T ILLINOIS Production Note Women Printers Digital Collection Rare Book & Manuscript Library University of lllinois Library at Urbana-Champaign ZOZ3 W. Ys & _ 7 '* P 1680 TEAHMMVAT , iALMANAC[\ For the people call'd by the'men ofthe Wotld QUAKERS. CONTAINING' 5 Many needfull.and ncceſſary obler-.| vations fromithe: fickt day-ofithetirtt Month 3 4illthe” laft Jay- of the rwelfch 'Month: VQE BEINGR mn The Biflextileor Leaping Year. CALCULAT H | Proyerly /for; the:Meridian-of the Full and Moutb || within Alderſeate,nd. may indifferently-ſerve*for any other ayceing-houſe what or whereſcever, Thewvery fourch Edition.. " : r—ere—e o eRn eoe em emn nen emn rony _ «. — rerr_—— eC en e en em ennn / | Pe boaſtio wouderss, torwer 8 40 pmſſ/ct | Tt z5 100 much like: th the wordds ways 8 -\- \ Nor ao0 we t/zm& that thefe 0n writings merit, | That ſavours of 4 Baby Lonifh ſpirit5 E Tet krow,' berein we bave nſed patis and 5hill, % P OOY, dbo;e our Friends wzllſſ:ct/ »2 1t 13 £004 u;!l | Aada then ſo long as they (]Zctem well of it, We eare not tha-igh the wickel ongs do ,mj 2 its 5 ———_ | LONDON, | | emn | Printed for the Company of $1atio- | ners, 1680, 8 _ Hn b _ 2 LLCKE282: $H8:008822208 Dedicated to the Brethren. " Riends 1 this year-appetragain iyrint,\._ F Retd thtBook o*re, akd you will ſee what's tit o 7t will with admiration (fwelyY frll ye, &34 will fave me the dabourortovell ye. 1 could [ay. 4zd averre it by the Light That my Enthufiaſms have bit right The nail of truth oth* head, without reſtriffions, As8 any of the'men'eth* worte*spreautings , And though onr\Bookhath 3n it n0'red ttters As others have whbo vbink themſelues ou! betters 1 this ſame Gipſy art of tittle tattle, we know as much as them for all their prattle, #'e hope our labour will:plgaſe you the beſt Beraufe it 15 quite diffgrent fromt#he reft of other men who Allyhacks do write, » As Bouker, Doye, Pond, Swallow, Trig, Fly, Whirs, Ad thirefort' if you 0 not-buy the ſame,”" . - Indeed, andeed Friends you are much toblame z Befides 01 lahour would be loſt in writingy #hich is a reaſon Friends is much inoiting + For we haveſocontriv*d 4t for the-nonce,. The price 38 all one with the worldly ones, If Ritched, onely three pence.3 but if bouad, TLen 4 eroat morethe price of it is fouuds Tour ayyuall Friend to hjs lives e84, The Terms 0 troubleſome times , Are here expreſt by rimess | T HE firſt Term, (called of the Men of the world by the name_ of Hillary) beginneth on the rwenty third day of the eleventh Month,ſicngerh on the twelfth day of the twelfch Month, and hath four returns. : Now do the Gown-meg with: out- ftretched voice, - At Weſtminſt:r-Hall make @ bideousnoiſe ; They talk' of } ohn.a Nokes,: and John a Stiles, But *tis for to.get-mony allthe whiles, ; The, ſecond\ Term beginneth 6n che rwenty eight day of rhe ſecond Morth, enderh,on the twenty fourth day of the thisd Month, and hath fiye returns. Tht men oſ{ torgue and talk again appeay At Weſtwirſter, azd what do they doe there 2 They fpeak high words, and eet the clients mony, Then to each other ace as [weet 45 boaey, The third Term called Trinity term, beginnerh on the cleventh day6f the fifth Month, endeth on the laſt day of theſame Monek, and hath four-rerurns. ;Gownd meu again at Weſtminſter aſſemble, Which-makes the Clitzts purſes for totremble z well may they Friends, the.coin being expended How cag the empty putſes be defended 2 _ The feurth. Terw, (which, the men of cfie world call Mi- CFMZ!-m[s,rho agh it be more _pmct_perlyMicbals-tide)beginneth 0n the twenty third day ofthe eighrh Month,enderh the twenty ninth day of the ninth month, and harh (3K rerurns. St1ll does the Greerebag *bout Weſtminſter trace, A1d men of Law their tongues doe rus apaces Of aut=lawyits, proſendeado?s,” capiaſes, * Bat for to get your mony that the caſe is, Time when t0 Marry. - Beſt time Friends fo* to marry on my life, Is, when you can get afair, rich, young wifee Az Wijhis Coeomin D WAn nin m em er meremeanooneASG D: Eſi&ſi—ſi ae—— - withia thes tavie- Freeſzds there's tontaintd, What Kings from Egbert bave in Entrland"rezctfled D R#12h B 5 - [Reign(s -\ Ky/gs 1thes begta 3 þ K,z'zrg: aames : \b'gail>% ; AC\ & A.C 5 [Eg re ! 81818 \1chard B i189 to Einelwolf 83 21 Gnn 199 I7 Erhelbald ct\ſſ *5$7 HHznry III 1216 56 | Echelberr | 858\\5[Edward T. I272/35 L Echeldred 7 | 853 10]Edwavd- TI, I:07/19 | Alfred 1. { 873 27|Edward .'IIE 1326'51 l Edward I S4x+ | 969:24[Richard IE, & [139 92 Et'ſieffiſſ?ffl . E 922 16, Lineo' Lanciſters Eſſj*}noſſ]dſſ O { 9ſſ46\ Fderry - IV, 135913 [ Edred \\ 34 , L Edwin | 955\ 4[6073..Q Ve 1413 9 Edgar © {: 49: 207 F50rY Yhs 149 35 | : F._;ward H cſſx: 979:37] Li-eof York ' FEmelred _ |- 982:44}tdwatd: » 1Vor; r460 23 Eſiſſ'ſiſi-ſſon*dſiftonſide !1016: IEdward : V." 144%3. © - Daiſalane W , -1R- chard l: 1x483 Ti | Camitus. TO17 20 Ta/mlzecu/ntffld ' | : : ſ()ctd I a [1027 Z HP]]TV VII 148_5'24% - FHardic: nums ,1040 2 '{enry V Jike 1508 4® | | Edward CW/ . 1049 23]|2dward : I547; 6, | Azrold- 1 1065 2]'Dgees Mar y 1653.5| Z\ſi'o*,ſſ:ſ/lſ';l/_l, ll'@ I .2#6877 EſſlZlbtlh [05-58 44 | | Wil. Congueror 1@66 20 Kingdoms united. | { IWilliam Rufus »: [i089.12 King ]1m-s 'I&O -22 ! Hcmy l 110935 [Chirles E: 3625 24 | ES eplen 1135 19 |[Cnarles 1I, I:4331 | ſiþ Szxos linereſporec \ Wowort God preſerve, -7 Acory I. 115435 ; Let ſſ'ſi'- rlexlſiu » 41 his days in wealth abound, Preferue his Ufe, aza all his foes confaund, : ſſ A Table | B A Table of- gains at f1x þounds in the five [core. T mon. 3 mon. 6 mon.. 0 mon, ear & 15 [$:d. q.15:d- 94 [5.d. q-[$..6; q.\$. d.q S 1g8:4007 1100.:3[0:0,13f0:2 2fu3 2 'E [10.410.9 2/01:3|9-3 2l05 2107 0 cn;ſſ; 00: Z|0:2::2]0 5 410;8c0}o 10 2 ./j Lol o | 2(12 1 { D\ O2 j1 2 4 *2 : '3. o03 2 13---6 3 4 14z joi4 Z|E5 4 39 'o S 16: H6:6 ©|f 6 ®9 .0 C?ct 16: fo © , , (4 ſo8 12 8 - 12 [8-: fog e94 9©6'3 l 9 o'T03 *> I'g 4 2 *'3:10. 9 ©©o \ - /þ.S.: dijlos. 01. I.*s,”d D —_ HS F. m T. N I. :101|OI''S : , ! \0|&120 ' 201/0 21/'0 \ioÞþ 16{| Fq4 © 5 [30 !O z: 0]09* 0þ 1 73 /6f 17160 S 40 ,'04 O - O; 1 F 2'8. 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By'Trcy* weight having |By Avoir dn pors (viz) 38 = & | 1. ounces in apotindand | overweight having 46 |S,5 2 F |2>Ppepyy weighrin each ||{ounces ih the pound | 5 * 3 þofrhoſe12 bunces. ! curcommon weight, S - Ix : - 10 31 SE| Pemy : - whearen , iboſe jroms mn IT Palane en [ogt felie ln |FH ”& 'I. on. 91 1. ouns d.ff. on, d-ou.qu.l2u, qu./on.qu. ?Sſſ 2 ©| 1 -3 /4ji 1 02 .6 12]k7 0j251,34 02 3 +$3-L 253 59 21]& 45 4 160223\0;32026; 2 6\1,I,0c, 7 10|> -2- o bg 0j21 I[/39» 0|2.9: 2 60 11 25/1:6! 02 .0. 2} 13 2 19327-030% 3 ©)0 10 3YI .4 15/1 10-16|þ12 1118 gl2g elg s 33|2 -9 I99E 3 11 9 2 2|49-1[23 0/3 6| 3 bp@09-—_ d 2-1t---7-34+þIT0[16-1}23 ©1.3..9 3 9þ0 *2.18j1-' 2 2/1 6 16|10 119 2]20 24 © 4 619..8, gj1: 1 7{2 5 16} 9 3[14 3{19:214 3 4 319 18 3]1. © 12}r4 -4 17þ 9 8[14 o[18-2/4 6 4 $19:.7:13]1: © oft :4» 2þ 8 3114 1119.2/4 9 4 5|O 7-16,0:11 loil 36 3112316250ſſ 5 010 -7:12]0,:T 0x :2-14} 8 0\12 0116, 0 3' 5 3| 0: :7; {4j0:10 10n 12 T} 7 31n 2[1g:2(5 6 5 6|o ;6.15|0:10 2\1 1-10} 7 2/11 0114-0{s 9 s 91-02;6,160: 9 14 f :1> © 7 ©j16 2[1430(6 o 6 ©0l.0 s}ſſſt;ſſlo. 9 -6]k £01<þ 6'3|10 3[13-2[6'3' 63]|0 6: 060. 9 O[Þ :0: 6 62100130663 6 60 5 1540 8 Irfo It- 2 61,\ 9 3[12 2)6-g 5 9'o0 <£120-8 9lo1n 2l 6 019 12n Thus Fribads you ſre howy bread fhould be maae right Whether the ſame be wheatcn or elſe white z Now if thz Baker make the famie too heavy 1 think @ furfe:t you'0z him may ledvy, Bzt if to0 tizht be wake it, 1htt ſay 1 - | ; O may bis Eavs aders the Pillory. >CHHSKSH0H00:208868088- AEETE C CS -pCoboEey) Next Friends here is preſeatcd to. your Eye Some weighty tatters 3n Chronology. Slncc Fobs Stay went out of the body,rhar is. (as the vu/gar hath it) he dyed. Years B Quzre, Whether be were 10t out of the purſe Before be wens out of the body ? Sinte Ned C gave brisk Dick, a Gridion. for being aTres. ſted for norhing. x Quzre, Whether it was not « Gudgeon inſtead of a Gridiron F Since Qizking was firſt uſed. Quzre, 7heth!r Naaking be not as artient as winter thaugh in reſpett of thrir $e0t they may ſay,thar rhey are butof yeſterday and underſtand nothing. . Since Dox Belljanis of Greece flouriſbed, who made all he foughr withall ro Quake. g0A Quzre, Wh#her be was not elder Brother to the two Gyants 7 Guild-Hall > Since the invention of Quakivg puddings. $583 Quzry, Whether ſich Paddings be not more comfortable doce erine to_a hungry tomach, then was tuct delpocred at the Bull and mouth within Alderſparec ? Since 'our Brother Quaker lived on Gurs and Garbidge. Quzre, Whether many of our Speakers do not feed on the ſame aitt, fence by their diſcourſe we may perceive they bave very fout mouths ? ; Since the invention of having Children before marriage. Quzre, Whether that be not a cunning trick t0 know whether their Wives will be ſraitfull or no? Since nodding of ithe head came x0. be the {aluration of the Quakrrs, Quizre, Whither ſhaking of. the head wauld not ate as well 7 A4 The (n rnann emn nteremrntorS mnſh hatſſhſſx;ſii Days, - 3 - : HS * . : : 4 Now ſome with New-1ears gifts'make a great clatter, Biit ſricads I vr4+6 #ito you 70 ſuch matter ; #/s 8004 Comell be a New. years vift, RAT aF IA” -" CT.K [algarly N 1*rh day ** eventh day Thomas W1:igs iecond day —x tourth d:y.. D ſi\ſt dſqy 12|e |Strgne beer, good wine, 13! f [Doth fit this Time, 14} g A glaſs by ftealth I5[a {Preferveth health. 19) bIGth day = 77\.c {Þeozge Whitehead 18{Dſfrſt day e [ſecond @3 \ f \Jlexandex Parker g [ourth day Mith fpeading coin (123] b|Troa6lrſome time, - {John Dtozey 25/D PanPs aay being clear 26\e [Shews a gnod year, 29| f ]chird day 28| 2 !James Naplo; 29] 4 ;fifth day *31 c Teventh day Vu'garly F;yeIfth'dey P New-years day. , Hfrh, | Iþ 3o| b\Vulgarly Chayles the Mct'ff}"ſctT xiſſoſt\: 2 6* Mare Murh then of onr {(lues, Uit others ſhift. R IIROTS " P IN CT I eC R e79 1 C are. ſzuller elbow hands ——_O " lpaps Full moon. on dugs rhe fifrh day liver wout the cle- _and venth hcurzin lights _ ſche nigate;.- ſouts FREaty gurbage [Laſt quarter [Reixrs {rhe 13day near 3nd ro the 8, hour kidney , þit_nighr.. beaftly.. - F privities {New Moon-on] ſhips the one ar d hams: . .. /twenricth day, knees ,. [abour the. Is knees:. . ſhncur inthe knees,../,afterneon,, or ſhia .. - {che_rime.wher Icalf Ploughfolks heels goe to- danne, toes | . forehead |Firſt quarcer [cheeks » . [on rhe, 28; day windpipejar, /aboury .or gullec |near.unto.the 8. hour,in, w the morninge dugs \ C e e L eenonaant YY e onnnurane eIN - Entbufibſffi} on the ElcvcntſihMonth. The thmnes,are hard; with-c0inthen tine thy- pocket,” Or pit it 3n thydtrunk, and cloſeup lock it, For now the weathtr bangry #s and cold, And for. cois (Frieads) voth meat and wood is ſold , But if that you ae dieftitute of chink, _Tou happily-may want wood, meat and drick , Get -0a3 then Friezds, for: Taſſure ze : Thoſe earthly creature comforts *twill procitieyte ” Now Friends keep/your zeal frcm being frozeny 45 ſm1ll beerin poor mens butreries,yea racher wrap rhe/taps about with warm dith=clouts, I uſe a fmi'itude Friends, my mea« 2ing is,arm your ſelyzs within»with burrer?d ale,ſack-pollers, or comfortable caudles, for if rhe creature be warm within, che ourward creature will nct be cole. I would alfo adviſe ye,as'ye arc not much piyen to ſwearing,ſo likewile ro have a ſpecial cire of .lying, for many._ſhall;goe.to Priſon for lying; by ſaying they. will pay mony atſuch atime, and nor doing' ity\ they/are afſaulred on the ourward man by. thoſe lewd fellows called Shoulder-clappers, and carried ro Gcben'/m{ [Barathrim,rhar is in Engliſh, Tophet, andin he Babyloni(h language Pargatory, from whence:they.cannor bedelivered wichour ſo-many filver maſſes as is equivalent to their tault, Thijs month will produce more iuakers then the fixth monrh] called 7m3 notwirhſtanding the effes of 243dſummer-100n,' which hath greit influence on our SeR. This merth the men oth* world do fondly prate, Ts the veſt manth wherein to take a Mate » The oth:+ moaths as good as this fame art, | | | : !ſi But caslt thou light of one that”s vichyhina, fair, { gs|a [Dtephen Criſp }20 þ | - {o1] c [ſeventh day 6| b [fiXth dzy #| c [Weath:r requives 8 D{$t#/1 2ood fires, ' e [ſecond day 9 e [fecond day To F jrhird day xx| o ffourth diy _ ag Lawyss ſhut » ſhops 13 b [Now papers ſmall 14 c jMen Palentines tall, 13/D{firſt day 16| e f{econd day 37| f Mohn FAhitehcad 22|D|Vulparly Shrove Sinday - IPaucakts and Fritters Vulgarly Matthias day Aby-dng D ſif(h dfiy 'jLeonard Fell Full Movn o© che 4: day, at the ſecond thour in the Ifrernoon. 3 Laft quarter on New Moon on che 25. day, abour the farſt | on the 26.day,| ar or nigh unro/, 6. hour inche! ifrernoon, Enthufiaſms on theTwelfth Month. : Now Siſtern unio 30 1do apply me, *7's for your g904 therefore do a0t aeny me, 01 Partridge, Pheaſaut,Larks and Chicken feeg, They are light meats, aad ſmail digeſtion necd. , Dri#k comfortable Candles, aud good Fellies, They wvery excellent are for wamb!iyng bellies, Aglaſs of Clarret, or ot4 Malligo Is U-ſi"ſſ'zſſct;ſio.ſi-_ſi{ this morth we aiſyhnow. The Stars do predict that all thoſe who aze froubled with Agues will prove Quakers, and that about the 1.4. day many ſhall tall into Love,] even as 4fly falls into a hony-potz this ſhall a- maze many. Friends, and make them. believe that mairiage is a {weet thing,but lighting on an untoward Sifter,it proves as bitter as Gall.or th herb called wormwood 3 therefore Friends have a care of tmarrying a Shrew,nay rather then yoak yout felves to ſucha one,better doe as the'menot the world doe onthe 23. and 24.dayes of this month, eat Pan-cakes and Fritters, for they are more comfortable to the belly, then marrying a Shrew is.comfortable to the heart. Men talk 've- ry much of honeſty,but becauſe they uſe butlicele, wedo not think they mean as they fay, Let not the great bellied Siſtern now1ong, for firawberies or cherries, for I affure ye they are very hard to ome by,money alſo will be hard tocome by,and when-you have it,if you have not the more care, as flippery to hold as a wet Eel by the tail.If you near fiow of fome 0d men gertirg yourg temales with child, :hinKite nor ſtrange; but impure ic to the Cock=brothearen by chem, made of thr carcafl:s of thoſe Fowls unmercifully ſhughccrcd by'che Boys on the 22.+nd 24.days of rhis Month, The.I, Month CMareh ) hath xxxi days, J,4 Grtees Leck now Wwarn ' 2jefShowes Wilſhmanhorn.” 3 jfourth day \ ' - 4'g fifchdiy! - F 144V 5.4\MWargaret Meeking:+ 6 biſſeyenclygay | 7;Cifirſt diy 8 d ffeconÞd5y 9:e 1Ihe Sun tnto 110, f47he/Ram doth gore I1 g fafth day 12 2 {Jaines Dparks 13'b|{eventh ovay * I4'T firſtday '115 &ſſecond daie '116| e [third, day 17| f [17iſÞ Champions day 18 5 |6fch' day 19 2 |\Margaret-Fell 20| b\ſeventh;day 21 @. VuJgarly 044d-Lent ſundry 22' d i{econd oda 23 ethird day 24! Fifourthiday® - 2g\g |Lardlords holi- aay 26\4.|6izth. day 27! b fſcventh day | LSRTIVuſiggrly Paſſron ſusiay 29\d if cond'd:y _go;ſi John Boulton fonrth'day Nm ſſl_f - " - ; Weby the Stars Friends can this month divine | Thit Winde will be more plentifull then Wine, ' Sbhouldit prove froft and row, For trathawe hold The weathtr thea may baypen to be col!, liver lights 2urts and _ |Full Moon on zarbagy - ſthe fitrh day, «1dney - : ſabour the xth kidney -- ſhourin the 'he plſi'ivy morning, veaſtly varts Ups {Laft quarter 1ps onthe 13: day, 3m s atrhe IT how hams or Scholars bin dinner time, calf . ncels :02s New Moon on|}! face : rhe”2e. day, cheeks jnear unto the chroar toheur in the euller forenoons elbow hands : duggs - Firſt quarter papps on 'the/27, diy br eaſt - inor far-off:ch- liver {econd hour ligats in the mor- euts nings \. loarbage -Enthufiaſms on the Firſt Month, ” Now Friends if you are 38 @ fick condition, The time is good for to uſe'4 Pþyſitz_a'ſſz 5 But if you're well, have not with bim to dots For as he*s helpfull,. ſo þ1's coſtly too - Azd Friends the times are hard, then ſpare your coin Whil{t you are well, againſt a-ſuckly tyne, « Who goes to Law and Phyſich for each trifle; & Lawytrs and Dodtors will-bis pockets rifles Now the little Birds beyin tofing and chirrup,. avir were roreli ys*rhar the ſpring is coming ; {6 Fricnds.you; ſhould ſpring forrh to advarce rhe teners of our perſualion 3 for.it you be Quakers onely in winter,the men 5 tbe world will fay Prwas cold weather made-you ſo ; but if you are riglit Qua- kers indeed, ſhow it in the Quakers prisciples, in concem- ning Magiftracy, ſpurning auchority, being contraty co al 1good and wholeſome orders; when the Churchhids you-teaſt. chen*do5outaſt ; andÞ when faſty chenfealt ;.make'Holy. days when you.ſhould work, and work,upon their Holy-days. wear no lace_or ribbens on your cloaths, yer.be as proud as them rhar wear them, &c. By obſerving theſe.cules }W, may*gain many Profe ytcs, for chire is nothing works more upon the vulpar chen fingularity and novelry;z;, yea if 3 1: line and hook be good, * you may catch.grear, fiſhes a3-wel) as ſmallyof which the more of them the merrier, for rhe Jone may ſt:engrhen the cauſe with th ir arws, aud the orhe: [maintain ir with their purſes, Towards the latter end-of thi monr3,the men of the world have a day which they call La. ay-aay, becauſe then Landlords have a L3dy.called Pecunz, coming to them; Indeed the js ag1llant Lady»bur-very fickle, courred oy all, bur,. by Tea and Nay, ſheiis {o ſhppery thet vary few can hold her faft, —A EE ITS The Second Month ( April! ) bath zxx Days, Tozs mogth comes in- 4 Bird hath a lon4 tbroat, A diſmal waice, ana always tn one 1te ;" Her attty abih ta married mon belong, For Cuckow,Cuckow, thats all ver forg. Z a -d b [xgſc ,l4if g i 19 d _22046 .22'[ j24| Þ j2$/7 $6id "9 >I [g)) 30 2 bifev EVUMY iy Palm ſuntfty P-O'Q"'*fl 2jd'\ fifth day Wozg an Watkins nth day ſecond dsy Gerard Boberts fitourch'day The wery beſt Friday Rventh day. Vulgarly Enfty Shnday You98 prople they \vctwſfz.m araping, Anll'at #le- honft's * Dritk mctmctfcts 'ixth day icven*ch day ' \ccwnd decty Tompoundiig Dicu 2*} T'JAM Citkhow Comes |{ o fch'day Thiothe - .Champton”'s day T:at aid the Dſſmo-z ftay Vulparly Marks day ſecond day 5\71\d dcty Lawyers ſeerad Harveſt » \Tharles Harris 8ch day ulgarly 3:tnndy T; ſiwſſſiay 'zver Ughts Juts - zoſins ſih* VPſy Z)HV\ nd Oarbagc : ſſſClFS Full Moog the 3: diy,.abour ſrhe Lz. hour ! - x: night mcmb -x5 j1.aſt quarter on mgſſws roes cheeks noj chroat. 20i!er cbow 2ands ).\PS -ctuggs HCMC bowels reins \N: .Moan on {the 11.day, ;A the,yery. time' ealled mide }night. | [rhe.18..day,at jOr ACAr.unto., - Iche'7e hourar HctllBh[* Firſt quarter an.rhe_2.5«d2y,! at.the firſt housr in the afcernoon, or {uch rime when men gc ro dinner, Enthufiaſms on the Second Month, - —— Tv2 weather now 4s warn and comfortable, And thoſe may walk abroad whoſe legs are able ; Beft ir your ſelues then Friends, .let each tura ſpeaker, Ard work upoi the ſex that wen call weaker z If once you get but them wnto your lure, They ſoox will gain their buſbands t0-be ſutt, Aznd if they can't them to their lure brings They't make the Cuckow at their door to fonts Now Freinds the days are ofa good lengrh, andthe eyc f day ſhineth warm,which warmth makerh-che graſs to grow, and cauſerh the Cow to have full feed, and full feed cauſerh cr c0 give ſtore of milke, rhen ſtore of milke will make ſtor of cheeſe, and ſtore of cheeſe will make ir be cheap, Now 2l chis Friends is good news, uvleſgir be ro them who have no oney, for whar fignifics it if a man could buy a cheeſe for a'penny, and if he have nor a penny wherewirhall ro doc it? This month'is much calf eaten, alas poor innocent harmlcſs creatures z and yer a roaſted loin of veal, with oranges, i very good meats and a calycs head and bacon m3y befit at A'derman forhis dinner. We neednot.much conſulr rheStars o tell 'you when ic will be clean weather, thar Ladies whe ave lirtle to doe may walk abroad to take their plcaſuregfo any old woman will tell you that when the Cuckow comesh ears upall chedirt. Now Friends thoſe people thar frequen: ſuch houſes wherein they ſcll Niany-broth, may alſo be. fur: niſhed with Yhey, which rhough it be not of the ſame ©o- lour, yer 1 ſuppoſc is as whalſome, and far more toothſong then Coffee. The .IHI. Month (May,) hath. xxxj Days, The firſt-aoy of thig moith Frieeds maxy 4 Spark Are w thett Coaches praxcint id. Bide-pich , As beretofore ſiloey oftentres have berm, | And wherefare s't 7 but to ſee apd be ſe?ſſz. hbj >ſſ}wctzted 1aol (er. up 2\Tjfrſt diy 3jd |Vulgar I) Crofs inveited 4\< ſſ'ſſwd day Sctf?'ſi'_--f{ſiv ; 6! 9 \Gtlbert Lacep 1'oVa (ftrh da 'g! y 'Hifeenth day ' Qſſhſctdſiw 15 d ffecond day ii'e {Worlds exe 18 che T:ffi 32;{ fo utth udy {13 ict:c%*ctw Fairmar Zq. ſiſſ'(rſſſſ ('Hſſ' 15 b]ſ{eventh day 56\ ſi:ſſſi*ſiu;fg?' 'y Koratzon zz,-'-ſſ!..z'ſ;';ſſ; £7, aa of Glt Aſinou:yſſs aay., : I'S Eit ird da zfm 'tth day ſſao 6 Vule ctZjAſCÞrflomzct ſſilſſi ſi.v 22> bſſ.ſſzſſ{ omas vamſſz 23'@/frft d:y : 214;d ('Dſi)c/ TZJ Lctl UC}Z Lfctm.) third da 26 f [John Child q27) gſifit th cay 28 a 'Dozcas Euburp 39 bſiVu]gf:fly tl/*c I\j/'fls [Zfl ȜO'*G lV £ ſnrctdfl}' i31| a 'Ng 907%; ſi?;ſiſi:ſiey ' {ioins 2TLvVie ;ct)ſi'ſi'zs '|Full Moon o6r P" 3-0Y” ;ſſuſicſi '; jnigh wto the | hjgh m" lctſi hourrat i£r KNCCS, ," 7 (GENNCELLMG, Kaees. 5: hioftovis o: {{h1n 1Laſt quartet-o calf [the 1 F», day, ).yſiſicſſls aboutthe-bb; j 4 R EEE Eatug ÞWWW* and -: hobr.or-Schoog j1 r0cs jſiLoyſi d1nner i4ce }u—ſhc. )"xſſ*o 78: Ichraag!, ctNſſc\_v Laqom;of guller, n4the x3ydayst nands : z44the!2' houy! elbow!1; bcum 5 ithihe [dugs mon ing. s Papps acart liVzr. [ZUrs Firſt quarter- ſiaroaoe ar or on the | loins z5eday, vigh ! .and umo rhe 2, kſicſiney hour I:kewiſe zr-\y inche morn= } W"r" mg \ ſiſi\.xp \ Enthuſiaſms on the third Month. Beat Drums and Trumpets, found, the day*s our own, i Both Gog and Magng ſhall be- overthrown. May-poles ſhall tumble down , .and Quakers viſe, Bealam and next manths Moon our Sett ſupplizs With able Throated ſpeakers," who fhall roar As loud as the Bulls mouth did heretofore ; That we jor Profelytes#ach Sedt fhall ſcorn all; From Berwick unto Michals mount 7n Cornwal, Friends this is a month much given to Iddlatry,cſpecially the firſt day thereof, when the tall TIdol js ſet up.. As bad an Tdol as Chriſtmaſs pies;, nay Friends far worlſe, for they may be ſafely eaten, fo you call them ſhred or minced pjes,yea tl.0' the wood of that' tallIdol ſeryed t heat the oven wherein they were baked.. The Stars ſeem to1ntimate that this will prove a pretty merry.month, and fo Friends it may to them who haye their -healths and ſtore of Money z for Mone-+ is fuch adefirable commo. dity, thar for it the Phyficians will promiſe' to ſell y healch, and Lawyers to ſell - ye quietneſs 3: bur full of: tentimes they get -your money , when ye ger neither off the orher, Alto Friends you know thar thoſe people who. belong to the Woman of Babylon, will eat nothing but fiſh on the fourth & ſixth dayes of the week; whereas we who are friends will ear fleſh on. that.chey: call the beſh Friday ; now thoſe-who are betwixt theſe two extremes; may this month ( ifthey pleaſe) fill' their bellies with trawberries, Cherries, Raſpberries, Green-peaſe or Gooſe! 2erries, .all which ſorts of Belly-timber are._neither fiſh nor flefh nor good. red Herrings. B —_ - emn rtene eent—= | j The IV Month ( Tune ) bath xxx. Days. i T The days arz long, and very bot withal, E 5 Drink ſlrong_bzer then, mach danger 75 3n ſmall ; Small beewr doth-"thilb,and putrefis the blood, But ſtrong beer fills the'veins with what is good. | 1 8 4 ſtool-ball play day Wpp - | | 2 F fourth dſia.y . « !ſhlg*h 'Full Moon - on | 3 J fifth day knee {the 2,day,ator ! 4 a fixth day ham 'near unto |the f 5 b ſeventh day ſhin (6. hour in the/ j 5-C Yulgarly Trinity day and |morning. | 7. 0 ſecond day ſi calf | 8.6 third day. . - heels | 9 f ahilljiam Pen roes 'Laſt Quar. on. 'o J fifth day face the ninthday, ; ir A _Lawyos thifd Harveſt beginseyes nigh unto the i2 b .The black Gown now chroat . 6., hour 1n the' 3.C And'the.green bagg guller afternoon. 49 About weſtminſter hands is 8 77 do was elbows 16 F fourth day * paps New-Moon' on n.g nay day-= | dugs the_ 16. day, [y-g Bonne Fiank " [hver * {about” rhe” s, i9 b,{cventh day | - Vights. thour 1n the 10.4 [firſt day gurs {\m}jorning. 21 ſ[{econd day * and ] | ſſ 14 g [third day ]gxſirbzgc } - } 01 13 F \fourth day - kidneys |Firſt Quar. on | —_ j 14 8 Yu]gzſ}y Fohn Baptiſt bladder ithe 23. day| 15 9 fixth day 'the |nearto the 6, izdh ſeyenth dfly : ſſ pſſrlvy hour -n the |.t7 C. the ſ12ppers day ware mornivg- \ -8 g i{[econd day hipps | 9.g \Vulgarly Perers day 't-1ghs ſſ zo f Il,aw_y:rs third Harveſt ends knees Fharees Eereene eR r eran e e eeereeareee a : , An emn —— Enthuſraſms on the Fourth Month. 2 Fven as the waves of brainleſs butter'd fih, Fuming up flounders like a. chafing diſh, 1Or 45 Jour quroffzaſ paſiy-cruſt [Deth ſqueeze the ſpheres , and intimate bhe duſt; So thoſe that do live Comaque-lives by Magich Their ſcenes in their Cataſirophes are Tmgzck, And of another thing pray Friends tabe noſſzce, The fool* that's o1d and_rich mo]l a,)t to.dot? Is. Friends, this 1s the maggot-pated month, whercm the effe&s_of Midſummer Moon do much operate., as, nny be plainly evidenced withour the help of the_Stars, by the Ianguage now uſcd at an holding forth.It is alſoa noted monch. for @Qodlzr, &55 bur 1ndeed Friends they are n6 ochier than bo1l'd Apples, there being no more difference berwixt them, than there is berwixr. a Broom . and 2 Beeſom, Parm and. Yeaſt, or fix pence and a Tefter ; but more is_ to be feared that Pork will_be very dear next. Winter, for now the weather being hot, the Gal- lants. leave oſiſdrm}\mo Ninn-broth, allas Coffee, and fival- low down whole Streams of Whay to the great hazard of ſftarving the Hogpgs ;_ now would thcy bur eat grains , A: well as drink w hay, I ſwear by my truly 1t werea very pretty 1ight indeed, For who can think it otherwiſe thas fine, j when Gallants eat and arink the ja;z with Swine? Abour this time will be more Adamites than' Quabers - for though Mzidſymner Moon may fill many mens noddles|, wich Enthufiaſms and ſirange whimzies,, enough to principle. them for ©4abers , yer verily the hotneſy of the- weather will Cauſe rhem. racher to pull off rhetr {loarhs and turn Agamites, than any otherwite ro. Quake wxſih cold. Bz The V. Month ( Jly) hath xxxi. days. | The Buxome Lads and Laj]es now make Hay, But oftentimes they wantonly do. play ! j } By which means many times things are ſo carried, | The Females Nurſes prove ere they are married. 11 [Firſt day knees 2/4|Uulgarly Uiſitation Maryſhands j 3|b [ſeventh day ſhin | 4 C/2ow men do ſiweat calf ; 5|d [as they do cat heel { 6|£|third day toes ! 9| F.\fourth day eyes 8/Ti\James Beltham cheeks | o| g [fixth day gullet {xo| Þ [ſeventh day \I1}T|firſt day elbow [12|D |eys of day in the Lyon hands [13|ejchird day paps {14 F [fourch day and 159 tbc imspmg Divithin duggs !6]8 ixth day _ liver 177/b|The Dogged days lights [18. C/Scoxch with warm rays |gutts '19/D [ſecond day garbage | 320 el\John Chandler kidney [2T| F ffourth day and 122.Þ [Uulgarly Wary Magdalenſbladder zſi privy 3/T[fixth day 24 Þ \ſeventh day ware '25 C Unlgarly James'day thighs [26 g jſecond day and 27 & third. day Mpps 233 F Antbony Appleby knees 129 Jjf hams '30a, fixch dav ſhinn -iz b & ſeventh day calf D ,A IIES IN WEIEPIBET " ondonenns nahepa f [ Full Moon at or.upon the 1. day near unto the 7. hour in the afcernoon. Laſt Quar. on the 8. day at the very time windpipeſof midnight. New Moon on the 15. day at, cthe8.h. 1n the aftcrnoon or night time, Firſt Q.on the 23. day at the 12. ho.or ſuch time when the men_ of the world com-! monly go to dinner, yea 8:'* the ſhends al-' fo. Full Moon on the '. 31, day nigh unto_the 6./hour.in the [ | morning. |{ *._ Enthuſiaſms 0n the fifth month. D ——— Now Friends the weathir #s in heat- exceeding, Diſeaſes by intemperance are breeding : Phyſick moſt coſtly is, and fickneſs painful, So that you ſee hereby nothing is gainful For by this means oft emptied is the purſe, And body made no better, if- not worſe All things conſidered then you"l ſay no other, I connſel ye iketo a ſriendly Brother. B Dn nmgmng Bn Cn D CSCRA ——_— The weather now Friends is very warm, yet withou wood or coals neither will the pot boil ,. nor the "ſpit; roaſt, and ſo by that means you may be without both boil'd and reaft meat. ,This month do the buxome young Laſſes make Hay with young men ; I profels Friends a grear temptation to the carnal part of the outward man 3 for the very profane Ballad s of the men of the world do fay, }ſi yTbere is 10 woman what ere ſhe be, | _ But will yield to opportwiity. - D | Truly Friends there :is great contrariety in the men of| the world about this bufinels of marrying ; fome woo firſt, (then n arry, others marry firſt and then woo ; and others fay there 1s more pleaſure in wootng than 1n the effe&s lof It : but if there be more pleaſure in wooing than mn \marrying, how can that /proverb be true which ſayes, | Happy is that wooing | That is (hort time 4 doings D ; | I profeſs Friends ſome of theſe Proverbs will lye a- /bominably, as bad as the Clock rhar ſtrikes twelye, when it is_ not above the tenth hour of the day, and 4o going to, Dinner ſo ſoon, they happen to be hungry again be- \ſorc ſupper rime, and all by the means of that lying Clock, B 3 i \ j '] ht. VI Month ( Argu/ l) hath $xX1. dayq ' Froends now the Dog-(tar Yules, aewfme)ou mſiz[l For your bealths ſake abain from flebly Inſt For ſo ]aſts Erra-Pater, an4 James Naylor lT firſt day 9 [&wulham Wlaller W[w in.juch cajes ſlaom WAs ajzzzlev great tocs little.toes 1 l Qx [V u}garlv Lammas fflay heels | / :zrd {econd day toes 3\8 third day face Laſt Quarter, 4 f ſfourth day eyes upon the 7.\ sffl John Dalromne throar ]day,ator nigh' 6| a |6xth day and |unto the 5 7 Þ iſevexth day {oullet © Jhour 1n the &C ſarit day elbow {morning- | !d Laurence 0n the Gridiron |hands , third day papps |New Moon on. HPf ofeph Stoakes dupgs the 14. -day ,' 10 ſixſch day fliver being likewiſe 131 4 |c. alfo ſome ſpecial obſervacions 1n verſe, together ith the names ofſome of our principal frlends, whom we have thought meet to make black Saints. 4- The fourch Column ſhews the Moons place in the Todiack, or (as they-call it) the ſign the Moon is'in ; very Þ;ccſiary to know for the guelding of Dogs, Cocks,Cats, C The fifth Column informs yeof the changes of the Moon, the day and hour when ir is Firſtand Laſt Quar- tcr, new Moon and full, burnot the minute. q' 6e Then turn to the right hand Page, and that Irhink 'mll give ye comtent, elfe you are very hard to pleaſe ;| or there is moſt rare Enthnfiafms both in-verſe and proſe, Dlctarcd according to the unerring rules of Ra5b/ Nimfhag a C haldean vann opift, Z j — — — CSm te Prnme re SII AB ICT IDRE r Sagen em em ereee emn m Þ.H-E __ SECOND @AQT - —DOE-THYT Y E A andſſN W. ALMANACK. CONTAINING. Many neceſlary, profitable and-uſeful OQbſer- vations fitting tor a Friendly BrbtherlyKalender, as an account of /the Ecliptes which ſhall happen to Year, where they may be ſcen and what they Ggnifie. A delcription of the four Seaſons-or Quarters of the Year; and our Afrological Judgmentstheteupon. A continuation of iriendly - Queſtions and Anſwers, with a Relationofa ſad - actident that befell two Friends ; tome further account of fuch as had Wind-Mills going in their Heads before our times, and ſeveral other thinfs yery uſeful and neceflary to be known. Calculated according to Att by AZ. Y. a Brother and Friend to'the Light. This is the Second Part, whevein we note all Whas is contain'd, atmoſt the very wotall;, _ But if_you find more, viewing it at leaſure, - Say we therein have given you over meaſure. London, Printed by Aune Codbidz and Fohn Playfe bd, for the Company of Stationers. 1i'680, SITSTISISSSISS D - -N onEne zn ieceh .1: oFcond&o 4 :*'ſi.ſſ_rct—ſi{_,ſſſſ-fi'__. : Cn l 5 5 25 HS 69 WSESUS A 093 55 8 Here we a Figure do preſent , To give Children and Fools content. H Fipure here Friends that you do deſcry, 70 It the picture of th' Anatomy ; If that you veiw the ſame throughout - each Featurs B Pme ſure you'l ſay it 1s a handſom Creature; - LFind yet it cannot be reſolv'd by no_ Man, whether the ſame be either Man or Woman. Nay more, Ple gage, they canot judge aright , To know if it be an Hermaphrodite ; Buz in defence of truth Ple draw my Rapier , To mak't appear tis only Ink and Paper; And that an Aimanack compleat may. be , Though in the ſame you 10 ſuch thing do ſee; $us only to pleaſe Children , and contens The Vulgar ſort, we do the ſame preſent. - S; A Yea and Nay Almanack. Of the Eclipſes which fball happen this preſert Year, 1680. T Riends,we ſhall have this year only two Eclipſes,& both of them of the greater Light that rules the-day, which the Menof the World do call the Sun; and in the Heathenz Arabian, Utopian,Babyloniſh Languagegit is called $07, Pha- bus, Apollo, #yperion; and ſuch other terms that:Iam afraid toname,leſtyou ſhould thinkF went about to conjure. - Now the reaſon why there 1s nd Eclipfe of the Moon this year; 1 think therein the Woman's reaſon may bear ſome ſway; that there is nane becauſe there is' none, ſo TI think yout are ſatisfied for that. Next Tſhall tellyou when and where thoſe Eclipſes of - the greater lizht do-happen, to be ſeen this year. The firſt of them is ofi' the twentieth day of the firit month, vulgarly called March, about the tenth hour inthe forenoon , or forepart-. of the .day,”and is celebrated in eleven. degrees of- Aries or:the -Ram, as the Man of Art hath it : Now Friends you muſtknow that this Eclipfe hap- pens near the South Node of the Moon, and therefore we find by our Aftronomical Gim-cracks that it will in ſome places appear very great, but in thefe Ulands, wherein ve live, 1t will not appear fo great, that is, it will be far lefler; and yet if we be very diligent in obſerving it, we -May in ſome meaſure behold it, though one Man of Art called Argoll, ay no, but we ſay we may; - and therefore T wonder what he can fay to the contrary. But Friends, t6 fuch as inhabit the. South-parts- of Americaz the place called the Zoly Iſtand; the Cape of Yincents &c. it will be a very viſtble and total Eclipſe, atd therefore” the Effefts; and Obſerrvations on thoſe Effetts, are molt to be regarded by them; for my part1 ſhall nottrouble myHead about thetn; becauſe I never intend togo thither. 7 Thus Friends, we have you told in verity ; The time when as'the firſft Eclipſe will be; Bus what 7t ſignifies, we k1now n0 more © Then my Lorg Minur's Hwſſ% 1 [ajd before, > A Yea and Nay Almanach. The fecond Eclipſe, Friends, happens on the twelfth day of the ſeventh month, at the Eightly hour of the Clock at Night; Now this defect (as you may perceive by the Kalen- der) falls in the beginning of the Fquizox (it is a hard word, Friends) and therefore 1s no way to be ſeen by us, becauſe both the Luminaries, that is,: the greater and the lefſer Light, will be beneath our Horizon - before the Diliquinm (there is another cramp word) begins, but ſays Zaly, and Albumazer (two Conjurers Iwarrant ye) that ſuch as ſhall Saik or Navigate neavr the Port of Perer,” (the Men of the Worl1call it $:.Peter,) or to the Ifland of Paxars &c. it will appear a very great and terrible Ecliple 5 artl does portend that Eggs and Butter will be very dear in' thoſe Countries, and Honeſty, Love and Charity , very ſcarce in ours, And now I think, Pue hit the head 01 Nayle , And that T-ſhall not in one tittle faile; For if ien/to aft knavery now ſhould ftick , Ple never truſt my Friend Compounding Dick, There £ould' beno full Moon Eclipſe this year, becauſe both thoſe of the Sun are Central, and theone of them 'is made before the Sun's Apogz0n, (to ſpeak after the mode of the Men of Art) and the other after it. So now I think , Friends, though we are n9 Gypfees , Tou'r ſanisfied concerning the Eclipſes ; we muſt coufeſs our $kill is not ſo ſmall, we could have told you more, nay more than all; - As whateach of them they do {ipnifie : And do no more than others, tell a lie; But as we will not Swear, but Yea and Nay t, S0-in this caſe 1 will not lye', T ſay its Another thing, Friends, I would have you take-notice of, that onthe twentieth day of the fixth Month, therewdoth happen, or is celebrated, an unuſal Conjunction of the two Maleficks or ill conditioned Stars.or Planets; now if you would know which theſe ſhould be ; why which ſhould they be, but thoſe that the Men of Art call Sarrn and Mars? butthat which makes it the worſe is, that-it 15in nineteen Aegrees ofthe Crab,andyou know, Friends, that a ſower Grad wik A Yea and Nay Almanack, xwill never provea good Apple; truly for my part Ido'not like it , as the Fellow faid by his wouden God, it looks'fo teeringly , but the EffeCts thereof may better he told you three or four years hence , than the belt Aſtrologer of them a1l can do at preſent. For that, *Friends, is the ſurcſt way of all , To tell things pajt, thau &'re they do befall; For many times things are [0 badly ſtated, That what is done and paſt is falſereiated; How then ſhould things to come be truly ſhown, wWhena thoſe things that are paſt are ſcarcely known? The bright Planet, which the Men of Art call Fenus, will be our ſhining morning Star , from the beginning of the year unto the twentyſixth day of the fixth month,vulgar- ly called Axguft; at which'time the Sun and the makes a Conjundtion , and ſo becomes occidental, or the Evening Star, the remaining part of the year, _ So, Friends, we-have proceeded on thus far , of the Eclipſes , andthe Morning Star; } The wext thing that you by our Artſhall ſee, Is what, and when the years four Quartery bee, Of the four parts or Quarters of the Year, azd firſt of that called the Spring. HE .Spring hath the Predominancy of being thefirſt, and well it may; it being the moſt delightſom time of all the year; for now the Graſs ſprings , the Fruit-trees bloſom, the Birds fing, yea the Cuckow fingsvery merrily, and therefore, Friends, tis. beft Marrying this Quarter, be- catiſe you 'mayhaveyour Muſick for nothing. It i5 alſo the only Quarter 'for'Strawberries, Rasberries, Goosberiies, Cherries, Greer-peiſe, Beans and Bacon, Mackrel, Tanhes, Cheeſe-cakes, Cnfiards, and a thouſand {uch other delicious things as would make 1'Mans Teeth water to write and to read them? And ite not theſe things Friends great refreil» ings tothe outward Man? Befides Loins an4Breafts of Veal, Kq ang A- Yea and Nay Almanack. an4, Quarters of Lamb, with rare Salads, all which are in zreat requeſt this Quarter, and which are very pleaſant to a hungry ſtomach to hear of, how much more then Friends mult it be to be invited to a Friend's houſe to eat of them of free coft? for then methinks-they eat moſt deliciouſly of all, as our Friend Green hath obſerv'd inhis Comments of Yicholas Woods Book of eating, folio 1025. where he ſaith; Of alll the dainties 0n which we da taſte, &D That's bef which is on @ Friends Table plac'd. This pleafant Quarter beginneth onthe ninth day of the Hirſt month, 2þ. 50' p. m. Now if we differ from. other Men of Arta minute or two, I think, Friends, it is no great watter; for if you look into your Gardens, or on the Hedg- ,X0ws, you will find no great difference in their ſpringing In a minute or two. But fay thoſe Men,, called Altrologers, we take the exacttime when the Sun enters into the Equi- noctial Sign Aries; ah Ram-headed people, do you ſo ? and yherefore ſhould it be called Spring ! if neither the fraſs ſprings nor the Trees bud, but that we- have ftill Froſt and Snow, I tell you Friends it is ſtill Winter, let a hundred/Aftrologers fay to the contrary. | * 7T think it very fit 4 Law were made, To calleach thing aright a Spade a Spade ; And (he that playes the Whore, a light heePd Fade , In Frofts and Snow let it have Wanters name ; And when Spring comes, Iet it be caPd the ſame. Summer, \ Unimer (the ſecond Quarter of the year) commonly is :3 very bot, not troubled with Eroſts nor Snows, and therefore is not much beloved of Woodmongers nor Cole- Merchafits : It is alſo 'very obnoxious to the Butchers , for now if they keep their Meat too long,, it will Stink as bad as themſelves ;. It will alſo breed Magzots, Eriends, if it be not well Salted, and thar is a great Eyeſore in the Eating of it. It beginneth on the eleventh day of the fourth month, z3 endeth onthe twelfth day of the ſeventh month, and is : a A Yea aind Nay Almanack, 2 notsd Quarter for the making of Butter and Cheeſe, but not of Eggs, Friends, it is the Ken that makes Eggs, elſe mightour Pudings be ſpoil'd for want of them; yet though the Hen doth lay the Egg, ſhe_doth nut always batch the Chicken, for I have read of a Country called Grand Cairo, wherein they hatch Chickens by the adoption of an Oven z therefore all thoſe that love Chicken-broth may go thither, where it is very plentiful to be had : In this Quarter 21 is made. great {tore. of Hay, gcod food for Cattle in Winter. Herein alſo Handkerchiefs are very neceſlary, to wipe the ſweat from of our faces, thongh ſome do exclaim on them,as among|t the reſt the Man of Rime in thele Veries. A Handherchief may well be calFd in brief, Both a perpetual Leacher, and a Thief About the lipps its kifſing, good and il,, or elſe tis diving in the pocket ftill, But fee Friends how T have digre!t from my Summer's Theme, unto theiving and.leachery ; indeed they are two things unto which the-outward Man is very prone z yea oftentimes the Lambs will mingle with the Kids, and what is ſo dene in Summer, is apparently .known at the Spring, viz. about the ninth-month afterwards. , But Friends, reſain, for why, the pleaſure's ſhart, But the effe&s are coſtly for ſuch ſport. A utumn. HE third Qnarter of the year, whichthe Men of the World call Autums , that is in Engliſh Apple-iime , b=ginneth on the twelfth day of the ſeventh month, and endeth on theeleventh day of the tenth month. 'This Quar= ter Friends, is betwixt the two extremes of hot and cold , and therefure tis like to the love of one Neighbour towards another , a little luke-warme, that is, as far as ſelF ends carrie them to do one courteſy towards another. It isa yery plentiful Quarter for Nuts , but eſpecially for Apples, of which is made Nappy- Sider : In this Quarter alſo they begin to kill Pork, and I tell ye F(r:iends, that he who can- nog A Yea and Nay Almanack, not make a meal of a Leg of Porkand Turneps, and two or three bottles of that Nappy Sider aforeſaid, if he have his health aud bewell, by rea and Nay it is pity but he ſhould fait, Now the weathergrowing cooler than in the laſt Quar- ter, Men will more frequent the Tavern than they did; but have a caxe, Friends,, of being wrapt up-in*a Foxe's skin ; 7 it happen unto you as- it- did unto an Inkeeper near Dinſsaolecoalt, who goingabroad about a little or no buſi- ne(s, happened to beſo Top keavy with Liquor, that Riding hamewards he-fell of from his Steed, and: put his Shoulder out of Joint; tying zroveling in the Mud., it chanced at that time one. oF onr illuminated Brethren to paſs by, whom our diſtrefled Eoft.implored for help, but-our Eriendly Te and Nz Man refuled, faying, he was Commanded not t6 t0uch Puch, left be (nould be defiled.« TN Lt I this Quarter alio Friendsas wellas in the laſt, is made £0904 Rtore of Butter, which being brought to Market” is oft times Marked and Printed, but have a care of buying any thathath on it the figure of the Croſs; for every ſuch pound of Rutter you eat, you Fvallow down a Popeinto your belly, and the Man of Rime fays. S - It is the Badgeof Antichriſtian droſs , For te fee Butter Printed with:the Crof; And ſo likewiſe for Coin it is the ſame, : To bave ſuch Marks as bears the Croſſes name « But yet you may your Conſciences beguile , When as youtell it, then t:rn up the Dile, In this Quarterlikewiſe is the Lawyers fourth and longeft Harve't, who are a ſort of People, -thongh ſometimes nece[- fary, yet have a-care of truſting to much to them, for : They are a People who obſerve their bu;, Can write with one hand, and receive with two. Winter. "TF7HE Winter is the Colde% Quarter of all the four, and therefore doth require the mare P: oviſion far 3Yood and Coals ;.nct only todreb our Victuals, 'bat allo tg 4: = Warm A Yea and Nay Almanach. warimn our hands and feet, elfe may the Men of the World a5wellas the Friends., now turn Quakers. It beginneth the twelfth day of the tenth month, at what time the Sun , (which the Men of the Quill, viz. Poets, that is in Englzfh' mony-leſs perſons, do call Phebus, Apollo, Sol, Titan, and Yyperion; ) doth enter.into the firlt ſcruple of Capricorn z But if there be very cold weather, tharp Froſts and deep Snows before that time, we will not contend, nay butrather conceive that Winter alſo beginneth before then,let the Men of Art\ſay-what they will to the cantrary. In this Quarter Friends is much Gormondizing on ſhred Pies and Plumb broth, with Goffip 1 drink, to ye, and yor gre welcome , and bow da ye, and pray. be merry, and Ts pledge ye, and. 1 thank, ye ; and a hundred ſuch other things belides : ſo thatin eifeCt they do nothing for the moſt part of this Quarter, but thatwhich we ſay, when we part from one another, Fare-well; but to do this, Friends, there mult be mony,which is now ſuch a monopoly as not to be ſpoken with, being hidden ascloſe asa flea ina Blanket. Balls of this nature {lack'd Atalanta's pace , And 0n the amorous Touth beſtow'd the race. This Quarter, having conſum'd the greateſt part of our Coals, Wood , and Vidctuals, taketh: his farewell of -us about the ninth day of the firlt month in the next year. A Continuation of Friendly Queſtions and Anſwers, called by the name of the Quakers-Catechilm. Quelt. F what ftanding is your ſeft ? O Anſ. 1t is of more itanding than of under- ſtanding , as many of our Siſtern cay/teſtifie. 'Q. who was the firſt Auther of your" ſett ? A. That is as dubious as what the opinions of our ſect are: Some ſay it was a Glazier, who ſeeking to foder np the crack'd Quarrels of Religion, broke the panes of con- formity, and made up a hotch potch or-medly of Opinions into a {e&, whoall conjoyning togetter in being obnoxious to, Government” and Ordzr , confute the World to”be in . . . E = A Yea and Nay Almanach., an errour,and to prove that it is poſſible To make a rope of Sand. : Q. Why are zou ſo ſlent many times at your Meetings 2 A. Becauſe we know not what to fay. Q. Why do you Quakers ſo bate the Croſs ? A. That is, we hate to be croſs in our doings , but we Jove the Croſs in Money well enough. _. Q. Why do you think it more convenient t0 afſemble in a Bavs than 1n 4 Church ? A. We could love the Church well enough were it not for .the Steeple, and we dread the Steeple becaule of the Rope. ſſſſ ....Q. why do ſo many poor ignorant People follow your Se# » 4. Becanſe having lome Rich People amongſt us, they Sollow vsas many did onr Saviour becauſe of the Loaves, .more for the Bodies fuſtentation, than any profit they can expett to reap for their Souls. ; Q. Do not you think that many of your Speakets or Holders-. .Forth; are meer Jeſuits, and belong to the Church of Rome ? A, We cannot denythat , but herein they agree with .Þs, that they Jove to Fiſh in troubled waters, and are quite .obnox1ons to all Order and Government. - _ *Q. Ard do not Jou think that many of thoſe whom me call Woncouformilt Preſbyterian Parſons , are Feſuits as well as your Kolgers-forth ? A. Yea Man, we do believe it, becauſe they agree with .them in-the- ſame Tenets 5 viz. to breed diſturbance in Government, . and to' make diviſfions amongſt the People, to ſteal away the hearts of the,People from the King , as Thieves have ſeveral Vizards an&masks to Rob with. O. why will not you. conform to the Common-Prayey ? A. B2caule finding the Siſtern ſo Loving unto ns, we are Joath to confeſs, thar we bave erred and ftrayed from the Right wdy , and that there 15 n0 truth in us. Q. Do. you never cheat one angther in any of your Bargains ? A. No, we will.never confels toat we Cheat any one, that is 2 very groſs word , but oftentimes we go beyond Sthers, yea thole thatare of the _illuminated Brotherhood ; A Yea and Nay Almaach, as lately did a Friend of ours, by profeflion 1 Baker, who by ſome means or other b:coming, polieit of a parcel of muſty wheat, for which he deſpaired of'a Chapman, found the Spirit of Mammon moving him to put it off to the beſt ad- vantage : to which purpoſe hiring a poor Woman toſell it for him, and knowing one of his Friends who Traded in that Commodity which had loſt the uſe of his ſenſe of {mel- ling ;. he repairs tq him, inquiring if he had agy occafion for ſucha quantity ; who anſwering Tez, hetold him he had obſerved a Woman in ſuch a place of the Marker, of whom he might buy a good bargain .Hereupon away goes our delnded Brother and purchaſes the ſtinking Corn at a Marketable price, but having hous'd it, is told by ſome others of more apprehenfive Noltrils of its defe&ts;_whereupon returning, by chance he finds out. his Female Chap-woman, and calls her a thouſand Daughters of Belzal for abuſing him ; who jultifizs her {elf, asnot concern'd any farther than being em- ploy'd toſellit, and that if it where not Merchantable wear, ze mult ſeek amends of his Brother Quaker that own'd it; but all the ſatisfaCtion he could get of him was; alas! thou knoweſt Friend we ought to be wiſe as Seryents; A Bargain's 4 Bargain, as the Men of the World ſay ; And the Syirit doth 10t inform me that 1 am bound to ſupply thee with ſenſes in the out- Tard Man; and this we call out-witting , or going bevond another. . Q. But methinks this is the grandeft Cheat of all ; had it Þeen don to 4 Man of the World as you call them, one of the Canaanites of the Zand, it might have [ſitffi-d Currant amn0n Bull-ard-Month Caſuiſts, the Tiraelite x en had only fpoil'd the Egyptian ; but for « rooking Friend to mabe 4 Fach=daw of- bis Brother, for Simeon thns 10 bubble Levi 4 truly and werjly Friends, 1 cannot but witneſs againk it as 4 moſt carnal abomination. 4. We whoarefor our own general ends, do not value. any ones particular whatſoever. Q. Let me ask, ye this Queſtion? if any one ſhould quarrel Fiuh ye, and ftrikeye, would ye turn agen and ſrike them ? A. Nay verily letthem not truſt to that, for if provoked, we can fight with the outward Man as well as any other perſons whatſoeyer, 5 " F AR 1 m f TR: | : : M 'NET IN0T } 4; \I008 Ii} W1k i 1 16 i! l RN M j 1 | , | [ l l | j M i | l ] | m W! ], | o 13 | I 4 11 ' ! » | t l | | : ——_— A Yea "and Nay Almanack: ® ,*Q. Why doyour Holders-forth ſo enveigh againft Epiſcopa] Minitters ? . A. Becauſe they are lets and hindrances to them in ſprea- ding of their Tenets, and gaining Prolelytes to their Sect; and we know the Wolf always hates the Shepherd. Q. why do ye think Bailifs ſo neceſſary in 4 Common-wealth ? 4. Becaule thoſe who are deep in debt turn Quakers at the ſight of them. Q. What makes your Quakers generally to bave @ different Jook, from other People 2 4. Our Speakers they do look like Witches, and hearers like People who are bewitcht,having commongly long Heads of Hair, and gray Cloths, whereas your Presbyterian Tub- tmpers go in Querpo Coats, with a black Cap on their eads, and a White one under it, turned up a little over the black, * whereby their Heads do thow like a Black-jack tipt with Silver, ' Q. wWhy do your Zolders-forth generally ſpeak in a Northern F02e. | ( 4. Todiſtinguiſh them from the wiſe Men who-came out M of the Ealt. ſſ B Q-' Altbough '30u will zot pull of your Zats by way of Salu- 2?atjon, yetdo ye n0t pull them off \«t any other time ? j A. Yea,yea,ve pull them off when we go to Bed with onr Yoke-fellows, becauſe we Honour the Woman as the weaker Veflel, nay we Hogour themſo muchas we oftentimesdown on ouy knees to- them, and'yet think that we commit no more Idolatry therein, than in eating Shred-Pie at any other rime of the year, -thawwhat the Men of. the World call Chriftmas. : | ſſ Q. Wherefore do ye think, Lace and Riboys to be ſuch an abo- mmination 10 wearthen ? . Becauſe they are chargeable to purchaſe, and People if Ehey lift can be as Proud without them.. - * Q. Zow do ye prove'a Cuaker is not a Beaſt ? 4. Becaule Noab's Ark hadall manner of Beaſts in it, but never a Quaker; therefore ergo, a Ovaker is not a Bealt , , gow Friends there's Logick for you, | | Q. A Yea and Nay Almanack, « It 35 4 common faſhion now a days amongſt. yout Gallants t6 3 keep a Mils biſsdes thetr Wife,now becauſe you will not be faſhionable t the Men of the world, 1 ſuppoſe therefore you keep none ? 4. Nay Man, they keep Miſles at great coſtsto themſelves, but we have them kept by others, making, uſe, of ſich who have ſhak't golls with a Brother at a Publique meeting of the Friends. Q- But is none of your Sef# ever given t0 Stealing ? : 4. It cannot” properly be deny'd if taken in the largeſt extent, for we had lately'a Brother,, who by his Carnal Occupation was a Croſs-leg'd worker to. the weaker Sex, whom the Men of the World do call a Womgns-Tayler,” He having made a Satin Gown for a Lady, puts it up (with many {mall pieces to vouch his integrity ) in his bag to be carried heme, yet ſtillreſeryed four yards as a Remnant to be ſaved by : but his Croþ-&zb having it ſeems a greater Light in her Belly, or more potent impulſes of the Spirit, knowing his intended theft, crept ſecretly up ſtairs, and convey'd the four yards to the reſt: He not knowing any thing of it,/went boldly to the Lady, where opening his bag the' Lady found what herLimb-trimmer never-intended the ſhould have laid Eye upon ; whereupon being aſtoniſhed he fell into a Qua- king fit and cryed out the Devil had deceiv*d him, confefling the whole truth, and begging pardon, but withall reſolred . in himſelf to ſecure his Cabbage better hereafter, and not to be betray'd by the pernicious Piety of his Spouſe, Theſe @ueftions thus reſo}v'd, we next ſball tel What ſad diſafter 10 two Friends befell. Of awery ſad diſaſter that befell two wet Friends, com: 7ng home very late in Grays-Inn-Lane. Wo of our Friends called wet Quakers, having been. late at Night at a Houſe of thoſe who' live by the fins of the People, yulgarly called a Tavern, in Grays-Inze Lane, theychanced to haye their ſenſes captivated by the Creature,it being at ſuch a titne of the year when the Cuckow bad not eatenvp allthe dirt; but that the kennellsd;d oHer-' OW- A Yea. aud Nay Almanah. fow- wich noiſomneſs; It chanced that as they paſſed homewards 3 their ſupporrers called Leggs began to wax feeble, infomuch thar one of them feilintoth» kennell ani foully bemird bimſclf, whillt the othes avoid falling, l:aned upon one Elbow on a Bulk; But oue firft Friend getting.up, avd finding his Face and Hands dirry, had his memory {6 reſtored to him, as to call to mind there was a Pump about that place, and groaping for it, he chanced to lighe-vpon the other Friend, and catching bold of his Arm, imagiving itto berhe Sweep of the Pump, he fell ro work with it, ſwinging ic backwards and forwards, untill ous ſecond Friend diſgorged ſome. of the Creaturre out of his Mouch, or asthe Men of the World call it, Vomited; whercupon the other think- Iing the water to be come, waſhed his Face and hatids therewith, until he wasasclean asa Sow new come out of the Mire, or an Anabaptiſt new dipped 5 whereupon he deparred and left the ſuppoſed Pump be- hind'him,'but when he came home, and that Sardh ſaw him , the Spirir of reviling began to come upon her; and the opened ber Mourh and ſaid, avoid Satai and come not near me, for thou appeareſt in a wicked pickle 3 which he would not believe, until they had brought bim an inftrument of Pride ycleped a Looking-glaſs, wherein behold- ing bis foul deformiry, he begged pardon; and was with much interce(s fion received again into the favour of Sarah, Theſe Met in this flrange fickled caſe 10 doubt, Had neither Light within , nor Light without ; »And for the Syivit, if ſo-be they h{4 ene, T*was certainly the Spirit of Abaddon : : For at that time. what evertwas that ail'd themn ; That both the Spirit and their Leggs 00 faild them. And now Friends (to continue my former method) I ſhall as 2 &o- follry or Eonclufion to the whole, give you a farther continugtion of uch of our predeceſſors who have been as gieat oppoſers of Aurhori iy and order -s we , andendued with a$ many mad/vagaries and whim- fieal Ethufiaſms, deginning firſt with, I. fZie? &*. , This Hierax taught in Egypt, that there was no ReſurreQion, he 2b- hored Marriaze; He ſaidthar Chiſdren thar died before they came to yearsof Diſcrecion were damned. He thotight thar Mzeldiſedeck was the Holy Ghoſt, Epipb. heve/. 67. 2. Arvius, Atrizs born in Lybia, yeta Prieſt of Alexandria, hearing Alexanger the"Biſhop treating curiouſly of the Trinity, thoughe verily-chat he maintained-the opinion of &abellins ; thereupon he ſet bimſclf againſt the Biſhop, and{aid, that the Son; of God had a beginning of cffence ;/ tirae chere mwas 2 time hen be wasnor, He faid thar God wasnor aliyays % .-- - : E « 3 5 H A Yea and May Almandch, & Father, thar the Son was not from everlaſting, but bad his bepiniiitig of noching. Being called before the- Emperour, he wyould ſubſcribe untothe lgicene Council, and ſwear;too ; his deceit was to carry in hisboſom bis Heretical opinion written in a piece of paper,” and when. he came to the book,he would (wear, rhat he thought as he bad writren, :neaning in his boſlom, His end was lamentable , for coming from the Emperour afterthe Oath he had taken, with great pomp through the treet of Conftantinople, he was taken with a ſudden fear, and wic all he feit a Lask, immediarely he asked of them where there was any houſe of Office, thither be wentand vorded his gurts : As many as went by, were wont to point at the place with the Finger, and ſay, 3nz yonder Fakes died Arrius the Heretich, Socra, lih. 1. cap. 25, 2: Euftathius. Exftathivs Biſhop of Sebaſtia in .Armenia, went in fuch attire-as was not decent for a Prieſt. He forbad Marriage ; made Laws of faſting : He parted Married Couples aſunder : He cauſed ſuch as refrained the Church to raiſe Conventicles at hume 3 He took Servants from their Maſters under .cojour of Religion': He commanded his followers ro wear the Philoſophers babir; He cauſed the Women ro be thaven 2 He forbad the accuſtomed faſling days, and commanded they ſhould faſt on the Sunday : He detelted the Prayers of Married Men$ He ab- horred the Offering and Communton of MarriedPrieſts,not remembring; that his own Father was a Prieſt, and Bithop of Ceſaregin Cappadocia 3 He was firſt Condemned of his own Father in a Council held at Ceſarea; afterwards by the Council of Ga7gra, but laſt of all at Con- ftantionogle. Socraiglib.2, 4. Macedonius. Macedonims atthe firft being an Arrian, and depoſed by Ararius ſefts could not quiet himfelf, bur fell from the Arrian into another Hereſy - He denyedthe Godbead of the Holy Ghoſt, terming him the Servant 7 andthedrudge of the Father, andofthe Son, Soerar, 1ib, 3. 6 AEHASs | +/£tins was made Deacon by Leontivs the Arrian Biſhop. He wasan' «4rrian,yet fell he from them becauſe they received Arrivs intothe Com- munion after his ſeigned recantation, He was coupted a great Logiclang and called an Athieſt for reviling the Ancient Fathers: 'He wasexcom- municated, yet would he ſeem of his own accord to leave the-Church. He tavghc thar the ſubſtance of the Facher and of the $on ywere not like one the other, Sacras, lib. 3. cap. 8. ; 6. Eunomius, Emunonius Biſhop of Cyxicum, and the ſcribe of £1i, ſaid, that God bhad no wore Knowleage than Man5 Hetermed o/£tiu5 the Man of God, and rebaptized allthat cameto him inthe Name of the uncreated God, in the Name of the Son created, and in the Name of the Sanfiifying » pirltcreated of the created SonTheoder,tib, a,00p,29. 7: Þ hotitiihe C mn D ID Ee—e mnY —_ '« - X - = - j } mm 'Y\} 1 "Yi l ' 18 Þ 18 (4 16 WHAReN1 10 TENART 13 VJA \8 f W Am l Yea and Nay Almanath. 7T«. Phothaus, Phorinus Biſhop' of Siriniam, maintained the hereſy of- Sabelliys j and Samoſantenes ; That Chriſt was not God before Mary did beas him, he ſaid the word was at the beginnihg with the Father, but nor the S$on, Soc. liþ,2, cap, 24, Concluſoii. Thus Friends we have our annual labons finiſht 3: And hope the 1ruth'is not one jort dimmniſh: ; Aore might be ſaid, but_ then moye muſt be ſpoke, The Weights fell dowit,, | becauſe the F ack-line broke We ſpeak nor write n0t what we do pretend ,