THE BOGNOR QUACK 
 
 OH! what a fine flourish of genuine renown 
 Has lately sprung up in our ^‘neat little town;'' 
 
 All about a young man who is lately come hack. 
 
 And goes by the name of the new Bognor Quack. 
 
 So all ye good people whom old age adorns 
 With Gout, and Rheumatic, and Bunions, and Corns, 
 I’ll tell you all how to get cured “ in a crack," 
 
 That is, — just apply to our new Bognor Quack / 
 
 So take my advice, you'll the benefit reap 
 By applying to him, because he works cheap ; 
 
 For a Corn, or a bunion, he'll cut it out smack. 
 
 And charge a mere nothing, because he's a Quack. 
 
 Oh ! Cunningham, who has been praised up for skill. 
 And Stafford, who's famous for giving a pill,— 
 
 And Geering, the chemist, they’ll be all cut-up smack. 
 And brought to starvation by this Bognor Quack ! 
 
 HAILSHAM, SUSSEX, 1839. 
 
 JUNE, 1841. 
 
 ORBAT TOTHAM I FRIMTBD AT CHABLBS CLABX'S VRITATB FBBfI.