^ • • . ■ ■''J>' . . . V- •^' ■/ V'^' / \ V '^^ ♦ " rC^ tit- ■» " ^VyV • x> lEt. :e3 s s HON. W. GA McADOO, ASSOCIATED ALUMNI ast-ienn^Bsee ftnibersHs, Enoxville, Tennessee, June 20th, 1871 > MILLEDOEVILLE, OA: 7 riDB&AL VBIOM BOOK ADD JOB OWWlCt. 187L h *— — ■ Knoxville, Tennessee, June 20th, 1871. Hon. Wm. G. McAdoo : Dear Sir: — At a meeting this day of the associated Alumni of East Tennessee University, a vote of thanks vras unanimously passed for your able, original, and in- structive Address, this day delivered before them ; and by their order I am instructed to request a copy of the same for publication. With the hope that you may return a favorable reply to the request, and vi^ith sentiments of the highest personal esteem, I am, sir, &c., W. A. Henderson, Secretary, &c. Knoxville, Tenn., June 21, 1871. W. A. Henderson, Esq., Secretary Associated Alumni E. T. Univeisity, Dear Sir : — Your polite and complimentary note re- questing a copy of my Address of yesterday, is before me. I comply with unaffected pleasure, and transmit herewith the MS. Its crudities and prolixities of composition I regret, but cannot amend for the want now of the element whose need in the hour of composition occasioned them — time. When Sir Walter Scott was asked why he had not written his life of Napoleon in two volumes instead of three, he replied " Because I had not time." I am, with great respect, yours, &c., W. G. McAdoo. GEOGRAPHICAL NOMENCLATURE OF THE Brethren of the Associated Alumni of East- Tennessee University : Almost under the Equator in South America stands the snow-capped peak, long supposed, but mistakenly, to be the highest pinnacle ot land on our globe. It bears the well known name of Ciiimborazo — familiar to the ears of even school children. The name in one of our standard works is pronounced to be Spanish. That is an error. Baron Von Humboldt, in his "Views of Nature," devotes some space to its derivation, ending by the closely reason- ed conjecture that the name is a relic of lost people and a perishtd language. What a superb monument — a grand granite shaft 21,424 feet in height — its summit glittering with perpetual snow beneath the splendors of a tropical sun, — as the memorial of a lost race whose very name has passed away, whose language has vanished save the one word Chim/jorazo ! The namehal descended, perhaps through several suc- cessive nationalities in occupancy of that sublime Andean region, to the proud race of the Incas. At time of the Spanish Conquest, it passed unmutilated to the fol- lowers of Pizarro, and thus is introduced to a permanent place in the written languages of the world of modern civilization. In contrast to this notable example, the Geographical Nomenclature of the United States presents in our day some peculiar and perplexing evils. A brief consideration of these will constitute the main subject of the discourse this evening. Our peculiarities of origin and history, and some of the leading features of our governmental organization, very naturally led to these evils. Blessings greater than the evils came from these circumstances. Imperfections form 4 6E0QBAPHICAL KOMENCLATUBE. a composite feature of every human institution — I may add of every earthly organization. The true philosophical economy is to eliminate the faults, and develop and increase the good elements, wherever possible, in all the wide range of practicalities pertaining to human existence. Perfection, though never attained, must be constantly sought il we would attain eminence. Michael Angelo remarked to a friend who wondered at the great artist's excessive labor to remedy slight defects, •' Recollect that trifles make perfec- tion, and that perfection is no trifle." We have a vast Republic, destined doubtless to become yet vaster ; a conglomerate mass of minor republics held together in one nationality by a system pecujiarly our own. The Fathers nicely adjusted its checks and balances; and from their giant hands the orb of our Republic swung out in space and revolved among the Nations. So nicely was the adjustment of the centrifugal and centripetal forces per- fected, that though convulsions of all sorts from the pet- tiest to the mightiest, have tested our orbital powers, we Btill revolve in the pathway of Republican Institutions, escaping alike the contrifugal forces of anarchy on the one hand, and the contripetal Sun of Despotism on the other. May our terrestial astronomy — it such a term be admis- sible — continue the same forever! The very natural and deserved love of our people for these fathers, and for the Revolutionary and subsequent heroes who shaped our greatness, commend themselves to our admiration. Gratitude for past favors has been said to have been forgotten occasionally among the sons of men. But this gratitude has assumed one shape against which I beg this day to protest. I file my demurrer against ex- cessive geographical gratitude. I will illustrate. We have m the United States — or I should say had in 1864, the date of the latest authority on the subject within my reach — 254 places named Washington — 243 named Jack- son — 171 named Jefferson — with multitudinous Monroes and Madisons and Marions — Putnams, Clintons, Knoxes and Hamiltons. Ten of these leading names are applied to 1367 places — an average of nearly 137 places to each name. There is not a State or Territory in the Union where these favorite names have not been planted in the first footsteps of the American pioneer, during the ninety years of our post Revolutionary history. They spring up as spontaneously in the pioneer's footsteps as the present poet laureate of Great Britain makes the violets evolve from the footprints of his hero's mistress in one of his finest productions, "Maud." GEOGRAPHICAL NOMENCLATURE. O We say nothing of names of streets in all of our Ameri- can villages, towns and cities. There is not one in all the land which has not one named " in honor" of some of these great liistuk ical — and I may add geographical — heroes. The authors of American Geographical Nomenclature are evi- dently Ol the opinion of the noted " Captaine John Smith" of Powhatan and Pocahontas memory, who writes in his charming history of the Bermudas, "As Geography with- out History seemeth a carcasse without motion, so History without Geography wandereth as a Vagrant without a cer- taine habitation." Geography has certainly conspired with history in perpetuating these favorite names. They are not left to the vagrancy of history : but we may almost ac- cuse them of a species of Geographical " vagrancy," since they have wandered into so many places ; and I could add, I fear, idhj wandered : a vagrancy unknown to the right valiant " Captaine John Smith," since we find on his map of Virginia not a single Smithton, or Smithville ; and our investigations lead to the conclusion that not one of the 84 places in the United States named Smith (with or with- out " variations") has been named in honor ol the knightly pioneer of that name in the New World. Alas ! he did not live long enough to be a member of a State Legislature — or a leading constituent of any member! In short, " Cap- taine John Smith" lived too soon in the world's history, or died before his time! So that whatever he may be histori- cally, geographically he is a nobody ! If these canonized geographical names in our Republic were restricted to one in each State, that might be endured. There are now but 37 States in the Federal Union. There are 10 Territories, also ; and if the ten favorite Geographi- cal names of Americans weie similarly allotted to them, the total would be 47. Or if that should be deemed ia- 8uf!icient to attest our own quasi-apotheosis of our favorite heroes, we might double the\ number by assigning to each not only a town or city, but a county also, making a total of about 74. And this brings us to mention another geo- graphical monstrosity against which we peculiarly protest. It is not enough that each State and Territory should be running over with Washingtons, Jeffersons and the like ; but their distribution on our great map has been effected in as disorderly a manner as possible. In this, my native State, we have a Washington county to the East of us with Jonesborough as the seat of justice; and the town of Washington lies to the West of us and is the seat of Justice in Rhea county, whilst Rhea-town is in Greene county. In my adopted State (Georgia) Washing- b GEOGRAPHICAL NOMENCLATURE. ton county has for its seat of justice Sandersville; and the town of Washington is in Wilkes county. In our neighbor Kentucky the co2^?i^?/ of Washington is in one part of the State, the town of Washington in another. In this noble State, Jaclison is in Madison county ; while Jackson county has Gainesville for its county town ; Madisonville is in Mon- roe county, and the town of Monroe in Overton county. Occasionally, and quite exceptionally, we find the name of the county and its seat of justice in accidental coincidence — as this beautiful and flourishing city of Knoxville in Knox county; our Tennessee Greenville \n Greene county ; the town of Washington in Texas in the county of that name; and a few others equally fortunate in what may be term- ed their geographical covjunctivities ; but usually all the re- sources of mathematical permutation have been exhausted to scatter a few dozens of favorite names over our grand national map of the United States to as many points as possible. It would seem that these cunning architects of our geographical system had used these patriotic names with nice and distributive calculation — as the civil engin- eer does his fastenings and his bolts when spanning an abyss with a bridge. Happy are we to-day to be standing on a portion of the structure braced by two good honored bolts conjunctively commemorative of the patriotic Henry Knox, the gallant Revolutionary hero, and the first American " Secretary of War," under the present Constitution of the United States ; and a name, too, not worn to a too degrad- ing commonness by universality of National use — Knoxt-iZ/g, in Knox county — perhaps a little overdone in usage geo- graphical; but not subjected to the " wasteful and ridicu- lous excess" of other great names. If we withdraw our map-gazing eyes from these nomen- clatural stars of the first magnitude, what a wilderness of lesser luminaries arrest the vision ! And as we pass from one State-map to another, what a sameness of names ! Verily inventiveness seems to have been wholly wanting in the improvisation of names, among the brave old pio- neers who doubtless found the study of the arts of toma- hawking and scalping of far more practical value than geographical nomenclature. Their immediate successors were too intensely occupied with daily practicalities of life to bestovr names on localities with an enlarged consid- eration which embraced our whole country. Passing therefore from the great Revolutionary and other historical names, we reach a still more numerous array — "the rank and file" of the great nomenclatural host, if the former names may be reckoned the commissioned oncers. GEOGRAPHICAL NOMENCLATURE 7 We are tempted to give the names of counties properly (as we conceive) classified under this head, by way of illus- tration — not in all the States; that would consume far more time than could be spared on an occasion like the present; but in one State. We select Texas: in fault-find- ing, the principle is universal that the farther from home we choose examples, the safer the fault-finding can be prac- ticed. This principle is applicable from the humblest walks of domestic life to the loftiest range of philosophi- cal investigation. We take at random from the map of Texas the follov/ing names of counties: Jones, Taylor, Runnels, Edwards, Webb, Starr, Kerr, Gillespie, Mason, Coleman, Brown, Archer, Young, Hamilton, Burnet, Hays, Karnes, Caldwell, Williamson, Bell, McClellan, Johnson, Parker, Cooke, Ellis, Robertson, Harris, Chambers, Walker, Hardin, Anderson, Henderson, Smith, Wood, Hunt, Hop- kins. Very many of these names are identical with names of counties in our own State; in our neighbor Kentucky; and in half the other States of the Union. W^e complain not at the deserveduess of their bestowal : doubtless in each State where the names are found, the particular Jones, and Smith, and Anderson and Walker were gentlemen of sterling merit richly deserving the compliment ; but the confusion growing out of the multiplication of such names is interminable. We complain not of a want of euphony or beauty in these names ; but the grandest poem, or rich- est oratorio that ever human genius produced would fatigue any mortal ears into a sense of monotony if constantly re- cited. Aid this is the smallest of the objections. Not as counties al ,>ue, but as towns and cross-roads, and streets and post-officec. do these and similar names figure on our maps of the various States in every conceivable combination. In whose honor were the foregoing names of counties in Texas conferred? In whose honor the similar or analogous names of other States ? The few of the present genera- tion who happen to know will soon pass away. The anti- quarian of future times may discover, if idle curiosity be worth the gratifying, and if haply the original acts of the Legislature conferring them contain preambulary mention thereof, and have escaped the " dusty death" which awaits sooner or later all such records. In illustration of the uncertainty of the preservation of legislative intentions in the bestowal of such honors, allow the presentation of a singular instance. In whose honor was the handsome and thrifty village of Clinton,m Tennes- see, named ? That question was propounded to us recent- 8 GBOORAFHICAL NOMENCLATURE. ly ia another State. Inasmuch as we felt all the natural pride in reference to the village connected with happy days of early life, and nativity in the neighborhood, we investi- gated the subject. After some effort we succeeded in find- ing a copy of the official pamphlet acts of the Tennessee Legislature of the year 1809, and examined the law chang- ing the name from Burrville to Clinton. But which Clinton? For at that period, two gentlemen of that name held de- served eminence : De Witt Clinton, who had been actively engaged in the Hamilton-Burr feud in New York which led afterwards to Hamilton's death at the hands of Burr, and who had, in 1802 fought a duel with Swartwout the friend of Burr? Or George Clinton who succeeded Burr in the Vice Presidency of the United States in 1805 ? There is noth- ing in the preamble, or in tb body of the act, to indicate; and if the precise significance of the honor is preserved in any record, or runneth " in the memory of man," it lies not within our knowledge. In 1864 there were one hun- dred and one localities named Clinton on the map of the United States. To honor whom were the other hundred 80 named? It would be an amusing (though excessively idle) curiosity, it life had no more serious duties, to investi- gate the subject. In the United States are fifteen villages named Midway. In Georgia not only is there a village named Midway^ sit- uated about two miles distant from Milledgeville, but there is in another county in Georgia a post village named Mid- ville. Oglethorpe University, being situated in Midioay, a flourishing Institution, it became desirable to have a post- office established in the village- It was observed that the students of the University, during the excitements attend- ant on sessions of the Legislature of Georgia in Milledge- ville, then the Capital, became seriously encumbered with weighty correspondences. Visits to the Milledgeville Post- Office were abnormally necessary: abnormally as regarded scientific and literary progress — normally enough in preco- cious political and other knowledge floating frothily on the surface of life in State and other capitals. Hence the need of the Midway Post- Office. But being established, distrib- uting Post Masters and other careless officials made infinite tonfusiou in the interchange of letters directed respectively to Midu'ay and WiAviUe — to say nothing of that growing out of the existence of the numerous Midways in adjacent States. President Talmage of Oglethorpe University, one of the ablest and best of men, represented the grievance to the General Post-Office Department, and was surprised by a change of the name of the Midway Fast-Office to " Tal- \ GEOGRAPHICAL NOMENCLATURE. » mage." But the difficulty was increased : there were four other places in the United States, with a similar name, Tal- mage— slightly ditTerent in spelling, but substantially the name ; and the r?7/