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We read of jovial Goddcfl'u, .
"I‘h‘ét'n'ever {at dawn todebate “

In Couneil, ,on,‘ Affair}; of Stage, '
WithOut‘ their Cups 0“? ‘Ntfiar by “em :
70v: fend, the Bard does not bely ’em.

But what is meant by Nefi'ar there.

Is neither Heav’nly Wine nor Bur.

As form: will have it. But I fay. ‘

It mutt have been fomefiea‘v'nly TM.
For Lwa'i'd g; no: 3‘ {ugd appear, ‘

To make fuch Taper“: of the Fair .’

I'm right : and I’ll be Judg’d by Email,

Who. atone Glympfe I’m {ure will ken this
And Pope’s of my Opinion :00 5 '
And he‘s infallible you know ‘

* Who eclojelyflfdll’fiing’ the-Old Greek,
Wbm #32le A N N E‘vou’d Council Mk0;
A N N‘A whom t’bru’Rulm: 06:} 9'

He makes her drink a diflo 0’ Tea.

. I don’t Remember that I’ve‘re'ad of
What their Tu Equipgc was made of;
But by mofl Amber: ’tls agreed.

Vulem .; Brafitr wag by :‘L’rade ;'
No doubt on’: be. their Kmlu made
And often us'd to blow the Name.
And boilit far'the Cyprian Dame
They fay. he tended well the Km]: :1 ‘
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No matter which sand {ea-we'll drop-here
As 0’ch thexr Cup: each Goddcfs (at. ,

Each Cup infpir’d them with new Chat;

Theywalk’d of fuch and Inch 2 Pair:

And {caudaliz’d each beav’nl‘y Fu'r,

Not om efcap’d, but What were there;

How all the‘ God: had chang’d then-Shapes

Their Low: wich'MonalK, and then" Rap" 5

Hence all thofe Staffer we have meta"; '

Of Mar: and mein the Net § "

Europa’: Bull, and D‘mm’: mow’r‘; g

Of L‘cda’: Swan ' A' Hundred more,

Were nonbing elfe, as one may far.

But Scandal o'era‘Diflo 0’ Tea, ' , ‘
There Smfiw #1139 t C HCMHS flew,

No matter what Efffl eori ma; ‘ ' ’ ‘

Theymade the Goddefle: {a julour,

They calldwtheir God: all Idle Edam;

Vmu: tore herlovely Hair, ,

And BurlI-Ey’d 7am; 'gan to Rare g“

In Bri-nyfl‘cars Mgnswa cries, ; ,

Goda'tfi of the Agar; Eycs. :‘ 5 5{

Each Guide]: was mrag’d tohearg‘ h

A Mortalchus preferfid to her, , , h 1' '

.A’nd tuba: {they Cry-d) wbu Mom! {In

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Lu u: mam our Farm: and 11:13:,

Tim: vain, prefumpmom m‘bml Sex.

Agrec’d, they all their'Powers join’d, 1‘

From Clay that treble was retin’d, '

They mouIded out a beauzeous Dame:

1 think Pandora we} her Name, '

VVhrenithis was done, they all combm’d»

T’ adorn her Body and her Mind. ‘

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Minerva furnifh d her within;
131mg gave her Tongue enough,
Minerva made 1: fm‘oorh and rough.

And bid her ufc it at her WiII,

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She c pt It o’er With 311,12 Comm,

With Scandal Malice, Envy Hate,

Ingredients that the Fair Complztc.
. Thus farm ’d for Mcrmr'y they fend,
' And bid him quick to Em}: defeend,

Tolndia,’ .1 Shore to flee-1 his Way. . .
And bring’ em up‘ a Weed caII' d Tea ‘

Lihc Light he darts him 1hro’1he air,
And in a Moment’ 5 Time gEts there;

Before that you (1011 d reckon Ten, '

:rhey fly that he rerurn’d agen, .

And brought cm baEk I115 Load of T111,
Whether Imperhl. or 1:105:11: ‘ .'

Is to the C1iticks fliII unknown,
. Tho' it has puzzled many a one.

No manger of what far: it Was .

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This Tm they thicw into apoc, ‘ ‘

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CUrs’d‘ Prefmt ofrcvcngeful Heaven:
Thus "a'rm’dr {helium rmand Fairy
Did (0 the Eat}: the Prefént bear,
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any far ‘Woman and the Daily ‘ ‘
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And vow’d it‘waS" as good Empcrial.

As 7:010 drank in Realms Ethereal:

She/{aid : and fill’d the Liquor out;

God: how the Poifon flew; about; t

After theyfldrank 2 Cup or two, ‘ ‘3

Up to the Head the Vapour: flew

and e’re they let tied in the Braiuv.

1n Sandal were fpu’d our again.

From muddy Dykes thus Vapour: rile;

That darken, and infel} the Skies 5

Then down they fall. éhea‘vy {bower}

Regardle’fs upon whom they pour

Thus Ladies. when their Cups prevail:

Ne’er eeafe to fcandalize and rail,

Carelefs they at whom they firike,

But good and had are {all alike.

Thus as Pandora lilt’d and fill'ds ‘

And Seandalfrom’é each Cup difiillf’d‘

Scandal reach’d at left the Sky

And chang’d its Name to Blaiphemy

That not a Goddels was untainted.

Some there atfirm’s that Venus Paintetl

And had th’ alfurance to compare

F0: Beauty with the. Immortal Fair :

Some were fo arrogantly bold»

They [said that Juno was a Scold:

They told a thoufand Stories more,

They «2th each Goddefl‘es Amour,

That gods for them had‘ left their'Slties,‘

Prefering them to Deities. - ,
Indigent Herd; The Heav’nly Fair,

Such lnlults Deities can’t bear.

Their Carulc Orb: r‘oll:’d round fuch Ire;

As almofi fer the Heavfns on Fit e, .

Down to the Earth, ’ with VVtath replete;

4nd‘big with many a fair one’s Fate,

They quick defcend in Clouds of Air.

VVithout much trouble found out. where

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Nam They were vifible to none, ,.
VVhene’er thefe Cloudy Cloaks were on. '
“They got behind each Ladies back. ‘ '~ ,
And bore a while the Noify Clack.

But patiencefoon‘was weaz‘y‘d out,

Revenge takes place and flies about,1
VVhene’er they try’d to take .1 Sup,

Their hands [hook {0, each drapt her Cup ;'

‘4 Nor Cup, nor Saucer, Pot. or Bowl: , ,

'l- , Was left upon the Table whole;

' But all one Common Kain lhare: .
Thenlearn by this, you mo:-;-sliv_’d Fair. '
Bum”, like thefe is briltllfiWarl.‘ ‘

1 It puzzled each Celefiial's‘Brain‘,

How to renew the Sent again ;: 7 .p

‘ For more delervlng Dames than thew

And teaeh ’em Caution o’er their Tea :1

Their Rage war not, as yet, allay’d‘;

They vow’d Definition to each Maid ;
Proceed, my Mule, now to relate

The dire Efleé’ts of Heavenly Hate;

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And all the Lady’s Cloathsb’efpattersg

The Company was all amid: . '

And each upon the other gaz’d :1

a One laid the blame upon the e’other;

' .‘Allop’d, at lafl, at one anorh‘et‘ “m“

‘ And there was fucha Noife sel’othflg-ug
Bu e lo this.Din of Viom daopsa ' =

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Thus, by fom-e nice Legeidemamfg

The Tea Cup: were all whole agams'

Their former Beauty fivill they bear

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Andfifll the pure Complexion ,ftainx,

Gay Monuments of the Fair dead;

On which their Epitaphs are read. : ,
Fain lwouEd they moifien fix“ their Clay;

’ And many aBumper ‘hoid of Tefiz‘ ’
Like faithful Urns in’ which are "laid.
Prefé>r6,’d;the Rehé’gswofthe'Dead ; '

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