses and approved of them, though he added, with a Burleigh-like shake of the head, that he wished they were anything but poetry. Frere wondered why, and asked him. In reply he learned that the public mind had acquired a sadly practical bias, which leading him to suggest that poetry was the very thing of all others to bring it right again, he was further informed that the evil was much too deeply seated to be affected by so weak an application as the poetry of the present day ; and the truth of this assertion appearing undeniable, the subject was dropped. "The best thing for you to do with these MSS., Mr. Frere," con- tinued his adviser, " would be to get them inserted in some popular periodical." " Well, I don't object," returned Frere. " Which had I better send them to ? There's ' Gently's Miscellany,' and the ' New Weekly,' and ' Gainsworth's Magazine,' and half-a-dozen more of 'em." " What do you suppose would be the result of adopting such a line of conduct ? " inquired his friend. " Why, as the things are in themselves good, they'd probably put 'em in next month, and send a cheque for the amount, enclosed in a polite note asking for more." " I fear not," was the answer. "A very promising young friend of mme sent a nicely written paper to the least exclusive of the periodicals you have just mentioned; hearing nothing of it, he ventured at the end of six months to write and inquire its fate. In reply he received a note from the editor, which appeared to him more explicit than satisfactory. It was couched in the following laconic terms : — ' Declined with thanks.' " " Phew I that's pleasant," rejoined Frere. " What would you advise, then, under the circumstances .' I place myself quite in your hands." His friend leaned back in his chair and considered the matter deeply. At length he seemed to have hit upon some expedient, for 86 LEWIS ARUNDEL. he muttered with great emphasis, "Yes, that might do. He could if he would. Yes— certainly 1 " Then turning suddenly to Frere, he exclaimed, " Mind, you'll never breathe a word of it to any living being ! " " Not for the world," returned Frere. " And now, what is it ? " " You've heard of ' Blunt's Magazine ' ? " " Yes ; I've seen it in several places lately.'' "No doubt; it's a most admirably conducted publication, and one which is certain to become a great favourite with the public. Now I happen to be acquainted with one of the gentlemen who edit it, and shall be happy to give you a note of introduction to him. But you must promise me to be most careful never to reveal his name." " Certainly," rejoined Frere, " if you wish it But may I venture to ask what it would signify if all London knew it?" His companion turned upon him a look of indignant surprise ; but perceiving that he made the inquiry in honest simplicity of heart, his face assumed an expression of contemptuous pity as he replied, in such a tone of voice as one would use to a little child who had inquired why it might not set light to a barrel of gunpowder, " My dear sir, you do not know — you cannot conceive the consequences. Such a thing would be utterly impossible." He then wrote a few lines, which he handed to Frere, saying, " You will find him at home till eleven." "And this mysterious name," observed Frere, glancing at_ the address, " is ! — eh 1 nonsense ! — Thomas Bracy, Esq. Why, he is an intimate friend of my own I That's famous. Oh 1 I'll have some fun with him. I'm sure I'm extremely obliged to you ; good morning." So saying Frere seized his hat, shouldered his umbrella, and hurried off, overjoyed at his discovery. The mendacious tiger, of whom we have already made honourable mention, answered Frere's inquiry as to whether his master was at home with a most decided and unequivocal negative, adding the gratuitous information that he had gone down to dine with his uncle at Hampstead the previous day and was not expected home till four o'clock that afternoon." " Well, that's a nuisance," returned Frere. " I tell you what, boy, I'll step in and write your master a note." "Yes, sir, certain/^, if you please, sir; only we've been a having the sweeps hin, and the place is hall in a huproar, so as it's unpossibul to touch nothink." At this moment a bell rung violently, and the boy, begging Frere to wait, bounded up the stairs with a cat-like rapidity, returning almost immediately with the information that "He was wery sorry, but he'd just been to the greengrocer's, and while he was hout master had corned home quite promiscuous." " And how about the soot ? " asked Frere, a hght breaking in upon him. " Please, sir, cook's been and cleaned it hup while I were gone." " I thought so," returned Frere ; " you're a nice boy 1 '•' Then LEWIS ARUNDEL. 87 catching him by the collar of his jacket, he continued, "Tell me, you young scamp, how often do you speak the truth ?" The urchin, thus detected, glanced at Frere's face, and reading there that any attempt to keep up appearances must prove a dead failure, replied with the utmost sang f raid, "Please, sir, whenever I can't think of nothink better." , " There's an answer," returned Freve meditatively. " Well, you need never learn swimming — water won't harm you; but mark my words, and beware of hemp." So saying he loosened his hold on the boy's collar and followed him upstairs. The tiger, not having recognised Frere in his European habiliments, had merely told his master that a gentleman wished to see him on business ; and Bracy, who had reason to expect a visit from a certain literary Don, had rushed into his dressing-room to exchange a very decidedly " fast " smoking-jacket for the black frock-coat of editorial propriety ; for which reason Frere was left to entertain himself for a few minutes with his own society. After examining sundry clever caricature sketches of Bracy's, which evinced a decided talent for that branch of art, Frere seated himself in an easy-chair in front of a writing-table on which lay a mysterious document, written in a bold, dashing hand, which involuntarily attracted his attention. Perceiving at a glance that it contained no private matter, he amused himself by perusing it. For the reader's edification we will transcribe it : — Blunfs Magazine, June. Sheets 3 and 4. Questions on Quicksilver 4 The Homeless Heart {Stanzas by L. O. V. E.) . . . i Hist. Parallels, No. 'i [Cromwell and Coeur-de-Lion) . , 7 VIncomprise (by the Authoress of VInconnue) . . .6 Hard Work and Hard Food ; or. How would you like it yourself f A Plea for the Industrial Classes . , S Dog-cart Drives {hy the Editor), Chap. 10, " The Spicey Screw;" Chap. \i,'^ Doing the Governor" . . 7 Wanted something light, ab^ 2 32 The last item in this singular catalogue was written in pencil. "Now I should like to know what all that means," soliloquised Frere. " Something light about two ? A luncheon would come under that definition exactly— two ivkatsf that's the question! Two pounds? It would not be particularly light if it weighed as much as that. Perhaps the figures stand for money — the prices they pay for the magazine articles, I dare say ; 4—6—7. Now, if they happen to be sovereigns, that will suit my young lady's case very nicely. Ah 1 here he comes." 88 LEWIS ARUNDEL. CHAPTER XV. CONT/^INS A DIPQUTSITION ON MODERN PnETRY, AND AFFORDS THE HEADER A PEEP BEHIND 1 HE EDITORIAL CURTAIN. The position in which Frere had placed himself prevented Bracy from discerning his features as he entered, and he accordingly accosted his visitor as follows : — " My dear sir, I am really distressed to have kept you waiting, but as you arrived I was just jotting down the result of a little flirtation with the Muse." " And that is it, I suppose ? " observed Frere, turning his face towards the speaker and pointing to the document before alluded to. " Why, Frere, is it you, man ? " exclaimed Bracy in surprise. " As I'm a sinner, I took you for that learned elder. Dr. . My young imp told me you were a gentleman who wished to see me on particular business. If that juvenile devil takes to telling lies to instead oi for me, I shall have to give him his due for once, in the shape of a sound caning." " You may spare yourself the trouble," returned Frere, " as by some accident he has only spoken the truth this time ; for I hope you don't mean to insinuate that I am anything but a gentleman, and I have most assuredly come to you on business — that is, always supposing Mr. of Street has informed me correctly in regard to your editorial functions." " What 1 has the cacoethes scribendi seized you also, and tempted you into the commission of some little act of light literature ? " added Bracy. " Thank goodness, no," answered Frere. " I'm happy to say I'm not so far gone as all that comes to yet. No, this is a different case altogether," and he then proceeded to inform his companion of Rose's application, and the necessity which existed to make her talents available for practical purposes. "Magazine writing affords rather a shady prospect for realising capital in these days," observed Bracy, shaking his head discouragingly. " Let's look at the young lady's interesting efforts. Have you ever seen her ? Arundel's sister ought to be pretty. What's this ? ' The Preacher's Address to the Soul.' Why, it's a sermon in rhyme. Heaven help the girl ! what's she thinking of ? " " Read it and you'll see. I like it very much," returned Frere, slightly nettled at the reception his proUgd^s productions appeared Ukely to meet with. " Oh ! it's a sermon clearly," continued Bracy ; " here's something about vanity and the grave. I heard it all last Sunday at St. Chrysos- tom's, only the fellow called it gwave and ga/ace. He'd picked up some conscientious scruple against the use of the letter R, I suppose. LEWIS ARUNDEL. 89 'jolly dogs ' or 'odd fish.' I should have said dicky birds, if it had been me ; that's a very safe expression, and one that people are accustomed to. ' The joy of flowers,' — what on earth does she mean by that, now? I should say nobody could understand that ; or -^ ' reason, by the way, it's the best expression I've seen yet I'oei be admired in the present day, must be utterly incomprehensible. We insert very little, but that's the rule I go by. If I can't understand one word of a thing, I make a point of accepting it ; it's safe to become popular. ' Love for time. Heaven for eternity,' — well, that's all very nice and pretty, but I'm sorry to say it won't do ; it's not suited to the tone of the Magazine, you see." " I can't say I do see very clearly at present," returned Frere ; " what kind of poetry is it that you accept ? " " Oh, there are different styles. Now here's a little thing I've got in the June part, 'The Homeless Heart, by L. O. V. E.' Her real name is Mary Dobbs, but she couldn't very well sign herself M.D. ; people would think she was a physician. She's a very respectable young woman (such a girl to laugh), and engaged to an opulent stockbroker. Now listen : — " ' Homeless, forsaken, Deeply oppress'd, Raving, yet craving Agony's rest ; Bitterly hating, Fondly relenting. Sinning, yet winning Souls to repenting; When for her sorrow Comes a to-morrow, Shall she be bless'd?'" " That's a question I can't take upon myself to answer," interrupted Frere. " But if those are in the style you consider suited to the tone of your Magazine, it must be a very wonderful publication." " I flatter myself it is, rather," replied Bracy complacently. " But that's by no means the only style; here's a thing that will go down with the million sweetly. Listen to this," and as he spoke he extracted from a drawer a mighty bundle of papers labelled " Accepted Poetry," and selecting one or two specimens from the mass, read as follows : — "THE COUNTESS EMMELINE'S DISDAINMENT. " Bitter-black the winter's whirlwind wail'd around the haunted hall. Where the sheeted snow that fleeted fester'd on the mouldering wall. " But his blacker soul within him childish calm appear'd to view, And when gazing, 'twas amazing whence the sceptic terror grew. " Then her voice, so silver-blended, to a trumpet-blast did swell. As she task'd him when she asked him, ' Mr. Johnson, is it well? ' " Ashen-white the curdled traitor paled before her eagle eye, Whilst denying, in replying, deeper grew his perjury." 90 LEWIS ARUNDEL. " There I I can't stand any more of that, at any price I " exclaimed Frere, putting his hands to his ears. " Unless you wish to make me seriously ill, spare me the infliction of those detestable compound adjectives." " My dear fellow, you've no taste," returned Bracy. "Why, that's written by one of our best contributors ; an individual that will make Tennyson look to his laurels, and do the Brownings brown, one of these days. But if that's too grand for you, here's a little bit of pastoral simplicity may suit you better : — •" TO A HERBLET, NAME UNKNOWN. ' Once upon a holiday, Sing heigho; Still with sportive fancy playing While all nature was a-maying, Oa a sunny bank I lay; Where the happy grass did grow, 'Neath the fragrant lime-tree row, Sing heigho I ' There a little fairy flower, Sing heigho ! Glancing from its baby eyes With a look of sweet surprise, Grew beneath a bower. Brought unto my soul the dawning O! a mystic spirit warning, Sing heigho ! ' Then I wept, and said, despairing. Sing heigho ! Fate is dark, and earth is lonely, And the heart's young blossoms only Render life worth bearing ' "Now then, what's the matter with you?" inquired Bracy, inter- rupting himself on seeing Frere snatch up his hat and umbrella. "If you're going to read any more of that, I'm off; that's all," returned Frere. " My powers of endurance are limited." " Oh, if you are positively such a Hottentot as to dislike it," rejoined Bracy, " I'll not waste any more of its sweet simplicity upon you ; but, you'll see, the gentle public will rave about it to an immense extent." " Now tell me honestly, Bracy — you don't really admire that childish rubbish?" Thus appealed to, Brac/s face assumed an expression of most comical significance; and after pausing for a moment in indecision, he replied — " Well, I've a sort of respect for your good opinion, Frere, and I don't exactly like to send you away fancying me a greater ass than I am ; so I'll honestly confess that, what between affected Germanisms on the one hand and the puerilities of the Wordsworth-and-water LEWIS ARUNDEL. 91 school on the other, the poetry of the present day has sunk to a very low ebb indeed." " Then don't you consider it the duty of every honest critic to point this out, and so guide and reform the public taste as to evoke from the ' well of English undefiled ' a truer and purer style ? " returned Frere earnestly. " My dear fellow, that all sounds very well in theory, but in practice, I'm afraid (to use a metaphor derived from one of the humane and intellectual amusements of our venerated forefathers), that cock won't fight It may be all very well for some literary Don Quixote, with a pure Saxon taste and a long purse, to tilt at the public's pet windmills, because he conceives them to be giant abuses. If he meets with a fall, he need only put his hand in his pocket and purchase a plaster, getting a triple shield of experience in for the money. But it is far otherwise with a magazine. If that is to continue in existence it must pay; in order to pay it must be rendered popular; to make a thing popular you must go with the stream of public opinion, and not against it. The only chance is to head the tide and turn it in the direction you desire. But to attempt that a man ought to possess first-rate talent, and I'm free to confess that I, for one, do not; and therefore, you see, as people must be amused, I'm very willing to amuse them in their own way, as long as I find it pleasant and profitable to do so. V'oila I do you comprehend ? " "I comprehend this much,'' returned Frere gruffly, "that the ground of your argument is expediency and not principle ; and I tell you plainly that does not suit me, and I'm afraid Miss Arundel is too much of my mind in that particular for her writings to suit your wonderful magazine ; so the sooner I take my departure the better for your morning's work." " Stay a moment, don't get on stilts, man," returned Bracy, resum- ing his examination of Rose's papers. " Is there nothing but verses ? What have we here? 'My First Dinner-Party' — ^this seems more likely." He paused, and ran his eye over several of the pages, muttering from time to time as he went along, "Yes, good lively style — quick powers of observation — a very graphic touch — bravo 1 ha 1 ha I here, listen to this — " ' Immediately before me stood a dish which even my inexperience believed itself able to recognise ; it was jelly of some kind, with certain dark objects encased in it, as flies occasionally are in amber. These opaque portions I settled, in my own mind, must be preserved fruit, and accordingly (fearful lest, in my ignorance of fashionable dishes, I should say "yes" to some tremendous delicacy which might prove utterly impracticable), when invited to partake of it, I graciously signified my assent. Imagine my horror when, on putting the first mouthful to my lips, I discovered the jelly was savoury — /.«., all pepper and salt, and the creature embedded in it a fragment of some dreadful fish ! Eating the thing was out of the question ; the mere taste I had taken of it made me feel uncomfortable : an attempt to conceal it beneath the knife and fork proved utterly futile. I glanced at the 92 LEWIS ARUNDEL. butler, but he was too much absorbed in his own dignity and the dispensation of champagne to observe me ; I gazed appealingly at a good-looking young footman, but he merely pulled up his shirt-collar foppishly, thinking he had made an impression ; I even ventured to call, in a low voice, to the sprightly waiter who had eloped with my untouched plate of lamb five minutes before, but he did not hear me; and there I sat with a huge plateful of horrible food before me, which I could neither eat nor get rid of, " a cynosure for neighbouring eyes," forced, as my fears suggested, to run the gauntlet of all the mocking glances of the assembled company.' " There," continued Bracy, " I call that a stunning description ; I could not have done it better myself. The girl writes so easily ! Let me see, 18—25 — 28 lines in a page of manuscript; there's not much of it, I think I can get it in. I want two pages of amusing matter in the fourth sheet." "Ahl something light, about two. Now I understand," exclaimed Frere, pointing to the mysterious document on the table ; " that was not a memorandum in regard to luncheon, then." "A what?" returned Bracy, shouting with laughter. "No," he con- tinued, as soon as he had in some measure recovered his composure, " that is the ' make-up,' as we call it, of the third and fourth sheets of the Magazine." " Indeed I " returned Frere. " I should think it must require a great deal of careful reflection to select suitable articles and arrange them properly." " Eh I no, not a bit ; the thing's simple enough when you once get in the way of it. Have plenty of variety, that's the grand point — what one doesn't like, another will. Take large shot for big birds, and small shot for little ones, and then you'll bag the whole covey; that's my maxim. Now, look here : first we begin with a scientific article, ' Questions on Quicksilver.' There's not one reader in a hundred that can understand that paper when they've read it ; and very few even of those who can take it in care two straws about quicksilver — why should they? But they all read it, because it's a cheap way of getting up the necessary amount of scientific jargon to hash into small talk. I never look at that man's papers myself; I know they're safe, though I can't understand a word of 'em— but they're a great help to the Magazine. Then comes our friend, the ' Homeless Heart.' I put that in as a drop of romantic barley-sugar to soften the women's throats after swallow- ing the science. Next we have 'An Historical Parallel.' Famous fellows they are; the principal dodge in writing them is to take an 'eiitirely new reading of the character,' as the actors say. In the present article, if I recollect right, they prove Coeur-de-Lion to have been a hypocritical fanatic, and Cromwell a chivalric, magnanimous enthusiast. It's safe to take, depend upon it. ' L'Incomprise ' tells its own tale— it's as close an imitation of Eugene Sue and George Sand as English morality will tolerate, though the invention of gutta- percha, or some other elastic agent, enables even that stiff material nowadays to stretch to lengths which would astonish our grandmothers Then comes the ' Plea for the Industrial Classes '—a regular savage LEWIS ARUNDEL. 93 poke at the present Poor Law (we're obliged to do a little bit of political economy as well as our neighbours, you know) ; it's awfully heavy, but it will neutralise any ill effects 'L'Incomprise' may have had on fathers of families all the better. Lastly, there's my own little thing, 'Dog-cart Drives.' Ahem! have you seen that?" "Not I," replied Frere; "I've no time for reading tra — I mean novels and that sort of thing." " I believe it's liked ; I hear it's a good deal talked about," continued Bracy with an air of bashful self-complacency. " ' Bell's Life ' spoke very handsomely of it last week ; there were six whole lines devoted to it, I think. Upon my word I should like you to read it." At this moment Frere suddenly discovered that he had remained over his time, and should be too late for some deeply interesting experiments that were to come off that morning at what his com- panion termed his science shop; so receiving an assurance from Bracy that Rose's sketch should be inserted in the Magazine, and that he would consider what would be her best mode of proceeding in regard to the poetry, the friends shook hands and parted, Frere promising to make himself acquainted with the subject-matter of " Dog-cart Drives " at an early opportunity. CHAPTER XVL MISS LIVINGSTONE SPEAKS A BIT OF HER MIND. It was a lovely morning in early summer, when the sun, shining into Lewis's bedroom at Broadhurst, aroused him from a heavy dreamless sleep, the result of his previous night's dissipation at Lady Lombard's. The sensation of waking for the first time in a strange place is usually a disagreeable one; there is an unfamiliar newness in the aspect of everything around us, an absence of old associations, which to an impressible disposition is singularly disheartening. This was peculiarly the case with Lewis; the costly furniture of the room, arranged with a stiff propriety, the spotless carpet, the chair-covers too clean and slippery to be sat upon, the bright cold mirrors, the polished grate, in which a fire would have been high treason, each and all suggestive of the chilling influence of that rigid disciplinarian Miss Livingstone, served painfully to realise his new position. Splendour without comfort was an anomaly he had never before encountered, and in his then frame of mind it aroused all the bitter feelings which even his strength of will was unable to subdue, and he mentally compared himself to a slave working in gilded chains, and longed for independence, no matter through what hardships, struggles, and dangers it must be attained. But there was a healthy energy about his mind which prevented his yielding to these morbid feelings ; hastily dressing himself, he found his way into the pleasure garden, and as it was yet early, strolled onward through the park. 94 LEWIS ARUNDEL. After wandering about for nearly an hour, the calm beauty of the scenery and the exhilarating freshness of the morning air producing their natural effect upon his spirits, it occurred to him that his absence might be commented upon, and possibly give offence; accordingly, he retraced his steps towards the house. Ignorant of the locale, how- ever, he was unable to discover the door by which he had gone out, and after making one or two attempts in a wrong direction, was compelled to effect his entrance through a French window opening into a conservatory. Lewis possessed a great taste for, and some knowledge of botany, and his attention was at once attracted by the rare and beautiful plants around him. So completely was he en- grossed by his admiration, that not until he heard his own name pronounced did he become aware that he was not the sole tenant of the conservatory. Turning at the sound, he perceived Annie Grant, in a very becoming costume, busily employed in altering the arrange- ment of certain flower-pots. Before we proceed farther, it may be as well to afford the reader an insight into Lewis's feelings towards this young lady, as they were by no means of such a nature as might be expected from a young man towards a pretty and agreeable girl, with whom he was about to be domesticated. In order to account for his peculiar state of mind on this subject we must take a retrospective glance at an episode in Lewis's student life, which has been already alluded to in a conversa- tion between Frere and his friend. About a year before the period at which our story opened Lewis had encountered, at a festive meeting of the worthy citizens of Bonn, the very pretty daughter of a wealthy shopkeeper, and struck by her bright eyes and a certain naive simplicity of manner, had danced with her the greater part of the evening. Flattered by the attentions of the handsome young Englishman, the damsel, who (her simplicity being confined entirely to manner) was as arrant a little flirt as ever caused a heartache, took care that the acquaintance should continue ; and while she was merely bent on adding to her train of admirers, Lewis fell in love with her as deeply as a man can do with a girl completely his inferior in mind as well as in station. Imagination, however, which at eighteen is alarm- ingly active, supplied all deficiencies, and Lewis continued to dream his lady-love was an angel, till one fine morning the fact of her elope- ment with a young German baron, who looked upon matrimony as a superfluous ordinance, induced him to alter his opinion. With the termination of the adventure the reader is already acquainted, but the effect upon Lewis's disposition was one which time might weaken but could never efface. The fatal lesson that one who seemed true and pure was not so, once learnt could never be forgotten ; the seeds of mistrust were sown, and strive as he might, the perfect faith, the bright, eager confidence of youth, were lost to him for ever. Annie, as the reader is aware, was unusually lovely, and Lewis accordingly regarded her in the light of a dangerous man-trap ; be- sides this, oddly enough, she was by no means unlike an ethereal and spiritualised representation of " Gretchen" ; the features and colouring were similar, and the arch simplicity of the Frauleiris manner was LEWIS ARUNDEL. 95 part and parcel of Annie's very nature. The painful recollections which this resemblance excited added unconsciously to the prejudice (for it amounted to that) which Lewis had conceived against the General's daughter ; but the true source of the feeling lay deeper. However circumstances may cause him to affect, or even to believe the con- trary, there is in every man's heart a latent desire to render himself agreeable to any young and pretty woman into whose society he may be thrown, more especially where the individual is conscious of possessing powers of pleasing if he chooses to exert them ; and even Lewis's slight experience of society had sufficed to enlighten him in regard to this point, on which the dullest are usually clear-sighted. But coupled with this feeling came the humiliating consciousness that although by birth and education Miss Grant's equal, the position he held in the family rendered him her inferior ; and this idea was galling in the extreme to Lewis's haughty nature. Annie, on the other hand, profoundly ignorant of all these wheels within wheels, entertained the most amiable and benevolent intentions towards her new associate. She knew he was unfortunate, she saw he was a gentleman, and she had heard that he was undertaking a duty he disliked, for the sake of his mother and sister ; and for all these reasons her woman's heart warmed towards. him, and she determined to do what she was able to render his position as little painful as might be ; moreover, she was sufficiently acquainted with the idiosyncrasies of her father and great- aunt to be aware that any particular kindness the young tutor would be likely to meet with in the family must emanate from herself. Accordingly, when Lewis, having replied to her cordial " Good morn- ing, Mr. Arundel," by slightly raising his hat, and making a formal bow, was about to pass on, she renewed the attack by adding — " May I trouble you to move this flower-pot for me ? it is so heavy." Thus appealed to, Lewis stopped short, and for a moment debated with himself the possibility of refusing ; but without being actually ill- bred, such a possibility did not exist ; so, resigning himself to his fate with a very ill grace, he deposited his hat on a vacant flower-stand, and tossing back his dark curls with the air of a sulky lion shaking his mane, he took the garden-pot, which indeed seemed too heavy for Annie's little hands, asking, with a stately coldness by no means in character with the mild nature of the inquiry — _ " Where would you wish to have it placed, Miss Grant ? " " Here, if you will be so kind," returned the young lady, indicating the spot by pointing with the end of a peit little parasol. Lewis, having installed the plant in its appointed place, was again about to take his departure, but ere he did so, glancing involuntarily at the effect of his labour, his quick eye at once discerned the object of the changes Annie was striving to effect, and perceived that, in order to carry out her design, several heavy flowers yet required moving. Nothing, however, was farther from his thoughts than the idea of volunteering his assistance, when Annie, catching the direction of his eye, continued — " Yes, the White Camellia is too low," 96 LEWIS ARUNDEL. " While the Khododendron is as much too high," returned Lewis eagerly, and forgetting his proud scruples in the impulse of the moment, he set to work with the greatest energy to complete the arrangement which his correct taste acknowledged to be an improve- ment. The Camellia had been exalted and the Rhododendron abased, and many other " pets of the parterre " had experienced sudden changes of position, and still Lewis worked with unabated zeal, and still his fair companion directed and approved, when just as, poised like a flying Mercury on one foot half-way up a high flower-stand, he was stretching to his utmost to install a gaudy Cactus, all red and green like a paroquet, on the topmost pinnacle, a stately tread was heard approaching, and General Grant entered the conservatory. Lewis coloured with mingled anger and annoyance at being detected in such a situation, but Annie good-naturedly came to his assistance. Tripping up to her father and taking both his hands, she exclaimed — " Good morning, papa. Welcome to dear old Broadhurst once again. How pretty it all looks I But they have placed my flowers so stupidly, I must have every one of them altered. I've been working away for half-an-hour at least, and as Mr. Arundel happened to be passing, I pressed him into the service, for some of the pots are so heavy." " Much too heavy for you to attempt to move, my dear," returned the General in a tone of marked disapproval ; " but why did you not summon one of the gardeners to make the alteration you wished, without troubling Mr. Arundel, who must have had other duties to perform ? " " As it was your desire, sir, to be present at my introduction to my future pupil," replied Lewis, who had by this time reached terra Jirtna and recovered his self-possession, " I have refrained from making any attempt to see him till I should have learned your further wishes on the subject. My time was therefore quite at Miss Grant's disposal, if I could be in any way useful to her." " My daughter is obliged by your politeness, sir, but will not trespass upon it further," replied the General coldly. " My dear Annie," he continued, " it only wants ten minutes to nine ; you will oblige me by preparing for breakfast. Punctuality is a quality by the neglect of which all order is subverted, propriety set at nought, much valuable time wasted which can never be recalled, and the comfort of a family totally destroyed. Your excellent aunt is aware of my opinion on this subject, and during the twelve years she has done me the favour to preside over my household she has never kept me waiting one minute." " Well, dear papa, I'll do my best to please you," returned Annie ; " but," she added, laying her hand on his shoulder caressingly, and looking ujp in his face with a glance half mischievous and half im- ploring, ''^you won't expect me to be so terribly perfect as Aunt Martha? Recollect, she is three times as old as I am, and ought therefore to be three times as wise." The General tried to look displeased, but he could not resist Anniei LEWIS ARUNDEL. 9^ for he Was human after all ; so, stroking her glossy curls, he told her that Mrs. Botherfille (a serious schoolmistress, who, for the trifling consideration of ^300 per annum, condescended to allow the youthful female aristocracy of the land to sit at her feet and learn from her lips how to regenerate society through the medium of frivolous accom- plishments) had failed in curing her of talking nonsense, at which Annie laughed merrily and then tripped off, turning as she passed Lewis to take a last glance at the newly-arranged flowers, and saying, " Now, don't they look pretty, Mr. Arundel ?" As the directions in regard to Lewis and his pupil's separate establishment (for such the isolated suite of rooms they were to occupy might be considered) had not as yet been communicated to the servants, General Grant requested the favour of Lewis's company at breakfast with as much ceremony as he could have used if he had been inviting a royal duke to a banquet ; and as a request from such a quarter was equivalent to a command, Lewis could only comply. Half a minute before the clock struck nine, Miss Livingstone, that human hedge-hog, rustled into the breakfast-room, more stiff and starched in mind and body than any other living creature. As for her ca^, a railway train might have passed over it without injuring that rigid mystery, while her gown was at the least sabre, not to say bullet-proof. If ever there were a wife fitted for our Iron Duke, that adamantine spinster was the woman — only that to have married her would have required more courage than twenty Waterloos ! As the clock struck nine the household servants made their appear- ance, and all the family knelt down (with the exception of Miss Livingstone, who, being evidently fashioned as the ancients believed elephants to be, without knee-joints, merely reared up against the breakfast-table, as the next best thing she could do), while the General read them a short, sharp, but polite prayer, after which he blessed them very much as if he were doing the reverse, and suffered them to depart The breakfast was excellent as far as the commissariat department was concerned, and the tea was not so cold as might have been expected considering that Miss Livingstone poured it out. Even Lewis's short acquaintance with that austere virgin's usual expression of countenance led him to believe that a darker shade than ordinary lowered upon her brow ; nor was he mistaken, for after despatching a piece of dry toast with the air of an acidulated martyr, the spirit (we fear it was not an amiable one) moved her, and she spoke. " I must say, General, your benevolence has rather overpowered your judgment, to my poor thinking, in this singular addition to the establishment at Broadhurst. I really consider that I ought to have been a little more clearly informed as to the facts of the case before these new arrangements were actually decided on." " If you refer to Sir Walter Desborough, madam,'' returned the General sternly, " I must recall to your memory the fact of my having mentioned to you, this day week, my intention that my ward should reside at Broadhurst." " I am not in the habit of forgetting any communication you do me gS LEWIS ARUNDEL. the honour of making to me, General Grant, nor have I forgotten the conversation to which you refer; but if you mentioned that your ward was a dangerous idiot, and that you expected me to preside over a private lunatic asylum, that circumstance certainly has escaped me." The wrinkles on the General's forehead deepened as he replied with a glance towards Lewis, " You forget, Miss Livingstone, that we are not in private." " Really," rejoined the lady, " if, as I believe, that young" (and she laid an ill-natured emphasis on the word) "gentleman has undertaken the duties of keeper " " Tutor," interposed the General sharply. " Well, tutor, then, if you like to call it so," continued Miss Living- stone, " the name does not much signify. But if Mr. Arundel is to have the care of this dreadful boy, the sooner he knows what his duties will be, and sets about them, the better; for I tell you plainly. General Grant, that unless there's a man about the creature who can manage him, I won't sleep another night in the house with him. There's no trusting those idiots; we may all be murdered in our beds." As the good lady, who had by this time got the steam up to a very high degree of pressure, hazarded the above uncomfortable suggestion, Annie, who had been listening with an expression of painful annoyance to her aunt's harangue, suddenly turned pale and glanced with a look of appealing inquiry towards her father, who replied to her rather than to Miss Livingstone in the following terms: — " Really, my dear Annie, I am compelled to say that the fears with which your excellent relative" (and he looked bayonets at Minerva, who shook her head till her terrific cap rustled like an angry hail- storm) "would seek to inspire you are utterly without foundation." He paused, took a pinch of snuff viciously, as though it were gun- powder and he was priming himself for a fresh discharge ; and thus prepared he turned to Lewis, saying — ^but we will reserve the volley for another chapter. CHAPTER XVII. CONTAINS MUCH FOLLY AND A LITILE COMMON SENSE. " The truth of the matter is' this, Mr. Arundel," began General Grant. "From a mistaken policy your future pupil has been indulged in every caprice of his weak intellect, till the slightest opposition to his wishes irritates him beyond all control that has yet been exercised over him ; but as his only attendants are an old female domestic who was his nurse, and her son, a lad younger than Sir Walter himself, whom he has been foolishly permitted to look upon in the light of a companion, this is not so much to be wondered at" " It will be a diflficult task to eradicate faults of temper which have LEWIS ARUNDEL. 99 been allowed to become habitual, especially where the reasoning faculties are .defective," observed Lewis thoughtfully. "You may well say that, sir," chimed in Miss Livingstone. " His reasoning faculties (as you please to term them) are so defective, that in my humble opinion the boy is neither more nor less than a fool ; and you may as well try to drive a pig straight as to talk sense to a fool. But how a man so particular as General Grant can have brought such an inmate into his family, and then expect that things are to go on with the order and precision that " " Madam ! " began the General in a voice of thunder, his stock of patience utterly exhausted by this indirect mode of attack. But Annie, with a degree of tact and moral courage for which Lewis had by no means been disposed to give her credit, laid her hand imploringly on her father's arm, and whispered a few magical words which served to avert the storm that had appeared inevitable. An awkward pause ensued, which was broken by the General, who, rising majestically from his chair, informed Lewis that he should request his attendance in half-an-hour ; then casting a withering glance at Miss Livingstone, which caused that respectable porcupine of private life to bristle up if possible more fiercely than before, he quitted the room. No sooner had her nephew-in-law's retreating footsteps ceased to echo through the long corridor than the good lady, freed from the restraint of his presence, did then and there openly, avowedly, and with much vehemence, utter a declaration of war to the knife with that gallant officer, issued a protest against the introduction of " rampant idiots " into that heretofore peaceful family, and finally assert her own liberty of action by promulgatmg her determination to depart forthwith, leaving her companions to contemplate the agreeable contingencies of " being frightened out of their wits every day, and murdered in their beds all night." Having in some degree relieved her mind by this explosion, she applied the superfluous steam still remaining to the purpose of locomotion, her crisp schako rending the air, and her high-heeled shoes knocking sharp little double knocks, as of an angry postman, against the polished oak floor as she swept along. And these " pleasant passages " were the first votive ofTering which Lewis saw presented to the Lares and Penates of Broadhurst General Grant sat bolt upright in his easy-chair, as if he were on his charger, and his face wore an expression of scrutinising authority, as of a commander about to review his troops, when Lewis, in obedience to his summons, entered the library. "Take a chair, Mr. Arundel. I have desired the attendance of Sir Walter Desborough, and expect he will be here immediately." In compliance with this request, Lewis seated himself to await the arrival of his future pupil; but the minutes glided by, and still no pupil appeared. At length, just as the General's small stock of patience became exhausted and he had begged Lewis to ring the bell, the butler returned, saying that it was impossible to induce Sir Walter to leave his room unless his female attendant might come with him. General Grant frowned portentously, glanced expressively 100 LEWIS ARUNDEL. towards Lewis, muttering, " Some of the evil effects of a grievous system of neglect," then added, to the servant, " You may desire Mrs. Peters to accompany Sir Walter Desborough.'' "One of the first points to which you will have to direct your attention, Mr. Arundel," continued the General as the domestic quitted the apartment, " is to induce my ward to dispense with the society of this person and her son. He may retain their services as attendants, but must be taught no longer to regard them as companions." As he spoke the door opened and admitted three individuals. Of these, the first who claims our notice was the unfortunate young baronet who was to be Lewis's future charge. He appeared about fourteen, but was tali for that age; his figure was slight and not ungraceful, and his features were handsome ; his forehead was high, but narrow and receding; his eyes were bright and clear, though totally devoid of expression, and there was an appearance of weakness and irresolution about the mouth, which too clearly indicated his want of intellect. Mrs. Peters was a very stout old lady, on whom the cares of life and a rare specimen of the female costume of some bygone age appeared to sit easily ; her outline might have suggested to an imaginative beholder the idea of a huge pillow which had "come alive " and made itself a gown out of one of the chintz bed-curtains, forgetting the waist. Her conversation was embellished by a redun- dancy of mild ejaculations, amongst which a benediction on her own "heart alive," and an apostrophe to a solitary possessive pronoun which had lost its noun, and agreed with nothing in particular, stood pre-eminent. Her stock of ideas, which was by no means incon- veniently large, had been presented to her in her youth, and required altering to suit the present fashion. Still she was a good old woman in her way ; her " heart alive " was a very kind one ; and she doated on poor Walter, spoiling and indulging him till she had made even a greater fool of him than nature had intended. The trio was com- pleted by her hopeful son Robert, or, as he was more familiarly termed, Bob Peters, who, one year younger than Sir Walter, was as clever and mischievous an imp as ever indued a page's livery and bore a splendid crop of buttons to fascinate society. Pressing close to his nurse's side and dragging the pretty page after him by the wrist, Walter entered the alarming presence of his guardian and his tutor, hanging back like a startled colt the moment he perceived a stranger. " Walter, come here ; I want to introduce you to this gentleman," exclaimed General Grant in the blandest tone he could command ; but in vain— Walter only hung his head and shrank closer to his protectress. "Oh, myl Walter dearie, go to the General. Bless my heart alive, you ain't so silly as to be afraid of him^ exclaimed Mrs. Peters, emphasising the him as though it referred to a pet lamb or a tame rabbit. "Go in and win, Master Walter; the gentleman won't bite yer," suggested Bob in an audible whisper. LEWIS ARUNDEL. loi But their remonstrances produced no effect upon Walter, and served only to increase General Grant's irritation. " He must be taught obedience, sir," he remarked quickly, appeal- ing to Lewis. " Nothing can be done until he becomes obedient;" then turning to the old nurse, he continued, " Mrs. Peters, Sir Walter will not require your attendance at present ; you may leave the room, and take your son with you." " I'm afeard, sir, you won't be able to do nothing with Master Walter without one of us stops with him. You see, he's kind of used to us," urged Mrs. Peters. " I shall feel obliged by your leaving the room, Mrs. Peters. When I require your advice I will inform you of the fact," returned the General, walking with stately steps towards the door, which he held partially open to permit the egress of the servants, while he prevented Walter from following them. As he saw his friends depart the boy raised his eyes, which gleamed with mingled fear and anger, to General Grant's face, but cold inflexibility was written there so unmistakably that even the darkened perceptions of the idiot could not fail to perceive it ; and apparently feeling instinctively that resistance would be unavailing, his counte- nance assumed a sulky, dogged expression, and he suffered himself to be led to a seat without opposition. But, despite this success, the General seemed as far from gaining his point as ever ; neither kind- ness nor coercion could induce Walter to pay the slightest attention to the remarks addressed to him, or to utter a single word. Any one, to have seen him at that moment, would have imagined him to be hopelessly imbecile. That such was not the case, however, Lewis, who without interfering openly had been closely observing him from the moment of his entrance, felt convinced. He had particularly watched the play of his features, and had remarked when he first came in that they were characterised by an expression of fear and shyness rather than of stupidity, and that it was not until his guardian had banished those whom he knew well, and in whom he had confidence, that they assumed the look of stolid sulkiness which they now wore. After making several unsuccessful attempts to elicit from his ward some proof of intelligence, General Grant at length quitted the room in search of his daughter, actuated thereunto by a vague consciousness that his own manner might possibly be deficient in conciliatory power, and that Annie, from the fact of her belonging to the softer sex, possessed a decided advantage over him in this par- ticular. Availing himself of this opportunity, Lewis caught up a young kitten which was playing about the room, towards which he had observed Walter cast several furtive glances ; and caressing the little animal as he held it in his arms, he approached his pupil, saying quietly — " I'm sure you like the kitten, Walter, she is so playful and pretty?" The boy made no answer, but the sullen look in his face gradually gave place to a milder expression, and he glanced from Lewis to the kitten with an appearance of intelligence, for which any one who had seen him a minute before would not have given him credit. Lewis loa LEWIS ARUNDEL. saw that he had touched the right string, and continued in the same kind and gentle manner — " We must make a great pet of the kitten. She will play with us and amuse us nicely." As he said this Walter drew closer to him, and seeming, in his interest about the kitten, to forget his fear of the stranger, held out his hands for the little creature to be given to him. " Will you be kind to her if I let you have her?" continued Lewis, Walter nodded in token of assent, and Lewis handed him the kitten, which he immediately began to fondle and play with, laughing with childish glee at its gambols. After amusing himself in this manner for several minutes he suddenly turned to Lewis and asked in a half-whisper — " Do you like ponies, too ? " Dehghted at this proof of the success of his attempt to win his pupil's confidence, Lewis signified his intense affection for ponies in general, and inquired whether Walter possessed one. On receiving an affirmative nod he continued — " And are you very fond of riding it ? " This question seemed to perplex the boy, for he made no reply, and a half-puzzled, vacant expression banished the gleam of intelligence which had lighted up his features. Lewis repeated the inquiry in two or three different forms, but with no better success. A pause ensued, during which the young tutor pondered with himself the best means of calling forth and strengthening the faint germs of intellect which evidently existed in the clouded mind of the poor idiot, when Walter again looked up and exclaimed abruptly — " Bob says I'm to ride the pony when somebody comes to take care of me." "And I am that somebody," returned Lewis, smiling good-naturedly. " You shall ride the pony to-day if you like." This seemed to please him, for he nodded and laughed, and resumed his gambols with the kitten. Suddenly a new idea appeared to strike him, for his face became clouded, and drawing close to Lewis, he whispered, pointing to the door by which General Grant had left the apartment — " Don't tell him, or he won't let me go." "Why should you think so, Walter? That gentleman is your guardian, and means to be very kind to you," returned Lewis; but Walter shook his head and repeated — " Don't tell him ; he won't let me go." At this moment the General returned, accompanied by Annie, whose feelings of sympathy and pity were slightly tempered by the fears which Miss Livingstone had laboured industriously to instil into her mind. Lewis drew the General on one side and gave him an outline of all that had passed during his absence, adding, that although it was of course too soon for him to judge with any degree of accuracy to what extent they might proceed, it was evident his pupil possessed some reasoning powers which cultivation might develop. And he was going on to add that harshness appeared to him likely rather to LEWIS ARUNDEL. 103 increase than diminish the evil, when his attention was attracted by an exclamation of anger from Walter. The moment General Grant returned his ward had relapsed into his former state of sullen apathy, and all Annie's attempts to induce him to notice her only appeared to increase his obstinacy, till at length she began to stroke the kitten, which he still held in his arms. This, for some unexplained cause (probably because he fancied she might be about to injure his favourite, or to deprive him of it), irritated him beyond control, and forgetting his fear in his anger, he uttered the exclamation above alluded to, and struck at her fiercely with a riding- whip which he had brought in with him. Springing forward, however, before the blow could descend, Lewis caught his uplifted arm and held it in an iron grasp, while in a grave but stem voice he said — " Walter, I am surprised at you. Attempt to strike a lady ! You must never do such a thing again." The calm, impressive manner in which he uttered these words appeared to produce a beneficial effect in subduing the boy's irritation ; for after making one furious but unavailing attempt to free himself, he sat perfectly still and unresisting. Nothing, however, could induce him to make friends with Annie, or to allow her to touch his beloved kitten, though when Lewis caressed it, and even took it in his arms, he appeared well contented. A fortnight's careful study of the young baronet's character only served to confirm the impressions Lewis had received during this first interview. That he possessed some powers of reasoning and reflection was evident ; but the great difficulty lay in finding a key to the work- ings of his mind by aid of which these powers might be strengthened and developed. Any direct question seemed to puzzle and confuse him, and the only plan which appeared to offer any hope of success was, if possible, to discover some train of thought (if the vague and desultory fancies which flitted across his feeble brain deserved to be so called), and then to lead him gently on by suggesting new ideas, some of which he might adopt and retain. But it was an up-hill task ; and often when Lewis, with a degree of calm perseverance which in one of his eager and impetuous disposition could scarcely have been looked for, had succeeded in making him acquire, as he believed, a leading idea on which he hoped to base some superstructure of elementary knowledge, a look of hopeless vacuity would show that no progress had been made, and that the labour must all be gone through again. At other times some shrewd remark or pertinent question would take Lewis as it were by surprise, and induce him to imagine that he had underrated his pupil's mental capacity, and that the fault must lie in his own inexperience of such cases. But there was much to be unlearned as well as to be taught. As is often the case in persons of weak intellect, the mere animal tendencies were unusually strong. He was subject to violent bursts of passion, if his will were in the slightest degree thwarted, which it required all Lewis's firmness and strength of character to contend against successfully. Occasion- ally fits of melancholy would seize him, during which he would sit for hours without speaking, his bead resting dejectedly on his hand, and 104 LEWIS ARUNDEL. nothing appearing able to interest or amuse him. If not prevented, he would eat so voraciously as to injure his health. He was also indolent and averse to active exertion of any kind. But Lewis took much pains to teach him to ride, and the exercise thus obtained tended greatly to strengthen his constitution. His fondness for animals was one of the most amiable points in his disposition. He and Faust ere long became inseparable, and Lewis found the dog a most useful auxiliary in inculcating — by example, not precept, for Faust could not quite talk — the necessity of implicit obedience. A month soon glided by, and at its expiration Lewis informed General Grant that if he still wished him to undertake the care of his ward he was willing to do so ; an offer of which that noble commander joyfully availed himself, being in his secret soul equally surprised and pleased at the degree of success which had already attended Lewis's efforts, and only too glad to secure the services of one who could and would save him all further difficulty in regard to the onerous and troublesome responsibility which he had taken upon himself. For the next six months of his residence at Broadhurst Lewis saw but little of the family. During the greater part of that time the General was absent on a visit to some relations in Scotland, whither his daughter accompanied him. Miss Livingstone, having supplied herself with a resident victim in the person of Miss Susan Pinner, an unhappy little fourteen-year-old cousin once removed (the further the better from such a relative, we should imagine), spent her time very much to her own satisfaction in daily offering up the helpless sacrifice thus acquired at the altar of her evil temper, and in tyrannising over the poor of the neighbourhood with most excruciating benevolence. A sick family was a rare treat to this venerable scourge. Nauseous were the medicines she forced down the throats of the destitute, aggravating the directions with which she tortured the suffering, hateful the dietary on which she nourished all sick persons and young children I Truly an irritating poor man's plaster was that sphinx of modem society, Minerva Livingstone, and CEdipus himself would never have guessed at one -half her modes of ingeniously tormenting indigent merit. Fortunately, working out the details of this ferocious philanthropy occupied so much of the good lady's time that Lewis enjoyed a happy immunity from her attentions, and was allowed to put in practice his theories for the improvement of his pupil without let or hindrance; and it was with a degree of pleasure, which was in itself sufficient reward for his trouble, that he perceived his plans likely to succeed beyond his most sanguine expectations. Affairs were in this position when — but such an interesting disclosure requires a fresh chapter. LEWIS ARUNDEL 105 CHAPTER XVIII. LEWIS RECEIVES A MYSTERIOUS COMMUNICATION, AND IS RUN AWAY WITH BY TWO YOUTHFUL BEAUTIES. The arrival of the post-bag was an interesting event to Lewis, as almost the only pleasure he allowed himself was a rapid interchange of letters with his sister ; and to this correspondence was he indebted for an amount of warm sympathy, judicious advice, and affectionate interest in his pursuits which tended greatly to relieve the monotony and diminish the irksomeness of his situation ; but with the exception of Rose and (occasionally) Frere, his correspondents were exceedingly limited in number, and their epistles few and far between. It was then a matter of no small surprise to him to receive a business- like-looking letter in an unknown handwriting. To break the seal (which bore the impression of the letters J. and L. united in a flourish- ing cipher that at first sight looked like a bad attempt to delineate a true lover's knot) was the work of a moment. The contents were as follows : — " Sir, — My partner and myself, having some connection with War- lington, were cognisant of the death of your late lamented father, which sad event was reported to have been caused by the sudden discovery of some important information contained in a public journal. It is in our power to impart to you the nature of that information; but as we have every reason to believe its importance has not been over- rated, we are only prepared to do so on the following terms : — viz., the present receipt of ten guineas, and a bond pledging yourself to pay to us the sum of ;£200 should the information prove as valuable as we conceive it to be. Awaiting the favour of a speedy answer, " We have the honour to remain. Sir, Yours obediently, " Jones & Levi, Attorney s-at-Law. " Street, Old Bailey :• " What a strange letter 1 " soliloquised Lewis, after perusing it care- fully for the second time. " The writer is evidently acquainted with the circumstances of my poor father's death, but that proves nothing ; the newspaper story rests on the evidence of the library-keeper at Warlington, and he probably told it to every one who came into his shop for the next week; and this tale may have been invented to suit the circumstances, with a view to extort money. One has heard of such rogueries ; still, in that case, why insist on the ;^200 bond ? That seems as if Messrs. Jones & Levi themselves had faith in the value of their information ; or it may only be done in order to give me that impression. I'll send the letter up to Richard Frere and ask him to ferret out these gents — I dare say they are thorough gents. Walter, I will not allow you to give Faust all your gloves to play with ; that is the third pair he has bitten to pieces this week. Faust ! drop it, io6 LEWIS ARUNDEL. sir ! Do you hear me ? That's right— good, obedient dog ! Now for Master Richard." So saying he took a pen and wrote, in a delicately-formed yet free and bold hand, the following note : — " Dear old Frere,— Certain individuals, signing themselves 'Jones & Levi,' have seen fit to favour me with the enclosed mysteri- ous communication, which on the face of the thing looks very like an attempt to swindle. As there is, however, just a remote possibility that something may come of it (for their account of the circumstances preceding my poor father's death tallies exactly with the recital my sister gave me on my return), you will, I am sure, add one more to your many kindnesses by investigating this matter for me. You must bear in mind that ;£io notes are by no means too plentiful with me, and that, under present circumstances, my bond for ;^200 would scarcely be worth as many pence. My poor charge progresses slowly ; he has become much more docile and tractable, and is considerably improved in manners and general amiability, but his mental capacity is lament- ably deficient ; his reasoning powers and usual habits of thought are about on a par with those of an average child of six or seven years old ; many intelligent children of that age are greatly his superiors in intellect: still, he makes visible progress, and that is recompense sufficient for any expenditure of time and trouble. He appears much attached to me, and (perhaps for that very reason — perhaps from the necessity to love something, which exists in the nature of every man worthy of the name) I have become so deeply interested in him, that duties which six months ago I should have reckoned irksome in the extreme, I now find a real pleasure in performing. I bore you with these details because . . . because you are so old a friend that I have acquired a prescriptive right to bore you when I like. As Walter and Faust (who clearly knows that I am writing to you, and sends you an affectionate wag of the tail) are becoming impatient at the length of my epistle, there being a walk in prospect dependent on my arriving at a satisfactory conclusion, the sooner I do so the better. " Yours ever, L. A." As Lewis folded and sealed this missive a servant entered with a note on a silver waiter, saying, as he presented it, " For you, sir. I am desired to wait while you read it." It was written in a stiff, formal hand, and ran as follows : — "Miss Livingstone presents her compliments to Mr. Arundel, and requests the favour of an interview with him." " What is in the wind now, I wonder?" thought Lewis, but he only said, " Tell Miss Livingstone I will do myself the pleasure of waiting on her immediately," and the servant retired. Minerva was enthroned in state in the small drawing-room, the large one being an awful apartment, dedicated to high and solemn social convocations, and by no means lightly to be entered. Care sat LEWIS ARUNDEL. 107 upon her wrinkled brow, and looked as uncomfortable there as in such a situation might reasonably have been expected. As Lewis entered, this remarkable woman rose and performed as near an approach to a curtsey as her elephantine conformation would permit; then, graciously motioning her visitor to a seat, she growled an inquiry after the well-being of his pupil, promulgated a decidedly scandalous account of the state of the weather, with a disheartening prophecy appended relative to meteorological miseries yet to come ; and having thus broken her own ice, dived into the chilly recesses of her cold water system, and fished up from its stony depths the weighty grievance that oppressed her. It appeared that the same post which had conveyed the mysterious document from Messrs. Jones & Levi had also brought a letter from General Grant containing the intelligence that he was about to return home forthwith, that the house was to be prepared for the reception of a large Christmas party, and that he wished Miss Livingstone to pay a round of visits preparatory to the issue of innumerable notes of invitation, by which the neighbourhood was to be induced to attend sundry festive meetings at Broadhurst ; and all this was to be done more thoroughly and on a larger scale than usual, for some mysterious reason in regard to which the General was equally urgent and enigmatical. But Minerva shall speak for herself. " Having thus, Mr. Arundel, made myself acquainted with General Grant's wishes (fourteen beds to be ready this day week, and not even the hangings put up on one of them — but men are so inconsiderate nowadays), I proceeded to give Reynolds (the housekeeper) full and clear instructions (to not one of which did she pay proper attention — but servants are so careless and self-conceited nowadays) as to all the necessary domestic arrangements. I then desired the coachman might be informed that I should require the carriage to be ready for use at two o'clock to-morrow (as you are perhaps aware, sir, that since the General's departure for Scotland I have restricted myself to a simple pony-chaise). Judge of my amazement when I was told there were no horses fit for use 1 I begged to see the coachman instantly, but learned that he was confined to his bed with influenza. The second coachman is in Scotland with the General, so that in fact there was not a creature of sufficient respectability for me to converse with to whom I could give directions about the matter. Under these circumstances, which are equally unexpected and annoying, I con- sidered myself justified in applying to you, Mr. Arundel. Would you oblige me by going through the stables and ascertaining whether anything can be devised to meet the present emergency? I am aware that the service I require of you is beyond the strict routine of your duties ; but you must yourself perceive the impossibility of a lady venturing among stablemen and helpers without showing a disregard to that strict rule of propriety by which it has been the study of my life to regulate my conduct." Having reached this climax, Minerva glanced with an air of dignified self-approval towards Lewis and began a very unnecessary process of refrigeration with the aid of a fan apparently composed, S io8 LEWIS ARUNDEL. like its mistress, of equal parts of cast-iron and buckram. Lewis immediately signified his readiness to undertake the commission, and promising to return and report progress, bjowed and left the room. On reaching the stables a groom attended his summons, and, after the fashion of his race, entered into a long explanation of the series of untoward circumstances to which the present state of equine destitution might be attributed, in the course of which harangue he performed, so to speak, a fantasia on the theme, "And then do you see, sir, coachman being hill," to which sentence, after each variation, he constantly returned. The substance of his communica- tion was as follows : — Shortly before the General's departure one of the carriage horses had fallen and broken his knees, and its com- panion having an unamiable predilection for kicking, the pair were sold and a couple of young unbroken animals purchased, which, after a summer's run, were destined to replace the delinquents. Shortly after this the General fell in love with and bought a pair of iron-grey four-yeai-olds, also untrained. All these young horses were now taken up from grass and about to be broken in, but the coachman's illness had interrupted their education." " Well, but are neither pair of the young stock available ? " inquired Lewis. " I'm afeared not, sir," was the reply. " The bays ain't never been in harness, and the iron-greys only three times." "Oh, the greys have been in harness three times, have they?" resumed Lewis. "Let us take them out to-day and see how they perform." " If you please, sir, I am only pad groom, and I can't say as I should feel myself disactly compertent to drive them wild young devils." " Bring out that mail phaeton ; put on the break harness, and I'll drive them myself," returned Lewis. " But, if you please, sir," began the groom in a tone of remon- strance. "My good fellow, you waste time in talking. Of course if any- thing goes wrong in consequence of your obeying my directions, I alone shall be answerable ; but nothing will go wrong if your harness is sound," returned Lewis quickly. The man, seeing the young tutor was determined, summoned one of his fellows, and in a short time the phaeton was made ready and the horses harnessed and led out. They were a splendid pair of dark iron-greys, with silver manes and tails ; their heads, small and well set on, their sloping shoulders, and fine graceful legs, spoke well for their descent ; but they snorted with fear and impatience as they were led up to their places, and their bright full eyes gazed wildly and restlessly around. " Be quiet with them ! " exclaimed Lewis as one of the men laid a rude grasp on the rein to back the near-side horse into his place. " You never can be too quiet and steady with a young horse. Soho, boy! what is it then.' nobody is going to hurt you," he continued, H > O o o OS 0. H 55 o LEWIS ARUNDEL. 109 patting the startled animal, and at the same time backing him gently into the required position. The operation of putting-to was soon completed ; and Lewis saying, "You had better lead them off if there is any difficulty in getting them to start," took the reins in his hands and sprang up lightly but quietly. Seating himself firmly, he asked, " Now, are you all ready ?" and receiv- ing an answer in the affirmative, continued, " Give them their heads ; " then making a mysterious sound which may be faintly portrayed by the letters " tchick," he endeavoured to start his horses. But this was no such easy matter. The near-side horse the moment he felt the collar ran back, pulling against his companion, who returned the compliment by rearing and striking with his fore-feet at the groom who attempted to hold him. " Steady there I " cried Lewis. " Pat his neck ; that's right. Quiet, horse 1 stand, sir I One of you call those men here," he added, pointing to a couple of labourers who were digging in a slip of ground near. " Now, my men," he resumed as they came up, " take hold of the spokes of the hind wheels and move the carriage on when I give you the signal. Are you ready ? Stand clear ; all right." As he spoke he again attempted to start the horses, and this time more successfully. The animal which had reared at the first attempt sprang forward, and finding the weight which he had probably fancied was immovable yield to his efforts, appeared anxious to proceed, but the other still hung back, and was partly dragged forward by his yoke-fellow, partly pushed on by the men who were propelling the carriage. Lewis again tried mild measures, but without effect; and at length, considering that the soothing system had been carried far enough, he drew the point of the whip smartly across the animal's shoulder. In reply to this the recusant flung up his heels as high as the kicking-straps would permit ; but on a second and rather sharper application of the thong he plunged forward and threw himself into the collar with a bound that tried the strength of the traces ; then pulling like a steam-engine, appeared resolved to revenge himself on his driver by straining every sinew of his arms to the utmost pitch of tension. But rowing, fencing, and other athletic exercises had rendered those arms as hard as iron ; and though the swollen muscles rounded and stood out till his coat- sleeve was stretched almost to bursting, Lewis continued to hold the reins in a vice-like grasp, and the fiery horses, arching their proud necks and tossing the foam-flakes from their champing jaws, were compelled to proceed at a moderate pace. The grooms ran by their sides for a short distance, then, at a sign from Lewis, one of the men watched his opportunity and scrambled up while the phaeton was still going on ; the other, having opened a gate leading down a road through the park, remained gazing after them with looks of the deepest interest "Well, sir, you've managed to start 'em easier than I expected," observed the groom, as, in compliance with Lewis's desire, he seated himself at his side. " Coachman was a good half-hour a getting 'em hout of the yard last time as they was put-to ; that near-sider wouldn't take the collar no how." no LEWIS ARUNDEL., "And yet he'll turn out the better horse of the two if he s judiciously managed," returned Lewis. " He has higher courage than his com- panion, though they're both splendid animals. They only require care- ful driving and working moderately every day to make as good a pair of carriage-horses as a man need wish to sit behind." " It ain't the first time as you've handled the ribbons by a good many, I should say, sir," continued Bob Richards (for that was the man's name, dear reader, although I've never had an opportunity of telling you so before). " I see'd as you know'd what you was about afore ever you got on the box." " Before I got up ! " returned Lewis. " How did you manage that, my friend ? " " Why, sir, the furst thing as you did was to cast your eye over the harness to see as all was right ; then, afore ever you put your foot on the step you took the reins into your hands, so that the minute you was up you was ready for a bolt, hif so be it had pleased Providence to start the 'orses off suddenly. Now, anybody as wasn't used to the ways of four-footed quadrupals wouldn't never have thought of that." " Your powers of observation do you credit," returned Lewis, with difficulty repressing a smile. " You are right, I have been accustomed to driving, as you imagine." And as he spoke the remembrance of scenes and persons now far away came across him, and he thought with regret of pleasant hours passed with his young associates in Germany, when the mere fact of his being an Englishman caused him to be regarded as an oracle on all matters connected with horse- flesh. While this conversation was taking place the iron-greys had proceeded about a mile through the park, dancing, curvetting, and staring on all sides, as though they would fain shy at every object they discerned. " They are gradually dropping into a steadier pace, you see,'' observed Lewis ; " they'll be tired of jumping about, and glad to trot without breaking into a canter, when they get a little warm to their work. Quiet, boy, quiet 1 " he continued, as the horses suddenly pricked up their ears and stared wildly about them ; " gently there, gently! What in the world are they frightened at now ?" The question did not long remain a doubtful one, for in another minute a hollow, rushing sound became audible, and a herd of deer, startled by the rattling of the carriage, broke from a thicket hard by, and bounding over the tall fern and stunted brushwood, darted across the road, their long thin legs and branching antlers, indistinctly seen in the grey light of an autumn day, giving them a strange and spectre-like appearance. But Lewis had no time to trace fanciful resemblances, for the horses demanded all his attention. As the sound of pattering feet approached they began to plunge violently ; at the sight of the deer they stopped short, snorting and trembling with fright ; and when the herd crossed the road before them, perfectly maddened with terror they reared till they almost stood upright ; then, turning short round, they dashed off the road at right angles, nearly overturning the phaeton as they did so, and breaking into a mad LEWIS ARUNDEL. ill gallop, despite all their driver's efforts to restrain them, tore away with the speed of lightning. For a feAv seconds the sound of the wind whistling past his ears, and oppressing his breathing to a painful degree, confused Lewis and deprived him of the power of speech ; but the imminence of the danger, and the necessity for calmness and decision, served to restore his self-possession, and turning towards his companion, who, pale with terror, sat convulsively grasping the rail of the seat, he inquired — " Can you recollect whether there are any ditches across the park in this direction ? " " There ain't no ditches, as I recollects," was the reply, " but there's something a precious sight worser. If these devils go straight ahead for five minutes longer at this pace, we shall be dashed over the bank of the lake into ten foot water." "Yes, I remember; I see where we are now. The ground rises to the left, and is clear of trees and ditches, is it not ? " asked Lewis. The groom replied in the affirmative, and Lewis continued : " Then we must endeavour to turn them ; do you take the whip, stand up, and be ready to assist me at the right moment. What are you thinking of? " he continued, seeing that the man hesitated and was apparently measuring with his eye the distance from the step to the ground. " It would be madness to jump out while we are going at this rate. Be cool, and we shall do very well yet." " I'm agreeable to do whatever you tells me, only be quick about it, sir," rejoined the groom. " For if it comes to jumping hout, or sitting still to be drownded, hout I goes, that's flat, for I never could abear cold water." " I suppose the reins are strong, and to be depended on?" inquired Lewis. " Nearly new, sir," was the reply. "Then be ready; and when I tell you, exert yourself," continued Lewis. While these remarks passed between the two occupants of the phaeton, the horses still continued their mad career, resisting success- fully all attempts to check the frightful speed at which they were hurrying on towards certain destruction. As they dashed past a clump of shrubs, which had hitherto concealed from view the danger to which they were exposed, the full peril of their situation became evident to the eyes of Lewis and his companion. With steep and broken banks, on which American shrubs, mixed with flags and bulrushes, grew in unbounded luxuriance, the lake lay stretched before them, its clear depths reflecting the leaden hue of the wintry sky, and a slight breeze from the north rippling its polished surface. Less than I quarter of a mile of smooth greensward separated them from their dangerous neighbour. An artist would have longed to seize this moment for transferring to canvas or marble the expression of Lewis's features. As he perceived the nearness and reality of the danger that threatened him, his spirit rose with the occasion, and calm self-reliance, dauntless courage, and an energetic determination to subdue the infuriated animals before him, at whatever risk, lent a 112 LEWIS ARUNDEL. brilliancy to his flashing eye, and imparted a look of stem resolve to his finely cut mouth, which invested his unusual beauty with a char- acter of superhuman power such as the sculptors of antiquity sought to immortalise in their statues of heroes and demigods. Selecting an open space of turf unencumbered with trees or other obstacles, Lewis once more addressed his companion, saying — " Now be ready. I am going to endeavour to turn them to the left, in order to get their heads away from the lake and uphill ; but as I shall require both hands and all my strength for the reins, 1 want you to stand up and touch them smartly with the whip on the off-side of the neck. If you do this at the right moment, it will help to bring them round. Do you understand me ? " Richards replied in the affirmative, and Lewis, leaning forward and shortening his grasp on the reins, worked the mouths of the horses till he got their heads well up ; then assuring himself by a glance that his companion was ready, he checked their speed by a great exertion of strength ; arid tightening the left rein suddenly, the groom at the same moment applying the whip as he had been desired, the fiery steeds, springing from the lash and yielding to the pressure of the bit, altered their course, and going round so sharply that the phaeton was again within an ace of being overturned, dashed forward in an opposite direction. " You did that uncommon well, to be sure, sir," exclaimed Richards, drawing a long breath like one relieved from the pressure of a painful weight. " I thought we was over once, though ; it was a precious near go." " A miss is as good as a mile," returned Lewis, smiling. " Do you see," he continued, " they are slackening their pace ; the hill is begin- ning to tell upon them already. Hand me the whip ; I shall give the gentlemen a bit of a lesson before I allow them to stop, just to con- vince them that running away is not such a pleasant amusement as they appear to imagine." So saying, he waited till the horses began sensibly to relax their speed ; then holding them tightly in hand, he punished them with the whip pretty severely, and gave them a good deal more running than they liked before he permitted thenl to stop, the nature of the ground (a gentle ascent of perfectly smooth turf) allowing him to inflict this discipline with impunity. After proceeding two or three miles at the same speed he perceived another cross-road running through the park. Gradually pulling up as he approached it, he got his horses into a walk, and as soon as they had once again exchanged grass for gravel he stopped them to recover wind. The groom got down, and gathering a handful of fern, wiped the foam from their mouths and the perspiration from their reeking flanks. " You've given 'em a pretty tidy warming, though, sir," he observed. " If I was you I would not keep 'em standing too long." " How far are we from the house, do you imagine?" inquired Lewis. " About three mile, I should say," returned Richards. "It will take you nigh upon half-an-hour, if you drives 'em easy." LEWIS ARUNDEL. 113 Lewis looked at his watch, muttering, " More than an hour to Walter's dinner-time." He then continued, " Get up, Richards ; I have not quite done with these horses yet ; " adding, in reply to the man's questioning glance as he reseated himself, " I'm only going to teach them that a herd of deer is not such a frightful object as they seem to imagine it." " Sure/c you're never agoin' to take 'em near the deer again, Mr. Arundel ; they'll never stand it, sir," expostulated Richards. " You can get down if you like," observed Lewis, with the slightest possible shade of contempt in his tone. " I will pick you up here as I return." Richards was a thorough John Bull, and it is a well-known fact that to hint to one of that enlightened race that he is afraid to do the most insane deed imaginable is quite sufficient to determine him to go through with it at all hazards. Accordingly, the individual in question pressed his hat on his brows to be prepared for the worst, and folding his arms with an air of injured dignity, sat sullenly hoping for an overturn, which might prove him right, even at the risk of a broken neck. Lewis's quick eye had discerned the herd of deer against a dark background of trees which had served to screen them from the less acute perceptions of the servant, and he now contrived, by skirting the aforesaid belt of Scotch firs, to bring the phaeton near the place where the deer were stationed without disturbing them, so that the horses were able clearly to see the creatures which had before so greatly alarmed them. It has been often remarked that horses are greatly terrified by an object seen but indistinctly, at which, when they are able to observe it more closely, they will show no signs of fear. Whether for this reason, or that the discipline they had under- gone had cooled their courage and taught them the necessity of obedience, the iron-greys approached the herd of deer without attempting to repeat the manoeuvre which had been so nearly proving fatal to their driver and his companion. Lewis drove them up and down once or twice, each time decreasing the distance between the horses and the animals, to the sight of which he wished to accustom them, without any attempt at rebellion on their part beyond a slight preference for using their hind legs only in progression, and a very becoming determination to arch their necks and point their ears after the fashion of those high-spirited impossibilities which do duty for horses in Greek friezes and in the heated imagination of young lady artists, who possess a wonderful (a very wonderful) talent for sketching animals. Having continued this amusement till the deer once again conveyed themselves away, Lewis, delighted at having carried his point and overcome the difficulties which had opposed him, drove gently back to Broadhurst ; and having committed the reeking horses to the care of a couple of grooms, who began hissing at them like a whole brood of serpents, returned to make his report and soothe the tribulation of that anxious hyaena in petticoats. Miss Martha Livingstone. 114 LEWIS ARUNDEL. CHAPTER XIX. CHARLEY LEICESTER BEWAILS HIS CRUEL MISFORTUNE. Frere'S answer to Lewis's note made its appearance at Broadhurst on the morning of the second day after that on which the events narrated in the previous chapter took place. It ran as follows : — " Dear Lewis, — I think I've told you before — (if it wasn't you it was your sister, which is much the same thing) — not to write such a pack of nonsense as 'adding to my many kindnesses,' and all that sort of stuff, because it's just so much time and trouble wasted. I see no particular kindness in it, that's the fact. You and she live in the country, and I in town ; and if there is anything that either of you want here, why of course it's natural to tell me to get or to do it for you ; and as to apologising, or making pretty speeches every time you require anything, it's sheer folly ; besides, I like doing the things for you. If I didn't I wouldn't do them, you may depend upon that; so no more of such rubbish 'an you love me.' And now, touching those interesting, or rather interest«4 individuals, Messrs. Jones & Levi. I thought when I read their letter they were rascals or thereabouts, but a personal interview placed the matter beyond doubt ; and if you take my advice, you'll see them — well, never mind where — but keep your ^lo in your pocket, that's all. Depend upon it, they are more used to making rich men poor than poor ones rich. However, I'll tell you all their sayings and doings, as far as I am acquainted therewith, and then you can judge for yourself. As soon as I received your letter I trudged off into the city, found the den of thieves — I mean the lawyei-'s ofifice — of which I was in search, sent in my card by an unwashed Israelite with a pen behind each ear and ink all over him, whom I took to be a clerk, and by the same un- savoury individual was ushered into the presence of Messrs. Jones & Levi. Jones was a long cadaverous-looking animal, with a clever, bad face, and the eye of a hawk ; Levi, a fat Jew, and apparently a German into the bargain, with a cunning expression of countenance and a cringing manner, who gave one the idea of having been fed on oil-cake till he had become something of the sort himself; a kind of man who, if you had put a wick into him, wouldn't have made a bad candle, only one should so have longed to snuff him out. Well, I soon told these worthies what I was come about, and then waited to hear all they had to say for themselves. The Gentile, being most richly gifted with speech, took upon him to reply — " ' Let me offer you a chair, Mr. Frere, sir. Delighted to have the honour of making your acquaintance. I speak for my partner and myself — eh, Mr. Levi ? ' " ' In courshe, shir. Moosh playsure, Misthur Vreer, shir,' muttered Levi, who spoke through his nose, after the manner of modem Israelites, as if that organ were afHicted with a permanent cold. "When I had seated myself Jones returned to the attack by LEWIS ARUNDEL. n.S observing' : ' Our letter contained a certain definite and specific offer. Does Mr. Arundel agree to that, Mr. Frere, sir?' " ' Mr. Arundel has placed the matter entirely in my hands, Mr. Jones,' replied I ; ' and before I can agree to anything I must under- stand clearly what benefit my friend is likely to derive from the information hinted at in your letter.' " ' May I inquire, Mr. Frere, sir, whether you are a professional ■ man ? ' asked Jones. " ' If you mean a lawyer, Mr. Jones,' replied I, ' I am thankful to say I am not.' " I suppose he did not exactly relish my remark, for he resumed, in a less amicable tone than he had used before — " ' I believe the letter to which I have already referred contained a clear statement of the only' (he emphasised the word strongly) ' terms upon which we should be disposed to communicate the information,' and he glanced towards his partner, who echoed — " ' De only turmsh." " ' Then, gentlemen,' said I (gentlemen, indeed !), ' I beg most distinctly to inform you that my friend shall never, with my consent, pay ^lo down and become liable for ^200 more, this liability depend- ing on a contingency which you have no doubt provided against, on the mere chance that some information in your possession may refer to the exciting cause of his father's death and prove valuable to him.' " ' De informationsh ish mosht faluaple,' broke in Levi. " ' I beg pardon, Mr, Levi,' exclaimed Jones quickly, ' but I believe we agreed this matter was to be left to my management ? ' " Levi nodded his large head and looked contrite, while Jones continued : ' In that case, Mr. Frere, sir, I have only to add that if Mr. Arundel refuses to comply with our terms we shall not part with the information on any others. At the same time, I should advise him to reconsider the matter, for I do not hesitate to say that I quite coincide with Mr. Levi in his opinion concerning the importance of the information which is in our possession.' " As he said this an idea occurred to me, and I replied — " ' Suppose, instead of the bond for £200 in the event of some contingency which may never occur, Mr. Arundel were willing to pay _^20 down for the information, would you agree to that ?' " ' Say vive and dirtysh,' put in the Jew, his dull eyes brightening at the prospect of money. ' Say vive and dirtysh, and it shall pe von pargainsh.' " ' Would you agree to take that sum, Mr. Jones ? ' asked I. " He glanced at his partner with a slight contraction of the bro\y and shook his head ; but the spirit of avarice aroused in the Jew was not so easily to be put down, and he continued, in a more positive tone than he had yet ventured to use — " ' Yesh, he dosh agree. Me and my bardner ve vill take the vive and dirtysh poundsh, ready monish, Mr. Vreer,' " ' Not quite so fast, my good sir,' returned I. ' If you are so very ready to give up the bond for ;£2oo, to be paid in case the information should prove as valuable as you assert it to be, the natural inference ii6 LEWIS ARUNDEL. is that you yourself have mighty little faith in the truth of your asser- tion; and as I happen to be pretty much of that way of thinking also, I shall wish you both good morning.' " So saying, I put on my hat and walked out of the room, leaving the Jew and the Gentile to fight it out to their own satisfaction. " I had not a very strong affection for lawyers before, and I can't say this visit has served to endear the profession to me particularly.. You know the old story of the man who defined the difference between an attorney and a solicitor to be much the same as that between an alligator and a crocodile. Well, Messrs. Jones & Levi realised such a definition to the life, for a more detestable brace of rascals I never encountered; and depend upon it, the less you have to do with them the better; at least, such is the opinion of yours for ever and a day (always supposing such an epoch of time may exist), "Richard Frere." " So," exclaimed Lewis, refolding the letter, "that chance has failed me. Well, I never expected anything would come of it ; and yet — heigho ! I certainly was born under an unlucky star. _ I think Frere was rather precipitate. According to his account of his proceedings, he seems to have felt such an intense conviction that the men were rascals that he called on them rather for the purpose of exposing them than to investigate the matter. He prejudged the question. However, I have no doubt the result would have been the same in any case. What a bore it is that men will be rogues 1 I shall have out those horses again after Walter has got through his lesson. If they go quietly I shall take him with me for a drive to-morrow." And thus communing with himself, he summoned Walter and com- menced the usual morning routine. Miss Livingstone had, by Lewis's advice, ordered post-horses to the carriage, and was in that way enabled to accomplish her round of visits. Lewis carried out his intention of driving the iron-greys, who conducted themselves with so much propriety that on the following day he took his pupil with him, and finding the drive pleased and amused the poor boy he repeated it every fine day. Thus a week slipped away, and the time for the General's return arrived. It was late on the afternoon of the day on which he was expected, and Lewis was wearily assisting poor Walter to spell through a page of dissyl- lables, when that peculiar gravel-grinding sound became audible which, in a country house, necessarily precedes an arrival. Then there was a great bustle as of excited servants, a Babel-like confusion of tongues, bumps and thumps of heavy luggage, much trampling of feet, ringing of bells and slamming of doors ; then the sounds grew fainter, were remitted at intervals, and at last ceased altogether. The house was no longer masterless — General Grant had returned. Walter's atten- tion, by no means easy to command for five minutes together at the best of times, became so entirely estranged by the commotion above alluded to, that Lewis closed the book in despair and told him to go and play with Faust, who, sitting upright on a rug in front of the fire, was LEWIS ARUNDEL. ii? listeningf with the deepest interest to all that passed in the hall, and was only restrained from barking by a strict sense of propriety oper- ating on a well-disciplined mind. The boy gladly obeyed, and Lewis, resting his aching head on his hand, fell into deep thought — he thought of old times, when, head of his class at a public school, alike leader and idol of the little world in which he moved, his young ambition had shaped out for itself a career in which the bar, the bench, the senate, were to be but stepping-stones to the highest honours to which energy and talent might attain; and he contrasted his present position with the ideal future his boyish fancy had depicted. Then he bethought him of the tyrant who commanded that a living man should be chained to a corpse, and considered how the cold and numbing influence of the dead, gradually paralysing the vital energy of the living, was, as it were, typical of his own fate. He could not but be conscious of unusual powers of mind, for he had tested them in the struggle for honours with the deep and subtile thinkers of Germany, and had come off victorious ; and to reflect that these talents, which might have ensured him success in the game of life, were condemned to be wasted in the wearying attempt to call forth the faint germs of reason in the mind of an almost childish idiot 1 The thought was a bitter one ! and yet for months past he had felt resigned to his fate ; and the deep interest he took in his pupil's improvement, together with the time such a (juiet life afforded for reflection and self-knowledge, had ren- dered him contented, if not what is conventionally termed happy. To what then should he attribute his present frame of mind ? At this moment a tap at the study door interrupted his meditations, and he was unable to pursue his self-analysis further. Had he done so, he might possibly have discovered that pride, his besetting sin, lay at the root of the evil. As long as he lived in comparative seclusion his duties sat easily upon him ; but now that he was again about to mix in society, his position as tutor became- galling in the extreme to his haughty nature. As he heard the summons above mentioned he started from his reverie, and sweeping his hair from his forehead by a motion of his hand, exclaimed, " Come in." As he spoke the door opened, and our old acquaintance, Charley Leicester, lounged into the room. "Ah 1 how do you do, Arundel?" he began in his usual languid tone. " I know all the ins and outs of this place, and I thought I should find you here — this used to be my den once upon a time; many a holiday's task have I groaned over in this venerable apart- ment. Is that your incubus ?" he continued in a lower tone, glancing towards Walter. " Handsome features, poor fellow 1 Does he under- stand what one says?" " Scarcely, unless you speak to him individually," returned Lewis. " You may talk as you please before him, the chances are he will not attend ; but if he does, he will only understand a bit here and there, and even that he will forget the next moment, when some trifle occurs to put it out of his head. Walter, come and shake hands with this gentleman 1" Thus spoken to, Walter turned sheepishly away, and stooping down, ii8 LEWIS ARUNDEL. hid his face behind Faust. Lewis's mouth grew stern. " Faust, come here, sir ! " The dog arose, looked wistfully at his playfellow, licked his hand lovingly, then walking across the room, crouched down at his mastei''s feet. " Now, Walter, look at me." At this second appeal the boy raised his eyes to Lewis's face. " Go and shake hands with Mr. Leicester." " Don't worry him on my account, pray, my dear Arundel," inter- posed Leicester good-naturedly. " The General makes a great point of his being introduced to every one; and /make a great point of his doing as I bid him," returned Lewis with marked emphasis. But it was unnecessary, if meant as a hint to Walter, for his tutor's eye appeared to possess a power of fascination over him. No sooner did he meet his glance than he arose from his kneeling position, and going up to Leicester held out his hand saying, " How do you do ? " Charley shook hands with him kindly, asked him one or two simple questions, to which he replied with tolerable readiness ; then observ- ing that his eyes were fixed on a silver-mounted cane he held in his hand, he inquired whether he thought it pretty, and receiving an answer in the affirmative, added, " Then you may take it to amuse yourself with, if you like." A smile of childish delight proved that the offer was an acceptable one; and carrying off his treasure with him and calling Faust, who on a sign from his master gladly obeyed the summons, he betook himself to the farther end of the room, which was a very large one, and began playing with his canine associate. Leicester gazed at him for a moment or two, and then observed — " What a sad pity ! Such a fine-grown, handsome lad, too ! Why, in a year or two he will be a man in appearance, with the mind of a child. Does he improve much?" " Yes, he improves steadily, but very slowly," returned Lewis. Leicester wandered dreamily up to a chimney-glass, arranged his hair with an air of deep abstraction, pulled up his shirt-collars, caressed his whiskers, then separating the tails of a nondescript garment, which gave one the idea of a cut-away coat trying to look like a shooting-jacket, he extended his legs so as to form two sides of a triangle, and subjecting his frigid zone to the genial influence of the fire, he enjoyed for some minutes in silence the mysterious delight afforded to all true-born Englishmen by the peculiar position above indicated. At length he sighed deeply and muttered, " Heigho ! it's no use thinking about it." " That depends on what it is, and how you set to work to think," returned Lewis. " That may do as a general rule," continued Leicester, " but it won't apply to the case in point. The thing I was trying to cipher out, as the Yankees call it, is the incomprehensible distribution of property in this sublunary life. Now look at that poor boy — a stick for a play- thing and a dog for a companion make him perfectly happy. Those are his only superfluous requirements, which together with eating, drinking, clothing, and lodging might be provided for £yx) a year. LEWIS ARUNDEL. 119 Instead of that, when he is twenty-one he will come into from ^^8000 to ;^io,ooo per annum, besides no end of savings during his minority. Well, to say nothing of your own case " (Lewis's cheek kindled and his eye flashed, but Leicester, absorbed in his own thoughts, never noticed it, and continued), " though with your talents a little loose cash to give you a fair start might be the making of you— just look at my wretched position, — the son of a peer, brought up in all kinds of expensive habits, mi.\ing in the best set at Eton and at Oxford, the chosen associate of men of large property, introduced into the highest society in London — of course I must do as others do, I can't help myself. There are certain things necessary to a young man about town just as indispensable as smock-frocks and bacon are to a ploughman. For instance, to live one must dine — to dine one must belong to a club. Then London is a good large place, even if one ignores everything east of Temple Bar ; one must keep a cab if but to save boot-leather — that entails a horse and a tiger. Again, for four months in the year people talk about nothing but the opera — one can't hold one's tongue for four months, you know — that renders a stall indispensable. It's the fashion to wear white kid gloves, and the whole of London comes off black on everything, so there's a fine of 3s. 6d. a night only for having hands at the end of one's arms. The atmosphere of the metropolis is composed chiefly of smoke — the only kind of smoke one can inhale without being choked is tobacco smoke ; besides, life without cigars would be a desert without an oasis — but unfortunately Havannahs don't hang on every hedge. I might mul- tiply instances ad infinitum, but the thing is self-evident — to provide all these necessaries a man must possess money or credit, and I unfortunately have more Qf the latter than the former article. It is, as I have explained to you, utterly impossible for me to exist on less than — say ^i 500 a year ; and even with my share of my poor mother's fortune and the Governor's allowance, my net income doesn't amount to ;£8oo ; ergo, half the London and all the Oxford tradesmen possess little manuscript volumes containing interesting reminiscences of my private life. It's no laughing matter, I can assure you," he continued, seeing Lewis smile; "there's nothing cramps a man's" — here he released a coat-tail in order to raise his hand to conceal a yawn — " augh ! what do you call 'em ? — energies — so much as having a load of debt hanging round his neck. If it hadn't been for those con- founded Oxford bills checking me at first starting, 'pon my word I don't know that I might not have done something. I had ideas about a parliamentary career at one time, I can assure you, or diplomacy — any fool's good enough for an attachd. Now, if I had that poor boy's fortune, and he had my wzzjfortune, what an advantage it would be to both of us; he'll never know what to do with his money, and I should — rather ! Just fancy me with ^10,000 a year, and a coat on my back that was paid for. By Jove, I should not know myself. Ah, well ! it's no use talking about it ; all the same, I am an unlucky beggar." " But," interposed Lewis eagerly, " if you really dislike the life you lead so much, why don't you break through all these trammels of I20 LEWIS ARUNDEL. conventionality and strike out some course for yourself? With ;{^8oo a year to ward off poverty, and the interest you might command, what a splendid career lies before you 1 Were I in your position, instead of desponding I should deem myself singularly fortunate." " So you might, my dear fellow," returned Leicester, after pausing for a minute to regard Lewis with a smile of languid wonder. " So you might with your talents, and — and wonderful power of getting up the steam and keeping it at high pressure. I dare say we should see you a Field Marshal if you took to the red cloth and pipe-clay trade; or on the woolsack if you preferred joining the long-robed gentle- men. Now, I haven't got that sort of thing in me : I was born to be a man of property, and nothing else ; and the absurdity of the thing is the bringing a man into the world fit only for one pur- pose, and then placing him in a position in which, to use the cant of the day, he can't ' fulfil his mission' at any price. It's just as if nature were to form a carnivorous animal, and then turn it out to grass." Having delivered himself of this opinion with the air of a deeply injured man, the Honourable Charles Leicester consulted a minute Geneva watch with an enamelled back, and replacing it in his waistcoat pocket, continued, " Five o'clock ; I shall just have time to smoke a cigar before it is necessary to dress for dinner. I presume tobacco is a contraband article in the interior of this respectable dwelling-house ? " "A salutary dread of Miss Livingstone's indignation has prevented me from ever trying such an experiment," returned Lewis. " Well, I won't run the risk of offending the good lady," replied Leicester. "Aunt Martha has a wonderful knack of blighting the whole family for the rest of the day if one happens to run against one of her pet prejudices. By the way, you must have found her a most interesting companion ? " " We are great friends, I can assure you," rejoined Lewis. " She condescends to patronise me most benignantly ; but I have not spoken half-a-dozen times with her in as many months." " I suppose she has enlightened you as to the events about to come off during the next three weeks." " By no means. Beyond the fact of the General's return, and the information that the house was to be filled with people, Miss Living- stone has allowed me to remain in a state of the most lamentable ignorance." " What I have not you heard that the county is vacant, and the General has been persuaded to allow himself to be nominated as a candidate on the conservative interest i"" " But I thought he was already member for the borough of A J" " Yes; he will resign that if he succeeds for the county. Oh, you're quite in the dark, I see ; we mean to stir heaven and earth to get him in. My father gives him all his interest— Bellefield is coming down to look up the tenantry. You know we (that is. Belle and the Governor, worse luck) have large estates in the county. Belle can do a little bit of love-making in between whiles, and so kill two birds with one stone. And who else do you think is coming?— a very LEWIS ARUNDEL. ta great man, I can assure you j no less a personage, in fact, than — ar — ike De Grandeville I He has been induced to — ar — " (and here he mimicked De Grandeville's pompous manner inimitably) " throw his little influence— ar — into the scale, and — ar— show himself on the hustings, and — ar— arrange one or two matters which will in fact — ar— render the thing secure 1 The plain truth being that he really is a good man of business, and the General has engaged him as an electioneering agent. Well, then, there are a lot of people coming besides; and balls and dinners will be given to half the county. In short, the General means to do the thing in style, and spend as much money as would keep me out of debt for the next three years. Several parties are to arrive to-morrow, so the General brought Annie and me down with him as a sort of advanced guard. There will be some fun, I dare say; but an awful deal of trouble to counterbalance it. I shall lose my cigar, though, if I stand gossiping here any longer. Let me see, the nearest way to the stables will be to jump out of that window ; deduct the distance saved from the amount of exertion in leaping, and the remainder will be the gain of a minute and a half. Well, time is precious, so off we go. I suppose you appear in the course of the evening ? Take care, Walter ; that is right." Thus saying, he flung open the window, sprang out with more agility than from his usual listless movements might have been ex- pected, pulled the sash down again, and having nodded good-naturedly to Walter, disappeared. General Grant felt and expressed himself greatly delighted at the marked improvement which had taken place in his ward's manner and appearance, and attributing it with justice to Lewis's judicious management, that young gentleman rose many degrees in his em- ployePs favour. The General was essentially a practical man — he was endowed with a clear head, and (save where prejudice interfered) a sound judgment, and being happily devoid of that inconvenient organ, a heart (whence proceed, amongst other reprehensible emigrants, the whole host of amiable weaknesses, which merely gain for their pro- prietor that most useless, because unsaleable, article — affection), he looked upon his fellow-creatures as machines, and weighing them in the balance, patronised those only who were not found wanting. Lewis had proved himself a good teaching machine, and the General valued him accordingly. " The great point now, Mr. Arundel," he said, " is to endeavour to expand your pupil's mind. You have developed in him (and I give you great credit for the degree of success you have attained) powers of acquiring knowledge, — those powers must be cultivated ; he must have opportunities afforded him of seeing people and amassing facts for himself; and to this end it is my wish that he should mix as much as possible in society. I am about to entertain a large party at Broad- hurst, and I conceive that it will be a desirable opportunity to accustom Sir Walter to the presence of strangers, and to enable him, by the force of example acting on his imitative powers, to acquire the manners and habits of those of his own rank. I therefore propose that after two o'clock on each day your pupil and yourself should join the family 9 t2i LEWIS ARUNDEL. circle and enter into any schemes for amusement or exercise which may be arranged. I consider myself most fortunate," continued the General, with a little patronising inclination of the head towards Lewis, " in having secured the services of a gentleman whom I can with such entire satisfaction present to my friends." In compliance with this injunction Lewis was forced, much against his will, to withdraw from the retirement under the shadow of which he had hitherto contrived to screen himself from those annoyances to which his dependent situation exposed him, and which his sensitive nature led him especially to dread. On the following day arrivals succeeded one another with great rapidity, and when Lewis joined the party after luncheon there were several faces with which he was unacquainted. One, however, immediately arrested his attention, and turning to Leicester, he inquired the name of the person in question. " Eh 1 who is the man with moustaches, did you say? What ! don't you know him?" exclaimed Leicester, if, indeed, the slow, languid manner in which that young gentleman was accustomed to promulgate his sentiments can be properly so termed. " How very odd 1 I thought everybody knew himy that's my frire aini, Bellefield ; come with me, and I'll introduce you." " Excuse me,y returned Lewis, drawing back with a flushed cheek as the recollection of the scene on the banks of the Serpentine came vividly before him. " I had no idea it was your brother ; I never imagined for a moment " " My dear Arundel, don't excite yourself; as a general rule, there's nothing in this life worth getting up the steam about," returned Leicester, drawing on a kid glove. "Bellefield will be extremely happy to make your acquaintance — in fact, he is always extremely happy. If you were to cut your throat before his very eyes he would be extremely happy, and if he thought you did it well, probably fold his arms, ask what you would take for the razor, and be extremely happy to buy it of you. But as he'll be constantly here, there exists a positive necessity for you to know him — so come along." Thus saying, Charley Leicester linked his arm in that of Lewis and carried him off, nolens volens, to be introduced to his brother. Lord Bellefield having seen Lewis only once before, and under very peculiar circumstances, did not immediately recognise him ; and having made up his mind that for electioneering purposes it was necessary to bear all species of social martyrdom amiably, underwent his introduction to Lewis with great resignation, curling up his mous- taches and showing his white teeth in a ready-made smile — of which article he had always a stock on hand— most condescendingly. Lewis's was, however, a face that once seen it was not easy to forget. Moreover, there was at that moment an expression gleaming in his dark eyes not altogether consistent with the conventional in- difference befitting a mere social introduction, and Lord Bellefield was too close an observer not to notice it. " I've a strange idea I've seen you somewhere before, Mr. Arundel," he remarked. " If I am not much mistaken," returned -Lewis, "your lordship once LEWIS ARUNDEL. 123 did me the honour," and he laid a slightly sarcastic emphasis on the words, " to offer me a sum of money for a favourite dog." There was something in Lewis's manner as he uttered these words which showed that he had neither forgotten nor forgiven the insult that had been offered him. Lord Bellefield perceived it, and replied, with a half-sneer — "Ay, I recollect now — you jumped into the water to fish him out; and I naturally imagined that, as you appeared to set such store by him, you must expect to make money of him. Have you got him still?" Lewis replied in the affirmative, and his lordship continued — "Well, I'll give you your own price for him any day you like to name the sum." Without waiting for an answer he turned away and began convers- ing in an undertone with his cousin Annie. CHAPTER XX. SOME OF THE CHARACTERS FALL OUT AND OTHERS FALL IN. " So ! you're old acquaintances, it seems ! " observed Leicester, who had overheard the conversation following upon Lewis's introduction to Lord Bellefield. " Frere told me about the dog business, but I never knew till now that it had been Bellefield who offered you money for him. I can see you were annoyed about it. Belle fancies money can buy everything (which is pretty true in the long run), and a dog is a dog to him and nothing more. He'd never dream of making a friend of one ; in fact, he votes friendship a bore altogether ; so you must not heed his insult to Herr Faust. What are people going to do this afternoon? I wish somebody would settle something. Annie, just attend to me a minute, will you — what are we going to do ? " " Papa talked of a skating party on the lake," returned Annie, " but I've had no definite orders. Where can papa be ? Do go and look for him, Charles." " Is he in the house, think you?" inquired Charles, rising languidly and gazing round with a look of dreamy helplessness. " I saw General Grant cross the lawn with a gentleman — Mr. De Grandeville, I believe — not five minutes since," observed Lewis. "Exactly; then as you know where to find him, Arundel, and I don't, I dare say you'll be kind enough to tell him that — what was it, Annie?" said Leicester, reseating himself in an easy-chair with an expression of intense relief. " Charley, how idle you are ! I am quite ashamed of you,'' exclaimed Annie vehemently ; then, turning to Lewis, she continued, " If you would be so kind, Mr. Arundel, as to ask papa whether the lake scheme holds good, and if we are to walk or drive there, I should be so much obliged to you." 124 LEWIS ARUNDEL. Lewis signified his willingness to execute her wishes, and calling to Walter to accompany him, left the room. "Well, Annie, how do you like Lewis Arundel by this time?" inquired her cousin. " Wasn't I right in telling you he was quite a catch ? " "Yes, indeed," returned Annie warmly; "and he is so kind and clever about that poor Walter, I don't know what we should do without him. I think it is quite delightful to see his manner towards him, poor boy ! it combines all the tenderness of a woman with the firmness of a man, he is so patient and forbearing ; but it must in some degree repay him for his trouble to see the improvement he has effected, and the strong affection he has inspired. Walter absolutely seems to dote upon him." "A most desirable acquisition, certainly, the affection of an idiot," observed Lord Bellefield with a satirical curl of the lip. " I never despise real affection of any kind," returned Annie quickly. " I am delighted to hear you say so, belle cousine" replied Lord Bellefield, fixing his bold, roving eyes on her with an expression intended to be fascinating, but which was simply disagreeable. Annie looked annoyed, and saying she must warn Miss Livingstone of the intended expedition, rose and quitted the apartment. When the brothers were left together, Charles, after a minute's pause, began — " I say, Bellefield, I wish you'd try and be a little more civil to young Arundel. You annoyed him by the way in which you offered money for his dog, just after he had risked his life to save it, and I don't think you mended matters by what you added to-day. Recollect he's a gentleman by birth, and has the feelings of one." " Curse his feelings I " was the unamiable rejoinder ; " he's a proud, insolent young puppy. If he's a gentleman by birth, he's a beggar by position, and requires pulling down to his proper level. I've no notion of dependents giving themselves such airs, and shall let him know my opinion some of these days." . Charley Leicester regarded his elder brother with a half-sleepy look of serio-comic disgust, then slightly shrugging his shoulders, he drew on his glove, placed his hat on his head, arranged his curls to his satisfaction at a mirror, and lounged gracefully out of the room. Scarcely had he done so when the late subject of their conversation entered by another door which opened into the conservatory, and glanced round the apartment as if in quest of some one. Apparently the object of his search was not to be discerned, for turning to Lord Bellefield, he inquired "whether he could direct him where to find Miss Grant ? " The person addressed favoured him for some seconds with a super- cilious stare ere he answered, "And what might you want with that young lady, pray ? " Lewis paused for a moment before he dared trust himself to reply, for the tone in which the question had been asked was most insolent. At length he said, " I can have no objection to gratify your lordship's curiosity. The General wished me to inform Miss Grant that he had LEWIS ARUNDEL. 125 arranged a skating party on the lake for this afternoon, and that carriages would be at the door in ten minutes to transport those of the company thither who might prefer driving to walking." "Really, you must possess a wonderful memory, Mr. Arundel; I dare swear those were the General's very words. As, however, I can scarcely imagine it consistent with your onerous duties to play the part of squire to dames, I'll save you the trouble for once, by deliver- mg your message myself." And with an irritating smile, as he remarked the anger his words had produced, Lord Bellefield turned and quitted the apartment. Lewis stood for a moment gazing after the retreating figure, his chest heaving and his nostrils expanded, like those of some hunted animal ; then pacing the room (his invariable custom when labouring under strong excitement), he gave vent to the following broken sentences : — " He meant to insult me — his words, his look, everything proves it — and I did not resent it. Perhaps he thinks I fear him — if I believed so, I'd follow him, and before them all fix on him the blow of shame that he must avenge, or own himself a coward." As he spoke he took two or three hasty strides towards the door ; checking himself, however, as his eye accidentally fell upon Walter, who had entered with him, and who stood regarding him with looks of stupid amaze- ment, he continued : " But I must not think of myself only ; the interests of others are at stake — Rose — my Mother — that poor boy — I dare not sacrifice them." He flung himself into a chair, and pressing his hand against his burning brow, resumed, " Oh, why am I called upon to bear this ? — how have I sinned, that this degradation should be forced upon me ? — the coward 1 he knows I am bound hand and foot, or he dare not thus insult me; it is like striking a fettered man—" He paused, then added, " Well, a time may come when I may meet him more as an equal; at all events, now it is my duty to bear as much as human nature can, and I'll do it." He remained silent for a few minutes, with his hand over his eyes, waiting till the excitement should pass away. From this state he was aroused by feeling something touch him, and looking up, he perceived the idiot, half kneeling, half sitting by his side, gazing up into his face with looks of wonder and sympathy. This mute evidence of affection acted as a balm to his wounded spirit, and laying his hand kindly on the boy's shoulder, he said, " Walter, my poor fellow, have I frightened you ? I was not angry with you, you know. Come, we will walk down to the lake and see the skating. What has become of Faust, I wonder ? We must take him with us, of course." " Who was that who went away just now ? " returned Walter. "He with the hair over his mouth, I mean ? " " That was Lord Bellefield, your friend Mr. Leicester's brother." " He's a bad man, isn't he ? " " Why should you think so, Walter ? " The boy paused for a few moments in reflection, then answered, " His eyes look wicked and frighten me ; besides, he made you angry — I hate him." 126 LEWIS ARUNDEL. "You should not say that, Walter; you know it is not right to hate any one," returned Lewis, feeling dreadfully hypocritical ; then linking his arm in that of his pupil, they passed out through the conservatory. As the sound of their retreating footsteps died away a figure peeped timidly into the apartment, and seeing it was untenanted, entered and gazed after them long and fixedly. It was Annie Grant, who, returning to learn the result of Lewis's embassy to her father, had involuntarily overheard both the insult and the burst of wounded feeling which it had called forth. In that short five minutes were sown seeds that, as they grew to maturity, bore sleepless nights and weary days, and the tearless sorrow of a breaking heart, as a portion of their bitter fruit The lake in Broadhurst Park presented a gay scene on the after- noon in question. The General, anxious to propitiate the good-will of the voters, had ordered the park to be thrown open to all who might choose to witness or join in the amusement of skating. A sharp frost, which had continued without intermission for several days, had covered the water with a firm coating of ice, which afforded a surface as smooth as glass for the evolutions of the skaters. The sun was shinmg brightly, bringing out beautiful effects of light and shade on the steep and rugged banks, and causing the hoar-frost on the feathery branches of a young birch plantation to glitter like sprays of diamonds. On the side approached by the drive from the house a tent had. been pitched, in such a direction that any of the party who feared to expose themselves to the cold might witness the performances of the skaters and yet be sheltered from the troublesome intrusion of the nortl: wind. As Lewis and Walter came in sight of the spot (on which several groups of well-dressed people, together with a considerable numbej of a lower class, were already assembled) the latter uttered an ex- clamation 01 delight, and roused out of his usual state of apathy by the novel excitement, bounded gaily forward till he reached the side of Charles Leicester, to whom he had taken an extreme fancy. " Mr. Arundel is going to teach me how to skate, Mr. Leicester, and you are to help," he exclaimed, as soon as he had recovered breath after his run. " Am I ? " returned Leicester with a good-natured smile " How do you know that I will help you ? " " Because Mr. Arundel said so ; and everybody minds him — Faust and all." " Is that true, Arundel? Am I to do just as you tell me?" inquired Leicester, as the individual alluded to joined them. " It is quite right that Waher should think so, at all events," re- turned Lewis ; " but I told him to ask you, as a favour, whether you would lend us your assistance. Walter is anxious to learn to skate, and to save his cranium from getting a few artificial bumps suddenly developed upon it, I propose that you and I should each take one of his arms and keep him from falling, till he learns to stand safely upon his skates without assistance." Leicester gave vent to a deep sigh of resignation, then muttered, LEWIS ARUNDEL. 127 " Well, I should certainly never have dreamed of undergoing such an amount of exertion on my own account ; but I suppose Walter fancies it will be vei7 charming, and he has not a great many pleasures, poor fellow ! " he continued aside. And so, like a good-natured, kind- hearted creature, as, despite his affectation, he really was, he performed the service required of him, and actually exerted himself till his com- plexion became, as he expressed it, " redder than that of some awful ploughboy." After a time Walter grew tired with the unaccustomed exercise, and taking off his skates, the trio proceeded to join the party at the tent. As they approached, Annie tripped up to Leicester, and seizing his arm, said, " Where have you been all this time ? I wanted you particularly." She then added something in a low voice which had the effect of heightening her cousin's unromantic complexion to a still greater degree, and elicited from him the incredulous ejaculation, " Nonsense ! " " I knew you'd be surprised," returned Annie, laughing. " She is going to remain here till the party breaks up, so you'll have plenty of time to make yourself agreeable, if it's not ' too much trouble,' or ' such a bore,' " she continued, mimicking Charles's languid drawl. " How was this matter brought about, pray?" inquired her cousin ; " and why on earth do you fancy it concerns me in any way ?" "It was all my doing," returned Annie. " I was not blind when we were in Scotland; and after you left us I made a point of cultivating the young lady, and fortunately for you, approving of her, I asked papa to let me invite her to Broadhurst" " Of course, with that discretion which is such a striking char- acteristic of your amiable sex, imparting to him all your views in doing so." " Now, Charley, you are very cross and unkind and disagreeable. I asked her merely because I thought it would give you pleasure ; and though I like sometimes to tease you a little myself, of course I never dreamed of saying anything to my father which could annoy you." " Well, you are a dear, good little cousin, I know, so I won't scold you," was the reply, and they entered the tent together. A few minutes afterwards Lewis was engaged in pointing out to Walter one of the skaters who was performing some very intricate figure with great success, when he heard a female voice exclaim, " Surely I am not mistaken — that is Mr. Arundel 1 " and turning at the sound, beheld, leaning on the arm of Charles Leicester, Miss Laura Peyton, the young lady who had penetrated his disguise at Lady Lombard's party. Not to return her bow was impossible ; but at the recollection of all that had passed on that evening his cheek flushed and his features assumed a cold, haughty expression, the result of mingled pride and vexation, under which he strove to conceal his annoyance. Annie, who was not aware that Lewis and her friend had ever met before, glanced from one to the other with looks of the greatest astonishment, which was by no means diminished when Miss Peyton continued, " Now let me inquire after the Prince of Persia. I hope you left his Highness in the enjoyment of good health." 128 LEWIS ARUNDEL. . While Lewis was striving to frame a suitable reply, Annie, who could restrain herself no longer, exclaimed, in a tone of the utmost bewilderment, " The Prince of Persia ! My dear Laura, are you out of your senses ? " The only reply her friend was able for some minutes to return was rendered inaudible by a fit of laughing, in which Leicester, and at last even Lewis himself, could not resist joining. " Now I call that abominable," continued Annie ; " you are all enjoy- ing some excellent joke, and I am left to pine in ignorance. Laura, what are you laughing at ? " "Ask Mr. Leicester," returned Miss Peyton, breathless with laughter. " Charles, what is it all about ? " " Ask Arundel," was the reply; " he is the proper person to explain." " Mr. Arundel, you must tell me ! " " Really, I must beg you to excuse me," began Lewis. " Miss Peyton — that is — Mr. Leicester — in fact, it is utterly impossible for me to tell you. Come, Walter, you've rested quite long enough, you'll catch cold sitting still, after making yourself so hot ; " and as he spoke he took his pupil's arm and hastily quitted the tent. Of course as soon as he was out of earshot, Annie reiterated her demand that the mystery should be explained, and of course Laura begged Charles to relate the affair, and then, woman-like, interrupted him before he had uttered half-a-dozen words, and being once fairly off, did not stop till she had told the whole history from beginning to end, which she did with much spirit and drollery; then, in her turn, she had to be informed of the position Lewis held in the General's family; how wonderfully Walter had improved under his care, and how much everybody liked him. When they had fully discussed these matters, they were joined by Lord Bellefield, who escorted them across the ice to witness more closely the proceedings of the skaters. Later in the afternoon a party of young men had undertaken to skate a quadrille. This being something new, people hurried from all sides to witness the performance, and a crowd speedily collected. Walter had expressed a wish to see it, and Lewis, pleased at the unusual interest he took in all that was going forward, which he rightly regarded as a proof of the decided progress his intellect was making, willingly complied. The crowd still continued to thicken as the quadrille proceeded, and it had just occurred to Levns that the weight of so many people collected in one spot would try the strength of the ice pretty severely, when a sUght cracking sound confirmed his suspicions, and induced him to withdraw Walter from the group. It was fortunate that he did so, for scarcely were they clear of the crowd when a sharp crack, like the report of a pistol, rang in his ears, followed in rapid succession by one or two similar explosions. Then came a rush of many feet, accompanied by the shrill screaming of women, and on looking round Lewis perceived that a portion of the ice had given way, and that several persons were struggling in the water. LEWIS ARUNDEL. CHAPTER XXI. 129 FAUST GETS ON SWIMMINGLY, AND THK READER IS INTRODUCED TO A DIVING BELLE "WRINGING" WET. The ihiieks alluded to in the last chapter still continued, and Lewis, consigning Walter to the care of a servant, hastened to the spot to render any assistance which it might be in his power to afford. As he reached the scene of action the panic and confusion were so great that it was no easy matter to ascertain the extent of the mischief, or to perceive how best it might be remedied. Lord Bellefield, who seemed the only person at all collected, was issuing directions in a loud, authoritative voice, to which the majority of the bystanders appeared too much alarmed and excited to pay attention. The number of persons who were actually immersed had been increased by the in- judicious attempts of those who had first endeavoured to assist them by rushing to the edge of the broken ice, which, giving way under their weight, had plunged them also into the water. As Lewis came up a rope was flung across the opening, and held tightly by men on either side. Grasping this firmly with one hand, the young tutor assisted to extricate several persons who were clinging to the edges of the ice. He was just springing back as the portion on which he was standing broke away beneath his feet, when a cry was raised, " There's a lady in the water ! " and immediately some one added, " It's the General's daughter — it's Miss Grant." Before the words were well spoken Lewis had fiung off his greatcoat and was about to plunge into the water, when his eye suddenly caught that of Lord Bellefield, who, having in the confusion accidentally stationed himself by his side, was pointing with vehement gestures to the spot where, partly sustained by the buoyant nature of her dress, partly supported by a mass of floating ice, the form of Annie Grant was to be discerned. At the sight of the eager face of the man who had insulted him some evil spirit seemed to take possession of Lewis's breast ; checking himself suddenly, he stepped back a pace, and fixing his eyes with a piercing glance on Lord Bellefield's features, said coldly, " I beg pardon, your lordship will, of course, rescue Miss Grant." For a moment anger and surprise deprived Lord Bellefield of the power of speaking, but as soon as he could find words he replied, " Go on, sir ; as you could risk your life for a dog, you will surely take a cold bath to save your master's daughter." The speech was an ill-chosen one, for it excited a degree of irritation which outweighed all other considerations, and folding his arms across his chest, Lewis replied in a tone of the bitterest irony, " Your lord- ship must excuse me. I am no squire of dames P Lord Bellefield's only rejoinder was an oath, and flinging off his wrapper, he appeared about to spring into the water. Suddenly changing his intention, he turned to Lewis and exclaimed, his face livid with rage and vexation, " Ten thousand curses on you ! You know I cannot swim." 130 LEWIS ARUNDEL. It is at such moments as these, when by our own wilful act we have laid ourselves open to his attacks, that the tempter urges us on to crimes which in our calmer moments we should shudder to con- template. A glance of triumph shot from Lewis's dark eyes ; the fearful thought flashed across him, " She is to be his bride — her fortune is to repair his extravagance — perhaps he loves her — let him save her himself, I will not rescue her for him." And the fiend prompted the idea, worthy of its originator, that he might revenge himself on Lord Bellefield by leaving Annie to perish. But, like many other clever people, for once the demon outwitted himself, the veiy magnitude of the offence serving to awaken Lewis to the sinfulness of the line of conduct he had meditated. Almost in the same moment in which the idea occurred to him a mist seemed to clear itself away from his mental vision, and he perceived the abyss of guilt on the brink of which he was standing. And now the agonising doubt suggested itself to him whether his repentance might not have come too late — whether Annie might not sink before he could reach her; and as Lord Bellefield ran off impetuously to hasten the movements of a party who were bringing a small flat-bottomed boat towards the spot, Lewis sprang into the water, clearing a quarter of the distance in his leap, and swam with vigorous strokes in the direction of the still floating figure. His fears were not unfounded. Annie's dress, which had hitherto served in great measure to sustain her, was rapidly becoming saturated with water; every instant she sank lower, and while he was still some yards from the spot, to his horror he perceived the fragment of ice on which she rested roll round and slip from her grasp. The effect was instantaneous. Uttering a piercing shriek, which rang through his ears like a death-knell, she threw out her arms in a vain attempt to save herself, and disappeared beneath the water. At the same moment there was a rush, a bound, a plunge — some large animal dashed past Lewis, and ere the last fragment of Annie's dress disappeared Faust had seized it in his mouth and prevented its wearer from sinking. The bystanders now drew the rope which had been flung across the opening in the ice in such a direction that Lewis could grasp it, and thus supported, he contrived to raise Annie's head above the water, and with some assistance from Faust, to keep both her and himself afloat till such time as the punt should arrive. This, fortunately, was not long. The instant it was launched, Lord Bellefield and one or two others jumped into it, and in another moment Annie Grant was rescued from her perilous situation, to the horrors of which she was, however, by this time happily insensible. As they were lifting her into the boat, poor Faust, who probably did not understand that his services were no longer needed, still retained his hold on her dress, and Lord Bellefield struck him so fiercely with the handle of a boat- hook that he fell back stunned, and would have sunk had not Lewis, who was still in the water, thrown his arm round him and supported him. " The punt can hold no more," exclaimed Lord Bellefield. " Miss Grant's safety must not be endangered for any consideration ; " and as LEWIS ARUNDEL. 131 he spoke he pushed the boat from the spot, leaving Lewis still clinging to the rope and supporting the weight of the dog, which did not as yet begin to show any signs of life. " We will bring the boat back for you, sir, directly," cried one of the men who were assisting Lord Bellefield in punting. " You must be quick about it, if you care to be of any use," returned Lewis in a faint voice, "for I can't hold on much longer; my limbs are becoming numbed with the cold." " Better let go the dog if you're in any difficulty," suggested Lord Bellefield with a malicious laugh as the boat moved rapidly away. " That is the way they would repay your faithful service, eh 1 my poor Faust," murmured Lewis. "Never fear, we'll sink or swim together, my dog. If any one deserves to drown for this day's work 'tis I, not you." At the sound of his master's voice the poor animal opened his eyes and began to show signs of returning animation. Fortunate was it for them both that Lewis had contrived to place the rope under his arms in such a position as almost entirely to support, not only his own weight, but that of the dog also ; for long before the boat returned his strength was entirely exhausted, and his limbs, from the length of time he had been immersed in the icy water, had com- pletely lost all sensation, and were powerless as those of a child. Lord Bellefield contrived to detain the boat on various pretexts, till at last the man who had promised to return lost all patience, and pushed off without waiting for permission ; in another moment it was by Lewis's side. " Take the dog first," exclaimed Lewis in a voice scarcely audible from exhaustion. " Now, you must lift me in, for I can't help myself." With some difficulty (for even with the assistance of the rope Lewis had been barely able to keep his own head and that of Faust above water) the men in the boat complied with his directions. The dog had by this time nearly recovered from the effects of the blow, and was able to stand up and lick his master's face and hands as he lay at the bottom of the punt. Lewis, however, by no means appeared in such good case; his cheeks and even lips were deadly pale, his breathing was hard and laborious, and he lay with his eyes closed and his limbs stretched out with unnatural stiffness and rigidity. As the boat approached the spot where a landing was practicable, Charles Leicester, who had assisted his brother in conveying Annie to the carriage, which was fortunately in waiting, came running back, and as his eye fell upon the prostrate form of Lewis, he exclaimed — " Why, Arundel 1 good heavens, I believe he's insensible." Nor was he wrong. The instant the necessity for exertion was over the reaction had been too much for Lewis, and he had fainted. He was instantly lifted from the boat and carried to the tent, where such restoratives as could be at the moment procured were applied, at first without success, but after a short time the colour began to return to his lips, and in a few minutes more he was restored to consciousness. " Bravo, that's all right," began Charley Leicester, as Lewis, with a faint smile, sat upright and returned his hearty shake of the hand with a feeble pressure. " You begin to look a little less like a candidate 132 LEWIS ARUNDEL. for a coffin than you did five minutes ago. I declare, when I saw you in the boat, I thought it was a case of ' found drowned.' Faust I good dog, how unpleasantly wet you are — what a bump he's got on the top of his head, just where the organ of combativeness — no, veneration, isn't it? ought to be. How did that happen? In fact I'm quite in the dark as to the whole affair, for I had gone to fetch shawls for some of the ladies, and when I reached the scene of action Bellefield was fishing his intended, half-drowned, out of a moist punt, and enlisted me to assist in conveying the dripping damsel tc the carriage. Did you fall in together?" " You will hear enough about it soon, I dare say," returned Lewis, speaking feebly and with apparent difficulty. " I am afraid I have scarcely sufficient life left in me just now to tell you." " Don't attempt it," returned Leicester good-naturedly. " And the sooner you get those soaked clothes off, the better. Of course they will send back the trap for you." " My carriage is on the spot," interrupted a tall, aristocratic-looking man who had assisted in conveying Lewis to the tent. " My carriage is on the spot, and is very much at this gentleman's service. We must all feel anxious to prevent his suffering from the effects of his gallant conduct. The preserver of Miss Grant's life must be considered as a public benefactor." At this praise a slight colour rose to Lewis's pale cheeks, and a look of pain passed across his features. He to be styled Annie's preserver I — he who had all but sacrificed her life to his feelings of revenge I and as the recollection occurred to him a slight shudder ran through his frame. " There, you are actually shivering,'' exclaimed' Leicester. " I shall not let you stay here any longer. Since Sir Ralph Strickland is so kind as to offer his carriage, there is nothing to delay us. Can you walk ? Take my arm." Lewis, with an inclination of the head to Sir Ralph, took Leicester's proffered arm, and having with difficulty risen from his seat, attempted to walk, but at the first step he stumbled, and would have fallen had not his friend supported him. " Steady, there," continued Leicester ; " you're hardly in marching order yet Would you like to wait another minute or two?" " I think I had better try to proceed," replied Lewis ; " exercise may serve to restore the circulation." " Allow me to take your other arm," said Sir Ralph Strickland kindly; "then I think you will be able to reach the carriage — it is close at hand. The length of time you were in the water has cramped your limbs. _ I saw the whole affair, and never witnessed anything more interesting than the conduct of your noble dog." And as he spoke he stooped and patted Faust, then forcing Lewis to accept his offer of assistance, they left the tent together. As his blood began once again to circulate the cramp and stiffness gradually disappeared, and ere the trio reached the carriage Lewis scarcely retjuired assistance. On reaching Broadhurst he found the General waiting to receive him, and the instant he alighted he had to LEWIS ARUNDEL. 133 undergo a long, piosy, and pompous harangue, embodying that noble commander's gratitude, during the delivery of which oration the subject of it was kept standing in his wet clothes, a compulsory act of homage to the cold-water system, by no means congenial to his feelings, mental or bodily. However, it came to an end at last, and Lewis was permitted to retire to his own room. Moreover, Charles Leicester (instigated thereunto by a hint from Miss Peyton) waylaid the apothecary who had been summoned on Annie's account, and caused him to inspect Lewis's condition, which measure re- sulted in a command to have his bed warmed, and instantly to deposit himself therein ; with which medical ordinance Lewis was fain to comply. There he lay until, from being much too cold, he became a great deal too hot, for before night he was in a high state of feverish excitement, accompanied by violent pains in the head and limbs. His medical adviser was, however, fortunately really skilful, and by vigorous and timely measures he contrived to avert the rheumatic fever with which his patient was threatened ; and after spending three days in bed Lewis arose, feeling indeed especially weak, but otherwise little the worse in body for his aquatic exploit. We say in body, for mentally he had suffered, and was still suffering bitterly. As he lay on the couch of sickness in the silent hours of the night, face to face with conscience, the recollection of the sin he had committed (for a sin it was, and he was too honest-hearted in his self-scrutiny not to recognise it as such) haunted him. The fact that he had been unable by his own act to repair the consequences of the evil he had meditated impressed him deeply — but for Faust Annie would have sunk ere he could have reached the spot, prob- ably to rise no more. It appeared a special interference of Providence to convince him of the folly of self-reliance, and to impress upon his mind a sense of the mercy of God, in saving him from the consequences of his revengeful feelings. True, he had repented of his fault almost in the moment of committal ; true, he had risked his life in proof of the sincerity of his repentance; true, the provocation he had received might, in the eyes of men, serve in great measure to justify him ; still, the knowledge that but for the interposition of Providence he might now have felt himself a mur- derer filled him with emotions of the deepest penitence, and at the same time of the liveliest gratitude. In this frame of mind the encomiums passedupon his gallant conduct were most distressing to him, and a short note from Annie, thanking him in a few simple words for having saved her life, added fuel to the fire of his self-condemnation. Amongst other good resolutions for the future he determined to bear any insults Lord Bellefield might offer with as much patient endurance as could by any possi- bility be consistent with self-respect in one in his dependent situation; and the reader may judge of the sincerity of his repentance if he reflects what such a resolution must have cost his haughty nature. He also determined to seek an opportunity of confessing to Annie how little he deserved her gratitude, and to implore her forgiveness 134 LEWIS ARUNDEL. for the wrong he had intended her. The dipping that young lady had undergone did not appear to have affected either her health or her spirits. By the doctor's orders she also had been sent to bed immediately on her return home, where, falling asleep, she escaped a lecture from Minerva and all other evil consequences of her im- mersion, and woke the next morning none the worse for the accident. It was about a week after the day on which these events had taken place, when, the afternoon being fine, Lewis and Walter proposed to take a ride together. Walter had mounted his pony, and Lewis was strapping a greatcoat in front of his horse's saddle, when Richards, the groom, who had been elevated to the rank of second coachman (as the illness of the head coachman had rendered his resignation an act of necessity, and the next in command had succeeded to his vacant box), came forward, and touching his hat, asked if he could speak to Lewis a minute. " Certainly ; what is it ? " returned Lewis, stepping aside a few paces. "Why, sir,-p'r'aps you know as the. General's gone out a-driving ?" " I was not aware of the fact," returned Lewis ; " but what then ? " "He's a-driving of hisself, sir, — our iron-greys, Mr. Arundel. Master ain't so young as he used to was, and it's my belief if any- think startles 'em he won't be able to hold 'em — they go sweetly now, but they do pull most amazing. I drove 'em yesterday, and afore I got home my arms ached proper^." " Did you mention this to General Grant ? " inquired Lewis. " Well, I told him I was afeard he'd find 'em pull rather stiff; but he only give me one of his dark looks, as much as to say, ' Keep youi advice to yourself, and mind your own business.' Master's rather a hard gentleman to talk to, you see ; he's always been used to shooting and flogging the blacks, out in the Ingies, till it's kind a-become natural to him ; and as he can't act the same here with us whites, why it puts him out like." " I do not see that anything can be done now," observed Lewis, after a moment's reflection. " If I had been here when the General started I would have told him the trick the iron-greys played us, and advised him not to drive them just yet ; but I dare say it would have done no good ; for, as you say, your master is not over fond of advice gratis. I suppose he has one of the grooms with him ? " " Only a mere boy, sir, and Miss Annie," was the reply. " What ! " exclaimed Lewis in a quick, excited tone of voice ; " is Miss Grant with him ? Why did you not say so before ? Which road have they taken ? How long have they been gone? " "About twenty minutes, or p'r'aps not so long," returned Richards. " I think they're gone to Camfield — leastways, I heard master tell Miss Annie to bring her card-case, 'cos he was going to call on Colonel Norton." " That must be eight miles by the road, but not much above five across the fields by Churton Wood," rejoined Lewis. " That is right, Mr. Arundel," was the reply ; " and the gates is unlocked, for I rode that way v. ith a note for Colonel Norton the day afore yesterday." LEWIS ARUNDEL. 135 Ere Richards had finished speaking Lewis was on horseback ; and as soon as they reached the park he turned to his pupil, saying, " Now, Walter, sit firmly, guide the pony on to the turf, tighten your reins, and then for a good canter; touch him with the whip — not too hard — that's it." Putting his own horse in motion at the same time, they rode forward at a brisk canter, which, as the horses grew excited by the rapid motion, became almost a gallop. Crossing the park at this pace, they turned down a bridle-path which led through a wood and across several grass fields, beyond the last of which lay a wide common. As they approached this Lewis took out his watch. "Above four miles in twenty mintues, — I call that good work for a pony. You rode very well, Walter, — you've a capital seat on horse- ijack now." " I can leap too," rejoined Walter. " Richards taught me the days when you were ill in bed." " I'm glad to hear it," returned Lewis, who, while his pupil was speaking, had been endeavouring, unsuccessfully, to open a gate, "for they have fastened this gate with a padlock, and we must find our way over the hedge." " Oh ! but I can't " began Walter. "Yes you can," interposed Lewis, "when I have cleared the road for you, and shown you how to do it. Sit still and watch me." So saying, he selected a place where the hedge was thin and the ditch and bank practicable, and putting his horse into an easy canter, rode at it. Being particularly anxious that nothing should go wrong, and that Walter should be convinced of the feasibility of the attempt, Lewis was not best pleased when his horse, instead of rising to the leap, refused it, and replied to a tolerably sharp application of the spur by plunging violently and turning short round. His rider, how- ever, sat as firmly as if he were part of the animal, and cantering round two sides of the field, got him well in hand and again rode him at the hedge, working his mouth with the bit and giving him the spur. This discipline produced the desired effect ; for instead of refusing the leap this time, the horse sprang forward with a bound which would have cleared an obstacle of twice the size, and alighted on the other side several feet beyond the ditch. Lewis rode on a few yards, and then turning, leaped back into the field and rejoined his pupil. " Now, Walter, you must do as I have done. Canter up to that gap, give the pony his head, touch him on the flank as he approaches the hedge, sit firmly and press in your knees, and you'll go over as nicely as possible." But poor Walter's courage failed him; the conflict between Lewis and his horse had destroyed his confidence, and he was afraid to make the attempt. His tutor read it in his blanched cheek and quailing glance, and being as kind and judicious as he was firm, forbore to press the point, and dismounting, led the pony through the gap, and assisted Walter to scramble over on foot ; then remounting his steed, he tested his obedience by once more leaping him over ; and having thus achieved the adventure of the locked gate, tutor and pupil can- tered off across the common. But this little episode had caused some 136 LEWIS ARUNDEL. loss of time, and when Lewis reached the lane leading to the village, near which Colonel Norton's house was situated, he learned from a man who was mending the road that a phaeton, answering the description of General Grant's equipage, had passed a few minutes before. " My friend Richards' fears were needlessly excited then, it seems, and the old gentleman is a better whip than he gave him credit for being," thought Lewis. " Come, Walter," he added aloud, " we will go back by the road. Don't trot just yet; the horses are warm, we must allow them to get a little cool." After proceeding about half a mile along the lane, which was only just wide enough to allow vehicles to pass each other, they overtook an elderly woman in a red cloak most picturesquely perched between two panniers on a donkey's back. Such an arrangement being a novelty to Walter, he was proceeding to inquire of what use the panniers were, when Lewis's quick sense of hearing caught a sound which caused him to rein in his horse and, enjoining silence, pause to listen. His ears had not deceived him. Owing to the frosty weather the road was particularly hard, the ruts also had been lately mended with coarse gravel, and as he listened the sound of horses' feet galloping, and the rattle of a carriage proceeding at unusual speed, became distinctly audible in the lane behind them. The vehicle was evidently rapidly approaching. The lane being in this part extremely narrow, Lewis's first thought was for Walter's safety. Seizing the pony's rein, he set spurs to his horse, and they cantered on a short distance till they reached a gateway leading into a field. The gate was fortunately open, and desiring Walter to ride into the field and wait till he joined him, he turned his horse's head and began to retrace his steps. As soon as he had passed an old oak-tree which stood at a corner of the road and prevented any one from seeing beyond it, he perceived the cause of the sounds which had reached him, and which he had already but too correctly divined. At about a hundred yards from the spot where he was stationed appeared a phaeton drawn by a pair of magnificent iron-grey horses, which Lewis had no difficulty in recognising. From the furious pace at which they were advancing, it was evident that their driver had lost all control over them ; while about half-way between Lewis and the equipage in question were the donkey and panniers, with the old woman in the red cloak before alluded to. The gentleman driving the phaeton shouted to her to get out of the way, and Lewis made signs as to which side of the road she had better take; but she appeared either paralysed with fear or unable to guide her donkey ; and ere she was able to comply with, or probably to comprehend these directions, the infuriated horses had overtaken her, and dashing against her, flung her, donkey, panniers and all, to the ground with a shock like that of a battering-ram. At the same instant Lewis, avail- ing himself of the temporary check, rode forward, and springing from his saddle, seized the heads of the phaeton horses, and with much diffi- culty, and no inconsiderable personal risk, succeeded in stopping them. LEWIS ARUNDEL ts? CHAPTER XXII. THE TRAIN ARRIVES AT AN IMPORTANT STATION. The catastrophe related at the end of the last chapter attracted the attention of a couple of labourers who had been engaged in mending the road, and they immediately hastened to the spot to render any assistance which might be required. By their aid the poor woman was extricated from her perilous situation, and fortunately proved to be less injured than could have been expected, a dislocated shoulder being the most serious hurt she had sustained. Committing the phaeton and horses to the care of one of the working men, Lewis and the other labourer carried the poor woman to a cottage by the road- side, and deposited her on a bed till such time as the surgeon (for whom General Grant had, by his daughter's suggestion, despatched the groom on the horse which Lewis had ridden) should arrive. Luckily, they had not long to wait, as the boy met the person he was in search of returning from his round of professional visits. The dislocated shoulder was soon set to rights and bandaged up, and the sight of Annie's well-filled purse rendered easy an arrangement with the tenants of the cottage to allow the invalid to continue their inmate till the next day, when she could be removed without detriment. In the meantime the General had drawn Lewis on one side, and was expatiating to him upon the cause of the accident. " You perceive, Mr. Arundel, that my wrist is slightly swollen ? Well, sir, that is from an old strain received in the little affair at Sticumlykphun. I was only a captain then. The company to which I belonged got separated from the regiment in crossing a jungle, and a party of the Rajah's irregular horse tried to cut us off; they were upon us so suddenly, we hadn't time to form a hollow square, and for a minute our fate appeared sealed ; — they rode the men down like sheep. In the miUe a gigantic trooper cut down the colour-sergeant and was about to possess himself of the flag, when I seized the staff with my left hand and struck at him with my sabre, but, unfortunately, it broke on his cuirass ; his sword had also snapped with the blow which had caused the sergeant's death, and a struggle ensued between us for the possession of the colours. His strength was in proportion to his height, but although I felt as if every muscle in my arms was about to snap, I held on till one of my men shot him through the head. At the same moment a troop of the 14th Lancers rode up and rescued us — but my wrists have never recovered the strain. However, I found little difficulty in holding in these horses, till, just now, when we had turned to come home, some boys overthrew a barrow full of stones by the roadside, which startled the animals; they broke into a gallop, and despite all my efforts to prevent it, the accident to which you were witness occurred." " Had I known of your intention, sir, I should have cautioned you not to trust them too implicitly," replied Lewis. " Before your return, — by Miss Livingstone's wish, — I went over the stables to ascertain whether there were any carriage horses she could use. I drove these 10 138 LEWIS ARUNDEL. greys the second or third time they had ever been in harness, and they ran away with me in Broadhurst Park ; but I have taken them out several times since, when Walter wished for an airing, and I believed they had become quiet." " Indeed," returned the General, more graciously than was his wont, " I was not aware you were so good a whip ; that relieves me from a great difficulty; you will be so obliging as to drive the phaeton home, and I can ride your horse. With my wrists in their present condition it would be a great risk for me to attempt to hold in those animals, and the groom is a mere boy. Annie, my dear," he continued, as his daughter approached them from the cottage, " our difficulties are at an end. Mr. Arundel, it appears, has been in the habit of driving these horses lately, and will be so good as to take my place and see you safely home." " But, papa " began Annie in a tone of remonstrance, while a slight accession of colour replaced the roses which fear had banished from her cheeks. " My dear, the arrangement is the only one which appears feasible under present circumstances. I shall ride Mr. Arundel's horse and will keep near, so you need be under no alarm," returned her father majestically. Annie by no means approved of the plan. In the first place, she was a good deal afraid of the horses, and having no experience of Lewis's skill as a driver, was naturally alarmed at trusting herself again behind them. In the second place, she had a vague idea that it was scarcely etiquette to take a tHe-d.-Ute drive with the handsome young tutor. But she saw that her father was quite determined, so, like a sensible girl, she refrained from oifering opposition which she foresaw would be useless. Lewis, however, reading in that " book of beauty," her expressive face, the secret of her fears, took an opportunity, while the General was altering the stirrups to suit himself, to reassure her by saying, "You need not be in the least afraid. Miss Grant. Believe me, I would not undertake so great a trust as that of your safety did I not feel perfectly sure that I could drive you home without the slightest danger." As Lewis spoke Annie raised her eyes and glanced at him for a rnoment. It has been already remarked, in the course of this vera- cious history, that when Lewis smiled, the nameless charm which in Rose Arundel's face won the love of all who knew her shed its lustre over his handsome features. To analyse such an expression of countenance is scarcely possible, but perhaps the nearest approach to a correct description of it would be to say that it was a bright, sun- shiny look which inspired others with a conviction of its wearer's kindliness of heart and honest truthfulness of purpose. Such was its effect in the present instance, and when her father handed her to her seat in the phaeton the uneasiness which had arisen from a want of confidence in her driver had in great measure disappeared. Lewis waited, with the reins in his hand, till the General had mounted and ridden off with Walter, who acquiesced silently in the change of com- LEWIS ARUNDEL. 139 panion, then springing lightly to his place, he desired the man at the horses' heads to stand aside, and drove off. The iron-greys soon found out the difference between their late conductor and their present one, and after one or two slight attempts to gain their own way gave up the point and settled down into a quiet, steady trot. Annie, whose alarm had quickened her perceptions on the subject, was not long in remarking the change, and turning to her companion, observed, " How do you contrive to make the horses go so quietly, Mr. Arundel ? When papa was driving them they did nothing but dance and caper the whole way, and at last, as you are aware, ran away with us." Lewis, who considered that the present was a favourable oppor- tunity, which might never occur again, to unburden his mind in regard to the skating affair, and was debating with himself how he might best introduce the subject, heard her question mechanically, as it were, without its reaching the ears of his understanding, and it was not until he observed her look of surprise at receiving no answer to her query that he hastened to reply, " I beg your pardon, Miss Grant, I was thinking on quite a different subject I have lived such a hermit's life of late with poor Walter that I fear I have become dreadfully absent." " I merely asked by what charm you had contrived to tame these fiery steeds," returned Annie, smiling at his evident bewilderment. " The charm of a steady hand and a strong arm," replied Lewis. " But these horses and I are old acquaintances ; we had a struggle once for the mastery, and I conquered, which they have not forgotten." He then gave her a short account of the runaway scene in Broad- hurst Park, to which she listened with much interest. When he had concluded, Annie remarked, " How dreadful it must have been when they were rushing towards the lake, and you felt uncertain whether you might be able to check their wild career ! That lake seems destined to become the scene of dangerous adventures. I must take this opportunity," she continued with a faint blush, " of thanking you for saving my life. In the few hurried lines I wrote you, I am afraid I scarcely made you understand how much I — in fact, that I am not ungrateful." It was now Lewis's turn to feel embarrassed. The moment he had sought for was arrived. He must confess that which would turn his companion's gratitude into aversion ; he must forfeit her good opinion irretrievably, and probably for this very reason (so perverse is human nature), he, for the first time, discovered that he valued it highly. Annie was the only member of the family (with the exception, perhaps, of Charles Leicester) who had never caused him to feel painfully his dependent situation; and it had not escaped his notice how on several occasions she had interfered to save him from some trifling annoyance, which her woman's tact led her to feel would be doubly mortifying to his proud and sensitive nature. Still he had resolved to make the confession, and with him to resolve and to do were one and the same thing. Another difficulty which rendered his task more embarrassing was that, in order to make his explanation intelligible, t46 LEWIS ARUNCEL he must revert to Lord Bellefield's insult, and though at that moment nothing would have given him greater satisfaction than to bestow on that unworthy scion of nobility a sound horse-whipping, he shrank from the idea of being supposed capable of the littleness of revenging himself by injuring his enemy in the affections of his betrothed. Thinking, however, was useless ; the more he reflected the more embarrassed did he become, so he plunged at once in media res by exclaiming, " You cannot be aware. Miss Grant, of the pain your words give me. Far from deserving your gratitude, I must implore your pardon for having nearly sacrificed your life to my unfortunately warm temper and revengeful feelings; nor shall I again enjoy peace of mind till I have obtained your forgiveness, should I indeed be for- tunate enough to succeed in doing so." At this singular address Annie opened her large eyes and regarded her companion with unmixed astonishment, feeling by no means satisfied that he had not suddenly taken leave of his senses ; not heed- ing her surprise, however, Lewis continued: "In order to make my tale intelligible, I must revert to an occurrence which I would rather, for many reasons, have left unmentioned ; but you will, I hope, do me the justice to believe that I am actuated by no unworthy motive in alluding to it. About a year ago my favourite dog became entangled whilst swimming in the Serpentine river, and would have been drowned if I had not jumped in and saved him." " I know, I saw it all ; we were driving in the park at the time,'' interrupted Annie eagerly. "As I regained the bank," resumed Lewis, "a gentleman, whom I have since learned to be your cousin. Lord Bellefield, came up and offered me a sum of money for the dog. I had not accomplished Faust's rescue without some risk, for though I am a good swimmer, my wet clothes kept dragging me down, and I confess the offer of money for an animal I had just imperilled my life to save irritated me, and I returned Lord Bellefield an answer which perhaps he was justified in considering impertinent. When Mr. Leicester introduced me to his brother, on the day of the skating-party, it was evident he had not forgotten this transaction, and he soon found an opportunity to address me in a style which could only have been applied to a dependent with safety." As he spoke these words in a tone of bitter contempt, his eyes flash- ing and his cheeks burning, his companion murmured as though she were thinking aloud, " It was ungenerous of him, in the extreme." Lewis remained silent for a moment, and then continued in a calmer voice : " I am by nature of a lamentably hasty temper, and my impulse would have led me to resent Lord Bellefield's insult on the spot ; but many considerations withheld me, and still possessed by angry feeling, I joined the party on the lake. After the ice had given way, while I was assisting those who clung to the edges to scramble out, I first became aware that you were in the water, and I was about to jump in and swim to your assistance when, by some ill luck, your cousin approached in a state of great excitement and ordered me authori- tatively to ' save my masters daughter.' " LEWIS ARUNDEL. 141 " Oh, how could he say such a thing 1 " exclaimed Annie in- dignantly. "As he spoke," resumed Lewis, "some evil spirit seemed to take possession of me, and, to annoy him, I bowed and drew back, saying. Your lordship must excuse me — I am no squire of dames;' adding that of course he would rescue you himself. From the irritation produced by my reply I discovered that his lordship was unable to swim, and having reason to suppose your safety was especially important to him, the fiendish idea crossed my mind that by leaving you to perish I could revenge myself on him more efTectually than by any other means." "How could you be so unjust, so cruel, even in idea?" interrupted Annie reproachfully, — " I, who have never injured you in thought, word, or deed; but you were maddened at the time, and knew not what you did." " I must indeed have been mad," exclaimed Lewis, completely -over- come by the kindness of these last words, " when I could even for a moment forget the gentle courtesy with which you have always treated me — the consideration — the " He paused abruptly and pressed his hand to his forehead as if to shut out some hateful vision, a relaxation of vigilance of which the near-side horse took advantage to shy at its own shadow and break into a canter, which manoeuvre restored Lewis's self-possession in an instant, the rein was again tightened, and the culprit admonished, by a sharp stroke of the whip, that he was not to indulge in such caprices for the future, ere his driver resumed : " I had scarcely formed the idea you so justly stigmatise as cruel, when the atrocity of the act flashed across me, and as Lord Bellefield ran off to procure a boat, I sprang into the water and swam towards you. Imagine then the agony of mind with which I perceived that you would sink before I could reach you 1 At that moment I felt what it was to be a murderer 1 The rest of the tale you have no doubt heard from others — how it pleased the Almighty to permit the instinct of my noble dog to become the instrument by which you were saved from death, and I from a life of remorse, to which death itself would have been preferable. Of this you are already aware ; it only remains for me to add that if the deepest self-abhorrence, the most sincere repentance for the past may weigh with you, you will forgive me the wrong I meditated." At this moment the sound of horses' feet cantering gave notice that General Grant was about to effect a junction with the main body, and Annie replied hastily, "As far as I have anything to forgive, Mr. Arundel, I do so most heartily. If for a moment you thought of allowing my life to be sacrificed, you risked your own to save it immediately afterwards, so that I remain your debtor, even putting to-day's adventure out of the account — for I fully believe papa and I were in a fair way to break our necks, though he would not allow it." " Well, Annie," remarked the General, riding up to his daughter's side, " you don't appear to be frightened now." " No, papa," was the reply, " there is nothing to be alairoed at ; the horses go as quietly as possible," 142 LEWIS ARUNDEL. " Ah I I thought I had pretty well tamed them," returned the General triumphantly. "You scarcely find them at all difficult to restrain now, Mr. Arundel, I presume." "They do pull a little strongly even yet, sir," returned Lewis quietly ; "that glove was whole when I took the reins." As he spoke he held up his left hand and disclosed two large rents caused by the friction. " Hum ! " replied the General, slightly disconcerted. " Well, you have driven them very steadily; don't hurry them, take them in cool. Walter and I will precede you and explain how this adventure came about." So saying he gave his horse the rein, and he and Walter cantered on. " Lord Bellefield has behaved abominably," observed Annie abruptly, after they had proceeded for some distance in silence ; "he ought to apologise to you, and I have a great mind to make him do so." " Do not think of such a thing," returned Lewis hastily. " If I can read his character. Lord Bellefield is a very proud man, and to one whom he considers his inferior he could not bring himself to apolo- gise ; nor, on calmly reviewing my own conduct, can I entirely acquit myself of having given him cause of offence. In my manner towards him I have shown too plainly my forgetfulness of our difference of station. Feeling that the son of one who was a soldier, a man of old family, and a gentleman in the highest sense of the word, is any man's equal, I overlooked the distinction between the heir to a peerage and a poor tutor, and I treated Lord Bellefield, as I would any other man whose manner displeased me, cavalierly, without considering, or indeed caring, in what light my conduct might appear to him. This error I am resolved to avoid for the future, and if he will on his part forbear further insult, it is all I desire. Believe me," added Lewis in a tone which carried conviction with it, " I do not undervalue your kindness in advocating my cause, but I would not have you suffer further annoyance on my account ; so if you have really forgiven me, you will best show it by forgetting the whole matter as speedily as possible." Annie shook her head as though she considered such a termination to the affair highly improbable, merely replying, " Perhaps you are right in thinking I should do more harm than good by my interference; at all events, I will be guided in the matter by your wishes. And now, Mr. Arundel," she continued, " let me say what I have often wished, but have never been able to find an opportunity to tell you before, and that is, that as long as you are with us — not that I mean to limit it only to that time — I hope you will regard me as a friend. I have heard from my cousin Charles an outline of the circumstances through which my father was fortunate enough to secure your valuable assist- ance for poor Walter, and I can well conceive how greatly you must feel the loss of the society of your mother and sister." " I know not how to thank you for such unexampled kindness ; you are indeed returning good for evil," replied Lewis wannly. He paused for a moment, as if be were considering how best he might express his LEWIS ARUNDEL. 143 meaning, then added, "As far as may be, I shall most gladly avail myself of the privilege of your friendship. I cannot tell you the weight you have taken oft" my mind by this convincing proof of your forgive- ness. You may imagine how exquisitely painful, knowing how little I deserved them, were all the civil speeches people considered it necessary to make me on my 'gallant conduct,' as they termed it; as if there were anything wonderful in swimming a few yards to save a life I — the wonder would be for any man who could swim not to do so." " And yet, thinking thus lightly of the peril, you tell me you were so carried away by your angry feeling as to hesitate whether or not to leave me to perish," returned Annie reflectively. " How strange that the mind can be engrossed by passion so completely as to banish all its natural impulses 1 " " You will laugh at me, and think my German education has filled my brain with strange, wild fancies," replied Lewis; "but I believe that we are under a species of demoniacal possession at such moments — that by indulging our evil feelings instead of resisting them we have given Satan additional power over us. You know the legend of the Wild Huntsman : I cannot but look upon the description of the spirit-riders who accompanied the baron, one on a white, the other on a black steed, and alternately plied him with good and evil counsel, less as an allegory than a reality." " You believe, then, that we are constantly surrounded by spiritual beings imperceptible to our bodily senses?" asked Annie. "It is rather a fearful idea." " Believe," returned Lewis, " is perhaps too strong a term to apply to any theory not distinctly borne out by Holy Writ, but as far as I have studied the subject, I think the existence of spiritual beings of opposite natures, some good, some evil, is clearly indicated by Scrip- ture ; and there are many passages which would lead one to suppose that they are permitted, under certain restrictions, to interest them- selves in mundane affairs, and influence the thoughts which are the springs of human actions — immaterial agents, in fact, for working out the will of God. Nor do I see anything fearful in the idea ; on the contrary, as we cannot doubt that it is our own fault if the evil spirits ever prevail against us, and that good angels witness our struggles to do right, and are at hand to assist us, I consider the theory a most consolatory one." " I never looked at the subject in this light before," observed Annie thoughtfully. " Of course, like most other people, I had a vague, vision- ary kind of belief in the existence of good angels and evil spirits, but I never applied the belief practically, never imagined they had anything to do with me; and yet it seems reasonable that what you have suggested should be the case. Oh ! if we could but have our spiritual eyes open so that we could see them, we then should love the good angels so much, and hate and fear the evil ones to such a degree, that it would be quite easy to act rightly, and impossible to do wrong." " I suppose, if our faith were as strong as it should be," returned Lewis, " we ought so to realise the truths of Christianity that we should feel as you (}?scribe." 144 LEWIS ARUNDEL. His companion made no reply, but sat for some minutes apparently pursuing the train of thought to which his words had given rise. At length rousing herself, she turned to Lewis, saying, with a naive smile, " We shall be capital friends, I see. I did not know you could talk so nicely about things of this kind. I delight in people who give me new ideas — you must teach me German, too, when all this bustle is over. I shall ask papa to let you do so. I want to learn German above everything, and to read Schiller, and Goethe, and La Motte Fouqud, and all sorts of people. Will you take compassion on my ignorance, and accept me as a pupil ? I shall not be quite as dull as poor Walter, I hope." " I shall be delighted to play Master of the Ceremonies to introduce you to those of the German authors who are best worth knowing, always provided that the General approves of my so doing," returned Lewis. " Oh ! papa will approve," replied Annie. " He can care nothing about it one way or another, and whenever that is the case he always lets me do as I like; and as to Aunt Martha — well, there may be some difficulty with her, I confess, but the most ferocious animals are tamed by kindness, and it's hard if I can't coax her into submission to my will and pleasure." " I flatter myself I have become rather a favourite with Miss Livingstone since the affair of the horses," observed Lewis. " 1 have heard her describe me as ' a young man of unusual abilities and irreproachable moral character' to three distinct sets of visitors during the last week." "You've caught her tone exactly," returned Annie, laughing; " but it's very abotninable of you to deride my venerable aunt." And so they chatted on, Lewis forgetting alike his proud preserve and his dependent position in his pleasure in once again meeting with the kindness and sympathy to which he had been so long a stranger, and Annie engrossed by the joy with which she perceived the ice that care and sorrow had frozen round the heart of her young companion melt before the fascination of her look and manner; and when the phaeton drew up before the ample portals of Broadhurst, it would have been hard to decide which of the two felt most sorry that pleasant drive had come so quickly to an end. Our train still runs along the RAILROAD OF LIFE, but a most important station has been passed when Lewis first arrived at the conclusion that he had ceased to dislike Annie Grant. CHAPTER XXIIL DE GRANDEVILLE THREATENS A CONFIDENCE AND ELICITS CHARLEY LEICESTER'S IDEAS ON MATRIMONY. It was the morning of Twelfth-day, and in Broadhurst's ancient mansio;! cptifusion reigned supreme ; for Twelfth-night was to fee LEWIS ARUNDEL. 145 celebrated with high festivities. A grand ball was about to be given to the county, and legions of upholsterers' men had taken the house by storm, and were zealously employed in turning it out of the win- dows. Minerva was great upon the occasion; starched to the «'h she rustled through the apartments like an austere whirlwind, striking an icy terror into the hearts of the stoutest workmen, and leading the chief upholsterer himself the life of a convicted felon on the treadmill — solitary confinement, implying separation from Minerva, would have been a boon to that harassed tradesman. Whatever he put up she instantly had taken down ; all his suggestions she violently opposed ; he never gave an order that she did not contradict ; when he was downstairs she required him at the top of the house ; if he appeared without his hat, she took him out of doors. Foxe's Martyrs would seem a mere book of sports beside a faithful chronicle of all that upholsterer suffered on the occasion at the hands of Minerva Living- stone. Had he not been endowed with remarkable tenacity of life, ere he had set that house in order he would have died. Amongst others of the dispossessed, Charley Leicester, having re- treated from room to room before the invaders, at last, fairly driven out, was fain to seek refuge in the garden. In this extremity he betook himself to a certain terrace-walk, where he trusted to find sunshine and quiet. Having, as he fondly imagined, secured these necessary ingredients to his happiness, he was proceeding to recruit exhausted nature with a mild cigar, when a footstep was heard ap- proaching, and immediately afterwards the erect and portly form of the De Grandeville hove in sight and bore down upon him. Now it must be known that these two gentlemen regarded each other with very different feelings — Leicester, albeit by no means given to dis- covering faults of character in his acquaintances, could not but per- ceive the absurd self-consequence and pompous pride which were so palpably displayed in De Grandeville's every look and action, and while this revolted his good taste and produced in him a passive feeling of dislike, the style of conversation usually adopted by the redoubtable Marmaduke, which, however it might begin, invariably ended in some form of self-glorification, actively bored him. Accord- ingly, it was with anything but a feeling of satisfaction that he now witnessed his approach. De Grandeville, on the other hand, looked up to Leicester on account of his connection with the peerage, and knowing his popularity among the best set of men about town, regarded him as an oracle on all points of etiquette and biensiance. Being, therefore, at that moment in the act of revolving in his anxious mind a most weighty matter on which he required good advice, Charley was the man of all others he most wished to meet with. Marching vigorously onward he soon reached the spot where, half- sitting, half-lying, on the broad top of a low stone balustrade, Leicester was ruminating over his cigar. Having halted immediately in front of his victim, De Grandeville raised his hand to his forehead in a military salute, which manoeuvre, acquired partly in jest, partly in earnest, had now become habitual to him. "Ar — enjoying aweed^eh 1 IVfr. Leicester?" l-^e began. "Ton mjf wordi 146 LEWIS ARUNDEL. you've selected a most picturesque spot for your bivouac. If it's not against the standing orders to smoke here, I'll join you in a cigar, for— ar — to tell you the truth, I rather want five minutes' conversation with you." " I'm in for it," thought Leicester. " Well, what must be, must ; the sun will be off here in about half-an-hour, and I suppose I can endure him for that space of time." He only said, however, holding out his cigar-case languidly, " Can I offer you one .'' " "Ar — many thanks, you're one of the few men whose taste I can rely on ; but — ar — really, the things they sell now, and pretend to call genuine, are such trash, that — ar — I am forced to import my own. I sent out an agent to Cuba express — ar — at least, Robinson, who supplies my club — ar — the Caryatides, you know — sent him on a hint from me, and I can't match the cigars he brought me anywhere ; I've never met with anything like them. Ask your brother ; he knows them — ar — I let him have half a box as the greatest favour." " Bell lives on cigars and gin-and-water when he's in his native state," returned Leicester, slightly altering his position so that he could rest his back more conveniently against a statue. " If he's been going too fast, and gets out of condition, he takes a course of that sort of thing, and it always brings him right again ; it's like turning a screwy horse out to grass." De Grandeville, who had appeared somewhat abstracted during this interesting record of the domestic habits of Lord Bellefield, changed the conversation by observing, " Ar — you see, when a man of a certain — ar — position in society gets — ar — towards middle life — ar — say, three or four-and-thirty, it appears to me that it adds very much to his weight to — ar — to " "To drink brown stout instead of pale ale," exclaimed Leicester more eagerly than his wont. " I observed you did so at , when we were treating the incorruptible electors, and it struck me as a decided mistake." "Ar — yes, I believe — that is, of course — you are right; but that was not exactly what I was going to observe," returned De Grande- ville, slightly embarrassed. " In fact, I was going to say that it adds to a man's weight in society, increases his influence, and improves his general position to be — ar — well married ! " " About that I scarcely know ; it's not a matter to decide on hastily," returned Leicester, coolly lighting a fresh cigar, which, being of an obstinate disposition, required much scientific management and con- siderable hard puffing to induce it to perform properly. " In regard to (puff) marriage, Mr. De Grandeville, looking at it philosophically — and I can assure you it's a subject on which I've expended much (puff, puff) serious thought, — looking at it in a reasonable business- like point of view, it becomes a mere (puff) affair of debtor and creditor, — a question of what you lose and what you gain. Let us try the matter by various tests and see how the account stands. We'll begin with the watchwords of the day, for instance : ' Liberty, Fraternity, and Equality.' Liberty, — a single man can do as he likes without consulting anybody; a married man can do as he likes only when his wife shares the inclination, which, ^s no two LEWIS ARUNDEL i47 people ever look at anything in exactly the same point of view, appears a somewhat stringent restriction. Fraternity, — a single man may choose his friends where he feels inclined, male or female, as it may have pleased Providence to create them ; a married man dare not, unless he has a taste for domestic misery, and possesses eyes which are nail-proof, cultivate a female friendship, and somehow one feels if one were married one should not exactly wish to have a set of men always dangling about one's house. Equality, — a single man, if he has received a gentleman's education, wears a good coat, and has wit enough to keep himself warm, is anybody's equal; a married man must bear all his wife's burdens as well as his own, and doesn't get asked by the Browns because the Smiths have told them her great- grandfather was transported for stealing a pewter pot. Now, let us look at the per contra side. A single man soon gets tired of his unlimited Liberty ; there's no fun in having your own way if you've no one to contradict you. A little opposition becomes a positive luxury, and this you're sure to obtain by matrimony. Then, as to Fraternity, friends are better than acquaintances, certainly, just as a mule is preferable to a jackass, but they're not much comfort to one after all. My most intimate friend lives in Ceylon and writes to me once in five years about hunting elephants. Now, your wife is part of your goods and chattels, belongs to you as completely as your boot- jack, and when in hours of indolence you wish to sit with your soul in slippers, she, if she is worth her salt, is ready to pull off the psychological boots that are pinching your mind, and prevent the dolce far niente from becoming meaningless and insipid. Lastly, there's no such Equality in the world as between husband and wife when they are really suited to each other, appreciate their relative positions justly, and endeavour to make practice and principle coincide. These are my ideas regarding the marriage state, Mr. De Grandeville; but 'tis no use discussing the matter. Society has long since decided the question in favour of wedlock, and there are only enough excep- tions to prove the rule. Byron enunciated a great truth when lie declared — " ' Man was not formed to live alone ; ' the animal's gregarious, sir, and the solitary system is totally opposed to all its tastes and habits." So saying, Charley emitted a long puff of smoke, and caressing his whiskers, calmly awaited his companion's reply ; but this demands a fresh chapter. CHAPTER XXIV. RELATES HOW CHARLEY LEICESTER WAS FIRST " SPRIGHTED BY A FOOL," THEN BESET BY AN AMAZON. "Ar — really — 'pon my word, you seem to have studied the subject deeply, Mr. Leicester," returned De Grandeville, who was somewhat 148 LEWIS ARUNDEL. astonished at the length and volubility of Charley's notable " Essay on Matrimony," with which the last chapter was concluded, and too completely blinded by self-importance to perceive that the other was more or less laughing at him. " However, the drift of your argument appears in favour of marriage, and — ar — in fact — ar — I quite think as you do on the matter. Now, in my position, I consider such an arrangement would be most desirable, always supposing one can meet with — ar — a suitable partner." " Ay, there's the rub," rejoined Leicester, leisurely flipping the ashes from the end of his cigar. " I consider that I have a right to look — ar — high," continued Da Grandeville, folding his arms with dignity. " Our family dates from the Conquest ; our Original ancestor came over as equerry to William of Normandy. I suppose you are aware how the name arose from an incident in that invasion ? " Leicester professed his ignorance of the anecdote, and De Grande- ville proceeded: "My ancestor, who, like most of his descendants, was a remarkably long-sighted individual, was riding near the person of his liege lord some few days after the victory of Hastings, when at the extreme verge of the horizon he descried the city of Canterbury, and in the excitement of the moment he exclaimed, pointing with his mailed hand, 'Voila/ une grande ville' William overheard the remark, and fixing his piercing glance upon him, observed sarcasti- cally, ' Ha ! sayest thou so ? he who hath been the first to discern yon great city should be the first to enter it.' ' By the grace of God, and with your permission. Sire, so I will,' exclaimed my ancestor. William nodded assent, my ancestor clapped spurs to his horse, and never drew bridle till the standard of Normandy floated on the highest tower of Canterbury. For this gallant exploit he was made governor of the city, and received the name and titles of De Grandeville. It's ^ar — a creditable story." " Extremely," returned Leicester, yawning. " I've a vague idea the man we all came from was hanged for horse-stealing.'' "Ar — yes — very good," rejoined De Grandeville, recognising an excellent jest in his companion's assertion; "but, as I was about to observe, in my position a man owes as it were a duty to his family; he ought not to marry a nobody." "Decidedly, such a connection should be avoided," returned Charley sententiously, presenting the hot end of his cigar to an inquisitive snail which appeared inclined to join the party. " Ar — the De Grandevilles have been from time immemorial large landed proprietors," resumed their grandiloquent descendant; "half the county of belongs to them ; the estates held by my branch of the family are immense, and though — ar— just at present they are not exactly in my possession, yet if anything were to happen to my cousin Hildebrand and his seven boys, I might be placed in — ar — a very different position ; therefore, in looking out for a wife, I hold it incumbent on me to select a lady who would not disgrace a prominent situation, were she called upon to fill one." l,eicester (whose ^ttentioti h^d been thoroughly engrossed by the LEWIS ARUNt)EL. 149 snail, which, after having made sundry futile attempts to avoid the cigar and continue its onward course, had at length yielded the point, and having turned round, was now crawling off in an opposite direction) somewhat astonished his companion by quoting with great etnpressement the words of the old nursery ballad— " Off he set With his opera hat." As, however, he immediately afterwards assumed a look of the deepest attention, De Grandeville set it down as an instance of the eccentricity of genius, and continued — "Ar — this, as you must perceive, renders certain qualifications essential in the object of my choice. I could select no one who by birth and position was not perfectly unexception- able. I should also require her to possess, in an eminent degree, the manners of society ; another great point would be — ar " " Plenty of tin," suggested Charley, making a face at the retreating snail. " Ar — yes — in my position it would of course be a matter of prudence, before bringing upon myself the expenses of a family, to ascertain that I can command an income sufificient to enable me to mix in the set to which — ar — in point of fact, I belong." " Nothing under ;£3000 a year would suit my book," replied Leicester. ^'■£yxx) per annum and perfection I might put up with, but ;£4ooo would be better without an actual angel, and beyond that mark I'd bate an attaching quality in the damsel for every additional £loQ in the funds." "Ar — I have reason to believe that the income of the lady in regard to whom I am about to ask your advice exceeds the sum you first mentioned," replied De Grandeville. " Oh, there is then a real bona fide lady in the case — you've posi- tively marked down your bird ? " exclaimed Leicester. " Pray, have I the honour of her acquaintance ? " " Ar — yes — I have often met her in your society — in fact, she forms one of the party now domesticated at Broadhurst." " Staying in the house, eh ? " returned Charley, feeling slightly curious. " By Jove ! who can it be ? you're not going to try and cut out Bellefield by proposing for my cousin Annie, are you ? I wish you would, it would sell Bell so beautifully." " Of course — ar — you are joking," returned De Grandeville proudly. " I would not do such a shabby thing by his lordship upon any con- sideration." Leicester was amused at the cool way in which his companion seemed to take it for granted that he had only to enter the lists against his brother in order to secure the prize. He kept his enter- tainment to himself, however, merely replying, "Well, if it isn't Annie, who is it ? I can scarcely imagine you have set your affections on Miss Livingstone." " The Livingstones are a good old family," returned De Grandeville, "but the representative of the name to whom you allude would have been a more sijitable match for my late excellent father than ISO LEWIS ARUNDEL. for myself. No, sir, the lady to whom I may probably offer the opportunity of allying herself to the house of De Grandeville is as suitable in age as in all other qualifications — Miss Peyton is in her two-and-twentieth year." " Miss how much I " exclaimed Leicester impetuously, sitting bolt upright and flinging the remnant of his cigar after the snail, which was yet striving to make good its retreat. " Miss Laura Peyton," returned De Grandeville ; " I don't wonder you are surprised. I am aware, as well as yourself, that her grand- father was in trade. I can assure you that stood in my way for a long time, and it was not till I had gone through the pedigree carefully, with a friend in the Herald's College, and clearly traced back the family to the time of Richard Cceur de Lion, that I ever thought seriously of the thing." "And how do you mean to carry on the campaign?" asked Leicester, who had by this time recovered his composure. " Do you intend to lay regular siege to the young lady's affections, or is it to be a look-and-die, ' veni, vidi, ■vici' affair ? " ■' Ar — really — I am scarcely sanguine enough to hope to carry the citadel by a coup-de-main" returned De Grandeville; "but my tactics will be very much regulated by those of my fair enemy at present. If I might judge by one or two slight skirmishes we have had together, the garrison will not hold out to extremity when once the breastworks are taken, and the place properly invested." At this moment a servant approached De Grandeville with a message from General Grant requesting his presence. " Ar — yes — say I'll attend the General immediately," was the reply; then, as the servant departed, De Grandville continued, " Ar — the course of true love never did run smooth, you see, Mr. Leicester. Ar — I shall have an opportunity of speaking to you again on this matter, and hearing your opinion more in full; at present I must wish you good morning." So saying, he slightly raised his hat in salutation, and marched off in a great state of dignified self-complacency. Leicester watched him till he was out of sight ; then, springing from his seat, he began pacing up and down the terrace with hasty strides, muttering from time to time such uncomplimentary remarks as, " Insufferable puppy ! " " Conceited ass 1 " all of which evidently bore reference to his late companion. Having let off a little of his extra steam by this means, he gave vent to the following soliloquy ; " Well, I'm nicely in for it this time I Because a love affair, with the chance of possible consequences, wasn't trouble enough, I must have a rival step in — and such a rival — why, the very sight of that man disagrees with me ; and then to hear him talk, it's positively sickening 1 I'll be off to London to-morrow morning ; and yet I do like the girl, — I know I do, because it is continually occurring to me that I am not half good enough for her. I suppose she looks upon me as a mere fortune-hunter — thinks I only care about her for the sake of her money. I wish she hadn't a farthing ! I wish — eh 1 what am I talking about ? Heigho ! that's another curse of poverty : a poor devil like me can't even afford the hnury of a disinterested attachment. Then LEWIS ARUNDEL. 151 that man — that De Grandeville — to hear an animal hke that debating whether she was good enough for him I I declare he's made me feel quite feverish 1 I'd no idea it was possible for anything to excite me to such a degree. If the notion were not too preposterous, I should really begin to fancy I must be falling in love I She never can have the bad taste to like him — in fact, there's nothing to like in him — and yet the fellow seemed confident ; but that is the nature of the brute. Though I don't know, women are such fools sometimes, she might take him at his own price — that military swagger of his might go down with some of the sex. Once let a woman fancy a man to be a hero, or a martyr, or a patriot, or any other uncomfortable celebrity certain to make a bad husband, and she will be ready to throw herself at his head, — just as if such a fellow were not the very last man in the world whom she ought to select 1 I suppose it's the additional odds in favour of widowhood that constitute the great attraction — females are naturally capricious. Well, I shall try and take the matter easily, at all events. I dare say it won't break my heart whichever way it goes. I shall make observations, and if she really has the bad taste to prefer this man, he's welcome to her — a woman who could love him would never do for my wife ; that one fact would argue an amount of incompatibility of temper which would be furnishing work for Doctors' Commons before the first year's connubial infelicity was over. I wonder whether there's any lunch going on ; it's astonishing how thirsty anything of this kind makes me 1 Pale ale I must have, or ntit caelum ! " And having arrived at this conclusion, he thnist his hands — of whose delicate appearance he was especially careful — into his pockets to preserve them from the cold, and strolled off to put his resolution into practice. In the meantime, Marmaduke De Grandeville, while listening with his outward ears to General Grant's dull electioneering details, was inwardly congratulating himself on the favourable impression he had made on that very sensible young man, the Honourable Charles Leicester, and thinking what a useful ally he had secured to assist him in carrying out his matrimonial project. Verily, there are as many comedies performed off the stage as upon it 1 The ball at Broadhurst took place on the evening of the day on which the above conversation had passed, and was a wonderful affair indeed. It was given for a special purpose, and that purpose was to conciliate everybody, and induce everybody to promise General Grant their vote and interest at the ensuing election. Accordingly, every- body was invited — at least everybody who had the slightest pretension to be anybody — and everybody came; and as almost everybody brought somebody else with them, a wife, or a daughter, or the young lady from London who was spending Christmas with them, there was no lack of guests. The object of the entertainment was no secret ; and the king of the county, the Marquis of C , being in the con- servative interest, and consequently anxious to secure the General's return, not only came himself, but actually brought a real live duke with him to exhibit to the company. This was a great stroke of IS2 LEWIS ARUNDEL. policy, and told immensely, particularly with the smaller anybodies who were almost nobodies, but who, having associated with a duke, straightway became somebodies, and remained so ever after. More- over, in all cases of incipient radicalism, chartist tendencies, or socialist symptoms, his Grace was an infallible specific. Depend on it, there is no better remedy for a certain sort of democracy than a decoction of strawberry-leaves ; apply that to the sore place and the patient instantly becomes sound in his opinions, and continues a healthy member of the body politic. The particular duke on the occa- sion in question was a very young one, little more than a boy in fact (if a duke can ever be considered in the light of a boy). This youthful nobleman had a leading idea — though you would hardly have sup- posed it, to look at him — he believed that he was the best match in England; and so, in the conventional sense of the term, he un- doubtedly was, although he would have been very dear at the price to any woman with a head and a heart. His pastors and masters, backed by the maternal anxieties of a duchess unambitious of the dignities of dowagership, had sedulously cultivated this one idea till it had assumed the character of a monomania, under the influence of which this unhappy scion of aristocracy looked upon life as a state of perpetual warfare against the whole race of women, and was haunted by a frightful vision of himself carried off and forcibly married to the chief of a horde of female pirates, with long tongues, longer nails, and an utter absence of creditable ancestry. His out- ward duke (if we may be allowed the expression) was decidedly pre- possessing. He was tall and not ungraceful in figure, and had a bright, round, innocent face, as of a good child. His hair was nicely brushed and parted ; whiskers he had none ; indeed, the stinginess of nature to him in this particular was so remarkable, that, as the eldest Miss Simpkins afterwards observed to an eager audience of uninvited younger sisters, " So far from whiskers, my dears, now I come to think of it, his Grace had rather thi reverse!^ However, take him "for all in all," he was a very creditable young duke, and a perfect godsend on the occasion in question. Then there was a descending scale from his Grace downwards, leading through the aristocracy of birth to the aristocracy of riches, till it reached the ilite of the country towns, and the more presentable specimens of yeomen farmers. But let us join a group of people that we know, and hear what they think of the guests who are so rapidly assembling. In a snug corner of the reception-room, not far from a door leading into the large drawing-room, stands one of those mysterious innova- tions of modern upholstery, a species of the genus ottoman, which resembles a Brobdignagian mushroom, with a thimble made to match stuck in the middle of it. Seated at her ease upon this nondescript, half-buried by the yielding cushions, appeared the pretty figure of Laura Peyton ; by her side, attired in much white muslin, crinolined to a balloon-like rotundity, but which apparently had shrunk abomi- nably at the wash in the region round about its wearer's neck and shoulders, sat another — well, from the juvenility of her dress and manners we suppose we must say young lady, though it was a LEWIS ARUNDEL. 153 historical fact that she had been at school with Annie Grant's mother; but then poor Mrs. Grant married when she was quite a child, and died before she was thirty, and of course Miss Singleton must know her own age best, and she had declared herself eight-and-twenty for the last five years. This lady possessed one peculiarity — she always had a passion for somebody j whether the object was of the gentler or the sterner sex was all a matter of chance ; but as she was in the habit of observing, " there existed in her nature a necessity for passionately loving," and it has become proverbial that necessity has no law. The object of her adoration just at present was "that darling girl," Laura Peyton ; and really that young lady was in herself so lovable, that to endeavour to account for Miss Singleton's devotion by insinuating that the heiress was usually surrounded by all the most desirable young men in the room would be the height of ill-nature. " Dear me 1" exclaimed Miss Singleton, whose troublesome nature had another necessity for liking to hear its own voice as often as possible. " Dear me 1 I wish I knew who all the people were 1 Dearest Miss Peyton, do not you sympathise ? Ah, that tell-tale smile I We girls certainly are sadly curious, though I believe the men are just as bad, only they're too proud to own it. But really, we must contrive to catch somebody who will tell us who everybody is. There's that handsome, grave, clever Mr. Arundel : I shall make him a sign to come here — ah 1 he saw me directly — he is so clever. Mr. Arundel, do tell me, who are all these people ? " "Rather a comprehensive question," returned Lewis, smiling; " moreover, you could scarcely have applied to any one less able to answer it, for beyond our immediate neighbours I really do not know a dozen people in the room." " Mr. Arundel's acquaintance lies rather among illustrious foreigners," observed Miss Peyton demurely. " Were any members of the royal family of Persia present, for instance, his intimate knowledge of the language, manners, and habits of that interesting nation would be invaluable to us." "As you are strong, be merciful," returned Lewis, in a tone of voice only to be heard by the young lady to whom he spoke. "Dear me I How very delightful I What a thing it is to be so clever I " exclaimed Miss Singleton, arranging her bracelet and round- ing her arm (which was now one of her best points) with an action that expressed, as plainly as words could have done, "There, look at that — there's grace for you ! " " Here comes some one who can tell us everything," she continued ; " that good-natured, fascinating Mr. Leicester, with his loves of whiskers all in dear little curls. Tiresome man 1 he won't look this way. Would you be so very good, Mr. Arundel, as to follow him and bring him here ? Say that Miss Peyton and I want him particularly." "I beg you'll say nothing of the kind, Mr. Arundel," interposed Laura quickly, with a very becoming blush. " Really, Miss Singleton, you run on so that " " I will deliver your message verbatim, Miss Singleton," returaed Lewis with the same demure tone and manner in which Miss Peyton II SS4 LEWIS ARUNDEL had referred to the Persian prince ; and without waiting to mark the effect of his words, he mingled with the crowd, and almost imme- diately returned with the gentleman in pursuit of whom he had been despatched. Charles Leicester, who was most elaborately got up for the occasion, though his good taste prevented him from running into any absurd extremes in dress, looked remarkably handsome, and being flattered by the summons he had just received, particularly happy. Both these facts Miss Peyton discovered at a glance, but whether urged by some secret consciousness, or annoyed by an inde- scribable look of intelligence which lurked in the corners of Lewis's dark eyes and revealed itself through the sternness of his compressed lips, she received him with marked coldness, and observed, in reply to his offer to play showman to the collection of strange animals there assembled, that she had no taste for zoology, and that it was Miss Singleton's curiosity he had been summoned to satisfy. " Yes, indeed, Mr. Leicester," exclaimed that mature damsel, in no way daunted by a shade of discontent which, despite his endeavours to the contrary, overspread the countenance of the gentleman she was addressing; "yes, indeed, I'm dying to know all sorts of things. In the first place, who's that tall, stout gentleman in the wonderful waistcoat ? " " That," replied Leicester, coolly examining the person indicated, " that is— no, it isn't ! Yes, surely ! — I thought I was right — that is the Marquis of Carabbas." Then seeing from her manner she did not recognise the name, he continued, " He has enormous estates situated in " " Where ? " asked Miss Singleton earnestly, thinking she had lost the name. '.' That interesting tract of country yclept, by John Parry, the Realms of Infantine Romance," continued Leicester. " Oh, Mr. Leicester, you're laughing at me. How wicked of you — the Marquis of Carabbas I Let me see : hadn't he something to do with Whittington and his Cat?" " With the cat, possibly," replied Leicester ; " for if my memory fail not, the fortunes of the noble Marquis, like those of the ever-to-be- lamented Lord Mayor of London town, were the result of feline sagacity, and it's not likely there existed two such talented cats — even Puss in Boots may only be another episode in the career of the same gifted individual." " Another of its nine lives, in fact," suggested Lewis. " Yes, of course," rejoined Leicester. " I dare say it was the original ' cat of nine tales,' only, like the sibylline leaves, several of the manuscripts have been lost to posterity through the carelessness of some elfin Master of the Rolls." " I beg your pardon, but I really must interrupt you," exclaimed Miss Singleton. " Can you tell me, soberly and seriously, who that very strange-looking person may be who has just seized the General's hand and nearly shaken his arm out of the socket ? " Seeing that Laura Peyton's eyes asked the same question, though her lips were silent, Leicester glanced in the direction indicated, and LEWIS ARUNDEL. 155 immediately replied, " That energetic female rejoices in the name of Lady Mary — but is more commonly known among her intimates as Jack — Goodwood. In person she is what you behold her; in character, she presents a most unmitigated specimen of the genus Amazon; for the rest, she is a very good woman at heart, but my especial torment ; she always calls me Charley, and her usual saluta- tion is a slap on the back. She hunts, shoots, breaks in her own horses, has ridden a hurdle race, in which she came in a good second, and is reported to have dragooned her husband into popping the question by the threat of a sound horse-whipping. And now. Miss Singleton, you'll have an opportunity of judging for yourself, for she has caught sight of me, and is bearing down upon us in full sail." "Well, but is she really a lady?" inquired the astonished Miss Singleton, who, in her philosophy, had most assuredly never dreamt of such a possibility as Jack Goodwood. " She is second daughter of Lord Oaks," was the reply, " and Goodwood is one of the Good woods, and is worth some £Zoaa a year ; but here she is." As he spoke the lady in question joined the group. Her age might be eight or nine-and-thirty ; she was tall and decidedly handsome, though her features were too large ; she had magnificent black eyes and very white teeth, which prevented the width of her mouth from interfering with her pretensions to beauty; her complexion was brilliant in the extreme, nature having bestowed on her a clear brown skin, which withstood the combined effects of exposure to sun and wind, and softened the high colour induced by the boisterous character of her ladyship's favourite pursuits. But if her personal gifts were striking, the style or costume she saw fit to adopt rendered her still more remarkable. As it will be necessary to describe her dress minutely in order to convey any idea of her appearance, we throw ourselves on the mercy of our lady readers, and beg them to pardon all errors of description, seeing that mantua-making is a science in which we have never graduated, and of which our know- ledge is derived solely from oral traditions picked up during desultory conversations among our female friends, usually held (if our memory fail us not) on their way home from church. Her dress consisted, then, of a gown of exceedingly rich white silk, made half-high in the body and remarkably full in the skirt, over .which she wore a polka of bright scarlet Cashmere lined and trimmed with white silk, and adorned with a double row of the hunt buttons. Her head was attired in a Spanish hat of black velvet, while a single white feather, secured by a valuable diamond clasp, was allowed to droop over the brim and mingle with the rich masses of her raven hair, which was picturesquely arranged in a complication of braids and ringlets. She leaned on the arm of a gentleman double her age, whose good-humoured heavy face afforded a marked con- trast to the ever-varying expression that lit the animated features of her who was, in every sense of the word, his better half. Leicester's description had but slightly enhanced the vigour of her mode of iS6 L1S.^IS A&UNDEL salutation, for as she reached the spot where he stood she dapped him on the shoulder with a small, white-gloved hand, exclaiming m a deep but not unmusical voice — " Bravo, Charley ! run you to earth at last, you see. Where have you hidden yourself all this age? Now, Goody," she continued, turning to her husband, " you may go. Charley Leicester will take care of me— don't lose your temper at whist, don't drink too much champagne, and mind you're forthcoming when I want you." " There's a life to lead," returned her spouse, appealing to Leicester. " Did you ever see such a tyrant ? " "Be off, Goody, and don't talk nonsense," was his lady-wife's rejoinder. " How is it we never see you at the Manor- House now?" began the master of that establishment in a hospitable tone of voice, but his lady cut him short in his speech by exclaiming — " Why ? because he found you such a bore he could not stand you any longer; nobody can except me, and even my powers of endurance are limited, so," she continued, taking him by the shoulders and turning him round, " right about face — heads up — march. Voild," she added, turning to Leicester, " he's famously under command, isn't he, Charley ? all my good breaking in— he was as obstinate as a mule before I married him, nobody could do anything with him. He's in splendid condition, too, for a man of sixty. I'll back him to walk, ride, hunt, shoot, or play at billiards with any man of his age and weight in the three kingdoms. I've been obliged to dock his corn, though; there was seldom a day that he didn't finish his second bottle of port. He only drinks one now. But I say, Charley, about this election of Governor Grant's, how is he going the pace ? You must tell me all about it; I've been in Paris for the last two months, and I'm quite in the dark." " 'Pon my word, I take so little interest in the matter that I can scarcely enlighten you. Lady Mary," returned Leicester, glancing uneasily at Miss Peyton, who was talking with much apparent em- pressement to Miss Singleton, though her quick ears drank in every word spoken by the others. " Who's that girl ? " resumed Lady Mary, lowering her voice a little (very little) as she perceived the direction of Leicester's glance. " Miss Peyton, eh?" she continued, "You shall introduce me; but first tell me who's that man by her side, like an old picture." " Mr. Arundel," was the reply ; " tutor to poor young Desborough." "He's too good for the work," returned Jack; "he's too near thoroughbred to take to collar and keep his traces tight with such an uphill pull as that must be. I say, Charley," she continued in a half whisper, " he's handsomer than you are. If you don't mind your play, he'll bowl you out and win with the favourite — there, it's no use getting up the steam or looking sulky with me," she added, as Leicester uttered an exclamation of annoyance. " I can see it all with half an eye ; you're as thoroughly what Goody calls ' spoony ' as a man need to be ; but now, Charley, don't go putting your foot in it, you know: is it all right with the tin? that's the main question." 2; o N < •z H CO W n oi H CO « O >< -a vardly; I felt it 392 LEWIS ARUNDEL. when Jacopo was dogging your footsteps, and but for the cause that was at stake, could have found in my heart to warn you." " Then you will agree to my proposal ? " inquired Lewis. "Yes, I will agree to withdraw from the conspiracy, but it is at the risk of my life that I do so ; if I am found in Venice after my desertion is known, I am a dead man. Moreover, I will promise you to abstain from secretly attempting Marinovich's life ; but if I should ever meet him face to face and hand to hand, I will teach him to remember having flogged an Englishman." Lewis felt that in his new character of Mentor he ought to combat this openly declared resolution, but he abstained from doing so, partly because he felt it would be useless, and partly because he sympathised so completely in the sentiment, that he could not muster sufficient hypocrisy to reprove it. Accordingly he remained satisfied with the concession he had gained, and furnishing Miles with all the informa- tion he possessed in regard to his sister, which was but vague and unsatisfactory (a rumour that she had passed some time in Rome on her first arrival in that country being the only trace he had yet been able to discover of her proceedings), Lewis gave him an introduction to an agent whom he had employed to gain further tidings, and forcing a sum of money upon him more than sufficient to defray his expenses, hastened his departure ere the brilliant rays of an Italian sun had spread the lustre of the coming day throughout the picturesque old streets and palace-crowned squares of Venice. On the following morning Lewis fulfilled his intention of calling on Colonel Marinovich, who heard his recital in silence, and when he had concluded, thanked him for his information, said he was aware great disaffection existed amongst the men employed at the Arsenal, and that energetic measures must be taken to prevent its spreading further, promised to report the discovery of the secret meeting to the Governor, took down Lewis's address, and politely bowed him out. Having despatched a note to Charles Leicester telling him he wished to see him, Lewis debated with himself how much of the previous night's adventure he should reveal to him, and at length decided that it would be more prudent to avoid mentioning his encounter with and recognition of Miles Hardy, as although he had refused to reveal to him the name of the seducer of his sister, yet any reference to an affair in which Lord Bellefield had so singularly mis- conducted himself must necessarily be painful to Leicester. Moreover, although in his dealings with Miles Hardy Lewis had acted justly, according to the best of his judgment, he was by no means clear that the law might take the same view of the matter. Charley came — listened to his friend's account — yawned — wondered why he had such a strange predilection for putting his life in danger, prophesying that he would do it once too often and be sorry for it afterwards — expected there would be a shindy in Venice before long — wished Laura and the brat were safe in England, and that the other people were not coming —voted it all an awful bore— asked Lewis whether he liked foreign tailoring, into the merits and demerits whereof he entered at some length— yawned again, and patting him affectionately on the back, LEWIS ARUNDEL. 393 told him to take better care of himself for the future, and lounged carelessly out of the studio. A week passed away. The Grant party had arrived ; Annie, although she made a great effort to appear in her former spirits, was evidently labouring under some ailment, mental or bodily, or both combined, which was wearing away her youth, and, as it appeared, changing her whole nature. Laura, who watched her closely, observed that she was unusually silent and abstracted, falling into long reveries, from which she would awake with a start, and glancing round with a half-frightened air, would immediately begin talking in an unnaturally excited manner, as if to do away with any suspicion to which her silence might have given rise. Her temper also, which had been remarkable for its sweet- ness, had now become uncertain, and she occasionally answered even the General with a wayward captiousness which surprised Laura only one degree less than the preternatural meekness with which that gallant officer submitted to her caprices and indulged her every whim; but the fact was, General Grant had sufficient acuteness to perceive that for some cause, utterly beyond the scope of his philosophy to account for, his daughter was not the quiet, gentle, will-less creature she had been, and that if he required her to yield to him in great matters he must allow her to rule in small. Moreover, he had lately become seriously alarmed about her health ; a London physician whom he had consulted on the subject having plainly told him unless great caution was observed she would go into a decline, and warned him that the seat of the disease appeared to be in the mind, and that any- thing like harshness or opposition must be avoided. Walter also was much changed during the two years which had elapsed. In appearance he was now a young man, tall, and slightly but gracefully formed, with well-cut, regular features, though a want of intellectual expression marred what might otherwise have been considered a handsome coun- tenance. But considerable as was the alteration in his personal appearance, the change in his mental capacity was equally perceivable, his powers of mind had developed to a greater degree than had been anticipated, but alas ! deprived of Lewis's firm yet gentle rule, the improvement in his disposition had by no means kept pace with the extension of his faculties. For some weeks after Lewis had quitted Broadhurst, poor Walter could not be persuaded that he would not come back again, nor was it till the arrival of a tutor, recommended by Lord Bellefield, that he fully realised the fact of his friend having left him never to return. The first effect this conviction produced upon him was a fit of deep dejection ; he refused all attempts at con- solation, could scarcely be persuaded to take nourishment, and sat hour after hour playing listlessly with the wavy curls of Faust's shaggy coat. At length, in order to rouse him, General Grant desired the dog to be taken away from him ; the remedy proved only too effectual. The new tutor, a certain Mr. Spooner, who appeared as if he had been selected because he was in every respect the exact reverse of Lewis, was the person to whom the General entrusted this commission. Absorbed in his own sad thoughts, Walter allowed him to coax the dog from his side by the attraction of a plate of meat, but when he 394 LEWIS ARUNDEL. laid his hand on the animal to buckle a collar and chain round his neck, he started up, exclaiming — " What are you going to do with Faust ? he is never tied up j let him alone." Finding that his remonstrance was not attended to, he continued, " Faust ! Faust I come here, sir, directly." The dog struggled to obey, but Mr. Spooner, having fastened the chain round his neck, endeavoured to force him out of the room, and in doing so stepped accidentally on Faust's toes, who uttered a shrill yelp of pain. Walter's eyes flashed. " You are hurting him," he cried ; " how dare you 1 " and without waiting for a reply, he darted across the room, seized the astonished Mr. Spooner, who, unfortunately for himself, happened to be a small, slightly-framed man, by the throat, and shook him till his teeth chattered ; then suddenly releasing him, he snatched the chain from his grasp, and leading the dog away, muttered in a threatening tone — " Never you touch Faust again ; if you do, I'll strangle you." The results of this scene were twofold: Walter had rebelled and gained his point, and the person whom he had thus conquered had lost all chance of obtaining that degree of ascendency over him with- out which his control must become merely nominal. This produced, as might be expected, the worst possible effect upon poor Walter's disposition. He became positive and wilful in the extreme, and his tutor, partly to save himself trouble, partly to avoid any outbreak of temper, gave way to him on every occasion; unless, indeed, he had any particular personal interest at stake, when he sought to gain his point by cajolery and manseuvring, and being rather an adept in those ingenious arts, was usually successful. One new and inconvenient caprice of Walter's was a dislike which he appeared suddenly to have taken to Annie Grant, which displayed itself m various ways : sometimes he would avoid all intercourse with her, even sulkily refusing to answer her when she spoke to him; at others he would seek her out and endeavour to annoy her by saying what he deemed sharp things. Occasionally, however, he would fall into his old habits, and confide in her as his playmate, from whom he was sure of sympathy and assistance ; when suddenly, perhaps, even in the midst of some conversation with her, he would appear to recol- lect his new-born animosity, and his manner would entirely alter. One thing invariably excited his extreme indignation, and this was any attempt on her part to caress or notice Faust. The pain this altered demeanour caused Annie (perhaps in consequence of some theory which she had formed as to its origin) was known but to her own heart, and could be guessed at merely by her unwearying efforts to conciliate poor Walter. Laura, upon whose quick-sightedness nothing was lost, carefully noted these changes, and made her own private comments upon them. In pursuance of her design of befriending Lewis, she made several attempts to penetrate the veil of reserve which hung around Annie Grant ; but in vain : with her lightness of heart seemed also to have departed her openness of disposition, and Laura had too much good Uste, as well as too much sympathy with her grief, to LEWIS ARUNDEL. 395 endeavour to force her confidence. At length one day, as Laura and Annie were sitting together, Laura working zealously at some article of juvenile finery, destined unconsciously to foster the seeds of incipient dandyism already apparent in that embryo man-about-town " Tarley," and Annie listlessly turning over the pages of a novel, from which her thoughts were far away, the elder lady suddenly broke silence by observing — " ' Tarley' will be two years old to-morrow ; how the time slips away, it really seems impossible 1 " Annie's only reply was a deep sigh, and Laura continued — "Why, Annie, you'll be of age in a month — four short weeks more, and you will actually have arrived at years of discretion. How wise you ou|fht to be ! " Findmg Annie still remained silent, Laura only waited till she had passed some interesting crisis in her stitching, and then looked up. To her alarm and surprise she beheld the " big tears " silently coursing each other down her friend's pale cheeks : in an instant she was by her side. " Annie, dearest," she said, "you are weeping; what is it? Have I said or done anything to pain you ? " Annie slightly shook her head in token of dissent, and made an effort to check her tears, which proving ineffectual, eventuated in a bitter sob. Laura could not stand the sight of her grief; throwing her ai-ms round her, she said — " Annie, you are miserable ; I see, I know you are ; and your un- happiness is wearing you to death. Why will you not confide in me ? Perhaps I might help you. What is it, darling ? will you not tell me ? " She paused for a reply, but obtaining none, continued: "This marriage with Lord Bellefield, it is distasteful to you, I am afraid ? " A shudder which passed through poor Annie's frame as Laura mentioned the name of her intended husband proved that on this point her suspicions had not erred. Fancying she now saw her way more clearly — " Dearest," she resumed, "do not afflict yourself thus ; you must not, shall not marry him. I will speak to the General myself. Charles shall write to his brother ; you shall not be sacrificed." " Hush I hush I " intemipled Annie, struggling to recover composure; "you do not know what you say. I musi marry him; there is no alternative." " Do not say so, Annie," returned Laura gravely ; " marriage is a sacred thing, not lightly to be entered into; and in marriage one requisite alone is indispensable — love ! Tastes may differ, faults of temper or disposition may exist ; yet if man and wife truly love each other, they will be very happy; but to marry without love is a grievous sin, and it entails its own punishment — wretchedness." Laura spoke solemnly and with feeling, and her companion, as she listened, trembled and turned pale. When she had concluded, how- ever, Annie merely shook her head, repeating hopelessly— " It must be— it must be 1 " "And, pray, why must it be?" asked Laura quickly, for she was 27 396 LEWIS ARUNDEL. becoming slightly provoked at that which she deemed Annie's childish weakness, the only fault, perhaps, with which her clear head, warm heart, and earnest, zealous nature unfitted her to sympathise. " Why, if the thing is wrong in itself, and is to render you miserable, must it be ? At all events let us make some efforts to prevent it ; suffer Charles and me " "Dearest Laura," interrupted Annie mournfully, "I assure you nothing can be done; any attempt to break off the match now would be unavailing and only end in making me still more wretched than I am at present." Annoyed alike at her perseverance in that which Laura could not but consider a culpable want of moral courage, and at the way in which she still withheld her confidence, while at the same time the idea occurred to her, though she was vexed with herself for admitting it, that one so feeble-minded was no fitting bride for the high-souled, brave-hearted Lewis, the spirited little matron was about to utter a somewhat sharp reply, when, glancing at Annie's pale, beautifully- formed features, the expression of deep anguish she read there dis- armed her, and merely saying, " We take different views of this matter, Annie dear, and must talk of it again when we are both more composed," she rose and left the apartment. Annie waited until the sound of the closing door assured her that she was alone, and then murmuring, " She too is angry with me and despises me — nobody loves me. Oh, that I were dead ! " she hid her face in the sofa cushion and gave way to a passionate burst of grief. Now there is one of our dramatis personce for whom we have reason to believe many of our readers entertain a warm regard — a regard in which we confess ourselves fully to participate — of whom we have lately heard but little ; of course we refer to that most " meritorious individual," that dog of dogs, dear, honest old Faust. Since Lewis had quitted Broadhurst Faust's character, like those of his betters (if mortals are better than dogs), had in a degree altered. The blind, unhesitating obedience he had been accustomed to pay to his master's slightest signal he accorded to no other person ; if Walter called him he would come, it is true, but he would do so in the calm, leisurely, dignified manner in which one gentleman would comply with the request of another. Towards the General he conducted himself with a degree of respectful hauteur which seemed to say, "We are not friends ; there is no sympathy between us, but as long as I continue to reside in a family of which you are the head, I owe it to myself to render you the amount of courtesy due to your position." For Mr. Spooner, the usurper who had dared to succeed his beloved master, he showed a most unmitigated contempt, totally ignoring all his com- mands, and resenting any attempt on his part to enforce his authority by the utterance of a low, deep growl, accompanied by a formidable display of sharp white teeth. Towards Annie alone did he evince any great affection, which he showed chiefly by attending her in her walks and taking up his position under the sofa, or close to the chair on which she was sitting— demonstrations of attachment which, as we have already hinted, were for some unexplained reason a source of LEWIS ARUNDEL 397 considerable annoyance to Walter. During the conversation between Laura and Annie, Faust had been lying unnoticed under the sofa, and now finding his young mistress alone, and for some cause or other unhappy (he knew that quite well), it occurred to him that the correct thing would be to come out and comfort her, which he attempted to do by laying his great rough head in her lap, wagging his tail encouragingly, and licking her hand. In her loneliness of heart even the poor do^s sympathy (endeared to her as he was by a thousand cherished recollections) was a relief to Annie, and stooping down she imprinted a kiss on his shaggy head, whispering as she did so, " Good Faust— you have never forsaken me 1 " At this moment the door opened, and Walter entered hastily. As his eye fell upon Annie and the dog his cheeks flushed, and he exclaimed hastily — "Annie, I wish you'd let Faust alone; how often have I told you that I won't have hmi meddled with ? " Witli a start at this sudden interruption Annie hastily raised herself, and pushing the dog gently from her, said — " Dear Walter, do not be angry ; Faust came and licked my hand, you would not have me unkind to him ?" " Oh 1 it's Faust's fault, is it ? " returned Walter crossly. " Faust, come here I Take him to our room, Mr. Spooner, and keep him there till I come ; he shall not stay in the drawing-room if he does what I don't like. Faust, do you hear me, sir ? " "He will never follow me, Sir Walter; it's no use calling him,'' remonstrated Mr. Spooner. " He will do as I tell him, and so will you too," returned Walter imperiously, and twisting his handkerchief, he tied it round the dog's neck, led him to the door, gave the end of the leash thus formed to Mr. Spooner, and then fairly turned the pair of them out of the room. Having accomplished this feat, he strolled listlessly to the fireplace, and amused himself by pulling about the ornaments on the chimney- piece for some minutes. At length a new idea seemed to strike him, and turning to his companion, he said — " Do you know why I was so angry with Faust just now ? " " Because I was petting him, I suppose, as you don't seem to like me to do so," returned Annie. " Ah ! that was not all, though," rejoined Walter ; " I wanted him particularly to have been with me when I was out walking to-day, very particularly." " Yes, and why was that ? " inquired Annie, who always encouraged him to talk to her, in the hope of overcoming the dislike which he had taken to her, and which, for many reasons, pained her inexpress- ibly. Walter remained for a minute or two silent, and then coming close to her, he asked in a low whisper — "Annie, do you believe in ghosts?" " My dear Walter, what an odd question," returned Annie in sur- prise ; " why do you ask it ? " Walter glanced carefully round the room, to assure himself that they were alone ere he replied, in the same low, awe-stricken whisper, " Because, if there are such things, I think I've seen one." 398 LEWIS ARUNDEL " Silly boy," rejoined Annie, anxious to reassure him, for she saw that he was really frightened, " you have fancied it. What was your ghost like, pray?" " Promise you won't tell anybody." Annie, half amused, half puzzled by the boy's earnestness, gave the required pledge. As soon as she had done so, Walter, stooping down so as to bring his mouth on a level with her ear, replied — " It was the ghost of Mr. Arundel I " Overcome by so unexpected a reply, Annie was a moment or so before she could find words to inquire, " My dear Walter, what could make you imagine such a thing? Perhaps you were asleep, and dreamed it — when was it ? " " No, I was not asleep ; and it was not fancy,'' returned Walter gravely. " I was out walking this morning early with Mr. Spooner, and we lost our way, and after trying for some time to find it, Mr. Spooner hired a boat, and told the boatman to set us down near — near — well, I forget the name, but he meant near here. When we got out, we had to go through some narrow passages between the different streets, and in one of them, which was very dark because of the high houses, we met a figure of a man, very tall, and wrapped in a long black cloak ; it drew back to let us pass, and just as I got close to it it turned its head, and I saw the face; it was stern and dark, and wore a black beard, but the beautiful eyes were the same, and when I saw them I knew it was Mr. Arundel, or," he added, sinking his voice, "his ghost!" As his companion remained silent, he continued, " When I saw who it was, I stopped, and was just going to speak, but at that moment he stared hard at me, gave a violent start, and before I could do anything to prevent it, vanished through a dark archway." " Oh ! you must have mistaken some one for him," returned Annie, struggling for composure — " Mr. Arundel is probably in England, and ghosts are out of the question ; besides, if there are such things, which I much doubt, they only appear after people are dead." Walter considered for a minute, and then met the difficulty by con- solatorily suggesting, "Perhaps dear Mr. Arundel is dead — perhaps he grew so unhappy that he could not live without ever seeing Faust and me, and — ah 1 Annie, how could you be so cruel as to send him away ? " " I send him away, Walter ! what can have put such a strange notion into your head?" exclaimed Annie, astonished at the accusation. "Yes you did," returned Walter vehemently; "he went away because he loved you and you would not love him — it was very cruel of you, and I hate you for it whenever I remember how unkind you have been," and overcome by his feelings, the poor boy burst into tears. A thousand confused thoughts flashed like lightning across Annie's brain. What could he mean ?— vi^as she listening to the mere folly of idiocy, or could he indeed have any possible foundation for his asser- tion ? Anxious to soothe him, she laid her hand caressingly upon his, while, replying rather to her own heart than to his last observation, she said — " No, my poor Walter, he whom you so much regret never loved me." LEWIS ARUNDEL 399 "Ah, but he did, though," returned Walter positively, drying his tears — " I know it." He spoke so decidedly that Annie, despite her reason, could not but feel curious to hear more, and turning away her head to hide her agitation, she asked in a low voice — " How do you know ?" " If I tell you, you must never tell the General or anybody," returned Walter — " people think I'm a fool, and I know I am not clever, and can't learn hke other boys, and sometimes I feci a weight just here," and he pressed his hand to his forehead, " and then all my sense goes out — I wonder where it goes to, Annie — do you think it finds wings and flies up to heaven amon^ the white angels? I think so sometimes, and then I long to be a bird and fly with it." Too much interested to allow him to fall into a new train of thought, Annie re- called his wandering ideas by saying — " You were talking about Mr. Arundel, Walter dear." " Oh yes, and about you, I remember," resumed Walter. " I knew, at least I thought, he was very fond of you a long time ago, but I was not quite sure of it till one day when I dressed Faust up like a gentle- man, with Mr. Arundel's watch, and you took it off the dog's neck, and then you threw your arms round him and kissed him as you did just now— that was what made me angry when I remembered about the first time — well, while you were hugging Faust, Mr. Arundel came to the door and saw you, though you did not see him, and his eyes danced and sparkled, and his mouth melted into such a sweet smile ; he was so glad to see how fond you were of Faust, and then I knew he loved you, for if he had not, he would not have cared about it, you know. Then he went away and left me Faust, and I thought because he had left Faust he was sure to come back, but I know now that he left him to comfort me, and went away himself all alone. Then that stupid Mr. Spooner came ; he's a great friend of Lord Bellefield's, and one day they were talking together, and they fancied I did not attend to them, but I did though, for I knew they were talking about Mr. Arundel. Well, Mr. Spooner asked why he went away, and Lord Bellefield replied, ' Why, if the truth must be told, he had the audacity (what does that mean ?) to raise his eyes to my cousin Annie.' Mr. Spooner questioned him further, and he informed him that Mr. Arundel had gone boldly to the General, and said he loved you." " Told my father so ! " exclaimed Annie. " Yes, so he said," resumed Walter ; " and the General told him you loved Lord Bellefield instead, and meant to be his wife ; and then poor Mr. Arundel said he would go away, and so he did, but of course if you had loved him he would have stayed, and we should all have been so happy together. So you see, Annie, it was you that sent him away, and since I've known that I've hated you, and tried to keep Faust from loving you, only he will, and I can't hate you quite always ; but I never meant to tell you all this, and you must never tell Lord Bellefield, or he would be ready to kill me." He paused, then regarding her with a sad, regretful look, he said, " But, Annie, is it really true that you don't love dear Mr. Arundel ? " Poor Annie ! affected and excited as she had been by the foregoing 400 LEWIS ARUNDEL. scene, this last speech was too much for her, and throwing her arms about the boy's neck, and hiding her burning cheek against his breast, she whispered, " Dearest Walter, do not hate me I jfou have no cause to do so J " CHAPTER LVIll. CONTAINS MUCH PLOTTING AND COUNTERPLOTTING. It was the evening of the Tuesday in Epsom week, the day before the Derby. Lord Bellefield, though outwardly calm, was inwardly a prey to the most painful mental excitement. His lordship had met with a continued run of ill-fortune latterly— everything he had attempted had turned out badly : if he betted on a race, the horse he backed invariably lost ; if he played, cards and dice equally declared against him ; he had lavished hundreds in presents to a new opera dancer, and at the moment in which he deemed his suit successful she had eloped with a younger, richer, and handsomer man; his tradesmen began to mistrust him and to dun him unpleasantly; several of his intimates to whom he owed money grew cool and eyed him suspiciously ; his extravagance had reached his father's ears, and Lord Ashford had not only ventured to remonstrate with him, but apparently bent on adding insult to injury, had cited the example of his younger brother, Charles Leicester (whom from his heart he despised), and held him up as a pattern for his imitation, while Lord Bellefield was forced to bear this lecturing patiently ; for although the estates were entailed, his father had been a careful man, and was possessed of a large personalty which he could leave to whom he pleased. The only piece of good luck to set against all this "monstrous quantity" of vexation was the admirable promise dis- played by the Dodona Colt. This exemplary quadruped, now individualised b^ the name of " Oracle," appeared to have been born with a metaphorical silver spoon in its delicate mouth, for from the moment in which its four black legs (suggestive of its future fleetness, for black-legs are mvai'iably /as^ put their feet into this uncomfortable world everything had prospered with it. The breeder was astonished at it, the groom who watched over its infancy was delighted with it ; TurnbuU, the trainer, was so impressed by its merits that he never could speak of it without a volley of the strongest oaths in his vocabu- lary, by which expletives he was accustomed (transposing a certain poetical dictum) to strengthen his praise of anything which was so fortunate as to win his approval ; and by the united kind regards of all these worthies this favourite of nature had grown in public opinion until it now held the proud position of first favourite for the Derby. Lord Bellefield was by this time no new hand upon the turf ; on the contrary, by dint of having been cheated, and associating with those who had cheated him, for several years, he had acquired, besides a sort of prescriptive diploma to do as he had been done, a considerable insight into the mysteries of the training stable as well as the betting ring. He was therefore habitually cautious; but in the present LEWtS ARUNDEL. 4or instance all his acquired knowledge and natural acuteness coincided with the opinions of his underlings, to prove to him that in the Dodona Colt he had indeed drawn a rare prize ; and that if he could but ensure that which our sanguine country is popularly supposed to expect — viz., that "every man should do his duty," his horse, and none other, must be winner of the Derby. Accordingly, all the powers of his intellect (which, although not enlarged, was subtle and acute) were now directed to two points — viz., first, to take all precautions to ensure that his horse should be fairly dealt by ; and secondly, to make such a book on the event as might retrieve his bankrupt fortunes. This last feat he had succeeded in accomplishing even beyond his utmost wishes; and accustomed as he was to hazard large sums upon the cast of a die, he began to grow alarmed at the magnitude of the stake for which he was about to contend. Having dined in town at his club, he returned to his luxurious bachelor minage in Street, and desiring that he might not be disturbed, drew out his betting-book, examined it carefiilly, went through the calculations again and again, referred to the latest odds — and then closing it with a sigh, muttered, " Yes, they are all safe men, men who will pay to the hour, and if Oracle runs true, this cursed load of debt will be wiped off, and — I shall be rich enough to begin afresh and contract a new one 1 — ifl ay, there's the rub — if 1" He strode up and down the room. "I am wretchedly nervous to-night," he exclaimed, ringing the bell. " Bring brandy," he con- tinued as the servant appeared; then filling a wine-glass, he drank it off as if it had been water — " leave it," he said ; then resuming his walk, added, " It must go right — there is not a horse that can come near him; TartufFe was the only one that had a chance, and TumbuU swears he is safe to lose ; he witnessed the private trial himself, and the colt won by a head, carrying 5 lbs. extra weight. That amusement cost me ;£so to bribe Austerlitz's trainer to allow the trial to take place. True, TurnbuU may have lied — and yet why should he ? he owes everything to me — though that has nothing to do with it — gratitude, if there be such a quality, is simply prospective^ men are grateful to those only from whom they expect favours. Well, even thus, TurnbuU is bound to me hand and foot ; besides, I know he has backed the colt heavily himself: barring accidents, then, against which no foresight can provide, and of which therefore it is useless to think, I stand safe to win. And yet it is a frightfiil sum to hazard on the uncertainties of a horse-race. If I should lose, I must either blow out my brains like poor Mellerton, or quit the country, marry Annie Grant, and live abroad on her money till my father dies — and he's as likely to last twenty years longer as I am. I scarcely know which alternative is preferable. What an infernal fool I've been to bring myself into this scrape ; but when a man has such a run of ill-luck against him as I have been cursed with for the last year, what is he to do ? " He paused, stretched himself wearily, and then glancing at a gilt clock on the chimney-piece, muttered, " Twelve o'clock ; I must be up early to-morrow and keep a clear head — I'll smoke a cigar and turn in." At this moment the house-bell rang sharply, and Lord 402 LEWIS ARUNDEL. Bellefield started like a guilty thing. With an oath at this fresh proof of his nervousness, he filled and drank a second glass of brandy, then stood listening with a degree of eager anxiety which, despite his efforts, he could not restrain. Doors opened and shut, and at length a servant appeared. " What is it?" exclaimed Lord Bellefield before the man could speak. " A person wishes particularly to see your lordship," was the reply. "Say I am engaged, and can see no one; I thought I told you I would not be disturbed," returned his master angrily; "stay," he continued, as a new idea struck him, " what kind of person is it ? " " He desired me to inform your lordship that his name was Turn- bull," was the answer. With an oath at the man's stupidity, Lord Bellefield desired him to admit the visitor instantly. "Well, Turnbull," he exclaimed eagerly as the trainer entered, " what is it, man ? " Thus adjured, Turnbull, a tall, stout -built fellow, with a clever but disagreeable expression of countenance glanced carefully round the room to assure himself that they were alone, and then approaching Lord Bellefield, began, " Why, you see, my lud, I thought I'd better lose no time, for there ain't too many hours between now and to- morrow's race, so I jumped on to my 'ack, cantered over to the rail, 'ailed a 'Ansom's cab, and 'ere I am." "Nothing amiss, eh? nothing wrong with the colt?" asked Lord Bellefield with an affectation of indifference, though any one who had watched him closely might have seen that he turned very pale. " No, bless his eyes, he's as right as a trivet, and as playful and impudent as — as a brick," continued Mr. Turnbull, rather at a loss for a sufficiently eulogistic si,mile; " it was only this morning he took up little Bill the 'elper by the waistband of his indispentionables and shuk him like a tarrier would a rat. It would have done your ludship's 'art good to have seen him; he'll come out to-morrow as fresh as paint, bless his bones." " Well then, what is it, if Oracle is all right?" returned his employer, greatly relieved. " Why, unfortunate^ there's somebody else as has got a 'orse as is all right too, and I'm afraid we ain't quite so sure of the race as we fancied we was," was the dispiriting reply. " Why, I thought you had satisfied yourself that there was not a horse that could run near him. You tell me he beat Tartuffe carrying 5 lbs. extra weight." "Ay, so I believed; but the sharpest of us is done sometimes. It's a wicked cross-bred world to live in, and a man need be wide-awaker than-|-than one o'clock, to be down to all their moves." So saying, the discomfited trainer rubbed his nose as if to brighten his wits, and continued, " The truth is this, my lud — one of my grooms cum to me this morning, and said if I would stand a soveraign between him and one of his mates, he would tell me something as I ought to know. Well, seeing as this race is rather a peculiar one, and as any little mistake might turn out unpleasant " LEWIS ARUNDEL 403 " What do you mean, sir ? " interrupted Lord Bellefield, drawing himself up with a haughty gesture. "Nothing, my lud, nothing," returned Turnbull obsequiously, "only as our colt stands first favourite, and as we've made our calcilations to win, I thought the Californian farthing would not be thrown away. According/^ he brought up his mate, as he called him, which was the hidentical boy as first rode the colt, and he confessed that him and the boy that rode Tartuffe had met one day when they was out a exercising, and just for their own amusement they give 'em a three-mile gallop. They run very near together, but Tartuffe beat our colt by above a length; that he'd seen the trial afterwards, and that he knowed from the difference in Tartuffe's running that he was not rode fair, or was overweighted, or something. Well, my lud, this information bothered me, and made me feel suspicious that some move had been tried on which we was not up to, and while I was scheming how to cipher it out, the same boy cum again, and told me that the lad that rode Tartuffe at the second trial was a keeping company along with his sister, and that he thought she might worm something out of him if she could be got to try. According/)/ I sent for the gal, and between bribing, coaxing, and frightening her, persuaded her to undertake the job. She had some trouble with the young feller, but she is a sharp, clever gal, and she never left him till she dragged it out of him." "Drew what out of him?" interrupted Lord Bellefield, unable to restrain his impatience ; " can't you come to the point at once ? you'll distract me with your prosing." "Well, the long and short of it is, as I see your ludship's getting in a hurry (and, indeed, there ain't no time to be lost), the long and short of it is, that they've bin and turned the tables upon us : while we put 5 lbs. extra weight on our horse, they shoved 8 lbs. on theirs." " Then Tartuffe ran within a head of the colt carrying 3 lbs. extra," exclaimed Lord Bellefield, "and of course without that disadvantage would again have beaten him." " I think Oracle is a better horse now than he was at the time the trial cum off," was the reply, "but the race ain't the safe thing I thought it. It's rather a ticklish chance to trust to, if your ludship's got at all a heavy book upon the ewent." As he made this uncomfortable acknowledgment the trainer leered inquiringly with his cunning little eyes at his employer. Lord Bellefield did not immediately answer; but leaning his elbow on the chimney-piece, remained buried in thought, his pale cheeks and the eager quivering of his under lip, which from time to time he unconsciously bit till the marks of his teeth remained in blood upon it, alone testifying the mental suffering he experienced. Ruin and disgrace were before him. Nor was this all. The Due d'Auster- litz, a young foreigner who, bitten with Anglo-mania, had purchased a racing stud and was the owner of Tartuffe, happened to be the individual before alluded to as Lord Bellefield's successful rival in the venial affections of the fascinating danseuse. He hated him, 404 LEWIS ARUNDEL. accordingly, with an intensity which would have secured him the appro- bation of the good-hater-loving Dr. Johnson. If anything, therefore, were wanting to render the intelligence he had just received doubly irritating to him, this fact supplied the deficiency. His lordship, however, possessed one element of greatness — his spirit invariably rose with difficulties, and the greater the emergency the more cool and collected did he become. Having remained silent for some minutes, he observed quietly, " I suppose, Turnbull, you, being a shrewd, clever fellow in your way, scarcely came here merely to tell me this. You are perfectly aware that, relying upon your information and judgment, I have made a heavy book on this race, and can imagine that, however long my purse may be, I shall find it more agreeable to win than to lose. You have, therefore, I atn sure, some expedient to propose. In fact, I read in your face that it is so." The man smiled. "Your ludship I always knew to have a sharp eye for a good horse or a pretty gal," he said, " but you must be wide awake if you can read a man's thoughts in his face. It ain't such an easy matter to say what is best to do ; if your ludship made rather too heavy a book on the race, I should recommend a little careful hedging to-morrow morning." Lord Bellefield shook his head. " Too late to make anything of it," he replied, "that is, of course, I might save myself from any very heavy loss, but I must have money — a — in fact, I stand so fair to win largely by this race, that hedging will be quite a dernier ressort. But you have some better scheme than that to propose." " If your ludship is at a loss how to act, it is not likely that any plan of mine will do the trick," was the reply. Whether or not Turnbull wished to provoke his employer, certain it is his speech produced that effect, for with an oath Lord Bellefield exclaimed — " What is it you are aiming at ? if it be money you are standing out for, you have only to prevent Tartuffe from starting, and name your own price." " Why, you see, it might be as well to let him start ; men have been transported for interfering with a race 'orse to purwent his starting — but he need not win the Derby for all that," was the enigmatical reply. Lord Bellefield's lip curled with a sardonic smile ; his knowledge of human nature had not then deceived him — Turnbull had some scheme inietto, and was only waiting to secure the best market for it. I sujjpose £\ will satisfy you?" he said; and as the trainer bowed his gratitude, continued, "You are certain your plan cannot fail ? What is it you propose ? " " Why, you see, my lud, 'orses is like 'uman creeturs in many respecs," replied Turnbull sententiously ; "there's some things as agrees with their stummicks, and some as disagrees with 'em ; the things that agrees with the hanimals makes 'em run faster, the things that dis- agrees makes them run slower, or if you give it 'em too strong they comes to a standstill all together. Now, if so be as Tartuffe was to have a taste of a certain drug as I knows on— that ain't very different LEWIS ARUNDEL. 405 from hopium — give to him afore he goes to sleep to-night, he'll come to the starting post all right and run very respectible, but if he beats our 'orse I'll engage to eat him, saddle and all. I can't speak fairer than that, I expect." " And who have you fixed upon to execute this piece of delectable rascality?" inquired Lord Bellefield, unable to repress a sneer at the meanness of the villainy by which, however, he was only too glad to profit. " It was not a very easy matter to pitch upon the right man," rejoined the trainer, "but luckily I happened to remember a party that seemed as if he'd been born a purpose for the job, and who has been so thoroughly cleaned out lately that he was not likely to be particular about trifles. I saw him before I left home, showed him which way his interest lay, put him up to my ideas on the subject, and I hope when I sees your ludship to-morrow morning I shall have some good news to tell you." " I'll be with you early, before people are about," returned Lord Bellefield ; " it is important that I should know the result of this scheme as soon as possible. The greatest caution must be observed lest the matter should transpire, and if anything comes out, you of course must take it upon yourself. The man should go abroad for a time. And now I must try and get a couple of hours' sleep, or my head will not be fit for to-morrow's work. I breakfast at Epsom with a set of men, but I'll be with you first. You've acted with your usual zeal and cleverness, TurnbuU, and I'll take care that you shall have no reason to repent your honesty to your employer; only let us win to-morrow's race and your fortune is made. Good-night." As he spoke he rang the bell, and with many servile acknowledg- ments of his master's promised liberality the trainer departed. While this interview was taking place a far different scene had been enacting in the premises occupied by the racing stud of the Due d'Austerlitz. As the clock over the stables chimed the hour after midnight a light ladder was placed against the wall of one of the outer buildings, and a slightly-framed, agile man ran up it, and draw- ing it cautiously after him laid it in a place of security, where it would remain unnoticed till his return. He then crept with noiseless, cat- like steps over roofs and along parapets, finding among rain-gutters and coping-stones a dangerous and uncertain footing, until he reached a building nearly in the centre of the yard ; here he paused, and drawing from his pocket a short iron instrument, shaped like a chisel at one end, he cautiously chipped away the mortar round one of the tiles which protected an angle of the roof, and by removing the tile, exposed the ends of a row of slating. Quietly raising one of the slates, he, by means of the instrument above alluded to, which is known to the initiated by the euphonious title of a "jemmy," snapped the nails which retained it in its place and removed it. Having acted in a similar manner by two others, he produced a small cabinetmaker's saw, and cutting through the battens, opened a space sufficiently wide to admit the passage of a man's body. Replacing his tools, he crept through the aperture thus effected, and letting himself down by his 4o6 LEWIS ARUNDEL. hands into the loft beneath, dropped noiselessly on to some trusses of hay placed there for future consumption. Part of his task was now accomplished', for he was in the loft over the loose -box in which Tartuffe was reposing his graceful limbs before the coming struggle ; but the most difficult and hazardous portion of his enterprise remained yet to be accomplished. Crawling on his hands and knees, he reached one of the openings by which the hay was let down into the racks beneath, and cautiously peeping over, gazed into the interior of the stable itself, and noted the precautions taken to secure the safety of the racehorse and the difficulties which lay before him. The box in which the animal was placed was secured by a strong padlock, the key of which rested at that moment under the pillow of Slangsby, the Due d'Austerlitz's trainer, while in the next box, half-lying, half-sitting on a truss of straw, dozed " Yorkshire Joe," a broad-shouldered, bow- legged lad some eighteen years of age, who had been a kind of equestrian valet to Tartuffe during the whole " educational course " of that promising quadruped. These particulars the intelligent eye of the tenant of the hay-loft took in at a glance, while his quick wit decided as rapidly the exact degree in which they were calculated to tell for or against the object he sought to accomplish. The padlock was in his favour; for as he did not intend to enter the horse-box by the door, it would serve to keep Joe out without interfering with his design ; but the presence of the stable-boy presented an insuperable obstacle to his further pro- ceedings. This difficulty had, however, been foreseen and provided against. Stealing on tiptoe across the loft, he selected a long, stout straw, and thrusting it through the key-hole of the door by which the fodder was taken in, he suffered it to drop on the outside. Scarcely had he done so, when a low cough announced the presence of some confederate, and satisfied that everything was in a right train, he noise- lessly returned to his post of observation. In another moment his quick ear caught the sound of a modest tap at the stable-door. Honest Joe's senses not being equally on the alert, the knock had to be repeated more than once ere he became aware of it. As soon as he grew convinced that the sound was not the creation of his sleeping fancy, he rubbed his eyes, stretched himself, and drowsily inquired, "Who;s there?" y h , " It is I— Mary; and I want particularly to speak to you," replied a woman's voice. " Thy want must wait till morning, lass ; for I'm not a-goaing to leave this place to-night fornothinknor nobody; so gang thee whoam agin," was the uncourteous reply. " No, but Joe, dear Joe, you must hear me to-night ; it is something very important indeed. You musf hear me," pleaded the temptress. " I woan't, I tell thee ; gang whoam I " returned Joe gruffly. Well, if I'd thought you'd have been so unkind, I would not have stayed out of my warm bed, trapesing through Hepsom streets at this time o night, which ain't fit for a respecktible young woman to be out in, and coming all this way to put you up to something as may lose you your place, and worse, if you ain't told of it. I didn't expect sich 'tis easy to put your foot in it. LEWIS ARUNDEL. 407 unkindness — , and then you may cut chambers till the season's over. But you are wrong about Bellefield. Lord Ashford has paid his debts three times, and has taken an oath on the family Bible never to do so again; but I don't believe Bellefield's anything like hard-up. You know he won ;^3o,ooo of poor Mellerton before he blew his brains out. Here's Philips can tell us all about it; eh, what do you say, man?" "Nothing," was the cautious reply; "and I would not recommend you to let Bellefield find out exactly all you've been mentioning, my dear Chatterby; I've known him shoot a man for less." So saying, Mr. Philips joined in the laugh he had raised against the voluble Chatterby, and then swinging himself down from the box, left them in order to take his place in the betting ring. We must now change the venue to the Warren, a small but pictur- esque spot of ground encircled by a wall, within which enclosure the horses for the Derby and Oaks are saddled and mounted. Here jockeys and gentlemen, lords, blacklegs, trainers, and pickpocket's, mix and jostle with one another indiscnminately. Assuredly Epsom, on the Derby day, in exclusive, aristocratic England, is the only true Utopia wherein those chimeras of French folly, Liberty, Fraternity, 4t4 LEWIS ARtTNDEL. and Equality, exist and prosper. Let the reader imagine from twenty to five-and-twenty blood-horses, each led by its attendant groom and followed by an anxious trainer, while the jockey who is to ride it, and on whose skill and courage thousands of pounds are depending, care- fully inspects the buckling of girths, regulates the length of stirrup- leathers, and as far as hun^an foresight will permit, provides against any accident which may embarrass him in the coming struggle. Then the horse-clothing is removed, and the shining coat and carefully- plaited mane of the racehorse are revealed to the eyes of the admiring spectators; an attendant satellite at the same moment assists the jockey to divest himself of his greatcoat, and he emerges from his chrysalis state in all the butterfly splendour of racing dandyism. Then the trainer, or the satellite before alluded to, "gives him a leg up," and with this slight assistance he vaults lightly into the saddle and becomes as it were incorporate with the animal he bestrides. Quietly gathering up the reins, he presses his cap firmly on his head, slants the point of his whip towards the right flank, exchanges a few last words with the trainer, and then walks his horse up and down till his competitors are all equally prepared. On this occasion the cynosure of every eye was the first favourite, Oracle, and when his clothing was removed, and one of the cleverest jockeys of the day seated gracefully on his back, he certainly did look, to quote the enthusiastic language of his trainer, "a reg'lur pictur," the perfection of a race- horse. TurnbuU's last words to the jockey were — " Save him as much as you safely can till the distance, and if the pace has been anything like reasonable, it will be your own fault if the race is not your own." A slight contraction of the eyelid proved that the advice was under- stood and afjpreciated, and man and horse passed on. "How is it Tartuffe does not show?" inquired Lord Bellefield of TurnbuU in a whisper. " The dose can't have been given too strong, "No fear of that, my lud," was the reply; "but they've probably discovered ere this that there is a screw loose somewhere, and they will keep hini out of sight as long as they can, lest other people should become as wise as they are themselves." As he spoke the object of his remarks appeared ; his rider was already mounted, and the horse-clothing removed. Tartuffe was a complete contrast to his rival in appearance. The Dodona Colt was a bright bay, with black mane, tail, and legs ; his head was small, almost to a fault, and shaped like that of a deer, his neck longer and rnore arched than is usually the case in thorough-bred horses ; while his graceful, slender limbs seemed to embody the very ideal of swift- ness. Tartuffe was altogether a smaller and more compact animal, his colour a rich, dark chestnut, his head larger in proportion, and so placed on as to give him the appearance of being slightly ewe-necked, his forelegs were shorter, and the arm more muscular than those of his graceful rival; but the sloping shoulder, the depth of the girth, the breadth and unusual muscular development of the loins and haunches, together with a quick, springy step and a general compactness of form, LEWIS ARUNDEL. 415 afJbrded to the practised eye evidence of his possessing very un- common powers both of speed and endurance. " He looks fresh and lively enough," remarked Lord Bellefield, after observing the horse narrowly. " What do you think about it ? " "It's all right, my lud," was TurnbuU's confident answer; "things speaks for themselves, the 'orse ain't allowed to show till the last minute, and then he comes out with his jockey ready mounted. 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