tajSjijiibi 'Jlllal V/s AHWdP' *"«■«? H 4 ..,.- I j $% .-%** Jp? -fek \^"<' UNIVERSITY OF N.C. AT CHAPEL HILL 00022094010 Digitized by the Internet Archive in 2012 with funding from University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill http://www.archive.org/details/wonderfulcuriousOObrya AI.0N7.0 CHAPPEL PINX'T. 128 DECATUR'S COMBAT WITH THE ALGERINE CHIEF. Columbian Edition. The Wonderful, the Curious and the F^eautiful in the World's History, AS RECORDED IN THE Historical Literature of Europe and America, FROM THE EARLIEST PERIOD TO THE PRESENT TIME. The Progress of the Human Race reflected in the Choicest Literature of All Ages. Embracing Strange Incidents, Thrilling Descriptions and Remarkable Facts in the Lives of CELEBRATED HISTORICAL CHARACTERS, Rulers of Nations, Great Generals and their Battles, Heroes and Leaders in the World's Progress, The whole forming a GRAND PANORAMA of Passing Events. By WILLIAM S. BRYAN, The Renowned Writer and Historian, AND JOHN CLARK RIDPATH, LL.D., Author of Ridpath's School Histories and a Cyclopedia of Universal History, etc., etc. Illustrated with over Two Hundred and Fifty Striking Pictures and Haif=Tone Steefl Engravings by the Greatest Artists. HISTORICAL PUBLISHING COHPANY PHILADELPHIA Copyright, 1893, by H. S. Smith. (ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.) SOLD ONLY BY SUBSCRIPTION. *:(;* The illustrations in this work being from original drawings, and protected by copyright, their reproduction in any form is unlawful, and notice is hereby given that persons guilty of infringing the copyright thereof will be prosecuted. THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. LIFE AND MAXIMS OF FRANKLIN. GREATEST among all the philosophers, in the beneficial results of his discoveries and maxims, stands the name of Benjamin Franklin. For this reason we have thought it proper and right that a sketch of his life, and the best of his maxims, should have the first place in this collec- tion. Parentage and Boyhood. Benjamin Franklin was born at Boston, on the 17th day of January, 1706, and was the youngest but two of a family of seventeen children, two daughters being born after him. His ancestors, as far as they can be traced back (at least three hundred years), were petty freeholders at Eaton, in Northamptonshire ; but if we may judge by the surname of the family — the ancient Norman appellative for a country gentleman — we may con- clude they had originally been of some conse- quence. After the Reformation, the immediate progenitors of Benjamin continued zealously at- tached to the Church of England till towards the close of the reign of Charles the Second, when his father Josias, along with his uncle Benjamin, became dissenters. These men were both bred to the trade of silk-dyeing. Josias married early in life ; and about the year 1682 he emigrated, with his wife and three children, to America, on ac- count of the persecutions to which he was exposed for his dissenting principles. On arriving in New England, he embraced the occupations of soap-boiler and tallow-chandler, of which busi- nesses he previously knew nothing, but only from their being at the time the likeliest to provide maintenance for his increasing family. He ap- pears to have been a man of great penetration and solid judgment ; prudent, active and frugal ; and although kept in comparative poverty by the expenses of his numerous family, was held in 3 (; great esteem by his townsmen. In no respect was his practical good sense more conspicuous than in the education of his children ; and his illustrious son frequently alluded, in terms of thankfulness and gratitude, to the many exem- plars- precepts and sound moral lessons he re- ceived while under the paternal roof. The fol- lowing passage may be read with no little in- struction by the heads and members of all fami- lies similarly circumstanced. ' ' He was fond of having at his table, as often as possible, some friends, or well-informed neighbors, capable of rational conversation ; and he was always careful to introduce useful or ingenious topics of dis- course, which might tend to form the minds of his children. By this means he early attracted our attention to what was just, prudent and beneficial in the conduct of life. He never talked of the meats which appeared on the table ; never discussed whether the}' were well or ill dressed, of a good or bad flavor, high-seasoned or other- wise, preferable or inferior to this or that dish of a similar kind. Thus accustomed from my infancy to the utmost inattention to these objects, I have since been perfectly regardless of what kind of food was before me ; and I pay so little attention to it even now that it would be a hard matter for me to recollect a few hours after I had dined, of what my dinner had consisted. When travelling, I have particularly experienced the benefit of this habit ; for it has often happened to me to be in company with persons, who, having a more deli- cate, because a more exercised taste, have suffered in many cases considerable inconvenience ; while, as to myself, I have had nothing to desire." Ben- jamin was at first designed to be a clergyman, and at eight years of age was put to the grammar- school with that view, having previously been taught to read. His uncle Benjamin, who had 3) 34 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE likewise emigrated, encouraged this project. This individual appears to have been an equally eccen- tric and ingenious man. He cultivated the Muses with a success that gave himself, at least, entire satisfaction. But what he was most proud of was a species of short-hand of his own inven- tion, wherewith he had carried off from the con- venticles in England several volumes of sermons whole and entire ; and these he designed for his nephew's stock in trade, when he should set up as preacher. But young Franklin had not been a year at school when his father perceived that his circumstances were quite inadequate to the expenses necessary to complete his son's educa- tion for the clerical profession. He accordingly removed him from the more learned seminary, and placed him under a humbler teacher of reading and writing for another twelvemonth, preparatory to binding him to some handicraft trade. Apprenticeship. When his term at school was expired, being then ten years of age, he was taken home to assist his father in his business ; but he soon testified such repugnance to the cutting of wicks for can- dles, running errands, waiting in the shop, with other drudgery of the same nature, that, after a tedious and ill-borne trial of two years, his father became afraid of his running off to sea (for which he confesses to diave had a predilection), as an elder brother had done, and resolved to put him to some other occupation. After much delibera- tion, therefore, he was sent on trial for a few days to his cousin (a son of Benjamin), who was a cut- ler ; but that relative being desirous of a larger apprenticeship-fee than his uncle could spare, he was recalled. His brother James, a short time previous to this period, had returned from Eng- land, whither he had been sent to learn the print- ing business, and set up a press and types on his own account at Boston. To him, therefore, after no little persuasion, Benjamin at last agreed to become an apprentice, and he was indentured ac- cordingly for the term of nine years ; that is, until he should reach the age of twenty-one. The choice of this profession, as it turned out, was a lucky one ; and it was made after much careful and correct observation on the part of the parent. He had watched his son's increasing fondness for books, and thirst for information, and that, too, of a solid and instructive sort ; and he therefore judiciously resolved to place him in a favorable situation for gratifying this propensity in the youthful mind ; while he would, at the same time, be instructed in a profession by which he could always independently maintain himself in whatever quarter his fortunes might lead him, within the bounds of the civilized world. Frank- lin thus speaks of his early and insatiable craving after knowledge : ' ' From my earliest years I had been passionately fond of reading, and I laid out in books all the money I could procure. I was particularly pleased with accounts of voyages. My first acquisition was Bunyan's collection, in small separate vol- umes. These I aftenvards sold, in order to buy an historical collection by R. Burton, which con- sisted of small cheap volumes, amounting in all to about forty or fifty. My father's little library was principally made up of books of practical and polemical theology. I read the greatest part of them. There was also among my father's books 'Plutarch's Ljves,' in which I read continually, and still regard as advantageously employed the time devoted to them. I found, besides, a work of De Foe, entitled, 'An Essay on Projects,' from which, perhaps, I derived impressions that have since influenced some of the principal events of my life." It seems to have been lucky for him- self and mankind that the last-named author's most celebrated work, " Robinson Crusoe," did not fall into his hands at this period. By his assiduity Franklin soon attained great proficiency in his business, and became very ser- viceable to his brother. At the same time, he formed acquaintance with various booksellers' apprentices, by whose furtive assistance he was enabled to extend the sphere of his reading. This gratification, however, was for the most part enjoyed at the expense of his natural rest. " How often," says he, "has it happened to me to pass the greater part of the night in reading by 1113' bedside, when the book had been lent me in the evening, and was to be returned the next morning, lest it might be missed or wanted ! ' ' His studious habits and intelligent conversation also attracted the notice of a wealth}' merchant who was in the habit of coming about the office, who invited him to his house and gave him the use of an excellent library. It is a singular peculiarity of all minds of an active and aspiring character, that they uniformly endeavor to do whatever others have done, and BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 35 from which they themselves have derived enjoy- ment or benefit. Franklin, from the delight he took in the perusal of books, at last bethought him of trying his own hand at composition ; and as has happened, we believe, with a great propor- tion of literary men of all ages, his first efforts were of a poetical nature. His brother, having come to the knowledge of his attempts, encour- aged him to proceed, thinking such a talent might prove useful in the establishment. At the sug- gestion of the latter, therefore, he finished two ballads, which, after being printed, he was sent' round the town to sell : and one of them, the subject of which was a recent affecting shipwreck, had, he says, a prodigious run. But his father, having heard of the circumstance, soon let down the pegs of the young poet's vanity, by analyzing his verses before him in a most unmerciful style, and demonstrating, as Franklin says, what "wretched stuff they really were." This sharp lesson, which concluded with a warning that versifiers were almost uniformly beggars, effectu- ally weaned him from his rhyming propensities. Franklin immediately afterwards betook himself to the composition of prose, and the first oppor- tunity of exercising his pen and his faculties in this way occurred in the following manner : He had a young acquaintance of the name of Collins, who was like himself passionately fond of books, and with whom he had frequent and long argu- ments on various subjects. In narrating this circumstance, Franklin comments, in passing, on the dangerous consequences of acquiring a disputa- tious habit, as tending to generate acrimony and discord in society, and often hatred between the best of friends. He dismisses the subject with the following singular enough observation : "I have since remarked, that men of sense seldom fall into this error — lawyers, fellows of universities, and persons of every profession educated at Edin- burgh, excepted!" But to proceed : Franklin and his companion having as usual got into an argument one day, which was maintained on both sides with equal pertinacity, they parted without bringing it to a termination, and as they were to be separated for some time, an agreement was made that they should carry on their dispute by letter. This was accordingly done ; when, after the interchange of several epistles, the whole cor- respondence happened to fall into the hands of Franklin's father. After perusing it with much interest, his natural acuteness and good sense en- abled him to point out to his son how inferior he was to his adversary in elegance of expression, arrangement, and perspicuity. Feeling the justice of his parent's remarks, he forthwith studied most anxiously to improve his style ; and the plan he adopted for this purpose is equally interesting and instructive. "Amidst these resolves," he says, "an odd volume of the ' Spectator ' fell into my hands. This was a publication I had never seen. I bought the volume, and read it again and again. I was en- chanted with it, thought the style excellent, and wished it were in my power to imitate it. With this view I selected some of the papers, made short summaries of the sense of each period, and put them for a few days aside. I then, without looking at the book, endeavoured to restore the essays to their due form, and to express each thought at length, as it was in the original, em- ploying the most appropriate words that occurred to ray mind. I afterwards compared my Spectator with the original. I perceived some faults, which I corrected ; but I found that I chiefly wanted a fund of words, if I may so express myself, and a facility of recollecting and employing them, which I thought I should by that time have acquired, had I continued to make verses. The continual need of words of the same meaning, but of dif- ferent lengths, for the measure, and of different sounds for the rhyme, would have obliged me to seek for a variety of synonyms, and have rendered me master of them. From this belief, I took some of the tales of the Spectator, and turned them into verse ; and after a time, when I had sufficiently forgotten them, I again converted them into prose. Sometimes, also, I mingled my summaries together ; and, a few weeks afterwards, endeavoured to arrange them in the best order, before I attempted to form the periods and com- plete the essaj-s. This I did with a view of ac- quiring method in the arrangement of my thoughts. On comparing afterwards my per- formance with the original, man}' faults were apparent, which I corrected ; but I had sometimes the satisfaction to think, that, in certain particu- lars of little importance, I had been fortunate enough to improve the order of the thought or style ; and this encouraged me to hope that I 36 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE should succeed in time in writing decently in the English language, which was one of the greatest objects of ui}- ambition." But it was not only by such rigorous self- imposed tasks that this extraordinary man, even at so early an age, endeavored to chasten his mind, and make ever}' animal propensity subser- vient to his sense of duty. He also began to exercise those acts of personal self-denial which the heyday of 3-outh, the season for animal enjoy- ment, feels as the most intolerable of all restric- tions. Having met with a work recommending a vegetable diet, he determined to adopt it. Find- ing, after some days' trial, that he was ridiculed by his fellow-boarders for his singularity, he pro- posed to his brother to take the half of what was now r paid by that relative for his board, and there- with to maintain himself. Xo objection was, of course, made to such an arrangement ; and he soon found that of what he received he was able to save one-half. "This," says he, "was a new fund for the purchase of books, and other advantages resulted to me from the plan. When my brother and his workmen left the printing-house to go to dinner, I remained behind ; and despatching my frugal meal, which frequently consisted of a biscuit onl)', or a slice of bread and a bunch of raisins, or a bun from the pastry-cook's, with a glass of water, I had the rest of the time till their return for study ; and my progress therein was proportioned to that clearness of ideas and quickness of conception which are the fruits of temperance in eating and drinking." About three years after Franklin went to his apprenticeship, that is to say, 172 1, his brother began to print a newspaper, the second that was established in America, which he called the ' ' Xew England Courant :" the one previously established was the ' ' Boston News Fetter. ' ' The new publica- tion brought the most of the literati of Boston about the printing office, man}- of whom were contributors ; and Franklin frequently heard them conversing about the various articles that ap- peared in its columns, and the approbation with which particular ones were received. He became ambitious to participate in this sort of fame ; and having written out a paper, in a disguised hand, he slipped it under the door of the printing-office, where it was found next morning, and submitted, as usual, to the critics when they assembled. ' ' They read it, ' ' he says ; ' ' commented on it in my hearing ; and I had the exquisite pleasure to find that it met with their approbation ; and that in the various conjectures they made respecting the author, 110 one was mentioned who did not enjoy a high reputation in the country for talent and genius. I now supposed myself fortunate in my judges, and began to suspect that the}- were not such excellent writers as I had hitherto supposed them. Be this as it may, encouraged by this little adventure, I wrote and sent to press, in the same way, main- other pieces which were equally ap- proved — keeping the secret till my slender stock of information and knowledge for such perfor- mances was pretty completely exhausted." He then discovered himself, and had the satisfac- tion of finding he was treated with much more respect by his brother and his friends than here- tofore. The two brothers, however, lived together on very disagreeable terms, in consequence of the hast}- and overbearing temper of the elder ; and Benjamin anxiously longed for an opportunity of separating from him. This at last occurred. His brother was apprehended and imprisoned for some political article which offended the local govern- ment, and upon his liberation was prohibited from ever printing his newspaper again. It was there- fore determined that it should be published in Benjamin's name, who had managed it during his brother's confinement with great spirit and ability. To avoid having it said that the elder brother was onl}- screening himself behind one of his appren- tices, Benjamin's indenture was delivered up to him discharged, and private indentures entered into for the remainder of his time. This under- hand arrangement was proceeded in for several mouths, the paper continuing to be printed in Benjamin's name ; but his brother having one day again broken out into one of his violent fits of passion, and struck him, he availed himself of his discharged indentures, well knowing that the others would never be produced against him, and gave up his employment. Franklin afterwards regretted his having taken so unfair an advantage of his brother's situation, and regarded it as one of the first errata of his life. His brother felt so exasperated on the occasion, that he went round to all the printing-offices, and represented Benjamin in such a light that they each in turn refused his services. BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 37 Proceeds to Philadelphia. Finding he could get no employment in Boston, as well as that he was regarded with dislike by the government, he resolved to proceed to New York, the nearest town in which there was a printing-office. To raise sufficient funds for this purpose, he sold part of his library ; and having eluded the vigilance of his parents, who were op- posed to his intention, he secretly got on board of a vessel, and landed at New York on the third day after sailing. Thus, at the age of seventeen, Franklin found himself three hundred miles from his native place, from which he was in some sort a runaway, with- out a friend, or recommendation to any one, and with very little money in his pocket. To com- plete his dilemma, he found, on applying, that the only printer in the town could give him no employment. That person, however, recom- mended him to go to Philadelphia, where he had a son, who, he thought, would give him work ; and he accordingly set off for that place. His journey was a most disastrous one both by water and land, and he frequently regretted leaving home so rashly. He reached his destination at last, however, and in a plight which certainly did not bode over- auspiciously for his future fortunes. His own graphic description of his condition and appearance, on his first entrance into Philadelphia, is at once interesting and amusing : — "I have entered into the particulars of my voyage, and shall in like manner describe my first entrance into this place, that you may be able to compare beginnings so unlikely with the figure I have since made. I was in my working dress, my best clothes being to come by sea. I was covered with dirt ; my pockets were filled with shirts and stockings ; I was unacquainted with a single soul in the place, and knew not where to seek a lodg- ing. Fatigued with walking, rowing, and having passed the night without sleep, I was extremely hungry, and all my money consisted of a Dutch dollar, and about a shilling's worth of coppers, which I gave to the boatmen for my passage. At first they refused it because I had rowed, but I insisted on them taking it. A man is sometimes more generous when he has little than when he has much money, probably because he is, in the first place, desirous of concealing his poverty. ' ' I walked towards the top of the street, looking eagerly on both sides, till I came to Market street, where I met a child with a loaf of bread. I in- quired where he had bought it, and went straight to the baker's shop which he pointed out to me. I asked for some biscuits, expecting to find such as we had in Boston ; but they made, it seems, none of that sort at Philadelphia. I then asked for a threepenny loaf; they made no loaves of that price. I then desired him to let me have threepence worth of bread, of some kind or other. He gave me three large rolls. I was surprised at receiving so much. I took them, however, and having no room in my pockets, I walked on, with a roll under each arm, eating the third. In this manner I went through Market street to Fourth street, and passed the house of Mr. Read, the father of my future wife. She was standing at the door, observed me, and thought with reason that I made a very singular and grotesque appear- ance. I then turned the corner, and went through Chestnut street, eating my roll all the way ; and, having made this round, I found myself again on Market street wharf, near the boat on which I ar- rived. I stepped into it to take a draught of the river water ; and finding myself satisfied with my first roll, I gave the other two to a woman and her child who had come down the river with us in the boat, and was waiting to continue her journey. Thus refreshed, I regained the street, which was now full of well-dressed people all going the same way. I joined them, and was thus led to a Quakers' meeting-house, near the market-place. I sat down with the rest, and after looking round me for some time, hearing nothing said, and being drowsy from my last night's labor and want of rest, I fell into a sound sleep. In this state I continued till the assembly dis- persed, when one of the congregation had the good- ness to wake me. This was consequently the first house I entered, or in which I slept in Philadelphia. ' ' Having with some difficulty procured a lodging for the night, he next morning waited on Mr. Bradford, the printer to whom he had been di- rected. That individual said he had no work for him at present, but directed him to a brother in trade of the name of Keimer, who, upon applica- tion, made him the same answer ; but, after con- sidering a little, set him to put an old press to rights, being the only one indeed he possessed ; and in a few days gave him regular work. Upon this, Franklin took a lodging in the house of Mr. Read, his future father-in-law. 38 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE Franklin had been some months at Philadelphia, without ever writing to or hearing from home, and, as he says, trying to forget Boston as much as pos- sible, when a brother-in-law of his, a master of a vessel, having accidentally heard where he was, wrote to him, pressing his return home in the most urgent terms. Franklin's reply, declining compliance with the request, happened to reach his brother-in-law when the latter was in the company of Sir William Keith, governor of the province ; and the composition and penmanship struck him as so much superior to the ordinary style of letter-writing, that he showed it to his excellency. The governor was no less pleased with it, and expressed the utmost surprise when told the age of the writer. He observed, that he must be a young man of promising talents, and said that if he would set up business on his own account at Philadelphia, he would procure him the printing of all the public papers, and do him every other sendee in his power. Franklin heard nothing of this from his brother-in-law at the time ; but one day while he and Keimer were at work in the office, they observed, through the window, the governor and another gentleman (who proved to be Colonel French of Newcastle, in the province of Delaware), finely dressed, cross the street, and come directly for the office, where they knocked at the door. Keimer ran down, in high expectation of this being a visit to himself; " but the governor (says Franklin) inquired for me, came up stairs, and with a politeness to which I had not at all been accustomed, paid me many compliments, desired to be acquainted with me, obligingly reproached me for not having made myself known to him on my arrival in town, and wished me to accompany him to a tavern, where he and Colonel French were going to taste some excellent Madeira wine ! I was, I confess, some- what surprised, and Keimer was thunderstruck. I went, however, with the governor and Colonel French to a tavern at the corner of Third street, where, while we were drinking the Madeira, he proposed to me to establish a printing-house. He set forth the probabilities of success, and himself and Colonel French assured me that I should have their protection and influence in obtaining the printing of the public papers for both govern- ments ; and as I appeared to doubt whether my father would assist me in this enterprise. Sir William said that he would give me a letter to him, in which he would recommend the advan- tages of the scheme in a light which he had no doubt would determine him to agree to do so. It was thus concluded that I should return to Boston by the first vessel, with the letter of recommen- dation from the governor to ruy father. Mean- while, the project was to be kept secret, and I continued to work for Keimer as before. The governor subsequently sent for me every now and then to dine with him. I considered this a very great honor ; and I was the more sensible of it, as he conversed with me in the most affable, friendly, and familiar manner imaginable." In pursuance of the above arrangement, Frank- lin set out on his return homewards, in the end of April, 1724, having been absent about seven months, during which time his parents and re- lations had heard nothing of him whatever, his brother-in-law never having written to inform them where he was. All the family, with the exception of his brother James, were delighted to see him ; and not the less so, perhaps, that he was apparelled in a complete new suit of clothes, had an excellent silver watch, and about five pounds sterling in his pocket. His father was exceedingly surprised wdien informed of the object of his visit, and still more at the contents of Gov- ernor Keith's epistle. After long deliberation, he came to the resolution of refusing compliance with the request, on account of his son being too young to undertake the management of such a speculation ; adding, that he thought the gover- nor a man of little discretion in proposing it. He promised, however, when his son had attained his twenty-first year, that he would supply him with what money he required to set him up in business, praising him highly, at the same time, for his in- dustry and good conduct. Franklin, accordingly, was necessitated to return to Philadelphia with the news of his bad success, but left Boston on this occasion, accompanied by the blessings of his parents. When he arrived at Philadelphia, he immediately waited upon the governor, and com- municated the result of his journey. Sir William observed that his father was " too prudent ;" but added, "Since he will not do it, I will do it my- self." It was ultimately arranged, therefore, that Franklin should proceed personally to London, to purchase everything necessary for the proposed establishment, for the expense of which the gov- ernor promised him a letter of credit to the extent BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 39 of j£ioo, with recommendations to various people of influence. Sails for England. It had been arranged that Franklin was to go to England in the regular packet-ship ; and as the time of her sailing drew near, he became impor- tunate for the governor's letters of credit and recommendation, but the latter always put him off under various pretences. At last, when the vessel was on the point of departing, he was sent on board, under the assurance that Colonel French would bring the letters to him immediately. That gentleman accordingly came on board with a packet of dispatches tied together, which were put into the captain's bag, and Franklin was in- formed that those intended for him were tied up with the rest, and would be delivered to him be- fore landing in England. When they arrived in the Thames, accordingly, the captain allowed him to search the bag, but Franklin could find no letters directed either to himself or addressed as to his care; but he selected six or seven, which, from the directions on them, he conceived to be those intended for his service. One of these was to the king's printer, and Franklin accordingly waited upon that gentleman with it ; but the lat- ter had no sooner opened it, than he exclaimed, ' ' Oh, this is from Riddlesden ! — (a well-known rascally attorney at Philadelphia) ; I have lately discovered him to be an arrant knave, and wish to have nothing to do either with him or his letters.' ' So saying, he turned on his heel, and resumed his occupation. In short, it turned out that none of the letters were from the governor ; and he soon learned from a gentleman of the name of Denham, who had been a fellow-passenger with him, and to whom he explained his awkward situation, that the governor was a complete cheat, deceiving peo- ple, from vanity and a love of self-consequence, with promises which he neither intended nor was able to fulfil ; and laughed at the idea of a man giving a letter of credit for ,£100, who had no credit for himself. Franklin's situation was now even more deso- late than when set ashore, ragged, hungry, and almost penniless, at Philadelphia, little more than a twelvemonth before. But the heart at eighteen is not naturally inclined to despond, and never was one less so than Franklin's. He immediately applied for and obtained employment in the office of the celebrated Mr. Palmer. Among other books on which he was set to work here was a second edition of " Wollaston's Religion of Nature. " Conceiving some of the positions assumed in it to be weak or erroneous, he composed and published a small metaphysical treatise in refutation of them. This pamphlet acquired him considerable credit with his master as a man of talent; but that gentleman reprobated, with the utmost abhorrence, the doctrines maintained in his publication, which were completely irreligious, so far as regarded the Christian faith, or aii} T other acknowledged system of belief. Free-thinking, however, was then in fashion among the higher and more learned classes, and his pamphlet procured him the countenance of various eminent individuals ; among the rest, of Dr. Mandeville, author of the " Fable of the Bees," and Dr. Pembertou, Sir Isaac Newton's friend. He was likewise waited upon by Sir Hans Sloane, who had been informed of his bringing some curiosities with him from America ; among others, a purse of asbestos — a natural sub- stance which resists the action of fire, and then very little known — for which he paid Franklin a high price. From Mr. Palmer's office he removed to Mr. Watt's, for the consideration of a higher wage. Here he gave a striking proof of that resolute adherence to temperance, industry, and frugality, which were among the leading features of his character. While Mr. Watt's other work- men spent generallj- five or six shillings a week on beer, which was brought into the office to them during the day, he drank nothing but water ; and they were surprised to see that he was much stronger than any of them, while he himself had the additional comfort and satisfaction of being always clear-headed. At first they ridiculed his abstinence, and conferred upon him the sobri- quet of the American Aquatic; but as his charac- ter rose among them, his example, he says, ' ' prevailed with several of them to renounce their abominable breakfast of bread and cheese, with beer ; and they procured, like me, from a neigh- boring house, a good basin of warm gruel, in which was a small slice of butter, with toasted bread and nutmeg. This was a much better breakfast, which did not cost more than a pint of beer, namely, three halfpence, and at the same time preserved the head clearer." His assiduous application to business, at the same time, together with remarkable quickness in composing (setting up the types), recommended him to his employer, 40 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE and procured him all the most urgent and best- paid work : so that, with his frugal mode of living, he quickly laid up money. Returns to America. After having been about eighteen months in London, much to his advantage in every respect — for, besides becoming more proficient in his busi- ness, he had stuck to his books as seduloush- as ever, even although he frequently went to the play, made little pleasure excursions, and mingled a good deal in society — he was about to set out on a tour through Europe, with a young intelligent fellow- workman (designing to maintain themselves during their pilgrimage by means of their calling), when he accidentally met with Mr. Denham, before noticed as being his fellow-passenger from America. That gentleman was on the eve of returning to Philadelphia, to open a merchant's store, and offered Franklin the situation of his clerk, with a salary of ^50 per annum. This sum was less than he was making as a compositor ; but an anxious desire to revisit his native country in- duced him to accept of it. They set sail accord- ingly — Franklin now supposing that he had relin- quished the composing-stick for ever — and arrived at Philadelphia on the nth of October, 1726. Upon his arrival, he found that his old acquaint- ance, the governor, had been supplanted in his office, and was held in general contempt. They met several times, but no allusion was ever made by Franklin to the disgraceful imposture the other had practised upon him. Franklin's new employer had only been in busi- ness for a few months, when both were seized at the same time with a violent disorder, which carried off" the master in a few days, and brought the clerk to the brink of the grave. On his re- covery, being thus once more left destitute, he was fain to accept employment as a printer from his old master Keimer, who was now somewhat better off in the world, but still utterly ignorant of his profession. The whole charge of the office, with that of instructing four or five ignorant appren- tices, devolved on Franklin. "I also," says he, "upon occasion, engraved various ornaments, made ink, gave an eye to the shop — in short, I was, in every respect, the factotum." But he like- wise, at this time, gave another remarkable in- stance of his versatile ingenuity. "Our press," says he, "was frequently in want of the necessary quantity of letter, and there was no such trade as that of letter-founder in America. I had seen the practice of this art at the house of James, in London, but had at the time paid it very little attention. I, however, contrived to fabricate a mould. I made use of such letters as we had for punches, founded new letters of lead in ma- trices of clay ; and thus supplied, in a tolerable manner, the wants that were most pressing." Franklin's inventive mind would seem here to have obtained a distant glimpse of the principle of stereotyping , which has since been carried to such a height of usefulness and perfection. Keimer having engaged Franklin solely with the view of having his apprentices so far initiated in the art as that he could dispense with their instructor's services, took the first occasion to quarrel with him when he thought he had suffi- ciently attained his object. Upon their separation, one of Keimer' s apprentices, named Meredith, who, like all the others, had conceived a great veneration for Franklin, proposed that they should enter into partnership together — Meredith's friends undertaking to furnish the capital necessary for purchasing the materials, etc. This offer was too advantageous to be refused, and types, press, etc., were forthwith commissioned from London ; but while preparing to put their plan into execution, Franklin was induced, during the interval, to return again to Keimer, at the urgent solicitation of the latter. The motive for this humble en- treaty was that individual's having taken a con- tract for the printing of some paper-money for the State of New Jersey, requiring a variety of new cuts and types, which he knew well nobody in that place but Franklin could supply. This also presents us with a very striking instance of Frank- lin's remarkable gift of invention. ' ' To execute the order, ' ' says he, "I constructed a copperplate printing-press — the first that had been seen in the country. I engraved various ornaments and vignettes for the bills, and we repaired to Burlington together, where I executed the whole to the general satisfaction, and he (Keimer) received a sum of money for this work which enabled him to keep his head above water for a considerable time longer. At Burlington, Franklin formed acquaintance with all the principal personages of the province, who were attracted by his superior abilities and intelligence. Among these was the inspector- general, Isaac Decon, "who," says Franklin, BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 41 "was a shrewd and subtle old man. He told me that his first employment had been that of carry- ing clay to the briekmakers ; that he did not learn to write till he was somewhat advanced in life ; that he was afterwards employed as underling to a surveyor, who taught him his trade ; and that, by industry, he had at last acquired a competent fortune. ' I foresee, ' said he, ' that you will soon supplant this man (speaking of Keimer), and get a fortune in the business at Philadelphia.' He was wholly ignorant at the time of my intention of establishing myself there, or anywhere else. ' ' Enters into Business. Franklin had scarcely returned from Burlington when the types commissioned for himself and Meredith, from L,ondon, arrived; and having settled matters with Keimer, the partners imme- diately took a house, and commenced business. They were in the act of opening up their pack- ages, when a countryman came in to have a job done ; and as all their cash had been expended in their various purchases, "this countryman's five shillings," says Franklin, "being our first-fruits, and coming so seasonably, gave me more pleasure than anj- crown I have since earned." A number of young men having, during the preceding year, formed themselves, at Franklin's suggestion, into a weekly club for the purpose of mutual improve- ment, they were so well pleased with the benefi- cial results the}- experienced from their meetings, that, when the originator of their society set up in business, every one exerted himself more than another to procure him employment. One of them obtained from the Quakers the printing of forty sheets of a history of that sect, then preparing at the expense of the body. "Upon these," says Franklin, "we worked exceeding hard, for the price was very low. It was in folio, upon pro patria paper, and in the pica letter, with heavy notes in the smallest type. I composed a sheet a day, and Meredith put it to press. It was fre- quently eleven o'clock at night, sometimes later, before I had finished my distribution for the next day's task; for the other little jobs that came in kept us back in this work ; but I was so deter- mined to compose a sheet a day, that one evening, when my form was imposed, and my day's work, as I thought, at an end, an accident broke the form, and deranged two complete folio pages. I immediately distributed and composed them anew before I went to bed." This unwearied industry, which soon became known, acquired Franklin great reputation and credit among his townsmen, and business began rapidly to flow in upon them. Starts a Newspaper. The establishment and management of a news- paper seems to have all along been a favorite project with Franklin ; probably because, from his former experience in it, and the consciousness of his powers of writing, he felt himself so well adapted for the task. The partners soon found themselves in circumstances to enable them to make the trial ; but Franklin having incautiously divulged their intention to a third person, that individual informed their old master Keimer of the fact, who immediately took steps to anticipate them, and issued a prospectus of a paper of his own. The manner in which Franklin met and defeated this treachery is exceedingly characteris- tic. There was another paper published in Phila- delphia by Mr. Bradford, which had been in existence for some years, but was such a miserable affair, that it only preserved its vitality because no other arose to knock it on the head. In order to keep down Keimer' s publication, however, Frank- lin saw the policy of supporting the old one until prepared to start his own. Ha thereupon set about writing a series of amusing articles for it, which the publisher, Bradford, was of course very glad to insert ' ' By this means, ' ' says Franklin, ' ' the attention of the public was kept fixed on that paper, and Keimer' s proposals, which we bur- lesqued and ridiculed, were disregarded. He began his paper, however ; and after continuing it for nine months, having at most not more than ninety subscribers, he offered it to me for a mere trifle. I had for some time been prepared for it ; I there- fore instantly took it upon myself, and in a few years it proved very profitable to me. ' ' In fact, it obtained notoriety and applause at the very first number, in consequence of some observations therein by Franklin, on an important colonial question ; and various members of Assembly ex- erted themselves so well in his behalf, that the printing of the House was speedily transferred from Bradford to his two young rivals. In the management of his newspaper, Franklin pursued a system of unflinching integrity. He steadfastly refused to give admission into his columns of any article containing personal abuse of particular in- dividuals. Whenever he was requested to pub- lish anything of this sort, his answer was, that he 42 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE would print the piece by itself and give the author as many copies for his own distribution as he wished. He very wisely considered that his sub- scribers expected him to furnish them with useful and entertaining information, and not with per- sonal slander or private discussions with which they had no concern. Commences Business by Himself. Luckily for Franklin, almost at the commence- ment of the newspaper, an opportunity occurred of getting rid of his partner Meredith, who had become an idle, drunken fellow, and had all along been of comparatively little use in the concern. Meredith's father failed to implement the bargain for advancing the necessary capital to pa}' the de- mands of the paper-merchant, and other expenses necessarily attending their speculation, when they became due. A suit was accordingly instituted against the partners ; and as Meredith's father declared his inability to pay the amount of the claims upon them, the sou offered to relinquish the whole concern into Franklin's hands, on con- dition that the latter would take upon him the debts of the company, repay his father what he had ahead}' advanced, settle his own little per- sonal debts, and give him thirty pounds and a new saddle ! By the kindness of two friends, who, un- known to each other, came forward simultaneously and unasked to his assistance, Franklin was en- abled to accept the offer. The agreement was carried into effect, and thus do we find this extra- ordinary man, at the age of twenty-four, and in the place where he had arrived penniless only seven years before, settled down in business, with a thriving trade, proprietor of an extensively cir- culated newspaper, and a firmly established repu- tation of no ordinary kind. All this success, however, the result of his own good conduct, perseverance, and frugality, had no undue effect on his well-regulated mind, or could induce him to assume those airs of arrogant superiority and pretension, which have but too frequently blem- ished the character of those who have praise- worthily achieved their own elevation in society. On the contrary, he dressed more plainly, and deported himself more humbly than ever ; and to show that he was not above his business, he sometimes wheeled home on a barrow, with his own hands, the paper which he had purchased at the stores. Soon after getting the whole printing and news- paper concern into his hands, there was an outcry among the people for a new emission of paper money. Franklin took up the cause, and by his arguments in a pamphlet which he published on the subject, contributed so greatly to the success of the proposal, and obtained himself so much popularity, that upon its being resolved to issue the notes, Franklin was selected to print them. He then opened a stationer's shop, and from his success in business, began gradually to pay off his debts. Meanwhile, his old master Keimer went fast to ruin, and with the exception of old Mr. Bradford, who was rich, and did not care for busi- ness, he was the only printer in the place. He shortly afterwards married Miss Read, the lady named in a former part of this memoir. Frank- lin's behavior to this young lady had not been altogether blameless. Previous to his sailing for England, he had exchanged pledges of affection with her ; yet, all the while he was away, he only sent her one letter. Her friends and herself con- cluding that he either never meant to return, or that he wished to drop connection with her, she was induced to accept the hand of another suitor, and on his return to America Franklin found her married — an event that seems to have given him extremely little uneasiness. The lady's husband proved a great rogue, deserted her, and it was sub- sequently ascertained that he had still a former wife living. After being established in business, and rising in the world, the intimacy between Franklin and her family was renewed, and it was not long ere, despite her dubious situation, they hazarded a fulfilment of their early vows. The lady was about Franklin's own age, and proved, according to his own testimony, "an honor and a blessing to him." We now find him, at the early age of twenty- five or twenty-six, fairly embarked in life as a tradesman, citizen, and a lover of literary and scientific pursuits. His first consideration was scrupulous attention to business and to his family. He took care, he says, not only to be really indus- trious and frugal, but also to avoid even- appear- ance to the contrary — was plainly dressed, and was never seen in any place of amusement ; never went a-fishing or hunting ; his only relaxation being in a game of chess, of which he was very fond. He devoted the greater part of his leisure time to self- examination and improvement. On instituting a rigorous examination into his conduct and charac- BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 43 ter, he found that he possessed many faults, which he resolved upon amending ; he even conceived the bold idea of seeking to attain moral perfection. With the view of carrying this project into execu- tion he fell upon the device of methodizing his time during the twent3 _ -four hours of every day, and of laying down certain rules by which he should regulate his conduct and sentiments. He rose at 5 in the morning ; the next three hours he appropriated to devotional exercise, study, cleaning of the person, and breakfast. From 8 to 12 he was at work. From 12 to 2 he read, did any desultory duties, and dined. From 2 till 5 he was again at work. From 6 to 10, he devoted to read- ing, conversation, intercourse with his family, and supper ; and from 10 to 4 or 5 in the morning, to sleep ; after which he arose and pursued the same routine as before. We thus see that early rising was a leading feature in his habits of life, and to this alone he doubtless owed much of his success. Of Franklin's intercourse with his family little has been made known, though it is ascertained, by a few scattered hints in his writings, that he was an affectionate husband and father, and placed much of his happiness in home. In his household affairs the most exact economy prevailed, and, for several years after his marriage, his breakfast con- sisted simply of bread and milk, which he ate from a twopenny earthenware porringer with a pewter spoon. Fortunately, his wife was as much disposed to be industrious as he was ; she assisted him in his business, folded the sheets of books which he printed, kept his shop, and executed other humble but useful duties. By following this industrious and econ6mical plan of living, they gradually accumulated wealth, and were enabled to possess comforts and luxuries which were at first beyond their reach. Still, Franklin was not puffed up by prosperity, but continued to live in a style of simplicity agreeably to the notions he had formed at the outset of his career. In conducting his business, he happily united the occupation of a printer with the profession of an author, and thus became the publisher of his own literary productions. No large work, how- ever, was given by him to the world. His writings were chiefly of a minor character, such as de- tached pamphlets on subjects of local import, and short essays ; and he did not, as it appears, write much that has been thought worthy of republica- tion in a succeeding age. His newspaper was the "Pennsylvania Gazette," which had been started by Keimer in 172S, and which, after about a twelvemonth's mismanagement, had come into the possession of Franklin and Hugh Meredith. By Franklin's ingenuity, the paper rose in general estimation. As Franklin advanced in worldly prosperity, he endeavored to make his personal acquirements keep pace with his upward progress in society ; and among other accomplishments, applied him- self sedulously to the stud}* of the dead and modern languages, of which, besides his native tongue, he as yet scarcely knew anything. The following is his own account of his private curri- culum : — "Iliad begun in 1733 to study languages. I soon made myself so much a master of the French, as to be able to read the books in that language with ease. I then undertook the Italian, An acquaintance, who was also learning it, used often to tempt me to play chess with him. Find- ing this took up too much of the time I had to spare for study, I at length refused to play any more, unless on this condition, that the victor in every game should have a right to impose a task, either of parts of the grammar, to be got by heart, or in translations, etc., which tasks the vanquished was to perform upon honor before our next meeting. As we played pretty equally, we thus beat one another into that language. I afterwards, with a little pains-taking, acquired as much of the Span- ish as to read their books also. I have already mentioned that I had only one year's instruction in a Fatin school, and that when very young, after which I neglected that language entirely ; but when I had attained an acquaintance with the French, Italian, and Spanish, I was surprised to- find, on looking over a Latin Testament, that I understood more of that language than I had imagined, which encouraged me to apply myself again to the study of it ; and I met with the more success, as those preceding languages had greatly smoothed my way." Civic Preferments and Duties. It was not to be supposed that a man of Frank- lin's comprehensive mind, and useful practical talents, would be allowed to remain long in the ranks of private life. Accordingly, in the year 1736, he was appointed clerk to the General As- sembly of Pennsylvania. No opposition was made to his appointment the first year ; but on 44 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE the next election, a new member of the house opposed his return in a long speech. Franklin was, however, again elected, much to his satis- faction : for although the place was one of almost no direct emolument, it gave him an opportunity of making friends among the members, and ulti- mately to secure to himself the printing of most of the public papers, which was previously shared with his rivals. The new member who had resisted his re-election was a man of talents and character ; and Franklin, although too independent to pay any cringing servility to hini, perceived the pro- priety of gaining his good opinion ; and the expedient he hit upon for this purpose affords another instance of his shrewdness and knowledge •of human nature. Having learned that the gen- tleman possessed a very rare and curious book, he wrote him a polite note, requesting that he would do him the favor of lending it for a few days. The book was immediately sent ; and in about a week was returned by the borrower, with a short epistle, expressive of his gratitude for the favor. The member was so much conciliated by the cir- cumstance that the next time he met him in the house, he addressed him with great civility ; mani- fested ever afterwards a great desire to serve him ; and the} - became, in short, intimate friends. "This is another instance," observes Franklin, "of the truth of an old maxim I had learned, which says, ' He that has done you a kindness will be more ready to do you another than he whom you yourself have obliged.' And it shows how much more profitable it is prudently to re- move than to resent, return, and continue, inimical proceedings. ' ' He was thereafter re-elected to the same post without opposition, for several years successively. In the following year, 1737, he sup- planted his rival in trade, Bradford, in the office of deputy-postmaster for the State of Pennsyl- vania. These honorable preferments induced him to incline his thoughts to, and take a more active part in, public affairs than he had hitherto done. About this period (1739), the celebrated preach- er Whitefield arrived at Philadelphia from Ireland. He was at first permitted to preach in some of the town churches ; but the clergy soon took a dislike to him, and he was compelled to exercise his elo- quence in the open streets or fields. This circum- stance, however, like all displays of persecution in matters exclusively connected with private opinion, only rendered him the more popular : and the effects of his oratory speedily manifested themselves. "It was wonderful," says Franklin, "to see the change soon made in the manners of our inhabi- tants. From being thoughtless or indifferent about religion, it seemed as if all the world were growing religious, so that one could not walk through the town in an evening without hearing psalms sung in different families of even- street ; and it being found inconvenient to assemble in the open air, subject to its inclemencies, the building of a house to meet in was no sooner pro- posed, and persons appointed to receive contribu- tions, than sufficient sums were soon received to procure the ground and erect the building, which was one hundred feet long and seventy broad; and the work was carried on with such spirit as to be finished in a remarkably short time." On leaving Philadelphia, Mr. Whitefield went, preaching all the way, through the colonies to Georgia. The settlement of that province had been recently commenced, and was attempted by people entirely unfit for such an experiment. They were unable to endure the fatigues and hardships of their situation, and perished in great numbers, leaving many helpless children with nothing to feed or clothe them. "The sight of their miserable situation," says Franklin, "in- spired the benevolent heart of Mr. Whitefield, with the idea of building an orphan house there, in which they might be supported and educated. Returning northward, he preached up this charity, and made large collections ; for his eloquence had a wonderful power over the hearts and purses of his hearers, of which I myself was an instance. I did not disapprove of the design ; but as Geor- gia was thexi destitute of materials and workmen, and it was proposed to send them from Philadel- phia at a great expense, I thought it would have been better to have built the house at Philadel- phia, and brought the children to it. This I advised ; but he was resolute in his first project, rejected my proposal, and I therefore refused to contribute. ' ' I happened soon after to attend one of his ser- mons, in the course of which I perceived he in- tended to finish with a collection, and I silently resolved he should get nothing from me. I had in my pocket a handful of coppers, three or four silver dollars, and five pistoles in gold. As he proceeded, I began to soften, and concluded to BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 45 give the coppers. Another stroke of his oratory made me ashamed of that, and determined me to give the silver ; and he finished so admirably, that I emptied my pocket wholly into the collector's dish, gold and all ! " At this time there was no military defensive force in Pennsylvania. The inhabitants were mostly Quakers, and neglected to take any measures of precaution against the dangers to which, from the French possessions in Canada, they were continually exposed. All the exertions of the governor of the province to induce the Quaker assembly to pass a militia law proved in- effectual. Franklin thought something might be done by a subscription among the people ; and to pave the way for this, he wrote and published a pamphlet called " Plain Truth." In this he clear- ly exposed their helpless and perilous situation, and demonstrated the necessity of co-operation for their mutual defence. The pamphlet had a sudden and surprising effect. A meeting of the citizens was held, at which proposals of the in- tended union, previously drawn up and printed by Franklin, were distributed about the room, to be signed by those who approved of them ; and when the company separated, it was found that above twelve hundred signatures had been appended to the papers. Other copies were distributed through the province, and the subscribers at length amounted to upwards of ten thousand ! All these individuals furnished themselves, as soon as they could, with arms ; formed themselves into com- panies and regiments ; chose their officers, and had themselves regularly instructed in rnilitary exercises. The women made subscriptions among themselves, and provided silk colors, which they presented to the companies, embellished with devices and mottoes furnished by Franklin. Such influence has one master-mind among his fellows in a time of emergency ! Franklin's modest}-, however, was more than commensurate with his patriotism. The officers of the companies composing the Philadelphia regiment unanimous^ chose him for their colonel, but he declined the office in favor of a man of greater wealth and influence, who, on his recom- mendation, was immediately elected. These exertions of Franklin procured him great confi- dence from the governor and council, who con- sulted him on all their public measures. Not- withstanding, too, the passive principle of the Quakers, it was soon seen that the precautious of military defence were anything but disagree- able to them. A distinguished individual of their number, Mr. Logan, published an address de- claring his approbation of defensive war, and supporting his opinion by able and elaborate arguments. This gentleman, who came over from England when a young man, as secretary to the famous William Penn, used to relate an anecdote respect- ing his old master, which is sufficiently amusing. During their voyage, they were chased by an armed vessel, supposed to be an enemy. Their captain prepared for defence, but told Penn and his company of Quakers that he did not expect their assistance, and that they might retire into the cabin. This notification they all complied with, excepting Logan, who remained on deck, and was quartered to a gun. The supposed ene- my proved a friend, so that there was no fighting ; but when the secretary carried the joyful news for his friends in the cabin, Penn reproved him se- verely for staying on deck, and lending his assis- tance in defence of the vessel, as being a breach of the principles of the society. Logan, nettled at this comment on his courageous conduct, which was made before the whole company, replied, " I being thy servant, why did thee not order me to come down ? but thee was willing enough that I should stay and help to fight the ship, when thee thought there was danger ! ' ' Franklin's Electrical Discoveries. Some time previous to 1749, Franklin became interested in the experiments with electricity that were then attracting so much attention, and several important discoveries were made by him. We now advert to another brilliant discovery by this illustrious philosopher, namely, the similarity between lightning and electricity. The Abbe Nollet had, before him, hinted his suspicions of this resemblance, but only in the most loose and distant way. In a paper, dated November 7, 1749, Franklin enumerates all the known points of resemblance between lightning and electricity. In the first place, he remarks, it is no wonder that the effects of the one should be so much greater than those of the other ; for if two gun-barrels electrified will strike at two inches' distance, and make a loud re- port, at how great a distance will ten thousand acres of electrified cloud strike, and give out fire ; 46 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE and how loud must be that crack ! He had known for some time the extraordinary power of pointed bodies, both in drawing and in throwing off the electric fire. The true explanation of this fact did not occur to him ; but it is a direct consequence of the fundamental principle of his own theory, ac- cording to which the repulsive tendency of the particles of electricity towards each other, occasion- ing the fluid to retire, in even- case, from the in- terior to the surface of bodies, drives it with espe- cial force towards points and other prominences, and thus favors its escape through such outlets ; while, oil the other hand, the more concentrated attraction which the matter of a pointed bod}-, as compared with a blunt one, exerts upon the elec- tricity to which it is presented, brings it down into its new channel in a denser stream. In posses- sion, however, of the fact, we find him concluding the paper we have mentioned as follows : ' ' The electric fluid is attracted by points. We do not know whether this property be in lightning ; but since they agree in all the particulars in which we can already compare them, it is not improbable that they agree likewise in this. Let the experi- ment be made. Full of this idea, his attention was one day drawn to a kite which a boy was flying, and it suddenly occurred to him that here was a method of reach- ing the clouds preferable to any other. Accord- ingly, he immediately took a large silk handker- chief, and stretching it over two cross sticks, formed in this manner his simple apparatus for drawing the lightning from its cloud. Soon after, seeing a thunder storm approaching, he took a walk into a field in the neighborhood of the city, in which there was a shed, communicating his in- tentions, however, to no one but his son, whom he took with him to assist him in raising the kite : this was in June, 1752. The kite being raised, he fastened a key to the lower extremity of the hempen string, and insu- lating it by attaching it to a post by means of silk, he placed himself under the shed, and waited the result. For some time no signs of electricity appeared. A cloud, apparently charged with lightning, had even passed over them without producing any effect. At length, however, just as Franklin was beginning to despair, he observed some loose threads of the hempen string rise and stand erect, exactly as if they had been repelled from each other by being charged with electricity. He immediately presented his knuckle to the key, and, to his inexpressible delight, drew from it the well-known electrical spark. He said afterwards that his emotion was so great at this completion of a discovery which was to make his name im- mortal, that he heaved a deep sigh, and felt that he could at that moment have willingly died. As the rain increased, the cord became a better con- ductor, and the key gave out its electricity co- piously. Had the hemp been thoroughly wet, the bold experimenter might, as he was contented to do, have paid for his discover},- with his life. He afterwards brought down the lightning into his house, by means of an insulated iron rod, and per- formed with it, at his leisure, all the experiments that could be performed with electricity. But he did not stop here. His active and practical mind was not satisfied even with the splendid discovery, until he had turned it to a useful end. It sug- gested to him, as is well known, the idea of a method of preserving buildings from lightning, which is extremely simple and cheap, as well as effectual, consisting, as it does, in nothing more than attaching to the building a pointed metallic rod, rising higher than any part of it, and com- municating at the lower end with the ground. This rod the lightning is sure to seize upon, in preference to any part of the building ; by which means it is conducted to the earth, and prevented from doing any injur}-. There was always a strong tendency in Franklin's philosophy to these practical applications. Franklin's discoveries did not at first attract much attention in England ; and, in fact, he had the mortification to hear that his paper on the similarity between lightning and electricity had been ridiculed when read in the Royal Society. Having fallen, however, into the hands of the na- turalist, Buffon, that celebrated man translated and published it in Paris, when it speedily excited the astonishment of Europe. What gave his book the more sudden and general celebrity, was the success of one of its proposed experiments for drawing lightning from the clouds, made at Mar- ley. This engaged the public attention every- where. ' ' The Philadelphia experiments, ' ' as they were called, were performed before the king and court, and all the curious of Paris flocked to see them. Dr. Wright, an English physician, being at Paris at the time, wrote to a member of the Roval Society of London, with an account of these BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 47 wonders, and stating the surprise of all the learned men abroad of Franklin's writings being so little noticed in England. The society were thus in a manner compelled to pay more attention to what they had previously considered as chimerical speculations, "and soon," says Franklin, "made me more than amends for the slight with which they had before treated me. Without my having made any application for that honor, they chose me a member, and voted that I should be excused the customary payments, which would have amounted to twenty-five guineas, and ever since have given me their Transactions gratis. They also presented me with the gold medal of Sir God- frey Copley for the year 1753, the delivery of which was accompanied with a very handsome speech of the president, Lord Macclesfield, wherein I was highly honored. ' ' Although the numerous important public duties which Franklin was called upon latterly to dis- charge chiefly engrossed his time, he still returned to his philosophical studies on every occasion that offered, and made several curious and interesting discoveries. Perhaps no philosopher ever stood on a prouder eminence in the world's eye than Franklin during the latter half of his life. The ^obscurity of his origin served but to make his elevation the more brightly conspicuous ; and honors were showered on him from all quarters of the civilized world. In 1757 he visited England, and before his return made a tour of Scotland, where he formed an inti- macy with Eord Karnes, and had the degree con- ferred upon him of Doctor of Laws by the Uni- versity of St. Andrews. In 1764 he again visited England, from which he proceeded to the conti- nent of Europe. In Holland, Germany and France, he was received with the greatest testi- monies of respect from all men of science and distinction. At Paris Louis XV. honored him with the most distinguished marks of his favor. Political Career. This part of Franklin's life need only be very generally touched on, the scenes and transactions in which he bore a part having long since become matter of history, with which almost every indi- vidual is now more or less acquainted. We have before mentioned that he was elected a member of the General Assembly of Pennsylvania, as burgess for the city of Philadelphia, in 1747. Warm disputes at this time subsisted between the Assembly and the proprietaries,* each contending for what they conceived to be their rights. Franklin, a friend of the interests of the many from his infancy, speedily distinguished himself as a stead}' opponent of the claims of the proprietaries, and he was soon looked up to as the head of the opposition. His influence with the Assembly is said to have been very great. This arose not from an)- superior powers of elocu- tion ; he spoke but seldom, and he never was known to make anything like an elaborate harangue. "His speeches," says his intimate friend, the late Dr. Stuber, of Philadelphia, "fre- quently consisted of but a single sentence, or of a well-told story, the moral of which was always obviously to the point. He never attempted the flowery fields of oratory. His manner was plain and mild ; his style of speaking was, like that of his writings, simple, unadorned, and remarkably con- cise. With his plain manner, and his penetrating and solid judgment, he was able to confound the most eloquent and subtle of his adversaries, to con- firm the opinions of his friends, and to make con- verts of the unprejudiced who had opposed him. With a single observation he has rendered of no avail an elegant and lengthy discourse, and deter- mined the fate of a question of importance. ' ' Franklin had conducted himself so well in the office of postmaster for the State of Pennsylvania, and had shown himself so well acquainted with the business of this department, that it was thought expedient to raise him to a more dig- nified station. In 1753, he was appointed deputy- postmaster-general for the British colonies. It is said that the revenue from this source, in Frank- lin's hands, yielded to Great Britain three times as much as that of Ireland. In 1754, Franklin drew up the celebrated "Albany Plan of Union," the purpose of which was the establishment of a general government in the colonies, to be adminis- tered by a president-general, appointed by the crown, and by a grand council, consisting of members chosen by the representatives of the dif- ferent colonies ; the whole executive authority to be committed to the president-general ; the legisla- tive to the grand council and president jointly, and all laws to be approved by the king. This plan was unanimously approved of by the commis- sioners for the crown and the colonies appointed * The descendants of the original settlers who had re- ceived grants of land from the British government, who claimed exemption from all taxes, and other privileges. 48 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE to consult on the question, but its final fate was singular. It was rejected by the ministry of Great Britain as too democratical, and by every local assembly as too despotic. These verdicts were, perhaps, the best proof of its excellence and of its having steered exactly in the middle betwixt the interests of both. The British government having thus rejected a proposal of internal defence in the colonies, they were soon obliged to adopt measures of another sort for their protection. Aggressive operations were again threatened by the French ; and in 1754 General Braddock was dispatched from England with two regiments of regular English troops to resist them. The troops were landed at Alexan- dria, and marched thence to Fredericktown in Maryland, where they halted for carriages to trans- port their baggage, ammunition, etc., to the fron- tiers. Great reluctance was manifested by the country people to supply these, and, in fact, so few were sent in, and so many other difficulties oc- curred, that the general was about to abandon the expedition altogether. In this dilemma he was fortunately joined by Franklin, who, aware of the necessity and importance of the expedition, asked General Braddock what recompense he would afford to the owners for the use of their wagons and horses. General Braddock referred the terms to himself ; the}' were drawn up and accepted ; and Franklin immediately published them in an advertisement, with an animated appeal from him- self to the loyalty and patriotism of his country- men. The consequence was, that, in two weeks, 150 wagons and 260 horses poured into the camp, the owners of which, however, declined the secu- rity of the British commander for compensation, and insisted on having the personal bond of Frank- lin. This he accordingly gave them, and even advanced several hundred pounds of his own in present payment. The expedition accordingly set forward, and its disastrous issue must still be well remembered. Although a brave man, Braddock had far too much confidence in the prowess of his regular troops, and too much contempt for the Americans and Indians. About one hundred of the latter joined him on his march, who would have proved of the utmost use to him as guides and scouts, but he treated them so slightingly that they all left him. No appearance of the enemy was seen until the troops had penetrated far into the in- terior ; and the first intelligence which they had of the approach of a foe was in finding that they had fallen into an ambuscade, where they were mowed down in hundreds by invisible antagonists secreted among the trees and bushes. A general rout and confusion almost immediately ensued. The drivers cut their horses' traces and fled, aban- doning the wagons, which also obstructed the retreat of the soldiers. The general was with difficulty brought off, severely wounded ; and out of eighty-six officers, sixty-three were killed or wounded, with seven hundred and fourteen privates killed, out of eleven hundred who fell into the snare. All the artillery and stores, of course, were left to the enemy. As soon as the news of the defeat, and the loss of the wagons and horses, became generally known, the owners came in a body upon Franklin for the amount of their claims, for which he had given bond, amounting to nearly ^20,000 ! It was with difficulty that man}' of these claimants were pre- vented from suing him, until government had time to examine into their charges and order payment ; but the matter was at length satisfactorily settled. The assembly now laid a tax, to raise money for the defence of the province, and Franklin was appointed one of the commissioners to dispose of it. He had also carried a bill through the house for establishing and disciplining a vol- untary militia. To promote the association ne- cessary to form the militia, he wrote a dialogue upon the subject, which was extensively circu- lated, and thought to have great effect. While the several companies in the city and country were forming and learning their exercise, the governor prevailed upon Franklin to take charge of the northwestern frontier, which was infested by the enemy, and provide for the defence of the in- habitants, by raising troops and building a line of forts. Franklin did not think himself very well qualified for the military, but was willing to be of all the service in his power. He re- ceived a commission from the governor, with full authority, and a parcel of blank commissions for officers, to be given to whom he thought fit. Five hundred and sixty men were soon raised and placed under his command. The first place selected for the erection of a fort was Gnadenhutten, a small settlement of Mora- vians ; and thither Franklin set out in the middle of winter, amid torrents of rain, and through al- BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 49 most impassable roads. Upon arriving at the village, he lost not a moment in planning and marking out the fort, with a cir- c u m f e r e n c e of 455 feet ; and the men were in- stantly set t o work with their axes to cut down trees f o r p a 1 i - sades. Seeing the trees fall so fast, Franklin had the curiosity to look at his watch when two men began to cut at a pine. In six minutes they had it upon the ground, and it was fourteen inches in di- ameter. Each pine made three palisades of eighteen feet long, pointed at one end. While these were pre- paring, other men dug a trench all round, of three feet deep, i n w h i c h the palisades were to be planted. When these were set up, the carpenters built within them a platform of boards all round, about six feet high, for the men to stand on and fire through the loop-holes. They had one swivel gun, which they mounted, and fired as soon as it was fixed that the Indians might know 4 they had such pieces. Thus their fort, such as it was, was finished in a week, though it rained FALL OF GENERAL BRADDOCK. so hard every other day that the men were almost unable to work. 50 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE "This gave me occasion to observe," says Franklin, " that when men are employed they are best contented. For on the days they worked they were good-natured and cheerful, and, with the consciousness of having done a good day's work, the}- spent the evening gayly. But on our idle days they were mutinous and quarrelsome, finding fault with the pork and the bread, and were con- tinually in bad humor ; which put me in mind of a sea captain, whose rule it was to keep his men constantly at work ; and when his mate once told him that they had done everything, and there was nothing further to employ them about, ' Oh,' said he, ' make them scour the anchor.' "This kind of fort," he continues, "however contemptible, is a sufficient defence against In- dians, who have no cannon. Finding ourselves now posted securely, and having a place to retreat to on occasion, we ventured out in parties to scour the adjacent country. We met with no Indians, but we found the places on the neighboring hills where they had lain to watch our proceedings. There was an art in their contrivance of those places that seems worth mentioning. " It being winter, a fire was necessary for them ; but a common fire, on the surface of the ground, would by its light have discovered their position at a distance : they had therefore dug holes in the ground about three feet in diameter, and some- what deeper ; we found where they had, with their hatchets, cut off the charcoal from the side of burnt logs lying in the woods. With these coals thej' had made small fires in the bottom of the holes, and we observed among the weeds and grass the prints of their bodies made by their lying all round, with their legs hanging down in the holes to keep their feet warm, which with them is an essential point. This kind of fire, so managed could not discover them either by its light, flame, sparks, or even smoke ; it appeared that the num- ber was not great, and it seems they saw we were too many to be attacked by them with a prospect of advantage. ' ' We had for our chaplain a zealous Presby- terian minister, Mr. Beatty, who complained to me that the men did not generally attend his pi avers and exhortations. When they enlisted they were promised, besides pay and provisions, a gill of rum a-day, which was punctually served out to them, half in the morning and half in the evening, and I observed they were punctual in attending to receive it.'' Franklin advised that the rum should be distributed only just after prayers ; and never were prayers more generally or more punctually attended. Franklin's military career, was, however, a short one, for he had scarcely completed his defensive preparations, when he received a summons to attend the assembly, where his advice and assis- tance were found indispensable. Upon the breaking out of the fatal disturbances in consequence of Mr. Grenville's Stamp Act, Franklin had again returned to England, as agent for Pennsylvania and other States. During his residence in England, he consulted, with unre- mitting industry, the best interests of his native country. He was everywhere received with respect, on account of his reputation as a writer and philosopher. Franklin was unwearied in his efforts to bring about a reconciliation. He had frequent interviews with Ford Howe and Ford Chatham, and other distinguished English states- men, who entertained for him the highest respect and esteem. Most of the time during his present residence in England was occupied in these vain efforts. It is well known that the first violent demonstrations against the imposition of the Stamp Act, broke out in Franklin's native place, Boston, the capital of the State of Massachusetts. The governor, Hutchinson, and other function- aries, wrote to the home government, recommend- ing the adoption of the most rigorous coercive measures, inveighing in unmeasured tenns against the leading characters of the State. By some un- accountable means, these letters fell into Franklin's hands ere they reached their destination. He in- stantly transmitted them back to the assembly at Massachusetts, who, enraged at the conduct of the governor, sent a petition to the king, praying for his dismissal, and Franklin was appointed to present it. As might have been ex- pected, the petition was dismissed as "frivolous and vexatious ;" and Franklin incurred so much obloquy for his interception of the governor's des- patches (the mode of which was never discovered) that he was dismissed from his office of deputy- postmaster-general. He still continued in Eng- land, however, and left nothing untried to effect a reconciliation between the mother country and the colonies ; but finding all his endeavors una- vailing, he returned to America in 1775. The day after his arrival, he was elected by the Legislature BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 51 of Pennsylvania as a delegate to Congress. Hos- tilities had then commenced ; but it would be re- peating a thrice-told tale to enter into any account of the protracted and bloody struggle that ensued, or the nature of its termination. In 1778, Frank- lin was sent as ambassador to the court of France, where he soon brought about an alliance between that nation and the North American States. When the British ministry at length saw the ne- cessity of recognizing the independence of the States, the definitive treaty to that effect was signed at Paris, on the 3d of September, 1783, by Dr. Franklin, Mr. Adams, and Mr. Jay r , for the States, on the one hand ; and by Mr. David Hart- ley, for Great Britain, on the other. Franklin continued at Paris for the two following years ; but at last, by his own urgent request, was re- called. Shortly after his return, he was elected president of the supreme executive council, and lent all his still perfect energies to consolidating the infant government. Age and infirmities, however, claimed their usual ascendency ; and in 17S8 he retired wholly from public life. Death. Franklin's last public act — and it was one in beautiful accordance with the whole tenor of his life — was putting his signature, as president of the An ti- Slavery Society, to a memorial presented to the House of Representatives, praying them to exert the full powers intrusted to them to dis- courage the revolting traffic in the human species. This was on the 12th of February, 1789. From this day forward, he was confined almost constantly to bed with the stone, from which he suffered the most excruciating agony. Yet, when his par- oxysms of pain drew forth, as they did occasion- ally, an irrepressible groan, he would observe, he was afraid he did not bear his suffering as he ought — acknowledged his grateful sense of the many blessings he had received from the Supreme Being, who had raised him from small and low beginnings to such high rank and consideration among men, and made no doubt but his present afflictions were kindly intended to wean him from a world in which he was no longer fit to act the part assigned him. He latterly sank into a calm lethargic state ; and on the 17th April, 1790, about eleven o'clock at night, he quietly expired. He was then aged exactly eighty-four years and three months. The following epitaph was written by himself many years previous to his death, but only the simple inscription "Benjamin and De- borah Franklin, 1790," was placed upon the plain marble slab that covers his grave. ' ' The Body of Benjamin Franklin, Printer, [like the cover of an old book, its contents torn out, and stript of its lettering and gilding,] lies here food for worms ; yet the work itself shall not be lost, for it will (as he believed) appear once more in a new and more beautiful edition, corrected and amended by The Author." Character. In looking back on Franklin's career, it is evi- dent that the principal feature in his character was worldly prudence — not in the usual and selfish acceptation of the term, but that prudence, founded on true wisdom, which dictates the practice of honesty, industry, frugality, temperance, in short, all those qualities which may be classified under the name of "moral virtues" — as being the only certain means of obtaining distinction, respect, in- dependence and mental cheerfulness. There is no other writer who inculcates lessons of practical wisdom in a more agreeable and popular manner, and we much regret that the limits of this sketch prevent our giving many extracts illustrative of this quality. His whole conduct and writings, in- deed, present the somewhat singular union of great genius with practical good sense, and of singular worldly shrewdness with the loftiest integrity of principle. The greatest worldly honors — and few have attained higher — could not for a moment make him forget or deviate from the fixed prin- ciples with which he started in life. Ever keeping before his mind his own origin and rise, he justly considered every man to be originally on a par in as far as regarded real intrinsic worth; and equally, by precept and example, contributed more, per- haps, than any individual who ever existed to breaking down these invidious bars to eminence and success in life which the conventional habits and artificial feelings of society had theretofore interposed to the elevation of those unblessed by birth and fortune. Some of Franklin's Maxims. As the present biography^ must be considered as more immediately instructive to the industrious and productive portion of mankind, we shall con- clude it by giving the following ' ' Advice to a Young Tradesmen," written by Franklin at the time when his industrious and frugal habits were 52 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE just beginning to be rewarded with independence and worldly respect. ' ' Remember that time is money. He that can earn ten shillings a-day by his labor, and goes abroad or sits idle one-half of that day, though he spends but sixpence during his diversion or idle- ness, ought not to reckon that the only expense ; he has really spent, or rather thrown away, five shillings besides. " Remember that credit is money. If a man lets his money lie in my hands after it is due, he gives me the interest, or so much as I can make of it during that time. This amounts to a considerable sum where a man has a good and large credit, and makes good use of it. " Remember that money is of a prolific generat- ing nature. Money can beget money, and its off- spring can beget more, and so on. Five shillings turned is six ; turned again is seven and three- pence ; and so on till it becomes a hundred pounds. The more there is of it, the more it produces every turning, so that the profits rise quicker and cpaicker. He that kills a breeding sow destroys all her off- spring to the thousandth generation. He that murders a crown destroys all that it might have produced, even scores of pounds. "Remember that six pounds a year is but a groat a day. For this little sum (which may be daily wasted either in time or expense, unperceived) a man of credit may, on his own security, have the constant possession and use of a hundred pounds. So much in stock, briskly turned by an industrious man, produces great advantage. ' ' Remember this saying : ' The good paymaster is lord of another man's purse.' He that is known to pay punctually, and exactly to the time he pro- mises, may at any time, and on any occasion, raise all the money his friends can spare. This is some- times of great use. After industry and frugality, nothing contributes more to the raising of a young man in the world than punctuality and justice in all his dealings : therefore, never keep borrowed money an hour beyond the time you promised, lest a disappointment shut up your friend's purse forever. "The most trifling actions that affect a man's credit are to be regarded. The sound of your ham- mer at five in the morning, or nine at night heard by a creditor, makes him easy six months longer ; but if he sees you at a billiard-table, or hears your voice at a tavern, when you should be at work, he sends for his money the next day ; demands it be- fore he can receive it in a lump. ' ' It shows, besides, that you are mindful of what you owe ; it makes you appear a careful as well as an honest man, and that still increases your credit. ' ' Beware of thinking all your own that you pos- sess, and of living accordingly. It is a mistake that many people who have credit fall into. To prevent this, keep an exact account, for some time, both of your expenses and your income. If you take the pains at first to mention particulars, it will have this good effect — you will discover how wonderfully small trifling expenses mount up to a large sums, and will discern what might have been, and may for the future be saved, without occasion- ing any great inconvenience. ' ' In short, the way to wealth, if you desire it, is as plain as the way to market. It depends chiefly on two words — industry and frugality ; that is, w r aste neither lime nor money, but make the best use of both. Without industry and frugality nothing will go, and with them everything. He that gets all he can honestly, and saves all he gets (necessary expenses excepted), will certainly become rich — if that Being who governs the world, to whom all should look for a blessing on their honest en- deavors, doth not, in His wise providence, other- wise determine." Keimer's Attempt at a New Religion. The following sketch from one of Franklin's experiences with Keimer, the printer referred to in the previous article, is taken from Weems' "Life of Franklin." Parson Weems was the Mark Twain of earl}' American literature, and his description of Keimer's attempt to establish a new religion occupies a deservedly high position in humorous composition : Ben was naturally comic in a high degree, and this pleasant vein, greatly improved by his present golden prospects, betrayed him into many a frolic with Keimer, to whom he had prudentty attached himself as a journeyman, until the Aunis should sail. The reader will excuse Ben for these frolics when lie comes to learn what were their aims ; as also what an insufferable old creature this Keimer was. Silly as a booby, yet vain as a jay, and garrulous as a pie, he could never rest but when in a stiff argument, and acting the orator, at which he looked on Cicero himself as but a boy to him. Here was a fine target for Ben's Socratic BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 53 artillery, which he frequently played off on the old Pomposo with great effect. By questions art- fully put, he would obtain of him certain points, which Keinier readily granted, as seeing in them no sort of connection with the matter in debate. But yet these points, when granted, like distant nets slyly hauling round a porpoise or sturgeon, would by degrees, so completely circumvent the silly fish, that with all his flouncing and fury he could never extricate himself, but rather got more deeply entangled. Often caught in this way, he became at last so afraid of Ben's questions, that he would turn as mad when one of them was poked at him, as a bull at sight of a scarlet cloak ; and would not answer the simplest question with- out first asking, ' ' Well, and what would you make of that ?" He came at length to form so exalted an opinion of Ben's talents for refutation, that he seriously proposed to him one day that thej' should turn out together and preach a New Religion ! Keimer was to preach and make the converts, and Ben to answer and put to silence the gainsayers. He said a world of money might be made by it. On hearing the outlines of this new religion, Ben found great fault with it. This he did only that he might have another frolic with Keimer ; but his frolics were praiseworthy, for they all "leaned to virtue's side." The truth is, he saw that Keimer was prodigiously a hypocrite. At every whipstitch he would play the knave, and then for a pretence would read his Bible. But it was not the moral part of the Bible, the sweet precepts and parables of the Gospel that he read. No, verily. Food so angelic was not at all to the tooth of his childish fancy, which delighted in nothing but the novel and curious. Eike too man}- of the saints nowadays, he would rather read about the witch of Endor, than the good Samaritan, and hear a sermon on the brazen candlesticks than on the love of God. And then, oh dear ! who was Melchizedeck ? Or where was the land of Nod ? Or, was it in the shape of a serpent or a monkey that the devil tempted Eve ? As he was one day poring over the Pentateuch as busy after some nice game of this sort as a terrier on the track of a weazel, he came to that famous text where Moses says, ' ' Thou shalt not mar the comers of thy beard." Aye! this was the di- vinity for Keimer. It struck him like a new light from the clouds : then rolling his eyes as from an apparition, he exclaimed, " Miserable man that I am ! and was I indeed forbidden to mar even the corners of my beard, and have I been all this time shaving myself as smooth as a eunuch ! Fire and brimstone, how have you been boiling up for me, and I knew it not ! Hell, deepest hell is my por- tion, that's a clear case, unless I reform. And reform I will if I live. Yes, my poor naked chin, if ever I but get another crop upon thee and I suffer it to be touched by the ungodly steel, then let my right hand forget her cunning." From that day he became as shy of a razor as ever Samson was. His long black whiskers " whistled in the wind." And then to see how he would stand up before his glass and stroke them down, it would have reminded you of some ancient Druid, adjusting the sacred mistletoe. . Ben could not bear that sight. Such shameless neglect of angel morality, and yet such fidgetting- about a goatish beard! "Heavens, sir," said he to Keimer. one day in the midst of a hot argu- ment — " Who can think, with common sense, A smooth-shaved face gives God offence ? Or that a whisker hath a charm, Eternal justice to disarm ?" He even proposed to him to get shaved. Keimer swore outright that he would never lose his beard. A stiff altercation ensued. But Keimer getting angry, Ben agreed at last to give up the beard. He said that, ' ' as the beard at best was but an exter- nal, a mere excrescence, he would not insist on that as so very essential. But certainly, sir," con- tinued he, ' ' there is one thing that is. ' ' Keimer wanted to know what that was. " Why, sir," added Ben, "this turning out and preaching up a new religion, is, without doubt, a very serious affair, and ought not to be undertaken too hastily. Much time, sir, in my opinion at least, should be spent in making preparation, in which fasting should certainly have a large share." Keimer, who was a great glutton, said he could never fast. Ben then insisted that if they were not to fast altogether, they ought, at any rate, to abstain from animal food, and live as the saints of old did, on vegetables and water. Keimer shook his head, and said that if he were to live on vegetables and water he should soon die. Ben assured him that it was entirely a mistake. 54 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE He had tried it often, he said, and could testify from his own experience that he was never more healthy and cheerful than when he lived on vege- tables alone. "Die from feeding on vegetables, indeed ! Why, sir, it contradicts reason ; and contradicts all history, ancient and profane. There was Daniel, and his three young friends, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, who fed on a vegetable diet, of choice ; did they languish and die of it ? Or rather did the} - not display a rouge of health and fire of genius, far beyond those silly youths who crammed on all the luxuries of the royal table ? And that amiable Italian nobleman, Lewis Cornaro, who says of bread, that it was such a dainty to his palate, that he was almost afraid, at times, it was too good for him to eat ; did he languish and die of this simple fare. On the con- trary, did he not outlive three generations of grati- fied epicures, and after all go off in his second century, like a bird of Paradise, singing the praises of Temperance and Virtue ? And pray, sir," con- tinued Ben, " where's the wonder of all this? Must not the blood that is formed of vegetables be the purest in nature ? And then, as spirits depend on the blood, must not the spirits secreted from such blood be the purest too ? And when this is the case with the blood and spirits, which are the very life of man, must not that man enjoy the best chance for such health}- secretions and circulations as are most conducive to long and happy life?" While Ben argued at this rate, Keimer regarded him with a look which seemed to say, '"Very true, sir ; all this is very true, but still I cannot^ it." Ben, still unwilling to give up his point, thought he would make one more push at him. " What a pity it is," said he with a sigh, " that the blessings of so sublime a religion should be all lost to the world, merely for a lack of a little for- titude on the part of its propagators." This was touching him on the right string ; for Keimer was a man of such vanity, that a little flatten' would put him up to anything. So after a few hems and ha's, he said, he believed he would, at any rate, make a trial of this new regimen. Having thus carried his point, Ben immediately engaged a poor old woman of the neighborhood to become their cook ; and gave her, off-hand, written receipts for three and forty dishes ; not one of which contained a single atom of fish, flesh, or fowl. For their first day's breakfast on the new regimen, the old woman treated them with a tureen of oatmeal gruel. Keimer was particularly fond of his breakfast, at which a nice beefsteak with onion sauce was a standing dish. It was as good as a farce to Ben, to see with what an eye Keimer re- garded the tureen, when, entering the room, in place of his steak, hot, smoking, and savory, he beheld this pale, meagre-looking slop. " What have you got there?" said he, with a visage grurn, and scowling eye. "A dish of hasty pudding," replied Ben, with the smile of an innocent youth who had a keen appetite, with something good to satisfy it ; "a dish of nice hasty pudding, sir, made of oats." "Of oats?" retorted Keimer, with a voice raised to a scream. "Yes, sir, oats," rejoined Ben ; "oats, that pre- cious grain which gives such elegance and fire to our noblest of quadrupeds, the horse. ' ' Keimer growled out that he was no horse to eat oats. "No matter for that," replied Ben, " 'tis equally good for men." Keimer denied that any human being ever ate oats. "Ay !" said Ben, " and pray what's become of the Scotch? Don't they live on oats? And yet, where will you find a people so ' bonny, blithe, and gay?' a nation of such wits and warriors?" As there was no answering this, Keimer sat down to the tureen, and swallowed a few spoon- fuls, but not without making as many wry faces as if it had been so much jalap ; while Ben, all smile and chat, breakfasted most deliriously. At dinner, by Ben's order, the old woman par- aded a trencher piled up with potatoes. Keimer's grumbling fit came on him again. " He saw clear enough," he said, "that he was to be poisoned." " Poh ! cheer up, man," replied Ben ; " this is your right preacher's bread." " Bread the d — 1 !" replied Keimer, snarling. "Yes, bread, sir," continued Ben, pleasantly ; " the bread of life, sir ; for where do you find such health and spirits, such bloom and beauty, as among the honest-hearted Irish, and yet for their breakfast, dinner, and supper, the potato is their tetotum ; the first, second, and third course." In this way Ben and his old woman went on with Keimer ; daily ringing the changes on oat- meal gruel, roasted potatoes, boiled rice, and so on, through the whole family of roots and grains in all their various genders, moods, and tenses. BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 55 Sometimes, like a restive mule, Keimer would kick up and show strong symptoms of flying the way. But then Ben would prick him up again with a touch of his ruling passion, vanity. ' ' Only think, Mr. Keimer," he would say, "only think what has been done by the founders of ?iew reli- gions : how they have enlightened the ignorant, polished the rude, civilized the savage, and made heroes of those who were little better than brutes. Think, sir, what Moses did among the stiff-necked Jews ; what Mahomet did among the wild Arabs ; and what you may do among these gentle drab- coated Pennsylvanians. ' ' This, like a spur in the flank of a jaded horse, gave Keimer a new start, and pushed him on afresh to his gruel breakfasts and potato dinners. Ben strove hard to keep him up- to this gait. Often, at table, and especially when he saw that Keimer was in good humor and fed kindly, he would give a loose rein to fancy, and paint the advantages of their new regimen in the most glowing colors. " Aye, sir," he would say, letting drop at the same time his spoon, as in an ecstasy, of his subject, while his pudding on the platter cooled, " aye, sir, now we are beginning to live like men going a preaching indeed. Let your epicures gormandize their fowl, fish, and flesh, with draughts of intoxicating liquors. Such gross, inflammatory food ma}' suit the brutal votaries of Mars and Venus. But our views, sir, are different altogether ; we are going to teach wisdom and benevolence to mankind. This is a heavenly work, sir, and our mind ought to be heavenly. Now, as the mind depends greatly on the body, and the body on the food, we should certainly select that which is of the most pure and refining quality. And this, sir, is exactly the food to our purpose. This mild potato, or this gentle pudding, is the thing to insure the light stomach, the cool liver, the clear head, and above all, those celestial pas- sions which become a preacher that would moralize the world. And these celestial passions, sir, let me add, though I don't pretend to be a prophet, these celestial passions, sir, were you but to stick to this diet, would soon shine out in your countenance with such apostolic majesty and grace, as would strike all beholders with rev- erence, and enable you to carry the world before you." Such was the style of Ben's rhetoric with old Keimer. But it could not all do. For though these harangues could sometimes make him fancy himself as big as Zoroaster or Confucius, and talk as if he should soon have the whole country run- ning after him, and worshipping him for the Great Iyama of the west ; yet this divinity was too much against the grain to last long. Unfortunately for poor Keimer, the kitchen lay between him and his bishopric : and both nature and habit had so wedded him to that swinish idol, that nothing could divorce him. So after having been led by Ben ' ' a very d — / of a life, "as he called it, ' ' for three months," his flesh-pot appetites prevailed, and he swore, ' ' by his whiskers, he would suffer it 7io longer. ' ' Accordingly he ordered a nice roast pig for dinner, and desired Ben to invite a young friend to dine with them. Ben did so ; but neither himself nor his young friend were anythfng the better for the pig. For before they could arrive, the pig being done, and his appetite beyond all restraint, Keimer had fallen on it and devoured the whole. And there he sat panting and torpid as an anaconda who had just swallowed a young buffalo. But still his looks gave sign that the ' ' ministers of grace ' ' had not entirely deserted him, for at sight of Ben and his young friend, he blushed up to the eyelids, and in a glow of scarlet, which showed that he paid dear for his whistle, he apologized for disappointing them of their dinner. " Indeed, the smell of the pig," he said, "was so sweet, and the ni eel}' browned skin so inviting, especially to him who had been long starved, that for the soul of him he could not resist the temptation to taste it — and then, oh ! if Lucifer himself had been at the door, he must have gone on, let what would have been the con- sequences." He said, too, " that for his part he was glad it was a pig and not a hog, for that he verily believed he should have bursted himself." Then leaning back in his chair and pressing his swollen abdomen with his paws, he exclaimed, with an awkward laugh, "Well, I don't believe I was ever cut out for a bishop !" Here ended the farce : for Keimer never after this uttered another word about his New Religion. Ben used, laughing, to say that he drew Keimer into this scrape that he might enjoy the satisfac- tion of starving him out of his gluttony. And he did it also that he might save the more for books and caudles : their vegetable regimen costing him, in all, rather less than three cents a day ! To those who can spend twenty times this sum 00 tobacco and whiskey alone, three cents per day 56 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE must appear a scurvy allowance, and of course poor Ben must be sadly pitied. HOW WASHINGTON RECEIVED THE NEWS OF THE SURRENDER OF BURGOYNE. DURING that disastrous period of the Revolu- tion which succeeded the_ defeat of Wash- ington at Brandywine, and his subsequent re- pulse at Germantown, the excitement of the public mind was deep and anxious, and the spirits of the whole nation seemed depressed and para- lyzed by the overthrow of their sagacious leader in two successive battles. The public expectation was on tiptoe for every breath of news, in hopes that it might bring accounts of some achievement which would wipe away the stain of Brandywine and Germantown, or lest it should inform them of some equally disastrous battle. Towards the close of a wet, uncomfortable day, a week or two after the defeat at Germantown, a horseman, heavily armed, and clad in a thick overcoat, which was nearly covered with mud, was observed to ride up from the river, through the main street of Easton. He stopped at the first tavern in sight, and inquired for the commanding officer of the station. It was presently noised through the town that an express had arrived, and the citizens flocked in crowds to the house of the commandant, to learn the news. The stranger quickly informed him that he carried an express of great importance, and that he must be immediately furnished with guides to conduct him to the camp of Washington. Two trust}' men were forthwith selected, and just at caudle-light the three started for Whitemarsh, whither Wash- ington had retreated after his unfortunate attack upon the enemy at Germantown. Pursuing an unfrequented path, they were descending a little eminence which overlooked the encampment, just as the sun rose, after a wet and fatiguing ride during the whole night. As their jaded horses slowly descended the emi- nence, the bearer of the express and his compan- ions could observe the line of sentries pacing to and fro upon the wet grass, some distance from the tents, and a few officers and soldiers performing their morning ablutions. Three horsemen of their mys- terious character were an unusual sight at White- marsh, and the officers and men regarded them with fixed and anxious attention. The fact of their approach was passed into the tents, and a crowd of officers and soldiers soon appeared, all intently watching their designs. As they neared the sen- tries, they dropped their muskets to a charge and bade them halt. An officer, approaching the group at this moment, was told by one of the guides in a loud voice that they had an express for General Washington ; upon which they were instantly allowed to pass. Their business reach- ing the ears of the troops, an immense crowd was soon collected around them, so great as to prevent their proceeding only at a very slow pace. The impatience of the troops to hear the news could not be restrained, and they called loudly to be in- formed. An officer approached one of the guides, and putting his hand to his mouth, begged him, for heaven's sake, just to tell him whether it was good or bad. The guide, who was himself igno- rant of the news he was carrying, but ashamed to let others know it, put his finger beside his nose with a most important manner, and gave the offi- cer a significant shake of the head, by way of re- ply, and which might be safely interpreted either way. He chose to receive it as favorable ; and, pulling off his hat, gave three hearty cheers, which the surrounding troops immediately joined with laudable good-humor — not one of them know- ing what he was cheering about ! The noise reach- ing the ears of those in tents, they too gave three cheers, although no whit wiser than the others, and immediately joined the formidable cavalcade. While the express and his guides were advanc- ing, the afore-mentioned officer hastened across the fields to apprise Washington that an express was near at hand. When the concourse reached his lodgings, the multitude, dying with impa- tience to have their curiosity gratified, in their eagerness, tore the three from their horses, and bore them upon their shoulders up the steps of the house where Washington was quartered. At that instant, the commander-in-chief appeared from the far end of the entry, and beckoned them in. They entered a spacious room, in which was a large table covered with smoking dishes, and to which Washington, with all his staff, was about sitting down to breakfast. The door was in- stantly shut, and the bearer of the express stepped forward to General Washington, informed him that he bore important despatches, and open- ing his coat, pointed to the left lapel, in which he stated they were concealed. Instantly a dozen knives were in operation, and in a few moments BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 57 the despatches were exhibited — leaving the poor bearer with a ruined coat upon his back. A stillness, unbroken but by the half-sup- pressed breathings of the spectators, succeeded. Washington, seating himself at the head of the table, unfolded the mysterious document, and perused it silently. Not a muscle of his noble features moved — but his eye was seen to lighten up a little. Around him sat the flower of the army — Knox, Pulaski, and Greene, with Hamil- ton, his first aid-de-camp, on his right hand. While the general read the paper, the impatience of his officers, burning to be gratified, was with the utmost difficulty restrained ; yet a solemn and death-like silence reigned within the room. At the window might be seen the equally impatient troops, endeavoring to catch some certain signal from the group within. When Washington had finished, he turned to Hamilton, and desired him to read the document aloud. Hamilton began with a voice already thick with joy — for his quick eye in an instant had caught the contents of the paper. But he began. It was the official report from General Gates, communicating the original intelligence of the total defeat and capture of the British army, commanded by Burgoyne, at Sara- toga ! When Hamilton had read merely enough to in- form the company, the whole staff rose from the table with tears in their eyes, and in the presence of their dignified commander, gave three hearty cheers. Washington, in a voice made indistinct and tremulous with joy, commanded them to order, which with extreme difficulty he succeeded in restoring. He then requested Hamilton to read the whole. When he had done so, the officers again rose, and, in the excess of their delight, upset the table, stamped upon the dishes and un- tasted meats, and, in spite of Washington's re- peated calls to order, broke the breakfast table and its burden into atoms. Unable to restore silence, or careless to repress the honest joy of his friends, the general retired with Hamilton to another room, to issue new in- structions suitable to the emergency. Meanwhile, the assembled multitude at the windows, the un- satisfied spectators of these extravagant demon- strations of joy, still ignorant of the cause, renewed their shoutings, and the air rang with the acclamations of five thousand veterans, not a man of them knowing what he was shouting for ! When the uproar had in a degree subsided, Washington returned to greet a second time the bearers of these welcome tidings. Addressing them with the kindest language, he told them they must be wet and hungry from travelling all night, and that whatever they might wish should be set before them. One of them, an honest German, proud of the attention shown him by that noble man, replied, with his arms akimbo, and with a consequental air, as if the fate of the nation depend upon what he had for breakfast, "Why, please your excellency, I'll have some ham and eggs ! " — and according ham and eggs were given to him. A suitable reward was given to the guides, one of whom boasted, as he told the story with the tears in his eyes, that for that night's service he received five pounds in hard money. The news was soon communicated to the neigh- boring detachments who were quartered in the vicinity, and orders given to stop all stragglers going in to the enemy, who had then possession of Philadelphia. Accordingly, an old woman, dressed as a market-woman, and bearing some panniers on her horse, was stopped the same day by Captain Craig, at Moorstown, a few miles from the city, and examined. On taking off her bon- net, to which she made a stout resistance, a bundle was discovered in her hair. It proved to be the official despatches from Burgoyne to General Howe, informing him of his disastrous capture. They had been brought as far as Baskingridge, in Jersey, by express, but, fearful of detection if attempted to be delivered by a man, were there intrusted to a female disguised as a market- woman. The heroine was immediately remounted on her horse with uncomfortable quickness, and started off for Philadelphia with this satisfactory ejaculation, " That as she had such news to take General Howe, she might be off with it as soon as she pleased." MARSHAL NEY'S DEATH-SCENE. THE vengeance of the Allied Powers demanded some victims ; and the intrepid Ney, who well-nigh put the crown again on Bonaparte's head at Waterloo, was to be one of them. Con- demned to be shot, he was led to the Garden of Luxemburg, on the morning of the 7th of Decem- ber, and placed in front of a file of soldiers, drawn up to kill him. One of the officers stepped up to 58 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE bandage his eyes, but he repulsed him, saying, ' ' Are you ignorant that for twenty-five years I have been accustomed to face both ball and bullet ? ' ' He then lifted his hat above his head, with the same calm voice that had steadied his columns so frequently in the roar and tumult of battle, said, "I declare, before God and man, that I never be- trayed my country ; may my death render her happy. Vive la France ! ' ' He then turned to the leon and the enthusiasm that hailed his approach to Paris. Still, he was no traitor. J! combat BETWEEN archers and cross-bowmen. (Accurate Copy of an Ancient Engraving.) soldiers, and striking his hand on his heart, gave the order, "Soldiers, fire ! " A simultaneous dis- charge followed, and the " bravest of the brave " sank to rise no more. "He who had fought five hundred battles for France, not one against her, was shot as a traitor ! " As I looked on the spot where he fell, I could not but sigh over his fate. True, he broke his oath of allegiance — so did others, carried away by their attachment to Xapo- BATTLE OF CRECY. HE following description of an incident in the battle of Crecy occurs in Lord Berners' translation of the writings of Froissart, pub- lished in 1523 by order of Henry VIII. It is doubtless a correct account of the event described, and certainly a fine speci- men of vigor- ous English of that date : When the French king saw the Eng- lishmen, his blood chang- ed, and (he) said to his mars halls, "Make the Genoese go on before, and begin the bat- 1 1 e in the name of God and St. Den- is." There were of the Genoese cross-bows about a fif- teen thou- sand, but they were so weary of going a- foot that day, a six leagues, armed with their cross-bows, that they said to their constables, " We be not well ordered to fight this clay, for we be not in the case to do any great deed of arms ; we have more need of rest." These words came to the Earl of Alengon, who said, "A man is well at ease to be charged with such a sort of rascals, to be faint and fail now at most need." Also, the same season, there fell a great rain and an eclipse, with a terrible thunder ; and before the rain, there BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 59 came flying over the battles a great number of crows for fear of the tempest coming. Then anon the air began to wax clear, and the sun to shine fair and bright, the which was right in the French- men's even, and on the Englishmen's back. "When the Genoese were assembled together, and began to approach, they made a great leap and cry, to abash the Englishmen ; but they stood still, and stirred not for all that. Then the Geno- ese again the second time made another leap and a fell cry, and stepped forward a little ; and the Englishmen removed not one foot. Thirdly again they leaped and cried, and went forth till they came within shot ; then they shot fiercely with their cross-bows. Then the English archers stepped forth one pace, and let fly their arrows so wholly and thick that it seemed snow. When the Genoese felt the ar- rows piercing through heads and arms and breasts, man}' of them cast down their cross- bows, and did cut their strings, and returned dis- comfited. W hen the French king saw them flee away, he said, " Slay these rascals, for they shall let and trouble us without reason." Then ye should have seen the men-at-arms dash in among them, and killed a great number of them, and ever still the English- men shot whereas they saw the thickest press ; the sharp arrows ran into the men-at-arms and into their horses ; and many fell horse and men among the Genoese ; and when they were down the}^ could not relieve again ; the press was so thick that one overthrew another. And also, among the Eng- lishmen, there were certain rascals that went on foot with great knives, and they went in among the men-at-arms, and murdered many as they lay on the ground, both earls, barons, knights, and squires, whereof the King England was after displeased, for he had rather they had taken pris- oners. DEATH OF LORD COBHAM. IR JOHN OLDCASTLE, Baron of Cobham, was born during the reign of Edward III., of England, and executed, in the cruel and bar- barous manner peculiar to those times, on the 14th of December, 1417. He was a soldier of distinction, but having become a convert to the doctrines of Wycliffe, he promoted them greatlj- ; and when the king remonstrated with him he said: "Next to God I profess obedience to my king; but as to the spiritual dominion of the Pope, I can pay him no obedience." He was thereupon confined in the tower and condemned to the flames, but escaped into Wales. A reward of 1000 marks was offered for his head, and ex- Fig 1. San-benzto. Garment worn by those who escaped burning by making a confes- sion before being sentenced. COSTUMES OF THE INQUISITION. Fig. 2. Fuego revollo. Gar- ment worn by those who es- caped being burnt alive by making a confession after they had been condemned. Fig. 3. Samarra, Garment worn by those who, refusing to confess, were about to be burnt. emption from taxes promised to any town that should apprehend him. After four years he was discovered and carried to London, where he was hanged in chains on a gibbet in St. Giles' field, and roasted to death by a fire kindled under him. He was the first martyr to his religious senti- ments among the English nobility. The follow- ing account of his execution was written by Bishop Bole, in 1544, and strongly illustrates the barbarism of the times : " Upon the day appointed, he was brought out of the tower with his arms bound behind him, having a very cheerful countenance. Then was 60 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE lie laid upon an hurdle, as though he had been a most heinous traitor to the crown, and so drawn forth into St. Giles' Field, where they had set up a new pair of gallows. As he was corning to the place of execution, and was taken from the hur- dle, he fell down devoutly upon his knees, desir- ing Almighty God to forgive his enemies. Then stood he up and beheld the multitude, exhorting them in most godly manner to follow the laws of God written in the Scriptures, and in any wise to beware of such teachers as they see contrary to Christ in their conversation and living, with many other special counsels. Then he was hanged up there by the middle in chains of iron, and so consumed alive in the fire, praising the name of God, so long as his life lasted. In the end he commended his soul into the hand of God, and so departed hence most Christenly, his body resolved into ashes." HENRY VIII. ENTERTAINED AT THE HOUSE OF CARDINAL WOLSEY. CHE following account of a visit of Henry VIII. and a portion of his court to the house of Cardinal Wolsey is a splendid pen-pic- ture of the style of kingly entertainments that prevailed in those days. It is selected from the manuscript Life of Cardinal Wolsey by George Cavendish, 1557 : "And when it pleased the king's majesty, for his recreation, to repair unto the Cardinal's house, as he did, divers times in the year, at which times there wanted no preparations, or goodly furniture, with viands of the finest sort that might be pro- vided for money or friendship ; such pleasures were then devised for the king's comfort and con- solation, as might be invented, or by man's wit imagined. The banquets were set forth with masks and mummeries, in so gorgeous a sort and costly manner, that it was a heaven to behold. There wanted no dames or damsels, meet or apt to dance with the maskers, or to garnish the place for the time with other goodly dis- ports. Then was there all kinds of music and harmony set forth, with excellent voices both of men and children. I have .seen the king suddenly come in thither in a mask, with a dozen other maskers, all in garments like shepherds, made of fine cloth of gold, and fine crimson satin paned, and caps of the same, with visors of good proportion of visnomy ; their hairs, and beards, either of fine gold wire, or else of silver, and some being of black silk ; having sixteen torch-bearers, besides their drums, and other persons attending upon them, with visors, aud clothed all in satin, of the same colours. And at his coming, and before he came into the hall, ye shall understand that he came by water to the water-gate, without am' noise, where, against his coming, were laid charged many chambers,* and at his landing they were all shot off, which made such a rumble in the air, that it was like thunder. It made all the noblemen, ladies and gentlewomen, to muse what it should mean coming so suddenly, they sitting quietly at a solemn banquet. * * * Then, immediately after this great shot of guns, the cardinal desired the lord chamberlain and comptroller to look what this sudden shot should mean, as though he knew nothing of the matter. They thereupon looking out of the windows into the Thames, returned again, and showed him, that it seemed to them there should be some noblemen and strangers ar- rived at his bridge, as ambassadors from some foreign prince. * * * 'Then,' quoth the car- dinal to my lord chamberlain, 'I pray you,' quoth he, ' show them that it seemeth to me that there should be among them some nobleman, whom I suppose to be much more worthy of honor to sit and occupy this room and place than I : to whom I would most gladly, if I knew him, surrender 1113- place according to my duty,' Then spake my lord chamberlain unto them in French, declaring my lord cardinal's mind ; and they rouudingf him again in the ear, my lord chamberlain said to my lord cardinal, 'Sir, they confess,' quoth he, 'that among them there is such a noble personage, whom if your grace can appoint him from the others, he is con- tented to disclose himself, aud to accept your place most worthily.' With that the cardinal, taking a good advisement among them, at the last, quoth he, ' Me seemeth the gentleman with the black beard should be eveu he. ' And with that he arose out of his chair, and offered the same to the gentle- man in the black beard, with his cap in his hand. The person to whom he offered then his chair was Sir Edward Neville, a comely knight of a goodly personage, that much more re- sembled the king's person in that mask than any * Short guns, or cannon, without carriages; chiefly used for festive occasions. f Whispering. BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 61 other. The king, hearing and perceiving the cardinal so deceived in his estimation and choice, could not forbear laughing ; but plucked down his visor, and Master Neville's also, and dashed out with such a pleasant countenance and cheer, that all noble estates there assembled, seeing the king to be there amongst them, rejoiced very much. The cardinal eftsoons* desired his highness to take the place of estate, to whom the king answered, that he would go first and shift his apparel ; and so departed, and went straight into my lord's bed- chamber, where was a great fire made and prepared for him, and there new apparelled him with rich and princely garments. And in the time of the king's absence, the dishes of the banquet were clean taken up, and the table spread again with new and sweet perfumed cloths ; every man sitting still until the king and his maskers came in among them again, every man being newly apparelled. Then the king took his seat under the cloth of es- tate, commanding no man to remove, but sit still, as they did before. Then in came a new banquet before the king's majesty, and to all the rest through the tables, wherein, I suppose, were served two hundred dishes, or above, of wondrous costly meats and devices, subtilly devised. Thus passed they forth the whole night with banquet- ting, dancing, and other triumphant devices, to the great comfort of the king, and pleasant regard of the nobility there assembled." DESCRIPTION OF AN EXECUTION BY BURN- ING AT THE STAKE DURING THE REIGN OF QUEEN MARY OF ENGLAND. THIS description was written by the historian, John Fox, who was a witness of the scene. We copy it in the original language of the author, peculiar to that period, because its quaint- ness adds materially to the interest of the recital. The victim, a young man named William Hunter, was only nineteen years of age, but he seems to have borne his sufferings with heroic fortitude : In the first year of Queen Mary, William Hun- ter, apprentice to a silk weaver in London, was discharged from his master's employment, in con- sequence of his refusing to attend mass. Having returned to the house of his father at Bruntwood, he attracted the attention of the spiritual authori- ties by his reading a copy of the Scriptures. He was finally condemned to die for heresy. * Immediately. In the mean time William's father and mother came to him, and desired heartily of God that he might continue to the end, in that good way which he had begun, and his mother said to him that she was glad that ever she was so happy to bear such a child, which could find in his heart to lose his life for Christ's name's sake. Then William said to his mother, ' ' For my little pain which I shall suffer, which is but a short braid, Christ hath promised me, mother (said he), a crown of joy : may you not be glad of that, mother?" With that his mother kneeled down on her knees, saying, "I pray God strengthen thee, my son, to the end : yea, I think thee as well-bestowed as any child that ever I bare." At the which words, Master Higbed took her in his arms, saying, "I rejoice (and so said the others) to see you in this mind, and you have a good cause to rejoice." And his father and mother both said that they were never of other mind, but prayed for him, that, as he had begun to confess Christ before men, he likewise might so continue to the end. William's father said, "I was afraid of nothing, but that my son should have been killed in the prison for hunger and cold, the bishop was so hard to him." But William confessed, after a month, that his father was charged with his board, that he lacked nothing, but had meat and clothing enough, yea, even out of the court, both money, meat, clothes, wood, and coals, and all things necessary. Thus passing away Saturday, Sunday, and Monday ; on Monday at night it happened that William had a dream about two of the clock in the morning, which was this : how that he was at the place where the stake was pight, where he should be burned, which (as he thought in his dream) was at the town's end where the butts* stood, which was so indeed ; and also he dreamed that he met with his father as he went to the stake, and also that there was a priest at the stake, which went about to have him recant. To whom he said (as he thought in his dream), how that he bad him away false prophet, and how that he ex- horted the people to beware of him and such as he was, which things came to pass indeed. It happened that William made a noise to himself in his dream, which caused M. Higbed and the others to awake him out of his sleep, to know * Archery butts. (62) THE BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 63 what he lacked. When he awaked, he told thein his dream in order as is said. Now when it was day, the sheriff, M. Brocket, called on to set forward to the burning of William Hunter. Then came the sheriff's son to William Hunter, and embraced him in his right arm, say- ing, "William, be not afraid of these men, which are here present with bows, bills, and weapons, read} 7 prepared to bring you to the place where you shall be burned." To whom William an- swered, ' ' I thank God I am not afraid ; for I have cast my count, what it will cost me, already." Then the sheriff's son could speak no more to him for weeping. Then William Hunter plucked up his gown, and stepped over the parlor grounsel, and went for- ward cheerfully, the sheriff's servant taking him by one arm, and his brother by another ; and thus going in the way, he met with his father according to his dream, and he spake to his son, weeping, and saying, "God be with thee, son William;" and William said, ' ' God be with you, good father, and be of good comfort, for I hope we shall meet again, when we shall be merry." His father said, "I hope so, William," aud so departed. So William went to the place where the stake stood, even according to his dream, whereas all things were very unready. Then William took a wet broom faggot, and kneeled down thereon, and read the 51st psalm, till he came to these words, "The sacrifice of God is a contrite spirit ; a contrite aud a broken heart, O God, thou wilt not despise." Then said Master Tyrell of the Bratches, called William Tyrell, "Thou liest," said he; "thou readest false, for the words are, 'an humble spirit.'" But William said, "The translation saith 'a contrite heart.'" "Yea," quoth Mr. Tyrell, "the translation is false; ye translate books as ye list yourselves, like heretics." "Well," quoth William, "there is no great dif- ference in those words." Then said the sheriff, "Here is a letter from the queen: if thou wilt recant, thou shalt live ; if not, thou shalt be burned." "No," quoth William, "I will not recant, God willing." Then William rose and went to the stake, and stood upright to it. Then came one Richard Pond, a bailiff, and made fast the chain about William. Then said Master Brown, "Here is not wood enough to burn a leg of him." Then said Wil- liam, " Good people, pray for me ; and make speed, and dispatch quickly ; and pray for me while ye see me alive, good people, and I will pray for you likewise." "How !" quoth Master Brown, "pray for thee ? I will pray no more for thee than I will pray for a dog." To whom William answered, "Master Brown, now you have that which you sought for, and I pray God it be not laid to your charge in the last day; howbeit, I forgive you." Then said Master Brown, "I ask no forgiveness of thee." "Well," said William, "if God for- give you not, I shall require my blood at your hands. ' ' Then said William, "Sou of God, shine upon me!" and immediately the sun in the element shone out of a dark cloud so full in his face, that he was constrained to look another way, whereat the people mused, because it was so dark a little time afore. Then William took up a faggot of broom and embraced it in his arms. Then this priest which William dreamed of came to his brother Robert with a book to carry to William, that he might recant, which book his brother would not meddle withal. Then William, seeing the priest, and perceiving how he would have showed him the book, said, "Away, thou false prophet ! Beware of them, good people, and come away from their abominations, lest that you be partakers of their plagues." Then quoth the priest, ' ' Look how thou burnest here, so shalt thou burn in hell." William answered, "Thou liest, thou false prophet ! Away, thou false prophet ! away ! ' ' Then there was a gentleman which said, "I pray God have mere}' upon his soul." The people said, "Amen, Amen." Immediately fire was made. Then William cast his psalter right into his brother's hand, who said, "William, think on the holy passion of Christ, and be not afraid of death." And William an- swered, "lam not afraid." Then lift he up his hands to heaven, and said, "Lord, Lord, Lord, receive my spirit !" And casting down his head again into the smothering smoke, he yielded up his life for the truth, sealing it with his blood to the praise of God. ORIGIN OF CERTAIN LEGENDS. BEFORE colleges were established in the monasteries where the schools were held, the professors in rhetoric frequently gave their pupils the life of some saint for a trial of their 64 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE talent at amplification. The students, being con- stantly at a loss to furnish out their pages, in- vented most of these wonderful adventures. Jortin observes, that they used to collect out of Ovid, Livy, and other pagan poets and historians, the miracles and portents to be found there, and ac- commodated them to their own monks and saints. The good fathers of that age, whose simplicity was not inferior to their devotion, were so de- lighted with these flowers of rhetoric, that they were induced to make a collection of these mir- aculous compositions ; not imagining that, at some distant period, they would become matters of faith. When the world began to be more critical in their reading, the monks gave a graver turn to their narratives ; and became penurious of their absurdities. The faithful believers contend that the line of tradition has been preserved unbroken ; notwithstanding that the originals were lost in the general wreck of literature from the bar- barians, or came down in a most imperfect state. Baronius has given the lives of many apocry- phal saints ; for instance, of saint Xinoris, whom he calls a inartyr of Antioch : but it appears that Baronius having read in Chrysostom this word, which signifies a couple or pair, he mistook it for the name of a saint, and contrived to give the most authentic biography of a saint who never existed ! As a specimen of the happier in- ventions, one is given, embellished by the dic- tion of Gibbon — The Legend of the Seven Sleepers. Among the legends of ecclesiastical history, I arn tempted to distinguish the memorable fable of the Seven Sleepers ; whose imaginary date cor- responds with the reign of the younger Theodo- sius, and the conquest of Africa by the Vandals. When the Emperor Decius persecuted the Chris- tians, seven notable youths of Ephesus con- cealed themselves in a spacious cavern on the side of an adjacent mountain ; where they were doomed to perish by the tyrant, who gave orders that the entrance should be firmly secured with a pile of stones. They immediately fell into a deep slumber, which was miraculously pro- longed without injuring the powers of life, during a period of one hundred and eighty-seven years. At the end of that time the slaves of Adolius, to whom the inheritance of the mountain had de- scended, removed the stones to supply materials for some rustic edifice. The light of the sun darted into the cavern, and the Seven Sleepers were permitted to awake. After a slumber as they thought of a few hours, they were pressed by the calls of hunger ; and resolved that Jam- blichus, one of their number, should secretly return to the city to purchase bread for the use of his companions. The youth, if we may still employ that appellation, could no longer recognize the once familiar aspect of his native country ; and his surprise was increased by tne appearance of a large cross, triumphantly erected over the principal gate of Ephesus. His singular dress and obsolete language confounded the baker, to whom he offered an ancient medal of Deeius as the current coin of the empire ; and Jamblichus, on the suspicion of a secret treasure, was dragged before the judge. Their mutual inquiries pro- duced the amazing discover}-, that two centuries were almost elapsed since Jamblichus and his friends had escaped from the rage of a Pagan tyrant. The bishop of Ephesus, the clergy, the magistrates, the people, and, it is said, the Em- peror Theodosius himself, hastened to visit the cavern of the Seven Sleepers, who bestowed their benediction, related their story and at the same instant peaceably expired. This popular tale Mahomet learned when he drove his camels to the fairs of Syria ; and he has introduced it, as a divine revelation, into the Koran. The same story has been adopted and adorned, by the nations from Bengal to Africa, who profess the Mahometan religion. Peculiarities of Some of the Saints. During the Dark Ages many saints obtained credit for holiness in proportion to their lack of cleanliness. They did not practise the maxim that "cleanliness is next to godliness." It is said that St. Ignatius delighted to appear abroad with old dirt}- shoes ; he never used a comb, but let his hair clot ; and religiously ab- stained from jiaring his nails. One saint attained to such piety as to have near three hundred patches on his breeches ; which after his death, were hung up in public as an incentive to imi- tation. St. Francis discovered by certain ex- perience, that the devils were frightened away by such kind of breeches, but were animated by clean clothing to tempt and seduce the wearers ; and one of their heroes declares that the purest souls are in the dirtiest bodies. On this they telJ BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 65 a story which may not be very agreeable to fas- tidious delicacy. Brother Juniper was a gentle- man perfectly pious on this principle ; indeed so great was his merit in this species of mortifica- tion, that a brother declared he could always nose Brother Juniper when within a mile of the monastery, provided the wind was at the due point. Once, when the blessed Juniper, for he was no saint, was a guest, his host, proud of the honor of entertaining so pious a personage, the intimate friend of St. Francis, provided an excel- lent bed, and the finest sheets. Brother Juniper abhorred such luxury. And this too evidently appeared after his sudden departure in the morn- ing unknown to his kind host. The great Juniper did this, says his biographer, not so much from his habitual inclinations, for which he was so justly celebrated, as from his excessive piety, and as much as he could to mortify worldly pride, and to show how a true saint despised clean sheets. In the life of St. Francis we find, among other miracles, that he preached a sermon in a desert, but he soon collected an immence audience. The birds warbled to every sentence, and stretched out their necks, opened their beaks, and when he finished, dispersed with a holy rapture into four companies, to report his sermon to all the birds in the universe. A grasshopper re- mained a week with St. Francis during the ab- sence of the Virgin Mary, and pittered on his head. He grew so companionable with a night- ingale, that when a nest of swallows began to babble, he hushed them by desiring them not to tittle-tattle of their sister, the nightingale. At- tacked by a wolf, with only the sign manual of the cross, he held a long dialogue with his rabid assailant, till the wolf, meek as a lapdog, stretched his paws in the hands of the saint, followed him through towns, and became half a Christian. This same St. Francis had such a detestation of the good things of this world, that he would never suffer his followers to touch money. A friar hav- ing placed in a window some money collected at the altar, he desired him to take it in his mouth, and throw it on the manure pile. St. Philip Nerius was such a lover of poverty that he fre- quently prayed that God would bring him to that state as to stand in need of a penny, and find no-' body that would give him one ! 5 It is said that Saint Macairie was so shocked at having killed a louse, that he endured seven years of penitence among the thorns and briars of a forest. Many absurdities similar to these are still prac- tised by the religious devotees of Mohammedan and other semi-civilized countries, but happily they have disappeared before the advancing light of knowledge and true religion in all Christian nations ; and they are now worthy of notice only as relics of a past age. HISTORY OF THE TALMUD. THF Talmud is a collection of Jewish tradi- tions, which have been orally preserved. It comprises the Mishna, which is the text, and the Gejiara, its commentary. The whole forms a complete system of learning, ceremonies, civil and canon laws of the Jews ; treating indeed on all subjects ; even gardening, manual arts, etc. The rigid Jews persuaded themselves that these traditional explications are of divine origin. The Pentateuch, say they, was written out by their le- gislator before his death in thirteen copies, distri- buted among the twelve tribes, and the remaining one deposited in the ark. The oral law Moses continually taught in the Sanhedrim, to the elders and the rest of the people. The law was repeated four times ; but the interpretation was delivered only by word of mouth from generation to genera- tion. In the fortieth year of the flight from Egypt, the memory of the people became treacherous, and Moses was constrained to repeat this oral law, which had been conveyed by successive tradition- ists. Such is the account of honest David Levi : it is the creed of every rabbi. This history of the Talmud some are inclined to suppose apocryphal, even among a few of the Jews themselves. The closest investigation has never been able to determine when these traditions first appeared. It cannot be denied that there existed traditions among the Jews in the time of Christ. About the second century they were industriously collected by Rab- bi Juda, the holy, the prince of the rabbins, who enjoyed the favor of Antoninus Pius. He has the merit of giving some order to this very multifari- ous collection. It appears that the Talmud was compiled by certain Jewish doctors, who were selected for this purpose by their nation, that they might have 66 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE BEAUTIFUL. something to oppose to their Christian adversaries. There are two Talmuds : the Jerusalem and the Babylonian. The last is the most esteemed, be- cause it is the most bulky. R. Juda, the prince of the rabbins, committed to writing all these traditions, and arranged them under six general heads, called orders or classes. The subjects are indeed curious for philosophical inquirers, and multifarious as the events of civil life. Even- order is formed of treatises : every treatise is divided into chapters, even - chapter into mishnas, which word means mixtures or miscel- lanies, in the form of aphorisms. In the first part is discussed what relates to seeds, fruits, and trees ; in the second, feasts ; in the third, women, their duties, their disorders, marriages, divorces, con- tracts, and nuptials ; in the forth are treated the damages or losses sustained by beasts or men ; of things found ; deposits ; usuries ; rents ; farms ; partnerships in commerce ; inheritance ; sales and purchases ; oaths ; witnesses ; arrests ; idolatry ; and here are named those by whom the oral law was received and preserved. In the fifth part are noticed sacrifices and holy things ; and the sixth treats of purifications, vessels, furniture, clothes, houses, leprosy, baths, and numerous other arti- cles. All this forms the MlSHNA. The Gejiara, that is, the complement, or per- fection, contains the disputes and the opinions of the rabbins on the oral traditions. It must be confessed that absurdities are sometimes eluci- dated by other absurdities ; but there are many admirable things in this vast repository. The Jews have such veneration for this compilation, that the}- compare the hoi}- writings to water, and the Talmud to wine ; the text of Moses to pepper, but the Talmud to aromatics. Of the twelve hours of which the day is composed, they tell us that God employs nine to study the Talmud, and only three to read the written law ! The antiquity of this work is of itself sufficient to make it curious ; but it is full of absurdities and old wives' tales. In illustration of this, we quote some of its rides. No beast could be "convicted " of being vicious until evidence was given that he had done mischief three successive days ; if he left off his vicious tricks for three days more, he was innocent. An ox might be convicted of goring an ox and not a man, or of goring a man and not an ox ; or of goring on the Sabbath and not a work- ing day. In short, they ' ' fitted the punishment to the crime," and vicious oxen had to be very careful how and when they performed their evil deeds. The people were forbidden to touch fire on the Sabbath da}-, which seems like a useless enactment, as the natural sense of feeling doubt- less taught them that it was dangerous to handle fire an}- da}- in the week. A minister was not allowed to read by lamp-light, lest he should trim his lamp ; but he might direct his pupils where to read, because in doing so he w r ould not need to trim his lamp. If a man swore he would eat no bread, and then ate all kinds of bread, he was released from his oath ; but if he swore that he would eat neither wheat, barley nor rye bread, the perjury was multiplied in proportion as he ate of the several sorts. The Pharisees and Saddu- cees had strong differences about touching the holy writings with their hands. The doctors ordained that whoever touched the book of the law must not eat of the truma (first-fruits of the wrought produce of the ground) till they had washed their hands. The reason they gave was this : In times of persecutions they used to hide the sacred books in secret places, where it was possible that they might be gnawed by mice. The hands then that touched these books were reason- ably enough supposed to be unclean, so far as to disable them from eating the truma until they were washed. On that account they made it a rule that if any part of the Bible (except Ecclesi- astes, which they regarded as less holy than the rest), or their phylacteries, or the strings of their phylacteries, were touched by one who had a right to eat the truma, he should not eat till he had washed his hands. Jesus reproaches the Pharisees in Matthew xv. and Mark vii. for flagrantly violating the fifth commandment, by allowing the vow of a son, per- haps made in hasty auger, its full force when he had sworn that his father should never be the bet- ter for him or anything he had, and by which an indigent father might be suffered to starve. There is a case in point in the Talmud, under the head of vows, and the story ma}- amuse the reader. A man made a vow that his father should not profit by him. The man afterward made a wedding- feast for his own son, and wished that his father should be present, but he could not invite him on account of his vow. But he invented this expe- dient : he made a gift of the court in which the feast was to be kept, and of the feast itself, to a (67) OS THE WONDERFUL. THE CURIOUS, AND THE third person in trust, and arranged that his father should be invited b}- this third person. When all was arranged the latter said, ' ' These things that you thus give rne are mine, I will dedicate them to God, and then none of you can be the better for them." The son replied, " I did not give them to you that you should consecrate them." " Yours was no donation," replied the other, but only an arrangement whereby you could eat and drink with your father without breaking your oath." The matter was finally taken before the rabbins, who decreed that a gift which ma}* not be conse- crated by the person to whom it is given is not a gift, and so the property was restored to the right- ful owner, who by this circumlocution had suc- ceeded in entertaining his father without violating his oath. The following extract from the Talmud exhi- bits a subtle mode of reasoning adopted b} T the Jews when the learned of Rome sought to per- suade them to conform to their idolatry : "Some Roman senators examined the Jews in this manner : If God had no delight in the wor- ship of idols, why did he not destroy them ? The Jews made answer : If men had worshipped only things of which the world had no need, he would have destroyed the objects of their wor- ship ; but they also worship the sun and moon, stars and planets ; and then he must have destroyed his world for the sake of these deluded men. But still, said the Romans, wiry does not God destroy the things which the world does not want, and leave those things which the world cannot be without ! Because, replied the Jews, this would strengthen the hands of such as wor- ship these necessary things, who would then say, Ye allow now that these are gods, since they are not destroyed." Stories from the Talmud. The Talmud contains a vast collection of stories, apologues and jests; main- display a vein of pleas- antry, and at times have a wildness of invention which sufficiently marks the features of an eastern parent. Many extravagantly puerile were designed merely to recreate their young students. When a rabbin was asked the reason of much nonsense, he replied that the ancients had a custom of introduc- ing music in their lectures, which accompani- ment made them more agreeable ; but that not having musical instruments in the schools, the rabbins invented these strange stories to arouse attention. This was ingeniously said, but they make miserable work when they pretend to give mystical interpretations to pure nonsense. Among other stories is the following account of a dangerous adventure into which King David was drawn by the devil : King David's Adventure with the Devil. The king one day hunting, Satan appeared before him in the likeness of a foe. David dis- charged an arrow at him, but missed his aim. He pursued the feigned roe into the land of the Philistines. Ishbi, the brother of Goliath, in- stantly recognized the king as him who had slain that giant. He bound him and bended him neck and heels, and laid him under a wine-press in order to press him to death. A miracle saves David. The earth beneath him became soft, and Ishbi could not press wine out of him. That evening in the Jewish congregation a dove, whose wings were covered with silver, appeared in great perplexity, and evidently signified that the King of Israel was in trouble. Abishai, one of the king's counsellors, inquiring for the king, and finding him absent, is at a loss to proceed, for, according to the Mishna, no one may ride on the king's horse, nor sit upon his throne, nor use his sceptre. The school of the rabbins, however, allowed these things in time of danger. On this Abishai vaults on David's horse, and (with an Oriental meta- phor) the land of the Philistines leaped to him instantly ! Arrived at Ishbi's house, he beholds his mother Orpa spinning. Perceiving the Israel- ite, she snatched up her spinning-wheel and threw it at him to kill him ; but not hitting him, she desired him to bring the spinning-wheel to her. He did not do this exactly, but returned it to her in such a way that she never asked any more for her spinning-wheel. When Ishbi saw this, and recollecting that David, though tied up neck and heels, was still under the wine-press, he cried out, ' ' There are now two who will destroy me ! " So he threw David high up into the air, and stuck his spear into the ground, imagining that David would fall upon it and perish. But Abishai pro- nounced the magical name, which the Talmudists frequently made use of, and it caused David to hover between heaven and earth, so that he fell not down ! Both at length unite against Ishbi, and observing that two young lions should kill one lion, find no difficulty in getting rid of the brother of Goliath. BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 69 The Death of Moses. When Moses, the faithful sen-ant of God, was to die and his hour approached, the Lord assem- bled his angels and said, " It is time to recall the soul of my messenger ; who among you will go and summon her to come into my presence ? ' ' Then the princes of the angelic host, Michael and Gabriel, and all who stood before the throne of the Lord, implored and said, "Let us not go, for he has been our teacher." But Samael, the leader of the rebellious angels, stood forth and said, ' ' Behold here am I, send me. ' ' And God sent him. He descended in wrath, wielding the flaming sword in his right hand, rejoicing beforehand at the agony of the death throe of the righteous. But when he came nearer he beheld the face of Moses, ' ' his eyes were not dim nor his natural force abated." The servant of the Lord was writing the words of his last song ; his counte- nance was resplendent, radiant with the peace and brightness of heaven. The enemy of mankind stood abashed ; his sword dropped out of his hand and he hurried away. " I cannot bring the soul of this man," he said to the Lord, "for in him I have found nothing impure." And the Lord descended to summon the soul of his faithful and beloved servant. Michael and Gabriel and the host of angels that stood before him followed in his train. They prepared Moses' bier and surrounded it, and the voice was heard, "Fear not; I myself will bun- thee." Then Moses prepared himself to die and sanctified him- self. And the Lord called unto his soul and said, "My daughter ! One hundred and twenty years is the term allotted for thy inhabiting my- ser- vant's earthly tenement. The time is expired; come forth, and tarry not." And the soul of Moses answered and said, ' ' O Lord of the universe ! I know that thou art God, the sovereign Ruler of all spirits and of all souls, and that the living and the dead are alike in thy hand. From thee I received thy glorious law ; I saw thee in the flame ; girt with thy power, I entered the palace of Egypt's king ; I took the crown from off the head of the proud Pharaoh and did manifold signs and wonders in his land. I led forth thy people and parted the sea, and I have made known thy will unto the sons of man. I dwelt beneath the throne of thy glory ; my tent was under the pillar of fire, and I have spoken to thee face to face, as a man speaketh with his friend. And is not all this enough for me? Receive me, therefore, for now I come to thee." The breath of the Most High touched the lips of Moses, whose soul departed in the touch. So Moses died at the mouth of God, and the Eternal buried him, and "no man knoweth of his sepul- chre unto this day." Solomon's Strange Adventure with the Devil. Of Solomon, another favorite hero of the Tal- mudists, a fine Arabian story is told. The king was an adept in necromancy, and a male and female devil were always in waiting for any emer- gency. It is obsen-able that the Arabians, who have many stories concerning Solomon, always describe him as a magician. His adventures with Aschmedai, the prince of devils, are numerous ; and they both (the king and the devil) sen-ed one another many a slippery trick. One of the most remarkable is when Aschmedai, who was pris- oner to Solomon, the king having contrived to possess himself of the devil's seal-ring, and chained him, one day offered to answer an unholy ques- tion put to him by Solomon, provided he returned him his seal-ring and loosened his chain. The impertinent curiosity of Solomon induced him to commit this folly. Instantly Aschmedai swal- lowed the monarch, and stretching out his wings up to the firmament of heaven, one of his feet remaining on the earth, he spit out Solomon four hundred leagues from him. This was done so pri- vately that no one knew anything of the matter. Aschmedai then assumed the likeness of the king, and sat on his throne. From that hour did Solo- mon say, " This, then, is the reward of all my labor, ' ' according to Ecclesiasticus i. 3 ; which this means, one rabbin says, his walking staff, and another insists was his ragged coat. For Solo- mon went a begging from door to door, and wherever he came he uttered these words, "I, the preacher, was king over Israel in Jerusalem. ' ' At length coming before the council, and still repeat- ing these remarkable words without addition or variation, the rabbins said, ' ' This means some- thing ; for a fool is not constant in his tale ! ' ' They asked the chamberlain if the king frequently saw him, and he replied to them, No ! Then they sent to the queens to ask if the king came into their apartments, and they answered, Yes ! The rabbins then sent them a messenger to take 70 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE notice of his feet, for the feet of devils are like the feet of cocks. The queens acquainted them that his majesty always came in slippers, but forced them to embraces at times forbidden by the law. Abraham dismissing hagar. (From the Painting by Van Dyck.) He had attempted to lie with his mother Bath- sheba, whom he had almost torn to pieces. At this the rabbins assembled in great haste, and taking the beggar with them, they gave him the ring and the chain in which the great magical name was engraved, and led him to the palace. Aschmedai was sitting on the throne as the real Solomon entered ; but instantly he shrieked and flew away. Yet to his last day was Solomon afraid of the prince of dev- ils, and had his bed guarded by the valiant men of Israel, as is written in Cant, iii. 7, 8. Abraham's Strat- agem to Save Sarah. Abraham, so say the stories of the Talmud, was jealous of his wives, and built an en- chanted city for them. He built an iron city and put them in it. The walls were so high and dark the sun could not be seen in it. He gave them a bowl full of pearls and jew- els, which sent forth a light in this dark city equal to the sun. Noah, it seems, when in the ark had no other light than jewels and pearls. Abra- ham, in trav- elling to Egypt, brought with him a chest. At the custom-house the offi- cers exacted the duties. Abraham would have readily paid, but desired they would not open the chest. They first insisted on the duty for clothes, which Abraham consented to pay ; but then they BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 71 thought by his ready acquiescence that it might be gold. Abraham consents to pay for gold. They now suspected it might be silk. Abraham was willing to pay for silk, or more costly pearls ; and he generously consented to pay as if the chest contained the most valuable of things. It was then they resolved to open and examine the chest. And behold as soon as it was opened, that great lustre of human beauty broke out which made such a noise in the land of Egypt ; it was Sarah herself! The jealous Abraham, to conceal her beauty, had locked her up in this chest. The Four Wicked Judges of Sodom. Some of the stories ot the Talmud display con- siderable humor in their inventions, as in the fol- lowing account of the manners and morals of the infamous town of Sodom : There were in Sodom four judges, who were liars, and deriders of justice. When any one had Struck his neighbor's wife and caused her to mis- carry, these judges thus counselled the husband : "Give her to the offender, that he may get her with child for thee. ' ' When any one had cut oft an ear of his neighbor's ass, they said to the owner, ' ' L,et him have the ass till the ear is grown again, that it may be returned to thee as thou wishest. ' ' When any one had wounded his neighbor, they told the wounded man to ' ' give him a fee for letting him blood. ' ' A toll was ex- acted in passing a certain bridge ; but if any one chose to wade through the water, or walk round about to save it, he was condemned to a double toll. Eleasar, Abraham's servant, came thither, and they wounded him. When before the judge he was ordered to pay his fee for having his blood let, Eleazar flung a stone at the judge and wounded him ; on which the judge said to him, " What meaneth this ? " Eleasar replied, "Give him who wounded me the fee that is due to my- self for wounding thee. ' ' The people of this town had a bedstead, on which they laid travellers who asked to rest. If any one was too long for it, they cut off his legs ; and if he was shorter than the bedstead, they stretched him to its head and foot. When a beggar came to this town every one gave him a penny, on which was inscribed the donor's name ; but they would sell him no bread nor let him escape. When the beggar died from hunger, then they came about him, and each man took back his penny. These stories are curious inventions of keen mockery and malice, seasoned with humor. It is said some of the famous decisions of Sancho Panza are to be found in the Talmud. Some of the fancies in these Talmudic stories strongly resemble those of the Arabian Nights, as, for instance, the following accounts of certain large birds, a flock of fat geese, manna in the wilderness, and a judgment that came upon Titus for his blasphemy of the God of Israel : A certain bird was so large that when it spread its wings it blotted out the sun. An egg from another fell out of its nest, and the white thereof broke and glued about three hun- dred cedar- L rees and overflowed a village. One of them stands up to the lower joint of the leg in a river, and some mariners, imagining the water was not deep, were hasting to bathe, when a voice from heaven said, "Step not in there, for seven years ago a carpenter dropped his axe, and it hath not yet reached the bottom. ' ' ' 'A rabbin once saw in a desert a flock of geese so fat that their feathers fell off, and the rivers flowed in fat. Then said I to them, shall we have part of you in the other world when the Messiah shall come ? And one of them lifted up a wing, and another a leg, to signify these parts we should have. We should otherwise have had all parts of these geese ; but we Israelites shall be called to an account touching these fat geese, because their sufferings are owing to us. It is our iniquities that have delayed the coming of the Messiah, and these geese suffer greatly b}' reason of their exces- sive fat, which daily and daily increases, and will increase till the Messiah comes ! ' ' What the manna was which fell in the wilder- ness has often been disputed, and still is disput- able. It was sufficient for the rabbins to have found in the Bible that the taste of it was " as a wafer made with honey," to have raised their fancy to its highest pitch. They declare it was ' ' like oil to children, honey to old men, and cakes to mid- dle age. ' ' It had every kind of taste except that of cucumbers, melons, garlic, and onions, and leeks ; for these were those Egyptian roots which the Israelites so much regretted to have lost. This manna had, however, the quality to accom- modate itself to the palate of those who did not murmur in the wilderness, and to these it became fish, flesh or fowl. Their detestation of Titus, their great con- queror, appears by the following wild invention. THE OUEEN OF SHEBA. (From the Painting by Cooniaus THE BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 73 After having narrated certain things, too shameful to read, of a prince whom Josephus describes in far different colors, they tell us that on sea Titus tauntingly observed in a great storm that the God of the Jews was only powerful on the water, and that therefore he had succeeded in drowning Pha- raoh and Sisera. " Had he been strong he would have waged war with me in Jerusalem." On uttering this blasphemy a voice from heaven said, "Wicked man! I have a little creature in the world which shall wage war with thee ! ' ' When Titus landed, a gnat entered his nostrils, and for seven years together made holes in his brains. When his skull was opened the gnat was found as large as a pigeon ; the mouth of the gnat was of copper and the claws of iron. Solomon and the Queen of Sheba. We close these Talmudic stories with the following, about Solomon and the Queen of Sheba : The power of the monarch had spread his wis- dom to the remotest part of the known world. The Queen of Sheba, attracted by the splendor of his reputation, visited this poetical king at his own court ; there, one day to exercise the sagaci- ty of the monarch, Sheba presented herself at the throne ; in each hand she held a wreath ; the one was composed of natural, the other artificial flow- ers. Art, in the labor of the mimetic wreath, had exquisitely emulated the living hues of nature ; so that at the distance it was held by the queen for the inspection of the king, it was deemed im- possible for him to decide, as her question im- ported, which wreath was the production of na- ture, and which the work of art. The sagacious Solomon seemed perplexed ; yet to be vanquished, though in a trifle, by a woman, irritated his pride. The son of David, he who had written treatises on the vegetable productions ' ' from the cedar to the hyssop," to acknowledge himself outwitted by a woman, with shreds of paper and glazed paint- ings ! The honor of the monarch's reputation for divine sagacity seemed diminished, and the whole Jewish court looked solemn and melancholy. At length, an expedient presented itself to the king ; and it must be confessed worthy of the naturalist. Observing a cluster of bees hovering about a win- dow, he commanded that it should be opened ; it was opened ; the bees rushed into the court, and alighted immediately on one of the wreaths, while not a single one fixed on the other. The baffled Sheba had one more reason to be astonished at the wisdom of Solomon. TRIALS AND PROOFS OF GUILT IN SUPER- STITIOUS AGES. THE strange trials to which those suspected of guilt were put in the middle ages, con- ducted with many devout ceremonies, by the ministers of religion, were pronounced to be the judgments of God ! The ordeal consisted of vari- ous kinds ; walking blindfold amidst burning ploughshares ; passing through fires ; holding in the hand a red-hot bar ; and plunging the arm into boiling water ; the popular affirmation — ' ' I will put my hand into the fire to confirm this," ap- pears to be derived from this solemn custom of our rude ancestors. Challenging the accuser to single combat, when frequently the stoutest champion was allowed to supply their place ; swallowing a morsel of consecrated bread ; sink- ing or swimming in a river for witchcraft ; or weighing a witch ; stretching out the arms before the cross, till the champion soonest wearied dropped his arms, and lost his estate, which was decided by this very short chancery suit, called the indicium cruris. The bishop of Paris and the abbot of St. Denis disputed about the patronage of a monastery ; Pepin the Short, not being able to decide on their confused claims, decreed one of these judgments of God, that of the cross. The bishop and abbot each chose a man, and both the men appeared in the chapel, where they stretched out their arms in the form of a cross. The specta- tors, more devout than the mob of the present day, but still a mob, were piously attentive, but betted however, now for one man, now for the other, and critically watched the slightest motion of the arms. The bishop's man was first tired — he let his arm fall, and ruined his patron's cause forever ! Though sometimes these trials might be eluded by the artifice of the priest, numerous were the in- nocent victims who unquestionably suffered in these superstitious practices. In the tenth century the right of representation was not fixed ; it was a question, whether the sons of a son ought to be reckoned among the children of the family'; and succeed equally with their uncles, if their fathers happened to die while their grandfather survived. This point was de- cided by one of these combats. The champion in behalf of the right of children to represent 74 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND 7H3 SELF-CRUCIEIXION AS AN EVIDENCE OF INNOCENCE. their deceased father proved victorious. It was then estab- lished by a per- petual decree that they should henceforward share in the in- heritance, to- gether with their uncles. In the eleventh cen- tury the same mode was prac- tised to decide respecting two rival Liturgies f Two knights, clad in complete armor, were the critics to decide which was the authentic and true liturgy. If two neigh- bors disputed re- specti ug the boundaries o f their possessions, a piece of turf of the contested land was dug up by the judge and brought by him into the court, and the two par- ties touched it with the points of their swords, calling on God as a witness of their claims- after this the combat decided their rights ! In these times those who were accused of rob- bery were put to trial by a piece BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 75 of barley-bread, on which the mass had been said ; and if they could not swallow it they were declared guilty. This mode of trial was improved by adding to the bread a slice of cheese ; and such were their credulity and firm dependence on Heaven in these ridiculous trials, that they were very parti- cular in this holy bread and cheese, called the cbrsned. The bread was to be of unleavened barley, and the cheese made of ewe's milk in the month of May. Du Cange observes that the expression — ' ' May this piece of bread choke me!" comes from this if the slightest change was observable in the eyes, the mouth, the feet, or hands of the corpse, the murderer was conjectured to be present, and many innocent spectators must have suffered death ; "for when a body is full of blood, warmed by a sudden external heat and a putrefaction coming on, some of the blood-vessels will burst, as they will all in time." This practice was once allowed in England, and is still looked on in some of the uncivilized parts of those kingdoms as a detection of the criminal. It forms a rich picture in the imagination of our old writers ; and their histories SINGLE combat TO be decided by The judgment OF GOD. (A Manuscript of the Fifteenth Century.) custom. The anecdote of Earl Godwin's death by swallowing a piece of bread, in making this asseveration, is recorded in our history. If it be true, it was a singular misfortune. Amongst the proofs of guilt in superstitious ages was that of the bleeding of a corpse. If a person was murdered, it was believed that at the touch or approach of the murderer the blood gushed out of the body in various parts. By the side of the bier, and ballads are labored into pathos by dwelling on this phenomenon. Strange to say, this species of superstition was at one period admitted as evidence in the Scottish criminal courts. The following incredible instance was communicated to Sir Walter Scott, and is given in his " Minstrelsy of the Scottish Border :" " Two young men, going a fishing in the River Yarrow, fell out, and so high ran the quarrel that 76 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE BEAUTIFUL. the one in a passion stabbed the other to the heart. Astounded at the rash act, he hesitated whether to fly, give himself up to justice, or conceal the crime ; and in the end, fixed on the latter expe- dient, burying the body of his friend very deep in the sands. As the meeting had been acciden- tal, he was never suspected, although a visible change was observed in his behavior, from gayety to a settled melancholy. Time passed on for the space of fifty years, when a smith, fishing near the same place discovered an uncommon and curi- ous bone, which he put in his pocket, and after- wards showed to some people in his smithy. The murderer being present, now an old white-headed man, leaning on his staff, desired a sight of the little bone ; but how horrible was the issue ! — no sooner had he touched it, than it streamed with purple blood. Being told where it was found, he confessed the crime, was condemned, but was pre- vented by death from suffering the punishment due to his crime." We need only add, that no evidence is given of the truth of this improbable tale, and it is utterly unworthy of belief. blood-caked knife in his hand. The lions were disembowelled. Ever after, Silverheels was known as tne bravest of the brave, for he told no one that the lions were dead (through fright) before he butchered them. HOW AN INDIAN COWARD WON A REPUTA- TION FOR BRAVERY. O ILYERHEELS was known all through the V^ Land of Flowers as the greatest coward in the Seminole tribe. He was condemned by even the meanest squaw in the Everglades. Osceola, being the bravest warrior in the Indian Nation, was the onty one that thought of, and looked upon him with pity unmixed with con- tempt. In spite of the youth and great beauty in face and form of Silverheels, there was no woman in the tribe who cared to call him husband. He was a man apart. Now and then Osceola would speak kindl}' to him, and try to make redder his heart by courageable words, for Osceola knew that Silverheels could no more help being a coward than Osceola could help being the daunt- less man he was. One night the tropical sky split into fragments, and through the rents in heaven fell forks, lances and sheets of lightning, cataracts of rain, and all of the million thunder- bolts from gigantic Jove's armory. The storm raged all night. In the morning the dilapidated tribe looked upon a dilapidated village and forest, and upon Silverheels lying near two enormous mountain lions bathed in blood, with a lone: SINGULAR FACTS ABOUT THE COMPUTATION OF TIME. THE extra day given to the month of February every four years, except the centennial years of time, and to these if they are divisible by 400, dates back to the time of Julius Caesar, who first noticed that twelve lunar months were not quite enough to constitute a solar year, while thirteen were too many. Julius also noted the fact that 365 days were not enough for the year, and that 366 exceeded what the calendar called for. Caesar corrected this error b)- constituting every fourth year to consist of 366 days, and the others of 365 each ; the long or leap year was always known to be an exact multiple of four. This calendar was called the Julian, and the mode of reckoning "old style." This was quite an improvement on the old } r ear, as it got within eleven minutes of the real period. When Gregory became Pope in the sixteenth century it was found that the simple error of eleven minutes each year had put time ahead ten whole days and nights in the comparatively short period of sixteen centu- ries. In order to get rid of this error, Gregory had ten days taken out of October, reckoning the 5th as the 15th. Still, there was that eleven minutes overplus. To get rid of this it was agreed that there should be no February 29th in centennial years unless the year is divisible by 400. According to this plan everything is so evenly poised that there will not be an error of one whole day until the time wdien you begin to date your letters 5448. NAPOLEON AT THE BATTLE OF EYLAU. y*HE battle of Eylau was fought February 7th W and 8th, 1S07, between the French under Napoleon, and the combined Russian and Prussian armies. The French had 85,000 men and 350 cannons, while the opposing armies were 75,000 strong and 460 guns. Nearly 40,000 were killed and wounded, and both sides claimed the victory. During a critical period of the battle, Napoleon was about to be made prisoner, but THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE saved himself by his presence of mind and the heroism of his bodyguard of ioo men. The following account of this great battle is from Guizot's " History of France :" ' ' Long before the dawn of a slowly breaking and cloudy day, Napoleon was already in the streets, establishing his guard in the cemetery of Eylau, and ordering his line of battle. The for- midable artillery of the Russians covered their two hues ; presently the shells fired the town of Eylau and the village of Rothenen, which pro- tected a division of Marshal Soult. The two armies remained immovable in a rain of cannon balls. The Russians were the first to move for- ward, in order to attack the mill of Eylau ; ' they were impatient at suffering so much,' says the fifty-eighth bulletin of the grand army. Nearly at the same moment the corps of Marshal Davout arrived ; the Emperor had him supported by Marshal Augereau. The snow fell in thick masses, obscuring the view of the soldiers ; the troops of Augereau turned swiftly to the left, decimated by the Russian artillery. The Marshal himself, already ill before the battle, was struck by a ball. The officers were nearly all wounded. The Emperor called Murat : ' Wilt thou let us be annihilated by these people ?' The cavalry shot immediately in advance ; only the imperial guard remained massed round Napoleon. "In a moment Murat had routed the Russian centre, but already the battalions were reforming. Marshal Soult defended with difficulty the posi- tions of Eylau ; Davout maintained a furious struggle against the left wing of the Russians ; the Prussians, preceding by one hour Marshal Ney, who had been pursuing them for several days, made [their appearance on the battle-field. The dead and dying formed round the Emperor a ghastly rampart ; gloom}' and calm he contem- plated the attack of the Prussians and Russians united, in great numbers, and pressing upon Mar- shal Davout. The latter glanced along the ranks of his troops : ' The cowards will go to die in Sibe- ria,' said he, 'the brave will die here like men of honor. ' The effort of the enemy died out against the heroic resistance of the French divisions, who maintained their positions. " Night was falling : the carnage was horrible. In spite of the serious advantage of the French troops, General Benningsen was preparing to at- tempt a new assault, when he learned the ap- proach of Marshal Ney, who was debouching to- wards Althof. The bad weather and the distance retarded the effects of the combinations of the em- peror. He had caused much blood to be spilt : victory, however, remained with him ; the Rus- sians and the Prussians were decidedly beating a retreat. The French remained masters of this most sanguinary battle-field, destitute of provi- sions, without shelter, in the wet and cold. Marshal Ney, who had taken no part in the action, to which, however, he assured success, surveyed the plain, covered with corpses and inundated with blood. ' ' He turned away from the hideous specta- cle," says M. de Fezensac, "crying, 'What a massacre, and without result ! ' " The Russians had retreated behind the Pregel to cover Konigs- berg. Napoleon re-entered his cantonments. He established his headquarters at a little town of Osterode, directing from this advanced post the works of defence on the Vistula and Passarge, at the same time as the preparations for the siege of Dantzig. On arriving there he wrote to King Joseph : ' ' Staff-officers, colonels, officers, have not undressed for two months, and a few of them not for four ; have myself been fifteen days with- out taking off my boots. We are in the midst of snow and mud, without wine, without brandy, without bread, eating potatoes and meat, making long marches and countermarches, without any- thing to sweeten existence, and fighting at bayo- net-point and under showers of grape-shot, the wounded very often obliged to be removed on a sledge for fifty leagues in the open air. After hav- ing destroyed the Prussian monarch}-, we are making war against the remnants of Prussia, against the Russians, the Calmucs, the Cossacks, and the peoples of the north who formerly invaded the Roman Empire ; we are making war in all its energy and all its horror." Such vigorous lan- guage was not permitted to all. ' ' The gloomy pictures that we have drawn of our situation," wrote Napoleon to Fouche on April 13th, " have for authors a few gossips of Paris, who are simply blockheads. Never has the position of France been grander or finer. As to Eylau, I have said and resaid, that the bulletin exaggerated the loss ; and, for a great battle, what are 2000 men slaii? There were none of the battles of Louis XIV. or Louis the XV. which did not cost more. When BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 79 I led back my army to France and across the Rhine, it will be seen that there are not many wanting at the roll-call." THE IRON MASK. THE " Man in the Iron Mask" is one of the insolvable mysteries of history. Voltaire first gave shape to the story of the mask, and since that time numerous attempts have been made to establish the identity of the unfortunate prisoner, but invariably without suc- cess. The facts established by history are as follows : "On Thurs- day, Septem- ber 18, 1698, a mysterious prisoner was committed to the Bastile, in Paris, having been brought thither from the Island of St. Marguer- ite, by Saint- Mars, who in that year ex- changed the governorship of the state prison in that place for that of the Bastile. The prisoner was carried in a close litter, which pre- ceded that of the governor, and was accompanied by a mounted guard. His face was covered with a black velvet mask, fastened with steel springs, which he was forbidden to remove on pain of in- stant death . He was confined in one of the dun- geons of the Bastile, a place of horrors, and fit only for the breeding of vermin and poisonous va- pors. These dungeons were located in the towers, the walls of which, at the base, were from thirty to forty feet in thickness. Each cell had an aper- ture in the wall, defended by iron gratings, the bars of which were an inch thick, and so arranged that only two inches of space were left unob- structed. The dungeons were nineteen feet below the level of the court-yard, and five below that of Ml v ''■•■' 1181 VWmBt THE MAN IN THE IRON MASK. the ditch surrounding the walls of the Bastile, with no opening to admit air and light except the grated window just described, which opened not into the sunlight and pure air of the outside world, but into the poisonous and filthy ditch. In such a place as this the unfortunate prisoner remained for a little over five years, when death came to his relief, November 19, 1703. During the time of 80 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE his imprisonment he was not allowed to speak to any one except the governor, who watched him with a jealous care and always kept a pair of loaded pistols within reach to destroy him in case he made an effort to reveal himself. The governor attended him at his meals and his toilet, and per- sonally removed and examined the linen which he had worn, lest he might make known his secret by means of some mark upon it. At mass he was forbidden to speak or remove his mask, the guards who attended him with loaded muskets having strict orders to shoot him instantly if he made the attempt. After his death he was buried in the cemetery of St. Paul, and everything which he had used or worn was burned. This incident oc- curred dining the reign of Eouis XIV. Numer- ous theories have been advanced as to the identity of the mysterious prisoner, but no satisfactory so- lution has ever been reached. He was doubtless some influential person, possessed of a dangerous state secret, which the king and his advisers thought best to bury with him in the living tomb of the Bastile." ANECDOTES OF SOME GREAT MEN AND THEIR AMANUENSES. IT is said of Julius Cresar that, while writing a dispatch he could, at the same time, dictate four others to his secretaries, and, if he did not write himself, could dictate seven letters at once. The same thing is asserted of the Emperor Napoleon, who had a wonderful capacity of direct- ing his whole mental energy to whatever came be- fore him. At Marengo, whilst Napoleon reconnoitred the enemy's movements, and gave his orders in writ- ing, a cannon-ball struck the officer to whom he was dictating, and threw him mutilated on the ground. Napoleon ordered another secretary — he came. At the moment when Napoleon re- sumed his dispatch, the wounded man raised himself. "General!" said he, in a dying voice — "General — we stopped there." And he re- peated the last words that Napoleon had dictated. Marshal Junot was originally a private soldier, and, being a good penman, he was frequently em- ployed in the writing of dispatches. On one oc- casion he was ordered to write a letter at the dic- tation of an officer. Junot was seated in an ex- posed situation, and, just as he had finished the letter, a shell burst, and ahnost buried this intrepid soldier with earth. "In very good time," ex- claimed Junot ; ' ' we wanted some sand ! ' ' The officer was Napoleon, aud this circumstance oc- casioned Junot's advancement. Goldsmith's Failure at Dictating. A voluminous author was one day expatiating on the advantages of employing an amanuensis, and thus saving the time and trouble of writing. "How do you manage it," said Goldsmith. "Why, I walk about the room and dictate to a clever man, who puts down very correctly all that I tell him, so that I have nothing to do, more than just look over the manuscript, and then send it to the press." Goldsmith was delighted with the plan, for his love of labor was not one of his dis- tinguishing characteristics, and he desired his friend to send the amanuensis to him the next morning. The scribe accordingly waited upon the author with his implements of pens, ink and paper, placed in order before him, ready to catch the oracle. Goldsmith paced the room with great solemnity for some time, but his thoughts refused to flow, and finally, putting his hand in his pocket, and presenting the man with a guinea, he said, "It won't do, my friend; I find that my head aud my hand must go together." INTERESTING INFORMATION ABOUT THE ALPHABETS OF DIFFERENT LANGUAGES. THE invention of the first alphabet is attributed to Cadmus, a mythical king of Thebes, son of Agenor, king of Phoenicia, who is said to have introduced into Hellas the sixteen simple letters of the Greek alphabet. The history of Cadmus and his accomplishments is so interwoven with fiction that it is difficult to arrive at the truth, but enough is known to entitle him to the credit of being an earnest aud successful patron and promoter of learning and the arts as they ex- isted in his time. He left his native country, so the legends run, in search of his sister, Europa, who had been car- ried off by Jupiter. On making inquiry of the Delphic Oracle as to what state he should choose for settlement, he was advised to follow a heifer, which would meet him. He found the heifer in Phocis, and followed her into Boeotia, where she sank into the ground on a spot which Cadmus called Cadmea, and upon which the citadel of Thebes was afterward built. He sent some of his company to draw water from the sacred well of BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 81 Mars, which was guarded by a dragon that slew the intruders. Cadmus slew the dragon in turn, and was directed by the goddess Minerva to sow the monster's teeth. Upon obeying this injunction a host of armed men sprang from the ground who were called the Sparti, or the Sown. These were about to turn upon Cadmus, but he threw a stone among them, and in the fight which ensued he slew all except five. These he forced into sub- ventor of the Greek alphabet, as it is given in the leading encyclopedias. We think it will be equally as entertaining and far more instructive to read the romantic, but true, history of an American Cadmus, as given in the following sketch : The Inventor of the Cherokee Alphabet. The invention of the Cherokee alphabet is one of the most remarkable events in the history THE DRAGON OF ANCIENT FABi.ES. jection to him, and they aided him in building a new city, which he called Thebes. To recom- pense him for his perils the gods gave him Har- monia, the daughter of Mars and Venus, for a wife. He subsequently became king of the En- chelians, carried on a war against the Illyrians, and had a son called Illyrius ; finally he and his wife were changed into serpents and removed to Ely- sium. And so ends the fanciful history of the in- of the aborigines. The best account we have seen of it is by Samuel L,. Knapp, who became ac- quainted with See-qua-yah, its author, in 1828. The English name of this celebrated Indian was George Guess. He is said to have been a half- breed ; but whether he was so or not, he never as- sociated with the whites, or spoke any language but that of the Cherokees. Prompted by his own curiosity, and urged by several literary friends, 82 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE BEAUTIFUL. Mr. Knapp applied to See-quah-yah, through the medium of two interpreters, to relate to him, as minutely as possible, the mental operations, and all the facts, in his discovery. The substance of his communications to Mr. Knapp was as follows : " That he, See-quah-yah, was now about sixty- five years old ; that in early life lie was gay and talkative ; and although he never attempted to speak in council but once, yet was often, from the strength of his memory, his easy colloquial powers, and ready command of his vernacular, story-teller of the convivial party. His reputation for talents •of every kind gave him some distinction when he was quite young, so long ago as St. Clair's defeat. In this campaign, or some one that soon followed it, a letter was found on the person of a prisoner, which was wrongly read by him to the Indians. In some of their deliberations on this subject, the question arose among them, whether this rnj-steri- ous power of the talking leaf was the gift of the Great Spirit to the white man, or a discovery of the white man himself? Most of his compan- ions were of the former opinion, while he as Strenuously maintained the latter. This frequent- ly became a subject of contemplation with him af- terwards, as well as many other tilings which he knew, or had heard, that the white men could do ; .but he never sat down seriously to reflect on the subject until a swelling on his knee confined him to his cabin, and which at length made him a cripple for life, by shortening the diseased leg. Deprived of the excitements of war and the plea- sures of the chase, in the long nights of his confinement, his mind was again directed to the mystery of the power of speaking by letters — the very name of which, of course, was not to be found in his language. From the cries of the wild beasts, from the talents of the mocking bird, from the voices of his children and his compan- ions, he knew that feelings and passions were con- veyed by different sounds from one intelligent being to another. The thought struck him to try to ascertain all the sounds in the Cherokee lan- guage. His own ear was not remarkably discrimi- nating, and he called to his aid the more acute ears of his wife and children. He found great as- sistance from them. When he thought that he had distinguished all the different sounds in their language, he attempted to use pictorial signs, images of birds and beasts, to convey these sounds to others, or to mark them in his own mind. He soon dropped this method, as difficult or impossible, and tried arbitrary signs, without any regard to appearances, except such as might assist him in recollecting them, and distin- guishing them from each other. At first these signs were very numerous ; and when he got so far as to think his invention was nearly accom- plished, he had about two hundred characters in his alphabet. By the aid of his daughter, who seemed to enter into the genius of his labors, he reduced them, at last, to eighty-six, the number he now used. He then undertook to make these characters more comely to the eye, and succeeded. As yet he had not the knowledge of the pen as an instrument, but made his letters on a piece of bark, with a knife or nail. At this time he sent to the Indian agent, or some trader in the nation, for paper and pen. His ink was easily made from some of the bark of the forest trees, whose color- ing properties he had previously known ; and after seeing the construction of the pen, he soon learned to make one ; but at first he made it without a slit ; this inconvenience was, however, quickly re- moved by his sagacity. His next difficulty was to make his invention known to his countrymen ; for by this time he had become so abstracted from his tribe and their usual pursuits, that he was viewed with an eye of suspicion. His former companions passed his wigwam without entering it, and mentioned his name as one who was prac- tising improper spells for notoriety or mischievous purposes ; and he seemed to think that he should have been hardly dealt with, if his docile and un- ambitious disposition had not been so generally acknowledged by his tribe. At length he summoned some of the most dis- tinguished of his nation, in order to make his communication to them ; and after giving them the best explanation of his principle that he could, stripping it of all supernatural influence, he pro- ceeded to demonstrate to them, in good earnest, that he had made a discovery. His daughter, who was now his only pupil, was ordered to go out of hearing, while he requested his friends to name a word or sentiment, which he put down, and then she was called in and read it to them ; then the father retired, and the daughter wrote. The Indians were wonder-struck, but not entirely satisfied. See-quah-yah then proposed that the tribe should select several youths from among (83) 34 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE their cleverest young men, that he might commu- nicate the mystery to them. This was at length agreed to, although there was some lurking suspi- cion of necromancy in the whole business. John Maw, with several others, was selected for this pur- pose. The tribes watched them for several months with anxiety ; and when they offered themselves for examination, the feelings of all were wrought up to the highest pitch. The youths were separated from their master, and from each other, and watched with the greatest care. The uninitiated directed what the master and pupil should write to each other, and these tests were varied in such a manner, as not only to destroy their infidelity, but most firmly to fix their faith. The Indians, on this, ordered a great feast, and made See- quah-yah conspicuous at it. How nearly is man alike in even- age ! Pythagoras did the same on the discovers- of an important principle in geometry. See-quah-yah became at once school- master, professor, philosopher, and a chief. His countrymen were proud of his talents, and held him in reverence as one favored by the Great Spirit. The government of the United States had a font of types cast for his alphabet and a newspaper, printed partly in the Cherokee lan- guage, and partly in the English, was soon es- tablished at New Echota, characterized by de- cency and good sense ; and many of the Chero- kees were able ere long to read both languages. Number of Letters in Different Alphabets. The Sandwich Island alphabet has twelve let- ters ; the Burmese, nineteen ; the Italian, twen- ty ; the Bengalese, twenty-one ; the Hebrew, Syriac, Chaldee, Samaritan and Eatin, twenty- two each ; the French twenty-three ; the Greek, twenty-four ; the German and Dutch, twenty- six each ; the Spanish and Slavonic twenty- seven each ; the Arabic twenty-eight ; the Per- sian and Coptic, thirty-two ; the Georgian, thir- ty-five ; the Armenian, thirty-eight ; the Russian, forty-one ; the Muscovite, forty-three ; the San- scrit and Japanese, fifty ; the Ethiopic and Tar- tarian, two hundred and two. Defect in the Russian Alphabet. The Church of St. Alexander Nevskoi, at St. Petersburg, is named after the canonized Grand Duke Alexander, whose remains were brought there in a silver coffin. It was in this same church, Kohl, the traveller, was told by a guide, pointing to a corner of the building, " There lies a Cannibal '/" The inscription announced it to be the Russian general, Hannibal, but as the Russians have no H, they change that letter into K ; and hence the extraordinary and not very flattering misnomer given to the deceased warrior. IVAN, THE TERRIBLE. CHIS ruler ascended the throne of Russia in 1533. He was the first monarch of that nation who assumed the official title of Czar, which means king or lord, and is supposed to be a corruption of the Eatin Caesar. Ivan was one of the greatest rulers that Russia ever had, but his cruel and sanguinary disposition overbalanced his other qualities, and obtained for him the surname of the Terrible. He encouraged commerce and the arts, concluded commercial treaties with England, called many foreigners, especially Germans and English, into his domin- ions, and in 1569 established the first printing office in Russia, at Moscow. In 1570 he put more than sixty thousand men to death in the city of Novgorod, adding the most exquisite tortures to this terrible and unprovoked slaughter, his only excuse being his hatred of the people of that city on account of their love of freedom. Similar scenes, though not on so large a scale, were en- acted, by his directions, in Moscow and other cities. Finally, struck with remorse for his terrible crimes, and being thoroughly imbued with the supersti- tious feelings of his age, he decided to abdicate and retire into a convent, but died in agony and terror before he could put his design into execu- tion. The illustration represents his last moments in the midst of his family and the officers of his body-guard. THE CID. CHE designation el Seid, corrupted in Spanish to Cid, was applied to the Spanish hero, Roderigo Diaz, by the Moors, in acknowl- edgment of his prowess and daring in battle. He was born at the castle of Bivar, near Burgos, about 1040, and died at Valencia, which he had captured from the Moors five years previously, in 1099. His life was spent in combats with the Moors, to whom he became a terror on account of his constant success. Even after his death it is BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 85 asserted that his corpse, clad in armor, and seated upon his war-horse, was led at the head of his ann>', inspiring his own people with courage and striking terror into the hearts of his enemies. His wife fought by his side in many of his battles, and remained in possession of Valencia for three years after his death, when she was forced to fly to Cas- tile, where she died in 1104. They had two daughters and one son killed in battle with the THF MACE AND MALLET IN BATTLE. DURING the da}'s of chivalry the mace was re- garded as the kingly weapon. It was an im- provement upon the more ancient and more barbarous war-club, and in the hands of one who knew how to use it, was an exceedingly dangerous and effective weapon. It was frequently armed with sharp steel barbs, from one to two inches in length, and capable of penetrating the stoutest Tim BODY OF THE CID SEATED UPON HIS WAR-HORSE. Moors, from which fact it appears that the courage and determination of the parents were inherited by their children. So much fiction is mingled with the actual achievements of the Cid that it is impossible to separate the real from the imaginary. In the popular mind he was the pattern of a Chris- tian warrior, invincible in battle and unblemished in character. armor. The appearance and manner of using the mace are shown in a number of illustrations in this volume. The mallet was also a favorite weapon, and is often referred to by ancient historians. One of the warriors in the accompanying illustration is armed with this weapon. It was made of bronze or iron, and of sufficient weight to crush through 86 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE the stoutest an>»or. The mallet appears to have been an improvement upon the more ancient stone axe or hatchet. There is an ancient ecclesiastical maxim to the effect that " the Church knows not blood," and Bayle the historian informs us that during the days of the inquisition, heretics were punished by fire because in burning a man they did not shed his blood ! For a similar reason Christian warriors of that era preferred the mace and mallet to other burned by the Duke of Bedfr rd, ad that she escaped and lived many years afterward. The legend is not noticed by any of the historians, though some have mentioned that after her death an impostor arose, claiming to be the real Joan of Arc, that she was married to a French gentleman, and became the mother of several children. It is at least pleasant to believe in the possibility of this story, as a relief from the horrors of the death by torture to which she was subjected. r HORSEMAN ARMED WITH BATTLE-MALLET weapo s, because in dispatching their antagonists they d ; 1 not spill their blood, but only broke their bones. Matilda, Queen of William the Conqueror, wove a famou ; tapestry picture of Eishop Otto, in whic i he is represented as being armed with a mace, because his priestly office made it improper for him to use a weapon that woidd draw blood. LEGEND OF THE ESCAPE OF JOAN OF ARC. THERE is a legend to the effect that a bundle of fagots was substituted for the Maid of Orleans, when she was supposed to ha- T e been HARDSHIPS OF DE- THRONED MON- ARCHS. N Candide or the Optimist, there is an admirable stroke of Voltaire's. Eight trav- ellers meet in an ob- scure inn, and some of them with not sufficient money to pay for a scurv}- dinner. In the course of conversation, they are discovered to be eight monarchs in Europe, who had been deprived of their crowns ! What added to this exquisite satire was, that there were eight living monarchs at thai moment wanderer; on the earth. Adelaide, the widow of Lothario, King of Italy, one of the most beautiful women in her age, was besieged in Pavia by Berenger, who re- solved to constrain her to mam- his son after Pavia should be taken ; she escaped from her prison with her almoner. The archbishop of Reggie had offered her an asylum : to reach it, she and her almoner travelled on foot through the country by night, concealing herself in the daytime among the corn, while the almoner begged for alms and food through the villages. The Emperor Henry IV., after having been de- posed and imprisoned by his son, Henry V., escaped from prison ; poor, vagrant, and without BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 87 aid, he entreated the bishop of Spires to grant him a lay prebend in his church. " I have studied," said he, "and have learned to sing, and may there- fore be of some service to you." The request was denied, and he died miserably and obscurely at Liege, after having drawn the attention of Europe to his victories and his gran- deur. Mary of Me- dicis, the wid- ow of Henry the Great, mo- ther of Louis XIII., mother- in-law of three sovereigns, and regent of France, fre- quently wanted the necessaries of life, and died at Cologne in the utmost misery. The intriguer Rich- elieu compelled her to exile her- self, and live an unhappy fugi- tive. Lilly, the as- trologer, in his Life and Death jf Charles the First, thus de- scribes the un- fortunate con- dition of the old queen mo- ther of France : " In the month of August, 1641, I beheld the old queen mother of France departing from London, in company of Thomas, Earl of Arundel. A sad spectacle of mortality it was, and produced tears from mine eyes and many other beholders, to see an aged, lean, decrepit, poor queen ready for her grave, necessitated to depart hence, having no place of residence in this world left her, but where the courtesy of her hard fortune assigned it. She had been the only stately and magnifi- cent woman of Europe : wife to the greatest king MAMELUKE S0LD1EK MIMED WITH LONG MACE AND PISTOL. that ever liven in France ; mother unto one king' and unto two queens." Hume relates the following incident of royal distress : He informs us that the queen of Eng- land, with her son Charles, had a moderate pen- sion assigned her ; but it was so ill paid, and he* 88 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE credit ran so low, that one morning when the Car- dinal de Retz waited on her, she informed him that her daughter, the princess Henrietta, was obliged to lie a-bed for want of a fire to warm her. To such a condition was reduced, in the midst of Paris, a queen of England, and daughter of Henry IV. of France ! We find another proof of her ex- cessive poverty. Salmasius, after publishing his celebrated political book, in favor of Charles II., the Defcnsio Regia, was much blamed by a friend for not having sent a copy to the widowed queen of Charles, who, he writes, though poor, would 3 T et have paid the bearer ! A strange anecdote is related of Charles VII. of France. Henry V. of England had shrunk his kingdom into the town of Bourges. It is said that having told a shoemaker after he had just tried a p\ir of his boots, that he had no money to pay for them, Crispin had such callous feelings that he re fused his majesty the boots ! " It is for this reason," says Comities, "I praise those princes who are on good terms with the lowest of their people ; for they know not at what hour they may want them." into ! The loyal soldier was brought to trial, and as it was impossible to deny that he had entered her apartment, the judges condemned him to die ! The Spanish Princes, however, condescended in consideration of the circumstance to pardon the soldier, and very benevolently saved his life ! SPANISH ROYAL ETIQUETTE. PHILIP THE THIRD was gravely seated by the fireside ; the fire-maker of the court had kindled so great a quantity of wood, that the monarch was nearly suffocated with heat, and his grandeur would not suffer him to rise from the chair ; the domestics could not presume to enter the apartment, because it was against the etiquette. At length the Marquis de Pota appeared, and the king ordered him to damp the fires : but he ex- cused himself ; alleging that he was forbidden by the etiquette to perform such a function, for which the Duke d'Usseda ought to be called upon, as it was his business. The duke was gone out ; the fire burnt fiercer ; and the king endured it, rather than derogate from his dignity. But his blood was heated to such a degree that an erysipelas of the head appeared the next day, which, succeeded by a violent fever, carried him off in 162 1, in the twenty-fourth year of his age. The palace was once on fire ; a soldier, who knew the king's sister was in her apartment, and must inevitably have been consumed in a few mo- ments by the flames, at the risk of his life rushed in, and brought her highness safe out in his arms : but the Spanish etiquette was here woefully broken ANCIENT FASHIONS. CHE hair has in all ages been an endless topic of the declamation of the moralist, and the favorite object of fashion. If the beau monde wore their hair luxuriant, or the wig enormous, the preachers, as in Charles the Second's reigu, instantly were seen in the pulpit with their hair cut shorter, and their sermon longer, in conse- quence ; respect was however paid by the world to the size of the wig, in spite of the hair-cutter in the pulpit. In the reign of Charles II. the hair-dress of the ladies was very elaborate ; it was not only curled and frizzed with the nicest art, but set off with certain artificial curls, then too emphatically known by the pathetic term of heart-breakers and love- locks. So late as William and Marj-, lads and even children, wore wigs ; and if they had not wigs, they curled their hair to re- semble this fashionable ornament. Women then were the hair-dressers. It is observed by the lively Vigneul de Marville that there are flagrant follies in fashion which must be endured while they reign, and which never appear ridiculous till they are out of fash ion. In the reign of Henry III. of France, thej could not exist without an abundant use of com- fits. All the world, the grave and the gay, carried in their pocket a comfit-box as we do snuff-boxes. The} - used them even on the most solemn occasions ; when the Duke of Guise was shot at Blois, he was found with his comfit-box in his hand. Fashions indeed have been carried to so extravagant a length as to have become a public offence, and to have required the interfer- ence of government. Short and tight breeches were so much the rage in France, that Charles V. was compelled to banish this digusting mode by edicts which may be found in Mezeray. An Italian author of the fifteenth century supposes an Italian traveller of nice modesty would not pass through France, that he might not be offended by seeing men whose clothes rather exposed nakedness than hid it. It is curious that the very same fashion was the complaint in the re- BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 89 moter period of Chaucer, in his "Parson's Tales." In the reign of Elizabeth the reverse of all this took place ; then the mode of enormous breeches was pushed to a most laughable excess. The beaus of that day stuffed out their breeches with rags, feathers, and other light matters, till they brought them out to a most enormous size. They re- sembled wool-sacks, and in a public spectacle, they were obliged to raise scaf- folds for the seats of those ponderous beaus. To ac- cord with this fantastical taste the ladies invented large hoop farthingales. Two lovers aside could surely never have taken one another by the hand. In a preceding reign the fashion ran on square-toes ; insomuch that a proclama- tion was issued that no person should wear shoes above six inches square at the toes ! Then succeeded picket-pointed shoes ! The nation was again, in the reign of Elizabeth, put un- der the royal authority. " In that time," says hon- est John Stowe, "he was held the greatest gallant that had the deepest ruffe and longest rapier ; the of- ence to the eye of the one and hurt unto the life of the subject that come by the other ; this caused her Majesty to make procla- mation against them both, and to place selected grave citizens at every gate to cut off the ruffes, and break the rapier points of all passengers that exceeded a yeard in length of their rapiers, and a nayle of a yeard in depth of their ruffes. ' ' These " grave citizens," at every gate cutting the ruffes and breaking the rapiers, must doubtless have en- countered in their ludicrous employment some Stubborn opposition ; but this regulation was, in the spirit of that age, despotic and effectual. Peter the Great, Emperor of Russia, ordered the soldiers to stop every passenger who wore pantaloons, and with their hangers to cut off, upon the leg, the of- fending part of these superfluous breeches ; so that a man's legs depended greatly on the adoitness FRENCH COSTUMES DURING A PORTION OF THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY. and humanity of a Russ or a Cossack ; however this war against pantaloons was very successful, and obtained a complete triumph in favor of the breeches in the course of the week. A shameful extravagance in dress has been a most venerable folly. In the reign of Richard II. their dress was sumptuous beyond belief. Sir John Arundel had a change of no less than fifty-' wo new suits of cloth of gold tissue. The pre* tes 90 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE Indulged in all the ostentatious luxury of dress. Chancer says the}- had ' ' chaunge of clothing everie daie." Brantome records of Elizabeth, Queeeof Philip II., of Spain, that she never wore QUEEN ELIZABETH IN FIXL COSTUME i gown twice ; this told of him by her Majesty's »wn iaillcur, who from a poor man soon became as dch as any one he knew. Elizabeth of England, left no less than three thousand different habits in her wardrobe at the time of her death. The toilet of Elizabeth was indeed an altar of devotion, of which she was the idol, and all her ministers were her votaries ; it was the reign of coquetry, and the golden age of milli- nery ! But of grace and ele- gance, they had not the slight- est feeling ! There is a print by Vertue, of Queen Eliza- beth going in a procession to Lord Hunsdon. This proces- sion is led by Eady Hunsdon, who no doubt was the leader likewise of the fashions ; but it is impossible, with our ideas of grace and comfort, not to commiserate this unfortunate lad}-, whose standing-up wire ruff, rising above her head ; whose stays or bodice, so long- waisted as to reach to her knees, and the circumference of her large hoop farthingale, which seems to enclose her in a capacious tub, mark her out as one of the most pitiable martyrs of ancient modes. Stow T e, the historian, p,ives the following account of some singular customs that prcv . iled in Queen Elizabeth's time : ' ' In the second year of Queen Elizabeth, 1560, her silk woman, Mistris Mountague, presented her majestie for a new yeere's gift a paire of black silk knit stockins, the which, after a few days' wearing, pleased her highness so well, that she sent for Mistris Moun- tague, and asked her where she had them, and if she could help her to any more, who an- swered, ' I made them very carefully of purpose only for your majestie, and seeing these please you so w T ell, I will presently set more in hand.' 'Do so (quoth the queene), for indeed I like silk stockins so well, because they are BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 91 pleasant, fine, and delicate, that henceforth I will wear no more cloth stockins ' — and from that time unto her death the queene never wore any more cloth hose, but only silke stockins ; for you shall understand that King Henry the Eight did weare onely cloth hose, or hose cut out of ell-broade taffaty, or that by great chance there came a pair of Spanish silke stockins from Spain. King Ed- ward the Sixte had a payre of long Spanish silke stockins sent him for a great present. Duke's daughters then wore gowns of satten of Bridges (Bruges) upon solemn dayes. Cushens, and window pil- lows of velvet and damaske, formerly only princely fur- niture, now be very plenteous in most citi- zens' houses. " Milloners or haberdash- ers had not then any gloves imbroy- dered, or trim- med with gold, or silke ; nei- ther gold nor embroydered girdles and hangers, nei- ther could they make any costly wash or perfume, until about the fifteenth yeere of the queene, the Right Honourable Ed- ward de Vere, Earl of Oxford, came from Italy, and brought with him gloves, sweete bagges, a perfumed leather jerkin, and other pleasant things ; and that yeere the queene had a pair of per- fumed gloves trimmed onely with four tuffes, or roses of coloured silk. The queene tooke such pleasure in those gloves, that she was pictured with them upon her handes, and for many years after, it was called 'The Earl of Oxford's per- fume.' " The fashion of starching linen was first intro- duced into England during Elizabeth's time, the event being thus described by the same historian whom we have quoted above : "In the year 1564, Mistris Dinghen Van den Plasse, borne at Tsenen in Flaunders, daughter to a worshipful knight of that province, with her husband came to London for their better safeties, and there professed herselfe a starcher, wherein she excelled, unto whom her owne nation pre- sently repaired, and payed her very liberally for her worke. Some very few of the best and most curious wives of that time, observing the neatness COSTUMES OF THE ENGLISH NOBILITY OF THE FOURTEENTH CENTURY. — ancient engraving.) Accurate copy of in and delicacy of the Dutch for whiteness and fine wearing of linen, made them cambricke ruffes, and sent them to Mistris Dinghen to starche, and after awhile they made them ruffes of lawn, which was at that time a stuff most strange, and won- derful, and thereupon arose a general scoffe or by- word, that shortly they would make ruffes of a spider's web ; and then they began to send their daughters and nearest kinswomen to Mistris Dinghen to learne how to starche ; her usuall price was at that time, foure or five pound, to teach them how to starche, and twenty shillings- how to seeth starche. ' ' The reign of Charles II. was the dominion of U2 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE Frencu fashions. In some respects the taste was a little lighter, but the moral effect of dress, and which jo doubt it has, was much worse. The dress of the French queen was very inflamma- tory' ; and the nudity of the beauties of the por- trait painter, Sir Peter I^ely, has been observed. OUEEN HENRIETTA, WIFE OF CHARLES I. The Queen of Charles II. exposed her breast and shoulders without even the glass of the lightest gauze ; and the tucker instead of standing up on her bosom, is with licentious boldness turned down, and lies upon her stays. This custom of baring the bosom was much exclaimed against by the authors of that age. That honest divine, Richard Baxter, wrote a preface to a book, entitled " A j ust and seasonable reprehension of naked breasts and shoulders." In 1672 a book was published, entitled, "New instructions unto youth for their behaviour, and also a discourse upon some innovations of habits and dressing ; -.-.. against powdering the hair, naked breasts, black spots, (or patches.) and other unseemly customs." A whimsical fashion now prevailed among the ladies, of strangely orna- menting their faces with abundance of black patches cut into grotesque forms, such as a coach and horses, owls, rings, suns, moons, crowns, cross and crosslets. During the reign of William the Conqueror, and for several centuries afterward, it was the custom among men and women throughout Europe, to give an enormous length to thew shoes, to draw the toe to a sharp point, and to affix to it the fixture of a bird's bill, or some such orna- ment which was turned upward and which was after sustained by gold or silver chains tied to the knee. The ecclesiastics took exception to this ornament, declaring that it was an attempt to belie the scriptures, where it is affirmed that no man can add a cubit to his stature. They not only declaimed against the custom, but the}- assembled synods and abso- lutely condemned it. But though the clergy at that time could over- turn thrones, and make and un- make kings, they could not prevail against the long-pointed shoes ; in fact some historians declare that the opposition of the church was the principal cause of the long-continu- ance of the fashion, a striking in- stance of the strange contradictions in human nature. The accompanying portrait of Louis XIV., of France, exhibits a peculiarity of foppish style that prevailed at the French Court during the latter part of the seventeenth cen- tury. If a person should appear in public, during these modem times of common-sense and utility in fashions, dressed in such a costume, he would BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 93 certainly be arrested for a lunatic. The frills on King Louis' trousers are especially remarkable. THE LOVER'S HEART. CHE following incident is related in the His- torical Memoirs of Champagne, by Bougier. It has been a favorite theme with poets and romancers, but does not appear in any of the modern his- tories. The Lord De Coucy, vassal to the Count De Champagne, was one of the most accompl ished youths of his time. He loved, with an excess of passion, the lady of the Lord Du Fay el, who felt a recipro- cal affection. With the most poignant grief this lady heard f r o m her lover that he had resolved to accom- pany the king and the Count De Champagne to the wars of the Holy Land; but she would not oppose his wishes, because she hoped that his absence might dis- sipate the jealousy of her husband. The time of de- parture having come, these two lovers parted with sorrows of the most lively tenderness. The lady, in quit- ting her lover, pre- sented him with some rings, some diamonds, and with a string that she had woven herself of his own hair, intermixed with silk and buttons of large pearls, to serve him, according to the fash- ion of those days, to tie a magnificent hood which covered his helmet. This he gratefully accepted. In Palestine, at the siege of Acre, in 1191, in gloriously ascending the ramparts, he received a wound which was declared mortal. He employed the few moments he had to live in writing to the LOUIS XIV., OF FRANCE, IN THE COURT COSTUME OF THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY. Lady Du Fayel ; and he poured forth the fervor of his soul. He ordered his squire to embalm his heart after his death, and to convey it to his be- 94 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE loved mistress, with the presents he had received from her hands on quitting her. SIEGE OF ACRE AND DEATH OF THE LOVER The squire, faithful to the dying' injunction of his master, returned to France to present the heart and the presents to the Lady of Du Fayel. But when he approached the castle of this lady, he concealed himself in the neighboring wood till he could find some favorable moment to complete his pro- mise. He had the misfortune to be observed by the husband of the lady, who recog- nized him, and who immediately sus- pected he came in search of his wife with some mes- sage from his mas- ter. He threatened to deprive him of his life if he did not divulge the oc- casion of his re- turn. The squire assured him that his master w a s dead; but Du Fayel, not believ- ing it, drew his sword on him. The man, frightened at the peril in which he found himself, confessed every- thing, and put into his hands the heart and letter of his master. Du Fayel, prompted by the fiercest revenge, or- dered his cook to mince the heart, and having mixed it with meat, he caused a ragout to be made, which he knew pleased the taste of his wife, and had it served to her. The lady ate heartily of the dish. After the repast, Du Fayel inquired of his wife if she had found the ragout according to her taste. She answered BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 95 him that she had found it excellent. "It is for this reason that I caused it to be served to you, for it is a kind of meat which you very much like. You have, madam," the savage Du Fayel continued, "eaten the heart of the Lord De Coucy." But this she would not believe till he showed her the letter of her lover, with the string of his hair and the diamonds she had given him. Then, shuddering in the anguish of her sensations, and urged by the darkest despair, she told him, "It is true that I loved the heart, be- cause it merited to be loved ; for never could it find its superior ; and since I have eaten of so noble a meat, and that my stomach is the tomb of so precious a heart, I will take care that nothing of inferior worth shall be mixed with :_." Grief and passion choked her utterance. She retired to her chamber ; she closed the door forever ; and refus- ing to accept consolation or food, the amiable vic- tim expired on the fourth day. THE HISTORY OF GLOVES. IT has been supposed that gloves are noticed in the 108th Psalm, where the royal prophet de- clares that he will cast his shoe over Edom ; and still further back, in the time of the Judges, where, in Ruth iv. 7, the custom is noted of a man taking off his shoe and giving it to his neighbor as a pledge for redeeming or exchanging anything. The reason for this supposition is based upon the fact that the word usually translated shoe is by the Chaldeans rendered glove. Casaubon is of opinion that gloves were worn by the Chaldeans, from the word being explained in the Talmud lexicon as ' ' the clothing of the hand. ' ' Xenophon, as a proof of the efficiency of the Persians, observes that, not satisfied with covering their heads and their feet, they also guarded their hands against the cold with thick gloves. Athe- nseus speaks of a celebrated glutton who always came to table with gloves on his hands, that he might be able to handle and eat the meat while hot, and thus devour more than the rest of the company. These authorities show that the ancients were not strangers to the use of gloves, though their use was not common. In a hot climate to wear gloves implies a considerable degree of effeminacy. We can more clearly trace the early use of gloves in northern than in southern nations. When the ancient severity of manners declined, the use of gloves prevailed among the Romans ; but not with- out some opposition from the philosophers. Mu- sonius, a philosopher, who lived at the close of the ' first century of Christianity, among other invectives against the corruption of the age, says, "It is shameful that persons in perfect health should clothe their hands and feet with soft and hairy coverings." Their convenience, however, soon made the use general. Pliny the younger informs us, in his ac- count of his uncle's journey to Vesuvius, that his secretary sat hy him ready to write down whatever occurred remarkable ; and that he had gloves on his hands, that the coldness of the weather might not impede his business. Favin observes, that the custom of blessing gloves at the coronation of the kings of France, which still subsists, is a remnant of the eastern practice of investiture by a glove. A remarkable instance of this ceremony is recorded. The unfor- tunate Conradin was deprived of his crown and his life by the usurper Mainfroy. When having ascended the scaffold, the injured prince, lament- ing his hard fate, asserted his right to the crown, and as a token of investiture, threw his glove among the crowd, entreating that it might be conveyed to some of his relations, who would re- venge his death. It was taken up by a knight, who conveyed it to Peter, king of Arragon, who in virtue of this glove, was afterward crowned at Palermo. As the delivery of gloves was once a part of the ceremony used in giving possession of property of any kind, so the depriving of a person of these was a mark of divesting him of his office. The Earl of Carlisle, in the n_ j\\ of Edward the Second, was condemned to die as a traitor for holding cor- respondence with the Scots. Among other marks of degradation, it is related that ' ' his spurs were cut off with a hatchet, and his gloves and shoes were taken off, ' ' etc. The use of single combat, at first designed only for a trial of innocence, like the ordeals of fire and water, was in succeeding ages practised for decid- ing rights of property. Challenging by the glove was continued down to the reign of Elizabeth, as appears by an account given by Spelman of a duel appointed to be fought in Tothill Fields in 1571. The dispute was con- cerning some lands in the county of Kent. The parties appeared in Court and demanded single combat. One of them threw down his glove, 96 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE which the other immediately taking up, carried it off on the point of his sword, and the da)' of fight- ing was then appointed, but the Queen adjusted the affair by personal interference. SOME CURIOUS EVENTS IN THE LIFE OF WILLIAM THE CONQUEROR. THIS famous prince was the natural son of Robert, Duke of Normandy, and Harlotta, the daughter of a tanner Her name seems to WIUJAJI THR CONQUEROR. have been applied to her as a designation of her disreputable profession, for she was also the mother, by a different father, of Odo, Bishop of Baieux, who was created Earl of Kent by his half-brother after the latter had subjected the English to his rule. William was so little ashamed of his birth that he assumed the appellation of Bastard in some of his letters and charters. Odo, during the reign of his brother in Eng- land, amassed a large fortune, and being extremely ambitious, he conceived the idea of buying the papacy. It seems that an astrologer had foretold that he would be exalted to this dignity upon the death of Gregory, the reigning pontiff; and with this end in view he resolved to transfer his riches to Italy, in conjunction with several discontented barons who had espoused his cause. William, from whom nil these projects had been carefully concealed, at last received intelligence of this design, and ordered the arrest of Odo. His officers, imbued with the su- perstitious reverence of the clergy which prevailed at the time, were afraid to exe- cute the command, whereupon the king went in person and made the arrest. Odo insisted that, being a prelate, he was ex- empt from temporal jurisdiction, to which his brother replied that he did not ar- rest him as a bishop, but as an earl. He was sent prisoner to Normandy, and, notwithstanding the remonstrance of the Pope, he was detained in custody during the remainder of William's reign. It was a fixed maxim of this reign that no native Englishman should ever be ad- vanced to any dignity, ecclesiastical, civil or military. They were degraded and humiliated in every possible manner. Among other outrages, the Norman Barons demanded the right of passing the first three days with each newly- married bride in their jurisdictions, and for years they enforced this claim under pretence of a desire to raise up a genera- tion that would be friendly to their in- terests. On other occasions they re- quired young English married couples to pass a night in a lake or river near the baron's residence, in water up to their waists, for the purpose, as they claimed, of scaring awa3>- the frogs and preventing them from disturbing the slumbers of their lord. Others were compelled" to climb tall trees, and spend the night among the topmost branches, subjected to the ridicule of the rabble beneath them. All the English prelates, with one exception, were deposed or imprisoned. Wulstan, of Wor- cester, a man of inoffensive character, was the only BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 97 one who escaped the general proscription, and remained in possession of his dignity. He accom- plished this through the performance of one of the miracles of the day. Having received his pastoral staff and ring from Edward the Confessor, he re- fused to surrender them to any one else, but going im- mediately to King Edward's tomb, he struck the staff so deeply into the stone that covered it, that none but himself was able to pull it out. This was con- sidered so remark- able a miracle that he was permitted to retain his bishopric. Before entering upon his expedition for the subjection of England, William had declared in favor of his eldest son Robert as his successor to the duchy of Nor- mandy, but after- ward, when Robert, who was an ambi- tious and head- strong youth, de- manded of him the execution of this engagement, he gave him an abso- lute refusal, a n d told him, according to the homely say- ing, that he never intended to throw off his clothes till he went to bed. Robert openly declared his discontent, and was accused of secretly entering into an alliance against his father with the king of France and the earl of Brittany. He also became jealous of his brothers, 7 William and Henry, who, by their more gentle dispositions, had acquired the affections of their father. At that time the three princes were residing with PRINCE ROBERT ACCUSING HIS FATHER OF PARTIALITY TOWARDS HIS BROTHERS. their father in the castle of E' Aigle, in Normandy. One day they were engaged in boyish sport to- gether, and after some mirth and jollity, the two younger brothers took a fancy of throwing over 98 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE some water on Robert as he passed through the court on leaving their apartment. He would naturally have regarded the frolic as innocent merriment, had it not been for the meddlesome interference of a PRINCE ROBERT WOUNDS HIS FATHER. young conspirator, who supposed that his interests would be advanced by a broil in the royal family. This young man persuaded the prince that the ac- tion of his brothers was meant as a public affront, which it behooved him in honor to resent. Where- upon the choleric Robert, drawing his sword, ran up stairs with the intention of taking revenge upon his brothers. In an instant the castle was in a tu- mult, which the king himself was only able to appease after asserting his kingly and paternal author- ity in the most ve- hement manner. But he could by no means appease the resent- ment of his eldest son, who, instigated by interested parties, and smarting under what he considered to be a gross per- sonal insult, left the court the same eve- ning, and, joining his fortunes with some discontented nobles, engaged in open rebellion against his father. This was continued for several years, and grew to such dimensions that William was com- pelled to call over an army of English un- der his old veteran captains, who soon expelled Robert and his adherents from their retreats, and re- stored the authority of the sovereign in all his dominions. The young prince was obliged to take shelter in the castle of Gerberoz, where he was soon besieged by the English under his father's command. There passed under the walls of the castle many rencontres, which resembled the single BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 99 combats of chivalry, more than the military actions of armies. In one of these Robert happened to en- gage the king, who was concealed by his helmet, and, both being valiant, a fierce combat ensued, till at last the prince wounded his father in the arm and unhorsed him. On calling out for assistance his voice discovered him to his son, who, struck with remorse, and fearing the result of the king's fall, instantly threw himself at his father's feet, earr.astly craved pardon for his offence, and offered to purchase forgiveness by any atonement. The old king was too much embittered to respond with tenderness to this dutiful submission of his son, but giving him his malediction, departed for his own camp, on Robert's horse, which the prince had assisted him to mount. He soon after raised the siege, and marched with his army to Normandy, where the interposition of the queen and other friends brought about a recon- cilement, which was probably not a little forwarded by the recol- lection of his son's generous conduct in their personal combat. The king subsequently took Robert with him into England, where he intrusted him with the command of an army in repelling an inroad of the Scots. As "William advanced in years he became very corpulent, an event which, strange as it may seem, was the cause of a fierce war between himself and Philip, king of France, and which also resulted in William's death. These events were brought about in the following manner : William had been detained in bed for some time by an indis- WIUJAM THE CONQUEROR WOUNDED BY THE FRIGHT OF HIS HORSE. position arising from his excessive fat ; upon which Philip expressed his surprise that his brother of England should be so long in being de- livered of his big abdomen. The old king, being informed of Philip's raillery, sent him word that, as 100 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE soon as he was up, he would present so many lights at Notre Dame, in Paris, as would perhaps give little pleasure to the king of France — alluding to a custom at that time of women after their confine- ment. Immediately on his recover}' he proceeded to put his threat into execution, by leading an army into France and laying the country waste with fire and sword. But the progress of hostili- ties was stopped by an accident which soon after put an end to William's life. His horse, one day, starting suddenly aside, he bruised his abdomen on the pommel of his saddle ; and being advanced in years, as well as in a bad state of health, he apprehended serious consequences, and ordered himself to be carried in a litter to the monastery of St. Gervas. As he saw death approaching he began to repent of the evil he had done, and ac- cording to the customs of those days, sought atonement for his sins by making presents to the churches and monasteries. He expired in the sixty-third year of his age, having reigned over England twenty-one years and over the duchy of Normandy fifty-four. THE CRUSADES. C'HOSE remarkable irruptions known as the ' Crusades began first to engage the attention of the nations of Europe about 1096. They were the most signal and durable monuments of human folly that have appeared in any age or country. After Mahomet had, by means of his pretended revelations, united the Arabian tribes under one head, and infused into them a spirit of religious fanaticism such as the world never wit- nessed before or since, they issued forth from their deserts in great multitudes and rapidly overran and conquered the eastern nations. Jerusalem was one of their earliest conquests, and the Chris- tians had the mortification to see the holy sepul- chre and other consecrated places fallen into the hands of the infidels. But the Arabians or Sara- cens were so employed in military enterprises that they had no leisure for theological controversy, and the pilgrims who flocked daily to Jerusalem were but little disturbed by them. Even* man, on the payment of a moderate tribute, was allowed to visit the hoi}- sepulchre, perforin his religious du- ties, and return in peace. This was all changed, however, in the year 1065, when the Turks wrested Syria from the Saracens and made themselves masters of Jerusalem. The barbarity of their man- ners, and the confusion attending their unsettled government, rendered pilgrimages much more diffi- cult and dangerous to the Christians. The pil- grims were robbed, insulted, and otherwise abused ; and, returning from their perilous journeys, now filled all Europe with indignation against the infidels. About this time, Peter, commonly called the " Hermit," a native of the city of Amiens, made a pilgrimage to Jerusalem, and being deeply afflicted by the dangers and insults to which he was sub- jected, he formed the bold idea of raising an army among the Christian nations of sufficient strength to subdue the warhke tribes that were destroying the holy city, and, placing himself at their head, led them forward to conquest and dominion. He pro- posed his views to Urban II. (Hume has it Martin, IV., evidently an error), then occupying the papal chair, who, being impressed by the fer- vor and zeal of Peter, summoned a council at Placen- tia, which consisted of four thousand ecclesiastics and thirty thousand laymen, and which was so numerous that it was necessary to hold the assem- blages in the open plain, as no hall could be found large enough to contain so great a multitude. The harangues of Peter and the pope were of such an inflammatory character, and the minds of their au- ditors so well prepared to entertain desperate pro- jects like the one proposed, that the whole multi- tude suddenly and violently declared for Avar, de- voting themselves, as they supposed, to the ser- vice of God and their religion. But the pope knew that, in order to assure suc- cess, it would be necessary to enlist greater and more warlike nations than those which were con- fined to Italy ; and having previously exhorted Peter to visit the chief cities and sovereigns of Christendom, he summoned another council, at Clermont, in Auvergne. The fame of the great and pious design being now universally diffused, procured the attendance of the greatest prelates, nobles and princes ; and when the pope and the hermit renewed their pathetic appeals, the whole assembly, as if impelled by an immediate inspira- tion, exclaimed with one voice, "It is the will of God! It is :hc will of God /" — words deemed so memorable, and so much the result of a divine in- fluence, that they were employed as the sig- nal of rendezvous and battle in all the future exploits of these adventurers. Men of all ranks flew to arms with the utmost ardor, BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 101 and the sign of the cross, affixed to the right shoulder of all who enlisted themselves in this sacred war, and emblazoned on the standards, be- came the badge of union and the emblem under which they fought. All orders of men, deeming the cru- sades an open road to heaven, enlisted themselves under the sacred banner, and were impatient to open the way with their swords to the holy city. The infirm and the aged contributed to the expeditious by pre- sents and money, wdiile many attended in person, deter- mined to breathe their last in sight of the city where their Saviour had died for them. Even women, concealing their sex under the disguise ,of armor, enlisted in the ranks, and by their presence and example increased the general fury and excitement. M u r - derers and criminals of all classes hast- ened to join the ser- vice, as ail expia- tion of their crimes and an atonement for everj' violation of justice and hu- manity. Finally this undis- ciplined and fanati- cal mob took its way toward Constantino- ple, passing through Hungary and Bulgaria ; and, trusting that Heaven, by supernatural assistance, would supply all their aecessities, they made no provision for subsistence on the march. They soon found themselves obliged to obtain by plunder what they did not receive from miracles ; and the enraged inhabitants of the countries through which they passed, gath- PETER THE HERMIT, AND THE POPE, AROUSING THE PEOPLE TO RELIGIOUS FRENZY. ering together in arms, attacked the disorderly multitude, and slaughtered them by thousands. The disciplined armies followed after ; and passing 1012 THE WONDERFUL, THE CURIOUS, AND THE the straits at Constantinople, they were mustered in the plains of Asia, and amounted in the whole to the enormous number of seven hundred thou- sand combatants, besides camp followers and women and children, composing an army almost, if not quite, so great as the one which Xerxes led against the Greeks. The crusades continued, with more or less vigor, throughout the eleventh, twelfth and thirteenth centuries, and they constitute one of the most ro- mantic and remarkable events in the history of na- tions. Their leading object was not attained, but, by the commingling of different nations in a com- mon pursuit, they laid the foundations of the future civilization of Europe, and thus, like nearly all great popular commotions, were not barren of good results. Other interesting facts, personal incidents, and many heroic deeds connected with the crusades, are related in other portions of this volume. NAPOLEON AT WATERLOO. nAPOLEON, the greatest French General, and perhaps the greatest of any or all countries, fought and lost the battle of Waterloo, as every one knows. It seems eminently proper, therefore, that the grandest description of this or any other battle, should be written by the greatest French author — Victor Hugo. Napoleon in Good Humor. The emperor, though ill and suffering on horse- back from a local injury, had never been so good- tempered as on this da}'. From the morning his impenetrability had been smiling, and on June 18, 1S15, this profound soul, coated with granite, was radiant. The man who had been sombre at Aus- terlitz was gay at Waterloo. The greatest predes- tined men offer these contradictions, for our joys are a shadow and the supreme smile belongs to God. Ridct Caesar, Pompcius flcbit, the legionaries of the Fulminatrix used to say. On this occasion Pompey was not destined to weep, but it is certain that Ciesar laughed. At one o'clock in the morning, amid the rain and storm, he had explored with Bertrand the hills near Rossomme, and was pleased to see the long lines of English fires illumining the horizon from Frischemont to Braine l'Alleud. It seemed to him as if destiny had made an appointment with him on a fixed day and was punctual. He stopped his horse, and remained for some time motionless, looking at the lightning and listening to the thunder. The fatalist was heard to cast into the night the mysterious words, "We are agreed." Napoleon was mistaken ; they were no longer agreed. He had not slept for a moment ; all the instants of the past night had been marked with joy for him. He rode through the entire line of main guards, stopping even- now and then to speak to the videttes. At half-past two he heard the sound of a marching column near Hougoumont, and believed for a moment in a retreat on the side of Wellington. He said to Bertrand, "The English rear-guard is preparing to decamp. I shall take prisoners the six thousand English who have just landed at Osteud." He talked cheerfully, and had regained the spirits he had displayed during the landing of March 1, when he showed to the grand marshal the enthusiastic peasant of the Juan Gulf and said, "Well, Bertrand, here is a re-enforcement already." On the night between June 17th and iSth he made fun of Wellington. "This little Englishman requires a lesson," said Napoleon. The rain became twice as violent. And it thundered while the emperor was speaking. At half-past three A. M. he lost one illusion ; officers sent to reconnoitre informed him that the enemy was making no movement. Nothing was stirring, not a single bivouac fire wasextinguished, and the English army was sleeping. The silence was profound on earth, and there was only noise in the heavens. At four o'clock a peasant was brought to him -by the scouts ; this peasant had served as guide to a brigade of English cavalry, probably Vivian's, which had taken up a position on the extreme left in the village of Ohain. At five o'clock two Belgian deserters informed him that the}- had just left their regiments, and the English army meant fighting. " All the better, " cried Napoleon. " I would sooner crush them than drive them back." At daybreak he dismounted on the slope which forms the angle of the Plancenoit road, had a kitchen table and a peasant's chair brought from the farm of Rossomme, sat down with a truss of straw for a carpet, and laid on the table the map of the battle-field, saying to Soult, " It is a pretty chess-board. ' ' Owing to the night rain, the commissariat wag- ons, which stuck in the muddy roads, did not BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. 10:= arrive by daybreak. The troops had not slept, were wet through and fasting, but this did not prevent Xapoleon from exclaiming cheerfully to Soult, " We have ninety chances out of a hundred in our favor." At eight o'clock the emperor's breakfast was brought, and he invited several generals to share it with him. While breakfast- ing, somebody said that Wellington had been the last evening but one at a ball in Brussels, and Soult, the rough soldier, with his archbishop's face, remarked, "The ball will be to-day." The em- peror teased Ney for saying, ' ' Wellington will not be so simple as to wait for your majesty." This was his usual manner. "He was fond of a joke," says Fleury de Chaboulon ; "The basis of his character was a pleasant humor," says Gourgaud ; ' ' He abounded with jests more pecu- liar than witty," says Benjamin Constant. The gayety of the giant is worth dwelling on ; it was he who called his grenadiers ' ' Growlers ; " he pinched their ears and pulled their mustaches. "The emperor was always playing tricks with us," was the remark made by one of the them. During the mysterious passage from Elba to France, on February 27, the French brig of war, the Zephyr, met the Inconstant, on board which Napoleon was concealed, and inquiring after Napoleon, the emperor, who still had in his hat the white and violet cockade studded with bees, which he had adopted at Elba, himself laugh- ingly took up the speaking-trumpet, and answered, "The emperor is quite well." A man who jests in this way is on familiar terms with events. Napoleon had several outbursts of this laughter during the breakfast at Waterloo ; after breakfast he reflected for a quarter of an hour ; then two generals sat down on the truss of straw, each with a pen in his hand and a sheet of paper on his knee, and the emperor dictated to them the plan of the battle. At nine o'clock, the moment when the French arm}-, echelonned and moving in five columns, began to deploy, the divisions in two lines, the artillery between, the bands in front, drums rat- tling and bugles braying, — a powerful, might}-, joyous army, a sea of bayonets and helmets on the horizon, — the emperor, much affected, twice ex- claimed, "Magnificent! magnificent!" Between nine and half-past ten, although it seems incredible, the whole army took up posi- tion, and was drawn up in six lines, forming, to repeat the emperor's expression, "the figure of six Vs." A few minutes after the formation of the line, and in the midst of that profound silence which precedes the storm of battle, the emperor, seeing three twelve-pounder batteries defile, which had been detached by his orders from Erlon, Reille and Lobau's brigades, and which were in- tended to begin the action at the spot where the Nevilles and Genappe roads crossed, tapped Haxo on the shoulder, and said, "There are twenty- four pretty girls, general." Sure of the result, he encouraged with a smile the company of sappers of the first corps as it passed him, which he had selected to barricade itself in Mont St. Jean so soon as the village was carried. All this security was only crossed by one word of human pity ; on seeing at his left, at the spot where there is now a large tomb, the ad- mirable Scotch Greys massed with their superb horses, he said, " It is a pity." Then he mounted his horse, rode toward Ros- somme, and selected as his observatory a narrow strip of grass on the right side of the road run- ning from Genappe to Brussels, and this was his second station. The third station, the one he took at seven in the evening, is formidable — it is a rather lofty mound which still exists, and behind which the guard was massed in a hollow. Around this mound the balls ricochetted on the pavement of the road and reached Napoleon. As at Brienne, he had round his head the whistle of bullets and canister. Almost at the spot where his horse's hoofs stood, cannon-balls, old sabre- blades, and shapeless rust-eaten projectiles, scabra titbighic, have been picked up ; a few years ago a live shell was dug up, the fuse of which had broken off. It was at this station that the em- peror said to his guide, Eacoste, a hostile, timid peasant, who was fastened to a hussar's saddle, and tried at each volley of canister to hide behind Napoleon, " You ass, it is shameful ; you will be killed in the back." The person who is writing these lines himself found, while digging up the sand in the friable slope of this mound, the re- mains of a shell rotted by the oxide of forty-six years, and pieces of iron which broke like sticks of barley-sugar between his fingers. Everybody is aware that the undulations of the plains on which the encounter between Na- poleon and Wellington took place, are no longer as they were on June iS, 1815. On taking ti o .a 1- "J etl o rn J" 1 aJ - fj flj i O t to 'X as u fan a £ 11 J o tS ,C « g u ;. U T3 i3 tG .y p o to be u "P o rt ! p g hr ni n J ; -*- 1 ■ftj O « *3 (fj >* hj j- o p bo u